Weekend Open Thread
Many here suspect that the government directs a lot of taxpayer funds to areas that benefit our lawmakers and their benefactors. The taxpayers are left with paying the debt that is accumulated to benefit others other than the taxpayer. With each new DOGE discovery, these suspicions continuously get substantiated. Things should get more interesting as the year progresses. Enjoy your weekend!
Category: Open thread






FIRST!
Talk about your sheer luck…. DaHell everybody at? Just came in with The Coco (Puffy Puppy) Melon, opened up the Chromie and WHOOMP!!! There it twas…an Orphaned TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread, just looking, nay yet BEGGING for someone to claim the Coveted (EARNED NEVER AWARDED) FIRST. So sweet it is…Almost as much as The Sweetness known as OAM! I’ll take this twofer and offer up a generous serving of Eyetalian, sketty, some garlic butter infused crusty bread, and open up the Vast Stores of Refreshing Beverages available @ Fire Base Magnolia.
Well, you’re doing better than Volodymyr Zelensky, so there’s that.
” Man, I haven’t seen an ass raping like that since Deliverence.
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Lol. Love the art work. I gotta learn to type better.
We’re Not Worthy! We’re Not Worthy!
Whoa! Early drop this week! Congrats, King!
Tanks, CW…didn’t even expect to be a contender this week. Had planned a provision run but was a little wobbly (lack of Spring Tonic?) and didn’t want to make that 50+ mile round trip today. Elected to put a crockett pot of sketty sauce on and do a little (very little) piddlin’ til I got my sea legs back. Ambling at The Mosey with the pupper seems to help somewhat. As I stated above…sheer luck…but better lucky than good, huh!
These early/regular/late drops of the WOT are killing me!! With the King of Battle again on the throne, I offer to all a column of the finest trivia, mined from the salt flats of Somewhereistan. Enjoy!
DID YOU KNOW…?
Did an actor deliver an outstanding performance in a film on the condition that it never be seen?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2025
Two months in, how’s your 2025 going?
Spring is just around the corner, you know. We’re now what, three weeks away from the annual renewal of the world? Yep. It’ll be spring soon, and with it comes all the wonderful things thereof.
Robins.
Flowers.
Warmer weather.
Baseball.
I’m gonna be a happy camper very very soon! (Honestly, I’m a happy camper most of the time anyway, but spring brings out the best in me.)
So … let’s share some trivia, shall we?
Did you know …
… babies are born without kneecaps? The patella, or kneecap bone, does not appear until somewhere between the ages of 2 and 6. It develops from the thick cartilage that stretches across the knee joint. (You knee-ded to know that.)
… poor dental health can lead to cancer? Not taking care of your teeth can lead to gingivitis, or an inflammation of the gums. Over time, high levels of this inflammation in the body can lead to an increased risk of developing cancer. (So brush your dentist twice a day and see your teeth twice a year!)
… a popular Star Wars character appears in a photograph of a Saudi Arabian king? Saudi artist Shaweesh (born 1990) superimposed a picture of the character of Yoda into a 1945 photograph showing Saudi King Faisal (1906-1975) at the United Nations. Shaweesh said he put Yoda into the photo at the U.N. because Yoda is “wise, strong, and always calm.” The photo caused quite a bit of controversy when it was printed in a Saudi high school textbook in 2017. The Saudi Education Minister called the photo’s inclusion in the text a “mistake,” and said the books were recalled and reprinted. The country’s Undersecretary of Curricula and Educational Programs was dismissed from his post because of the picture. (The Force, it appears, was not with him.)
… popcorn is the main go-to food for moviegoers in the United States? You knew that, of course, but you may not know what the main go-to is in other nations. In Korea, dried cuttlefish are the big seller at the local cinema. In Spain, it’s sunflower seeds. Russians enjoy Beluga caviar at the movies, while the Chinese movie lover snacks on salted plums. But the oddest has to be Japan – moviegoers there enjoy iwashi senbei, or baked fish skeletons covered with soy and sugar. (Ugh.)
… South Koreans have a holiday for the alphabet? Every October 9, residents of South Korea celebrate their alphabet. (Why they do it, I couldn’t tell you.)
