Who knew Al Gore ever got horny?

I was pretty sure he had a dick (it sticks through his shirt collar and speaks), but I saw this news story a few days ago about his trying to seduce a red headed masseuse in Oregon and I was pretty shocked. Howie Kurtz at the Washington Post tells us the background on the incident and how it got to our attention;

The Enquirer obtained a Portland, Ore., police report in which the red-haired masseuse, whose name the tabloid withheld, told authorities that Gore had sexually assaulted her during a 2006 hotel massage. The woman initially declined to be interviewed by police, but reconsidered and met with detectives early last year. The detectives concluded there was insufficient evidence to launch an investigation. The police never sought a statement from Gore or attempted to interview him about the claim.

An Enquirer reporter asked the woman why she didn’t contact police on the night of the alleged incident, rather than waiting several weeks. “I was completely shaken and afraid I would lose my job,” she responded. The woman, who told police that Gore had requested an abdominal massage, also said the Hotel Lucia asked her to provide services to a VIP guest registered as “Mr. Stone” and she was surprised to learn that it was Gore.

The woman probably felt like she was being accosted by a sea cow. I only wish she had recorded the incident with Mr Stone…that name, by the way, could only be funnier if it was Mr Wood or Mr Tree. He was almost President, you know, and only missed it by this much. Small favors.

Category: Liberals suck, Usual Suspects