A Severe Case of Vaginitis Exposes Mediocre Cry Baby and a Bat Shit Crazy Lunatic
Flopping Aces had this story a few days ago but I wanted to make sure our TAH faithful were fully read on to what the mini-stink is all about.
Ilario Pantano recently won the Republican primary and stands a good chance of winning a seat in NC District 7 against Democratic incumbent Mike McIntyre. But apparently Pantano’s past has “come back to haunt him”. Not, really though…
To refresh everyone’s memory Pantano was the Marine Lieutenant who killed two Iraqis in Fallujah in April 2004. He was charged with murder based largely on statements from a Sergeant that he had recently demoted. The Sergeant gave many statements to investigators, the media and lefty blogs; most contradicted each other rather blatantly.
After an Article 32 investigation the murder charges were dropped. Pantano later wrote a book about the experience titled “Warlord: No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy” which became a best seller.
So he decides to run for congress in North Carolina’s 7th district. He wins the Republican primary handily and is in good position to take a seat that has been Democrat for over 100 years.
Great news for Republicans, right? Apparently not if you are whining douche RINO.
Two unsuccessful Republican candidates in North Carolina have turned their guns on the primary election winner, endangering the party’s hopes of defeating longtime Rep. Mike McIntyre (D-N.C.) in November.
GOP voters in the 7th District on May 4 nominated Ilario Pantano, a charismatic Iraq war veteran with a personal story many find compelling and a past encounter with military justice that gives others concern.
Among the latter is Will Breazeale, the second-place finisher and 2008 nominee against McIntyre, who told POLITICO on Wednesday he would do what he can to keep Pantano from winning the seat. He said the third-place finsher, Randy Crow, would join him at a news conference Tuesday in Wilmington, N.C., to discuss their plans.
“We’re going to work against him,” Breazeale — also an Iraq veteran — said. “If the Republicans don’t like it, they can kick me out.”
This seems strange that a fellow veteran would turn this way when the charges were dropped and Pantano was eventually honorably discharged.
Breazeale takes issue with the support Pantano has received, saying he has a moral obligation to oppose the nominee because of his actions in Iraq.
“It takes a military man like me to explain to civilians how bad that is,” he said, adding that McIntyre is sure to use Pantano’s actions against him in the campaign.
“A military man like me”… what does that mean? Is this clown some super special kind of military man that has a higher authority than the Uniform Code of Military Justice that dropped all charges against Pantano?
From his own website, here is a list of Mr. Breazeale’s military awards:
Bronze Star Medal
Joint Service Commendation Medal
Army Commendation Medal with 1 Oak Leaf Cluster
Joint Service Achievement Medal
National Defense Service Medal
Southwest Asia Service Medal with Bronze Service Star
Iraq Campaign Medal
Global War on Terrorism Service Medal
Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal
Armed Forces Reserve Medalwith “M” device (2nd Award)
Army Service Ribbon
Overseas Service Ribbon
Kuwait Liberation Medal (Kingdom of Saudi Arabia)
Kuwait Liberation Medal (Government of Kuwait)
South Carolina National Guard Membership Ribbon
Parachutist Badge
Take away the “proud to have been there” ribbons and what’s left:
One Bronze Star; “was awarded the Bronze Star for saving millions of U.S. taxpayer dollars as a result of a system he pushed through the Iraq Ministry of Defense in Baghdad.”
One JSCOM, two ARCOMs and one JSAM. In 21 years that’s a grand total of five awards for actually doing something.
His website also brags about the critical duties he performed as Chief of Protocol which is at best a massive stretch or even full blown fabrication.
Bottomline: This guy is a pogue who should pull up his panties and start acting like he’s in the big people’s world.
This brings us to the third place finisher who is apparently joining this fratricide among Republicans in North Carolina. His very distant third place finish would usually make me ignore him as a non-player but I decided to check him out anyway.
Get a fresh cup of coffee before going to his website.
This guy makes Cynthia McKinney look sane!
Here are a couple of quotes to get your appetite going:
“One thing is for sure, my PHD in the capabilities of clandestine forces did not come from osmosis. When I say the planes flown Sept 11 were flown by remote control, I know this is possible and an easy task because some of the dirty tricks played on me were more high tech.”
“General McChrystal got away with the Pat Tillman murder and cover-up, he enjoys the publicity, and he is doing it again because he enjoys murder and the drug business. General McChrystal will keep on doing mess like this until, figuratively speaking, someone bigger than him puts their cowboy boots on, places General McChrystal’s head on a piece of concrete, and stomps on it for a few hours.
When the USA arrived in Afghanistan in 2003 the Taliban was in the process of getting rid of poppy production – production was maybe 25% of what it is now. Big George Bush couldn’t stand for that – no poppies, no heroine. Why do you think Big George’s grandchildren call him “Poppy” ? The USA went to Vietnam to get Americans hooked on drugs. Afghanistan is important to keeping the war on drugs, which is really a means of putting the USA in a police state, going. If General McChrystal does not keep the flow of poppies going he is in real trouble. General McChrystal also has to send junkie soldiers back to the states to keep the war on drugs going.”
Make sure to click on the “9-11” link for a truly “you can’t make this shit up” experience.
Oh and Mr. Crow has already decided that he is running for President in 2012!