Korean is one of the only Asian languages that actually has an alphabet (called Hangeul), as opposed to ideograms like kanji. That makes it much easier to learn to read.
Yes, 28 characters and not 3,000 (also the only Asian pictogram language to have circles/ovals in its characters).
I can relate to those Asian snacks. I LOVES me some dries flavored cuttlefish, and salted plums. (when you’re stationed in Hawaii, you learn to like ’em, or go hungry)
Many a time I snacked on salted cuttlefish while riding the train from Munsan to Seoul, a Filipino Buddy of mine in my platoon introduced me to it!
Squid on a stick, baby! (Well, squid-jerky actually… )
… an actor delivered an outstanding performance on the condition that it never be seen? During the filming of the movie Dr. Strangelove in 1964, actor George C. Scott (1927-1999) was cast in the role of Air Force General “Buck” Turgidson. Scott was hesitant about taking the role, especially after learning director Stanley Kubrick (1928-1999) intended to film the movie as a comedy. Kubrick asked Scott to, in essence, “ham it up” in the role, and that put Scott even farther off being in the film. The actor felt he should only be slightly funny, and allow star Peter Sellers (1925-1980) to go for the real laughs. Kubrick finally asked Scott to go over the top only in rehearsals, when the cameras would not be running – but Kubrick was pulling a fast one on the actor. The rehearsal takes were filmed and used in the final print, though Scott had toned down his performance for the “real” takes. Scott felt betrayed by Kubrick’s decision, so much so that he vowed never to work with the director again. Additional trivia note: Scott kept his vow, though later in his career he would say his work on Dr. Strangelove was his favorite-ever role. (And when you consider what roles Scott portrayed, that’s quite the compliment.)
… a famous baseball player had his uniform number retired, even though when he played numbers were not worn? John Peter “Honus” Wagner (1874-1955) was probably the best shortstop ever in baseball, and he played for the Pittsburgh Pirates from 1900 to 1917. During that time, players did not wear uniform numbers. But from 1933 to 1951, Wagner was a coach for the Pirates, and in that capacity he wore uniform number 33. The number was retired in 1956, shortly after Wagner’s death.
Ah, I see:
… whale milk has the consistency of toothpaste? The reason is because whale milk is between 30 and 50 percent fat. (Thanks for Mason for the tip! Now I have to get that image out of my head.)
… only one country in the world does not have mosquitoes? Iceland has no mosquitoes. No one is sure of exactly why that is, but I’m pretty sure the people there are glad for it. (And we are envious of it.)
… what the collective word is for a group of pugs? According to the American Kennel Club, a group of pugs is properly called a “grumble.” (No grumbling about that one.)
… your brain is eating itself? Don’t panic, you’re not the star of a 1950s horror movie. The process, called phagocytosis, is totally normal. In phagocytosis, larger cells consume smaller cells or molecules to remove them from the system. It takes place in your brain on a regular basis. Far from being harmful, phagocytosis actually helps preserve your brain. (It does, however, explain a lot.)
… a barn owl’s ears are set askew? The left ear of the barn owl is higher than the right, and it points downward so the bird can hear sounds from below it. The right ear is angled upward to hear sounds from above. (A natural radar, in other words.)
Now … you know!
Man, pull-ease..Spring done sprung ever since Gnrl Bo Ree Guard Lee told Punky Ass Phill to “Hold My Mint Julep and watch this!” Last week this time it was in the 20s, this Wednesday was bumping 80, and right now it’s a balmy 69 degrees F with a March Lion Wind Roaring in from the South by Southwest. My “Grazing Cow” windmill is spinning as if is Tom Jefferson spinning in his grave over what has happened to Our Republic. If the thing had wings it would be taking off like a C-130 from a Floating Air Base (they can do that, you know…right?) Fire Base Magnolia been covered up with The Red Red Robins of Spring. Having to keep a close eye out on the outside dry food Kitty Cat dish for the feral felines I feed. Birds sho do lubs them some Kitty Kat Nine (9) Lives.
Happy Camper? Book Three (3) of a certain tome from an outstanding writer of all things SyFy would go a long way to making me a Happy Camper. Jus’ sayin’.
