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Well, another rousing edition of Name that DUmmy has run it’s course. Now, was the real DUmmy the one who said:
Also the “never married” part seems just a bit absurd — marriage is something almost everyone tries once (not me, but I’m an asshole ), so I’m not sure why a past experience matters that much.
Alas, no. Although, he may be the most self-aware denizen of the swamp of sorrows.
Was it
I’m no Don Juan myself, but i figure it’s simple lack of effort on my part.
Mr Lack of Effort (and tail apparently) is Chulanowa. Frankly I am astonished folks aren’t flocking to him. Don Chulanowa does have a nice ring to it.
Well, how about
If your cute 18 year old daughter were to put up a profile on a dating site, would you not agree that she should have the right to exclude, say, men over 30, men without high school diplomas, men with kids, 400 pound men, smokers, or men making less than 20K a year?
Notwithstanding the fact that cute 18 year old girls don’t need to put up profiles (and should email all pics to admin[at]thisainthell[dot]us where they will find a mate for free when we post) this person is also a real DUmmy.
No friends and noble countrymen, the correct answer was the Brown Neck Gaitor’s cleverly disguised missive of love was #1:
I think I put 18 to 64 🙂 . I did put that liberal political views were a “must have”. I had this grand fantasy about doing political things together.
And so, the winners of this edition are:
Finrod
AND NO ONE ELSE. You people stink. Incidentally, Finrod is now 2/2.
And though you have won this event, alas, there is no real prize. However, I give you the video of Bittersweet Symphony which features clips from Cruel Intentions which only follows Wild Things and every episode of Charmed in the “Best things to watch while TV is on mute” category.
This contest brought to you weekly be sponsors from the world of food. Today’s installment brought to you by the fine people who make cup cakes. (Which is what my wedding will be having once my beloved child bride finds the ones she wants today at the bakery.)
Category: Politics
sniff sniff I want to thank all the little people. My years in the loving arms of recruiting command have served me well in rooting out bullshit. Thank you for the video, its a good way to start a Cat V, 98 degree day here in the Palmetto State. Now, I have to go claim I slept with Niki Halley.
Dang… I’m 0-2, I guess I’m just no DUmmy… 🙂
Sadly Finrod, in my experience in recruiting, the recruiters are worse bullshitters than the applicants. Yeah, kid–you scored a 14 on the PST. Ever hear of the Nuclear Power Program? Yeah, they take those guys, and half of them go to OCS straight out of Orlando–and if you go to prototype in New York, they sail the submarines under the river through a tunnel and surface inside the D1G “ball” where they refuel and reload nuclear weapons. Nah, don’t worry about all that coke you did, your fifteen arrests, the fact you didn’t make it past 9th grade, and your asthma…
Yeah, CR? You said you wanted me to have a guy on deck before Friday? Got one for ya…
My experience is quit different. If I had a dollar for everytime an applicant conviently left off some fairly serious things, I’d be rich as hell today.
“What? You mean felonies count? I thought the Army didn’t care about that shit.Thought you just wanted killers.” (Applicant had 2 counts of drug trafficing)
or my all time favorite;
“What charge? Yeah I shot at the guy but its not like I actually hit him.” (Applicant had 1 count of attempted murder he admitted to at the MEPS.)
Much different experience. I probably told people NO 20 times a day.
E-mail me sometimes and I can tell ya some REAL horror stories–dipping DEPpers, putting ringers on deck to test, driving G-Jets drunk WITH APPLICANTS IN THE CAR, a Chief Recruiter and CNRC (two-star Admiral) who both went bye-bye for tag teaming another guy’s wife…
And those were just the khakis (E-7 and up) and just in the first year.
The real prize is knowing that no one really wrote the first one. That’s a prize worth having.