Wicker Convicted of Stolen Valor
Wicker… no, not a chair.
Remember Mikhail Wicker? We’ve covered this military cosplayer before… here. If you are wondering why we are posting on him again, well…
Here’s how justice works, folks: Arrested -> Accused -> Convicted (<– you are here) -> Sentenced -> Orange jumpsuit fashion show.
A Minnesota jury just gave Mikhail “Call Me Michael” Wicker the ultimate reality check, convicting him of LARPing as a war hero to score a sweet $146,287 from Uncle Sam’s wallet. Turns out pretending to be a combat-wounded Marine POW is frowned upon – who knew?
Wicker’s Oscar-worthy performance included tales of heroic deployment to Iraq in 2005 with Lima Company, complete with dramatic capture scenes and prisoner-of-war storylines that would make Hollywood jealous.
Plot twist: While Wicker was supposedly getting his Jason Bourne training after being “released from captivity,” he was actually living his best life in Michigan, collecting paychecks from various retail establishments. The Social Security Administration basically said, “This dude folded shirts at Target, not insurgents in Fallujah.”
The crown jewel of this farce? During the exact timeframe when our hero claimed to be enduring enemy torture and receiving elite sniper training, he was actually… wait for it… crashing his car into a Michigan ditch and pleading guilty to hit-and-run. Nothing says “Marine Corps warrior” like fleeing the scene of your own single-car accident.
The only thing he didn’t do was claim he married a stripper while in the Marine Corps.
Real Lima Company veterans showed up to court like, “We’ve never seen this man in our lives,” which is the military equivalent of your mom showing up to parent-teacher night saying, “That’s not my kid.”
The 39-year-old Dilworth resident has now learned that stolen valor pays about as well as his actual retail career – except with significantly more jail time.
Minnesota man convicted for ‘stolen valor‘
Mike Bunge | Nov 21, 2025
SAINT PAUL, Minn. — A federal jury has convicted Mikhail Robin Wicker, also known as Michael Robin Wicker, for wire fraud, mail fraud, and fraudulent use of military honors.U.S. Attorney Daniel N. Rosen says Wicker, 39 from Clay County, falsely claimed to be a decorated U.S. Marine, fabricating stories of deployment to Iraq in 2005 and receiving prestigious military medals. He used these falsehoods to obtain over $140,000 in benefits from the Department of Veterans Affairs, according to court documents.Evidence showed Wicker never served in the military. He supported his scheme with forged documents, including a fake discharge certificate and medal certificates. Marine veterans and federal agents testified, confirming Wicker’s deception and his presence in Michigan during the supposed deployment period.The jury found Wicker guilty on all counts after a one-week trial. His sentencing will be scheduled later before United States District Judge Jeffrey M. Bryan.This case was investigated by the Department of Veterans Affairs, Defense Criminal Investigative Service, and Social Security Administration, with Homeland Security and Dilworth Police Department’s assistance.
Category: Marine Corps Poser, Purple Heart, Stolen Valor
If I was his defense attorney, I would simply state that my client was trying to start a dialogue (or “discourse” if I was feeling particularly snooty).
He was raising awareness. People are now aware that he is definitely All Points Logistics material.
He’ll get bent over by Bubba & Thor in the showers!
At first glance when I saw the tagline, I thought it read “Wickre” (as in Psul, the nutsack of Maryland).
So it wasn’t just me..,
THIRD!!! 😀
Well, since you’ve breached the subject, for those at home wondering what Psul and Karen are up to lately, the last that Hack saw on line was last October a judge hearing the lawsuit against him the renting them a home on Lonesome Pine Lane ordered him to pay $18,000 and change in back rent. Looks like the case is dormant now, as there is no way for the aggrieved party to get any money out of Psul. Even if he did have any money, there is a long line of creditors ahead of this guy. And of course, he declared bankruptcy, again, about two years back. Does that make three or four personal bankruptcies, not including the proud but humble woman owned company declaring bankruptcy?
As to Psul and Karen, they have consulted a marriage counselor to work through the current difficulties, and it was recommended that they try sleeping in separate beds. So she gets the back seat of the Jaguar, and he sleeps in the trunk.
Once again, just the rancid cherry on top of the shit sundae. He’ll be in and out of jail till he takes the big dirt nap, rocking the lies the whole time.
People have been telling me to get more fiber in my diet.
I been getting so much fiber in my diet I’m starting to pass wicker furniture…..
Wicker will go quicker than a mail bag at a whistle stop.into the joint.
Well, I hope he gets some jail time!