What we kneed to know is how we can knee cap Baby Murderers and get away with it. Can we pull their teeth with Channel Locks? You know…just to make sure they don’t catch cancer from bad teeth.
Phagocytosis is basically the body hauling scrap to the yard, and filling up the burn pit. It goes on in all your organs to clean out the dead or useless cells / structure.
When a similar process is applied to bureaucracy, it is called DOGE.
Too bad Yoda wasn’t around to take his light saber to some wanna be Saudi pilots back in ’01….and made another Saudi Osama Bin Sabered.
Last time I was in a movie house the snacky stuff cost more than the motion picture tickets. And ironically, with a nod to the previous paragraph, the motion picture was Star Wars, Rogue One.
Do like the South Koreans, but they do have some strange customs…food too! But I’ll bet that we Southern Americans have some strange customs…and foods. Bowl of buttered grits, anyone?
Grits? YUM!
Where’s the shrimp & cheese?
Grits with butter AND sugar please.
Heretic…you going to damyanky Hell.
Uh-uh. Butter, salt & pepper.
and Skrimps
Even as a northerner who name ends in vowel, I know salt and pepper’s the thing.
Shrimps in the sautee’ pan, bacon is draining on the paper towel, and the greated cheese is on the cutting board. Tagically…the only cat heads I gots right now are the Whump kind (Whump the can on the side to open). Imma outa Buttered Milk. One reason why I needs to make a provision run.
A southerner running out of Buttered Milk? Good lord, what’s next? Instant Grits?
It don’t happen often, Lil Bro’…but it can happen. Used the last of it Wednesday night on a skillet of Cornbread. One thing that WON’T ever happen heah is Instant Grits. I’d choke down some of the “Emergency Ration” Creame o Wheat packets before I’d let them nasty damn things in my house.
Korean food? I’m always good for some Yakimandu or Beef Bulgogi!
Yaki and beer.

It’s NOT just for breakfast anymore!
Mrs. GB and I have buttered grits for breakfast 3x/week.
Love it.
Betcha there ain’t no sugar in them grits y’all have either. 😀
My dad always put milk and sugar on his grits. I firmly believe it was just to piss off my south Texas mom.
And I’ll betcha it did piss her off.
One thing for shore about Scott and his acting is that he became the character…a trait that separates the greats from just the goods.
The club made sure no one could pirate Honus’ number.
Sho’ could make a lot of creamy butter from whale’s milk. Wouldn’t wanna be the one to milk the whale. My final former ex turned into a whale that was milking my nak account for all she could.
If Saint Paddy took the snakes out of Ireland, which Saint took the skeeters out of Iceland? And why did said Saint bring them to prime fishing holes? Fish food?
The rescued Coco (Puffy Puppy) Melon by DNA is got a bit bit of pug in him. Is that why he “grumbles” if you try to take his toy (or a treat) away from him?
Does The Spapo’s two (2) brain cells take turns eating one another? Talk about being on a diet.
Between the swivel head and the radar ears, the owls maintains that whole “Situational Awareness” thing. Gots me a coupla breeding pairs of owls hanging out at Fire Base Magnolia. Spent many a full moon night watching them patrol the old cotton field just outside the North Wall swooping down on the regular to snag them a field mouse.
Once again, CW…we Thank you for the Trivia column. Speaking of “on the regular…” I regularly use your tidbits to impress Lady Friends…and Soccer Moms…and school teachers.
Damn early, but top 10 is the best I’ve done in a while!
Not just a Top Ten, Lurker Curt, but a claim (legit) of Third (3rd) Commenter. Even better claim to fame is you beat out The Stoned Hacker and THAT is more betterer than a Life Time Supply of of already outdated Y3K Red Hatted Soft Wear. Good news is the Y3K Soft Wear will arrive in your mailbox looooooong before the Epstein List. Gives you time to get a door a’fixed to it when the old one gets stolen to replace another one that has been MIA for awhile now.
Hot damn, I’ll take third, thanks KoB!
