Super Bowl Prediction

| February 7, 2010

Those of you who know me know that I am a borderline fanatic about sports. I mean all kinds of sports; everything from NCCA football to MLB Baseball to Australian dick wrestling. Suffice it to say that I love sports.

There is not a bigger single sporting event in the United States than the Super Bowl and I feel compelled to offer my insights. Hopefully I won’t get beat up as bad as I did with my 2010 Senate election predictions.

Last I checked the Colts were favored by 5 ½. That’s significant because it’s less than one touchdown. Given Super Bowl history a one TD swing from the kickoff line is hardly an upset worth noting.

The biggest point spread upsets were back in the day when odds makers still couldn’t manage a spoonful of respect for teams from the JV AFL. In SB IV the KC Chiefs were laying 12 points against the vaunted Minnesota Vikings. Minnesota’s Purple People Eaters however laid a massive egg and went into halftime down 16-0. While the Vikings didn’t do a very good job eating people in the first half, Hank Stramm’s Chiefs did a masterful job of eating the clock in the second half.

The result was a 23-7 victory for the Chiefs and a whopping 28 point swing from the line.

Of course the most famous upset was SB III when Namath and the Jets defeated the Baltimore Colts 16-7. The Colts entered that game with an advantage in the spread by 18 points and even 20 points on some Vegas lines. The Jet victor translated to a 27 point swing from the kickoff line.

So how does the underdog pull off an upset in the biggest game of the year? The answer to that is fairly simple if you look at the games where it happened.

In SB IV the heavily favored Vikings turned the ball over five times; (3 interceptions and 2 fumbles) while the Chiefs turned it over only once. The other key to that game was being able to sustain a drive and thus keep the Vikings offense on the bench. The Chiefs converted on 7 of 15 third downs and stymied the Vikings to 3 of 9.

The exact same thing happened in SB III. The Colts quarterback tandem of Morrall and Unitas threw four interceptions and the Colts lost a fumble. The Jets turned it over only once. The Colts also struggled mightily on third down going just 4 of 12 while Namath and the Jets had far more success converting on 8 of 18.

Having said all that, is there a person on the planet that believes that with two weeks to prepare Peyton Manning and the Colts are going to turn the ball over five times? Or that the Saints barely above average defense will hold the Colts to 30% on third down?
Just look at the Saints last game against the Vikings. In spite of enjoying four turnovers from the Vikings, the Saints still gave up 31 first downs and 475 total yards!
It’s not just the defense that should be worrying Saints fans. Simply put, Peyton Manning is on fire in the postseason compared to Drew Brees.

Against a slightly above average Minnesota defense and a below average Cardinal defense Brees has thrown for 444 yards. Meanwhile Manning has thrown for 623 yards in the post season and he did it against the top two defenses in the AFC.

I realize that anything can happen but based on an honest analysis the Saints are probably toast. In fact, if the Saints fall behind early and try to get cute it could easily turn into a blowout.

My prediction: Colts 45 Saints 20

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paul mitchell

Australian dick wrestling?

DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL.

AW1 Tim

Manning will find a way to lose the game. Bank on it.

Manning is the biggest choke in post-season games since Tony Eason.

Saints will win this one handily.

What will be a really great treat is watching Goober Manning throw his team mates under the bus for losing. That @ssmaggot is the sports equivalent of a Blue Falcon. He’s the Obama of sports.

TSO

Paul beat me to it.

Did you and Jonn ever wrestle dicks together COB?

Jonn Lilyea

No, but we had a mustache race in Iraq.

Jesse

“Of course the most famous upset was SB III…” Seriously? How about the Giants in SB XLII? A 5th seed team going up against the only 18-0 team in league history? There was a play in the game called The Double Miracle. We might disagree about politics and current events, but let’s be rational here guys.

COB6

The Giants did pull off an upset but nowhere near what those above did. The Patriots were favored by 13 at game time. The final score was 17-14. That’s a 16 point flip which of course is somewhat less than the 27 and 28 points listed above.

Is that rational enough?

Nucsnipe

I see Teh One is taking advantage of the Superbowl. Turned on the pregame and he was giving a live interview with Kate “overpaid Couric.

Ray

Goooooober. Well, he’ll always have Sony. 😀

AW1 Tim

Hellyeah! Goober goes down like a cheap whore on a 5 dollar bill!

Booyeah! Saints win and Manning runs off the field like the pussy he is.

How do you spell Colts? L.O.S.E.R.S.!!!!!!!!!

God, what a GREAT frikkin’ game!

Ray

How long do you think until the first car fire in NO?

fm2176

Hell, I’m not even into sports and I still expended a few rounds last night. The wife is a Colts fan and isn’t down here, so I am a Saints fan by default. As soon as the game ended it sounded like the Fourth of July around here.

AW1 Tim

I refer you all to my comments in #2 above…

Called it, that!

AFSister

dang it.
I shoulda placed money on this game with you… GEAUX SAINTS!

Madconductor

WHO DAT???? DAT WHO!!!!!!

Just A Grunt

Well Nostradamus you ain’t.

I hate the Saints. In fact I despise all things New Orleans. Give the Saints credit however, their coach set the tone by going for a TD on 4th down and then the onside kick to start the 3rd quarter. He was in it to win it. For awhile I thought I was watching a Georgia Tech game, especially when Satan Manning was reduced to nothing more then a spectator for the 2nd quarter.

Favorite commercial for me however was the Doritos dog with a bark collar.

Peyton Manning

Well, I’d say your prediction fell flat. Now I’ve got to go back to Indianapolis in shame. I am planning on leaving the Colts this year and becoming a free agent. Anyone have good advice on that?

AW1 Tim

Rge Vikings might be looking for a new QB. Favre is still undecided. Imagine that. Tampa Bay is open, too…..

Kevin

Ok, nobody got the Carlin reference in your first paragraph so I’ll finish it for you (re: Australian Dick Wrestling):

“They’ve got that on ESPN, you know.”