Category: Politics
Love this blog… I like how you put the screws to posers, but unless Mr. Braezeale is claiming he was awarded something he wasn’t I think folks should avoid attacking his comments based on his ribbon rack – his words alone do a pretty good job proving he is a douche.
Wow. Just wow. I do enjoy a nice steaming cup of crazy first thing in the morning.
I just figured out who Randy Crow is–he’s Mike Myers’ dad in So I Married An Axe Murderer! The triumverate: the Rothschilds, the Rockefellers, and The Colonel with his wee beady eyes and his secret recipe that makes people crave his chicken nightly.
God… talk about a sore loser or two.
Someone needs to talk to those two scumbags and explain what it means when charges are dropped, innocent until proven guilty, etc.
Heck, who does this crapweasel Breazeale think he is? John Murtha?
The NC GOP needs to come out and kick these AlGorish losers to the curb.
The mood in NC (I’m in NC8) is kick the bums out. I suspect Pantano will win this in a walk.
Wow…now that is rich, huh? That “My dick is bigger than yours” game is supposed to win an election? Seems to me this “hero” has zero respect for comrades in arms and I wouldn’t want this mother fucker watching my back or serving me just because of that.
You want to win, you do it with honor…not by pissing on your fellow soldier because you think it’s going to help you win. No honor here, only a guy who is full of himself.
I’m with Unicorn Dick above. Pantano should be getting endorsed, not blue-falconed by Crist-lite, but I’m not sure how Breazeale’s awards are germane to the issue, or why you feel the need to run down his service.
Sounds like the two losers entered the wrong primary by accident. Or was it?
COB6 Wrote:
Point of clarification is in order. I am not running down his service.
When someone claims such absolute authority as “a military man like me” as opposed to any other military man he needs far more credentials that this guy has.
If you read his bio on his website you will see a seriously exaggerated detail of service.
You want to make this go away? Bring out Randy Crow, get him talking publicly about Lt. Pantano, then switch gears on him and get him foaming-at-the-mouth-batshit-insane about his “troofer” antics. Better still if Mr. Douchenozzle Breazeale is in the blast radius at the time.
COB6, thanks for the clarification.
Unicorn,
I would disagree. Mr. Crapwaezele is claiming his status as a veteran gives him special insight into Pantano’s actions in Iraq. If he wants to use his veterans status to throw a tantrum, we can scrutinize…
COB6 & OT, absolutely agree, scrutinize away… no one should ever get a pass for stupidity. Breazeale is a sore loser and his continued campaign against Pantano is especially douchetastic… that being said, I feel awards are a difficult thing to judge people on. I’m more impressed by his service medals in 3 separate combat zones than his other awards – as impressed as I can be by a buddy fooker that is.
Excellent website.
And let’s not forget Breazeale claiming to be a “3 war combat vet”, yet the US Army still hasn’t awarded him –
1. The Combat Infantry Badge.
2. The Combat Action Badge.
3. The Combat Medical Badge.
And that’s not my opinion… that’s the opinion of the US Army.
Oh, and let’s not forget Crow claiming there’s an FBI implanted microchip in him. Or that he’s the Risen Christ.
These two have some SERIOUS self-esteem problems.
Kevin, are you saying that Soldiers who serve in a war zone but don’t earn those awards aren’t combat vets? The CAB is a pretty recent invention, after all.
The dude served honorably, and now whatever goodwill that service should engender is getting pissed away by his insistence on trying to screw another vet. That alone should be enough.
Heh,
You’d think a Protocol Officer might know a thing or two about Protocol. In his case, he’s moved from Protocol to Proctology in a rather short period of time.
PMM,
The CIB has been around since WWII. And no… those who serve in war zomes are NOT combat vets. If that were the case, then everyone in theater would be wearing one of the three Army badges denoting combat service.
The Army set up criteria for being designated a combat vet, not me. If you have a problem with that, take it up with the Army.
In the mean time, Breazeale is a REMF who is BSing the civilians in his orbit into believing he’s some sort of John Wayne.
Kevin,
We’re on the same page here in terms of our opinion of Breazeale, but I disagree with you that the Army defines a “combat vet” based on those awards. After all, the Army awards combat stripes, hazardous duty pay, combat zone tax exclusion, SSIFWS, and all the rest based on presence in the designated combat zone.
Of those awards, the CAB was established in only the past few years. It’s retroactive to the beginning of the GWOT only. That means there are a lot of Army combat veterans from Korea, Vietnam, and elsewhere who have no CIB, CMB, or CAB. Awards are a subjective, very imperfect guide as to a Soldier’s service.
It isn’t this asshole’s call to make. A court martial found Pantano not guilty of the offense, which means no offense occurred. And the Corps went to hell and back trying to crucify him for it. They failed. And it would appear that McIntyre is just another fraud and REMF trying to puff himself up. Given how much stuff the Army hands out if you have been in combat, particularly if you are a grunt, it should be obvious whether or not he has actually seen the elephant or not based upon his decorations and from what I see he has not. He has no business judging Pantano. If he doesn’t agree with that, tough shit. Pantano needs to tell him to shut the fuck up, ruck the fuck up and move on. AND THEN TO CRUSH HIM INTO THE DIRT.
Brain cramp above…I meant to put Breazeale, instead of McIntyre. Sorry.
Wow! I NEVER thought I’d say this, but this guy is crazier than you, you old twit!
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