In case Firebase Magnolia is too far away, I’ve got a pork roast on the smoker, beef fajitas, and plenty of Modelo Negra in the cooler. It’s a beautiful sunny day in SW Idaho, temps almost reaching 60…
Lubs me some orasted (ht2 The Lioness (RIP) of TAH, Ex-PH2) porked beast. One of the item(s) on my provision list at The K Roger Store was porked beast loins on sale for $1.99 lb. Gonna get at least 4-6 of them bad boys for the freezer locker. My out of State Family Company that’s coming in at the end of next month include a nephew that is not only a World Class BBQ Smoker Dude, he’s also a Judge for the Competitions. Guess who’s gonna be doing the cooking? heh heh. He’s having some Heavy Western, grain, fed, USDA Prime Beef Beast shipped in from Omaha to throw on the grill. Last time, them rib eyes coulda been cut with a C Rat Plastic Spork.
Was at a social function a few years back with a Ms Thang yella hair. Met another Ms Thang that was purely fascinated with my accent. When I told her “You’re not from around here are you”, she replied, “No, Idaho.” My Ms Thang said, “Wow that’s odd, I thought I was da Ho.” Good Times!
Kinda warm for SW Idaho this time of year! I grew up (allegedly) on the SE Idaho/Wyoming border. Didn’t usually see 60 till late April.
Early for sure, but I’ve lived here for most of my life- I’ll be shocked if we make it to mid April without seeing snow in the valley at least once more.
I’ve seen snow in every month. Weather gets interesting at the base of the Tetons. Ok dickweeds, go ahead… make jokes…. You may fire when ready…
Better be careful sarge, might not be ” snow ” on them ” tetons”…
Dang! Since Hack Stone was once again denied his rightful place on the throne as First Commenter, he is calling for a nationwide purchasing boycott. This boycott has already been implemented against a proud but humble woman owned business, as no one has bought any outdated overpriced Red Hat Software for over ten years.
Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) works balls.
Magic 8-Ball says…
The Magic 8-Ball went up his (“Phony” Phil Monkress – CEO of All-Points Logistics) nose and his ass….if you get my drift.
You have until 23:59 Zulu today to reply with 5 things that you accomplished this week. Failure to comply with this directive will result in a team of crackheads with pliers and blowtorches going medieval on your ass.
1: drank a bottle of gin
2: smoked WAY more cigarettes than I should have
3: trimmed the doggos toenails
4: actually left the house a couple times
5: made dinner for m’lady
1-took a Navy Yard shit Monday
2 Took a Navy Yard shit Tuesday
3 Took a Navy Yard shit Wednesday
4 Took a Navy Yard shit Thursday
5 Took a Navy Yard shit Friday
What I accomplished at the funny home this week.
1. Hid my medications under my tongue, then spit them out when the staff left
2. Stood in the hallway with a thousand yard stare, legs slightly apart, shaking my upper body back and forth while loosely swinging my arms back and fourth while drool ran down my mouth and chin
3. Piled mashed potatoes in my mouth, then simultaneously blew out while smacking the palms of my hands into my cheeks
4. Licked windows
5. Got fired from my work program. Dr. Evil told me to release the sharks but I released the sharts
Re 5: with frikkin’ lasers?
On their heads?
Pretty damn good week overall. And pretty much a repeat of last week.
Whelp, in an effort to avoid the crackhead team (ammo is expensive, don’t want to waste it):
1) Talked Mrs. GB into taking an overnight to a bluegrass jam.
2) Drove to said bluegrass jam.
3) Tuned the mandolin and the guitar.
4) played said mandolin and guitar for a total of 6 hours
5) Got Mrs. GB back to the Compound happy and relaxed.
FIRST FOURTEENTH
7th maybe?
DO NOT FORGET!!! Today is the day the Rev. Al Sharpton called as a boycott day. He says not to buy gas, groceries, go to stores, shop online – he wants to punish those greedy bastard capitalists.
Me, I already placed my Amazon order. Gun store this afternoon.
Does this include no flash mob looting of Mom & Pop retail stores?
I paid $4.19 for 91 octane gas at the border.
Ran up $147 in groceries at Hannafords supermarket.
Mostly beer.
Tried to shop on line but the internet was down.
Fuck Al Sharpton and his Barber.
The liberal politicians SURE want to “put the screws to” the rich when it comes to taxes, but out of curiosity, has “Reverend” Al Sharpton coughed up any of the MILLIONS he owes the IRS? Just asking for a friend.
Are you axing about his personal tax liability or his “non-profit” NAN? Because he owes both state and federal taxes on both. The IRS seized Willie Nelson’s assets for back taxes, but the “Reverend” gets a pass. So much for White Privilege.
Redd Foxx got reamed by the IRS as well.
Went shopping, spent a couple hundred $$s, filled up the car, gas at $2.75/gal., paid a few bills and just generally told Al to FOAD. Oh, and just finished an Amazon order.
Notice that it’s on the last day of the month instead of the first day of the month when people get paid and SNAP and welfare benifits get deposited.
I recollect back 60+ years ago the Hartford CT TV station had PSAs reminding aliens to update their registrations. I thought “neato cool” there are folks from other planets living around here.
Now I think back about 10 years ago and remember being stopped on the street by a most distraught woman. The field office to extend visas had moved and her husband’s visa was expiring that day. “Where did the office move to?” she asked me time and again. I had to admit I hadn’t a clue and that I was sorry. I wasn’t that sorry because I couldn’t believe they had waited until the last minute to attempt to find the office. What made it worse for them was the last minute was Saturday; try to find a Gov’t office open on Saturday.
Now allow me to think back about 5 years ago. I was sitting in my local adult beverage establishment when a regular started crying. Oh lord, thought I, what happened? The crying woman had just realized her visa had expired; she went on she may be deported.
I understand visas can now be done on-line; I just don’t understand letting them expire.
Not to pile on, I now think about a USAF E-5 who reported to work everyday and did a good job. What he forgot is his enlistment had ended about two before anyone realized it. He was a sort of reverse AWOL; he was present for duty but was not drawing pay nor accruing leave.
If people can’t remember expiration dates, perhaps, the media should go back to airing the PSAs.
Speaking of Hartford, Connecticut, they made the news this week, see Hack’s link below.
KoB has appointed Hack Stone as Counter Terrorism Training NCO, and as his first act, he is requiring all members of this fine organization to watch Terror In Beverly Hills, released 34 years ago this coming Thursday, March 6. Be sure to pay attention, there will be a test afterwards.
News… Trump and Zelensky get in argument at White House:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/meeting-trump-zelenskyy-seek-security-050136802.html
It’s about time someone smack that little tyrannical, murderous, evil dictator right in his smug mouth, even if with words.
Looking forward to being called a traitor and/or authoritarian toady by both sides, even if they constitute a fraction of We…
Preemptive KMA, LT.
Can’t wait to hear the wailing ad gnashing of teeth by both foreign leaders and our esteemed media.
Pass the popcorn please.
More:
Maybe, just maybe mind you, Zelinsky shouldn’t have called the VP a bitch..
Well bless his ever-lovin’ pea-pickin’ heart.
JD Vance to Zelensky: FAFO. By the way, whose the bitch now?
Can you photoshop Psul of The Ballsack on the left and Phil Monkress on the right? 🥴
He has the look and air of a spoiled child that just got denied a second helping of ice cream!
Gawd, if Word Salad would’ve gotten in there, Zelensky would’ve walked with at least $5 billion in military hardware.
And gotten a BJ to seal the deal.
Not only are Public High Schools graduating students who cannot read or write, they somehow are able to get into college. Asking her to take the SATs would be racist, so just pass her along and let her somehow make it in the adult world with no skills whatsoever.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/27/us/connecticut-aleysha-ortiz-illiterate-lawsuit-cec/index.html
Hartford is a great example of ‘destroy the [city] to save it’*.
A blackhole consuming countless and compounding dollars in order to ‘fix’ its image, and puportedly raise living standards for those who value nothing.
* quote attributed to an unnamed officer during the Battle of Bên Tre, 07FEB68.
She can’t read or write, but she does know that there more than two genders, and the reason that her entire life will in grinding poverty is because Donald Trump is evil. The Educational Genocide of the underclass continues unabated. Randi Weingarten is unavailable for comment.
Or, 4-years of high-school education under Biden’s junta regime.
Progressives are slave masters that use feelings and platitudes instead of whips and leg irons.
Deja vu– Democrats didn’t want black people to be able to read 160 years ago either.
Stupid ass pay wall
Paywall for the CNN link?
Yep.. says it’s subscription only
Not only can’t read or write, they can’t ‘rithmetic neither, Mr. Stone. Finished my provision gathering @ The K Roger (got me some bargains on chiken tiddies @ $1.59#, double Ds sized my smoker is already giving them a “come hither” look), filled up the Prime Mover with go juice ($2.39 a gallon with my .30 off fuel points) and pulled across the parking lot to draw me some rations of God’s Holy Chicken. Sammich and a four (4) count of strips (Puffy Puppy LUBS him some God’s Chiken Strips), total was $12.45. Now, as a rule, Chic-Fil-A does a decent job of teaching them kids, howsomeever, I gave the kid (lad) a twenty, two ones, two quarters, wanting to get back change of a ten/two fives, and a nickle. BLEW HIS EFFING MIND! “Sir you gave me too much the total is $12.45.” “Yes, young sir, I know that, I don’t want a bunch of ones and loose change, I want a 10/2 5s and a nickle back. I wasn’t much on maff but I was real good on ‘rithmetic. I was even able to calculate that without taking off my shoes or getting nekkid.” (I have to get nekkid to count/cipher to 21, in cold weather I can only do 20 and a fraction) A massive look of confusion came to his face. “Son, make it easy on yourself, punch in $22.50 on your amount tendered key and it will verify my ‘rithmetic.” He punched some keys and said “Ok Sir, your change is $8.05”., then started counting out 3 1s, a 5, and a nickle. “No, young man, the change is $10.05, I gave you $22.50.” “Huh?” “Yes a $20, 2 $1s, and 2 .25.” “Oh, I put in the wrong amount.” Called Ms Thang over to do an over ride and SHE had to bring up her calculator app on her phone to cipher my ‘rithmetic. I finally got my correct change, in the configuration I wanted it, my chiken and got the eff outa there. Sadly, I see that kinda thing ALL the time now.… Read more »
Kids be stupid today.
Kids be uneducated today. Blame the public school system thanks to the NEA and the EdD’s posturing about how to teach little Johnny.
They cannot read cursive, cannot do math in their head, and that’s the smart and motivated ones I run into.
Have a great weekend!
As I reminded the SFC, if you are the reason for the safety briefing; don’t just own it, be proud of it. No one remembers who got a meritorious service, or commendation, or achievement medal last week; but, everyone remembers who made the General shit his own pants.
Happy weekend.
And hard, too
Hahahahahahahaha. Coffee all over the keyboard
Anyone else hear rumors that maybe Joe Biden was not performing optimally while occupying the White House? First Hack ever heard about, they did a great job keeping it hidden from the public.
https://www.foxnews.com/media/biden-insider-exposes-white-house-gaslit-public-former-presidents-decline
Who was that Dr (?) that said he was too old and feeble to stand trial? Nobody ever said anything about his ability to remain the leader of the country.
One would think they would go hand in hand.
Actually, according to KJP, his personal WH dr. said he was perfectly capable.. might wanna yank that fools license to practice medicine… Just saying
Thanks for the clarification. I knew somebody made a wait, whut? kind of statement.
No worries. It was the prosecutor investigating biden stealing classified document while a senator and VP, and storing them in an unsecured office, and in his garage where his crackhead criminal son ( now with a blanket pardon) had unrestricted access to them ( kinda like when hunter and Jill sat in on classified briefings..)
Kardashians make the news again… glad that ain’t my mother:
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mortified-khlo-kardashian-once-scolded-235252600.html
No wonder Jenner turned.. that shit-show of a family is enough to make anyone crazy
It’s been clinically proven that watching an episode will lower your IQ by at least 20 points
Only 20?
OK so I’m here….and jump up, spin around and smooch my pasty white, conservative, gun totin’, no shit nor foolishness taking, ass. SMOOCH IT GOOD@!
In VT this week with the VP (Bernie gang crying).
A fancy RatShack?
Nice!
Hopefully they sent it to Hennessey for a power upgrade.
PRESENT and unaccountable as I award myself yet another Honorary First.
((((OVER))))
Epstein’s list and files are becoming public at last! 😀😀😀
The UK “Authorities” are still a bunch of limp-wristed milquetoasts.
The TAH Weekend Open Thread Safety Brief…Attention to orders…
Do NOT hold your breath awaiting the release of the JE Files. You will be dead within Five (5) Minutes.
Do NOT allude to knowing who is on said list hoping for special consideration. You’ll be left hanging.
Do NOT accept delivery of a free Blue Dress. Tho it’s not from Missouri, it has a taint about it.
Do NOT sign a contract from a leisure suit clad dude at the off ramp offering a deal on “Soft Wear”. It won’t arrive until Y3K and is made of burlap.
Hack Stone gave his lovely bride Rosetta Stone some lingerie made with the finest burlap available.
Too soon?
Not at all KoB
Here’s our Epstien client list release.
I’ll make the 100th comment in Honor of the 100 + times that Lucy has snatched the ball away from Charlie Brown. Maybe Charlie should snatch her bald headed!
It ain’t over…Prepare
I told you guys he was a Russian asset.
Also, I told you he was implementing project 2025… here is his progress.
Under each department you can click to see which objective are met.
He will be lowering current VA ratings….
https://www.project2025.observer/
Wow, that looks like a totally legit and unbiased website. I think in the future I’ll use it as a primary source for my information, and not question the motives of those behind it at all.
Ooh, and as usual, you’re a complete fool, still screaming “russian asset” just because President Trump didn’t follow the Biden model of diplomacy and grab his ankles while Zelinsky attacked him and VP Vance in the oval office ( to include calling Vance a bitch) .. it’s called being a leader dipshit. Zelinsky has NO right to demand we support him, and apparently he also has no interest in peace. Maybe at some point, unlike you, he will come to his senses and actually negotiate with President Trump in a respectful manner. Until then, he, like you, can fuck right off…
It even has a countdown timer to let all know when JD Vance becomes PRES JD Vance.
OK
AWWWW, now take the doll and show us where the big, mean Orange Man hurt you, then we’ll give you a peanut butter sandwich and some Kool-Aid®™ afterwards!
WTF Little dictator backed out of their agreement, and got called on it. Wear a fuckin suit to the White House. Even us jarheads can manage it. You asshole.
The Photo of the Day
Illegal Migrant knocking on your door looking for
Water and food and money
This was my neighbors house
We are 35 miles from the border
Just a thought, but since we are trying to deport illegals, and zelinski wants more boots on the ground….. 🤔
Just call (520) 384-7200. Willcox CBP station.
That’s some great customer service. If border crossings are down like they say they are, border patrol response should be quick to your location.
I’m curious how quick they can respond.
Send in some “Border Guard” Reinforcements…Like these guys…
Got a half shit-ton of 10th MTN enroute. Gonna get real interesting soon.
I see them everyday
I’m still in shock they are not getting BAH
BAS not BAH
They are coming out of pocket at the chow hall
What is the army’s deal with this
I’m not sure. Looks like a clusterfuck in progress. Ready, fire, aim…
The $156 some odd millions that was lost from the “food supplies funds” we talked about the other week shorely would feed a lot of folks…Jus’ sayin’. Maybe we need to get a doge to track that down.
The video was sent to them
Oddly prior to him showing up
DHS had a bird in the air to the south of us for over a hour
https://twitchy.com/eric-v/2025/03/02/beefing-up-the-border-dod-sending-stryker-brigade-combat-team-to-sourthern-border-n2409209
So, just to notify my friends and not such good friends here on the Number One Milblog on Planet Earth that I have been quite sick.
So, the VA stepped in and sent me to a wonderful Cardiological Surgeon and would like to let all of you know that reports of my demise have been quite wrong and I am actually standing here after repair of an Aortic Aneurysm via Surgical repair and a rather frightening short but miserable recovery process.
I actually feel better now than I have felt in years and have about ten times the energy that I did one month ago.
You will never hear me badmouth the VA System, like all systems built by man, there are inherent problems in large complex organizations. Problems do exist, but like all things human, they can be fixed.
They have saved my life four times now and I remain a much happier, more healthy individual that shared some great times with like individuals so many years ago.
To be given the care of an illness that has tried to take me out on more than one occasion, I must posit that I pray that all of you here can experience the joy that comes from being returned to a healthy state of being.
Thanks for all the friends here.
We’re not doomed, now.
but we might be doomed in the future…
So be a lert, the world needs more lerts.
Good news, indeed, ‘stixx. Us cantankerous old bastards are hard to kill, aren’t we. It seems as if VA Care is like Real Estate…Location, Location, Location. My Wing Wiping Brother in Dakota gets excellent VA Care…in other places…not so much. Hope your Daughter is doing more better also.
Hang tuff, Good Sir. Heaven ain’t ready for you and Hell’s afraid you’ll take over. Be the lert that all lerts are judged by.
Glad you’re still on the right side of the grass, ‘stixx!
Was kinda wondering why you’d been MIA Stixx. Glad to hear you’re on the mend!
Glad of the good news, Thunderstixx!
I pray that God continues to bless you.
Corrupt piece of shit.
https://gizmodo.com/sec-drops-charges-against-chinese-billionaire-after-he-pumps-30-million-into-trumps-crypto-scheme-2000569966
It’s interesting how the main stream media has overlooked this.
It does seem odd, considering how they love to trash the President.. And gizmodo is such an unbiased platform, there’s no doubt that anything posted there, including the comments is the pure, unvarnished truth..
Sooo…we finally have a linky to The Spapos pr0n site.
Yeahhhh I think there’s a lot missing in this article. I find it hard to believe that Trump, or any president, has the clout to shut down an SEC investigation. Especially a republican president, especially Trump.
I will call your SEC interference and raise you one Democrat interference:
https://twitchy.com/eric-v/2025/03/01/zelenskys-oval-office-humiliation-was-a-set-upby-the-dems-mollie-hemingway-brings-the-receipts-n2409167
Spapos’s lovers…
Democrats and RINOs, who’d have guessed?
You like to see men eating bananas.
Choke on Swallwell for us.
Happy Seventy FIRST (71st) Birthday Catherine Bach. Sadly, she has not aged well. Musta made too many Oscar Winning Performances @ The Golden Corral and never made it to The Golden Globes. Pity
I’m guessing she’s all original and unrestored, unlike 98% of actresses.
Roger that, Lil’ Bro. None of us look as good (?) as we did pert near 40 years ago, but…..DAAYUUUM. And one can do a lot to “preserve” some of the original chassis without taking a cutting torch to it and installing new parts. “Put down the donut and step away…then keep stepping for about 30 minutes a day…everyday!”
NO plastic surgery retreading with her.
Who like Hogging
I don’t have enough flour inventory to roll her in, Skippy. Only watched at that show a time or two. Thought it was kinda lame and a slap in the face to True Good Ol’ Boys.
I believe that even our very own IDC SARC would take a hard pass. Again…a real pity she let herself go like that. I have some Lady Friends her age and older looking waaaay yonder better…with no where near the resources available to them that she has. Maybe she was drop dead gorgeous all her life and just said “F*ck it, I don’t care how I look.” Medical condition?
Sometimes the girl of your dreams turns out to be a nightmare. BTDT
Thank you KoB for destroying all of my childhood fantasies with one post……
Present and late, in the better sense of the term.
While y’all were trying to FIRST yourselves, Mrs. GB and I were at a bluegrass jam.
Back to reality, my brother is in the hospital with an infected toe wound (serious in a non-mobile diabetic with circulatory issues) – and being at the bluegrass jam I was >3 hours away. I may get to see him tomorrow afternoon.
Beautiful weather in the AO.
God bless you all.
Best of luck to you and your brother GB
Thanks, Fyr.
Fortunately, they’re keeping him until they can get an MRI on an infected toe to ensure it’s not in the bone.
Did a little angioplasty and put in a couple of stints in the leg to improve blood flow for better healing.
Current SitRep indicates nothing to get alarmed at yet, just condition Orange for the nonce.
Well, that’s better than Redcon. Over the last few years, I’ve learned to take the small wins.. ( not that I’m good at it, but I’m getting a lot of practice..)
So the suspect in this double homicide was charged in a previous attempted murder case but was released on “home confinement” so that he could continue with his High School education. The Judge probably did not want to jeopardize the chance of young Emmitson Zeah delivering the commencement speech at graduation.
https://wtop.com/howard-county/2025/03/2nd-teen-dies-following-february-shooting-outside-of-columbia-mall/