Weekend Open Thread

| January 24, 2025 | 42 Comments

A daily deportation tracker… When the pandemic got underway, we had daily updates on the reported number of people who got infected with COVID-19. We saw maps showing where the infections were the strongest. Perhaps they could have a similar tracker for illegals who get deported. Enjoy your weekend!

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KoB

FIRST!

Hack Stone

I’ll get you KoB, and your little doggy, too.

Thunderstixx

You were supposed to wait for me…

KoB

Might want to rethink that a little bit, Mr. Stone. The Coco (Puffy Puppy) Melon sez…BRING IT!
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SFC D

My son adopted a cute little puppy about two years ago, a sweet little combo of (we thought) chihuahua and dachshund. Turns out she’s a mix of velociraptor and Percheron. If a puppy could pull a freight train, she’s the one. A walking, barking violation of the laws of physics, there ain’t no way a dog that small can weigh 30lbs. One solid muscle. My son moved for work into a no pets apartment. Guess who now has this savage beast…

E.conboy

Fun times ahead! 🐾🐾

KoB

Fun times?
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KoB

A TWOFER WOT! (3pete iffen ya count the HOT), FIRST on the Vaunted TAH Weekend Open Thread. Like to have gotten slowed down by tending the grilled beef beast burgers and Orasted taters & carrots being prepared for my (dis)loyal subjects.

Reach into the snowbank and draw you out a refreshing cold beverage.

Hack Stone

Once again, KoB is the Master of The Long Game. Obviously he was colluding with Mossad to set the trap for Hack Stone. First, KoB had Mossad modify a Whirlpool Washer, then strategically placed said dryer in the Home Depot nearest the corporate headquarters of a proud but humble woman owned business formerly located on Wilson Lane. And he knew that just over a year after purchase, said washer would fail, and it would not be able to be repaired. Because of this, Hack Stone was issued a refund on the washer, purchased a different brand, but although this model could wash a comforter, the spin cycle was not strong enough to get all of the excess water out. This would require Hack Stone to take said comforter to the local laundromat to run it through a complete wash cycle, and while loading this soaking wet comforter onto the 1980’s vintage Jaguar, the Weekend Open Thread would drop. It took 13 months of patience, but Hack Stone has to respect the effort you put into securing this week’s Open Thread. Hack hopes the skid marks won’t come out of your Under-Roos.

KoB

Keep an eye on that other kitchen appliance, Mr. Stone. You know…the one that does to bread what The Gun Bunny does to your hopes and dreams of being FIRST, and what The KoB does to ChipNASA’s hopes and dreams of winning the affections of Our Beloved OAM. At least with the bread, when IT becomes toast, you can pozzee-wallah the toast. I do toast y’all’s sticky-to-itness so there is that.

ChipNASA

You keep this shit up and we’re going to waist chain you and drop your ass ona deportation flight to (insert random 3rd world country here) so I can get the Firsts and then OAM!!!!

Oh well, another Friday and here I am putting put fires and
doing government shit trying to avoid my staff gnerating an International Incident. 😀
Cheers KoB and all.
Many Muwah Muwahs!! No Homo.
THERE ARE TWO GENDERS AND I DELIGHT IN THE NEW LORD AND SAVIOR HERR TRUMP!!!
OK well, at least this country is getting back on the right track.

( ˘ ³˘)♥︎ ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

If I really wanted to (gross you guys out!) , I’d drop a photo of my Dupuytren’s contracture surgery, which is itchy but coming along swimmingly, SHOUT OUT , THANKS BALTIMORE VA!
(Since generally everyone shits on the VA in general)

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KoB

Chimpy, you needs to hie thee self over to the Valor Thief Thread…you have traffic needing your attentions. Just ’cause trash panda’s are cute doesn’t mean that OAM is looking for someone that’s chubby, has circles around their eyes, prowls around all night, and is kinda …well…a trashy eater.

Hack Stone

Shit!

Thunderstixx

third

Jason

5th. second best ever

Commissioner Wretched

Snuck it in again! I’ll settle for fourth, I guess. Congrats, King!

Commissioner Wretched

The King of Battle stays on the throne! All remains right with the world, even as our AO digs out from the last of this week’s snow and ice. I do have some trivia, though, if you’d be interested … so here ’tis!

DID YOU KNOW…?
Was there really a Kilroy, as in “Kilroy Was Here”?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2025

As I sit here at my desk, on a Thursday morning (the day I write this silly stuff), looking out my office window, I realize …
It’s not spring yet.

We just got started with winter what, a month ago? And here I am, waxing poetic for spring already.

Be gone, cold air! Be gone, winter weather! Be gone, gray skies!

Did it work? Did I banish them from where you are? I ask because, well, it didn’t work here.

No matter. The warmer days will come. As will the trivia … right now, for that matter. Enjoy!

Did you know …

… the correct answer to an old, old question? You’ve no doubt heard the old saw, “If a tree falls in a forest and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?” Well, the answer is actually “no.” Sound is a sensation excited in the ear when air or other medium is in motion, and if there is no ear there to be excited, there’s no sound. (Thanks to Mason for the tip!)

… you may know a pozzee-wallah? In fact, you might even be one. What’s a pozzee-wallah, you ask? That’s a person who is very fond of jam. The slang term was used in the early 20th Century. (Using it today might get you a punch in the nose. I’m just saying.)

Commissioner Wretched

… the first network television series to be filmed in color was made in 1955? That year, a show called Norby premiered on NBC. The comedy series, about a small-town bank vice president and his family, starred David Wayne (1914-1995) in the title role. It lasted thirteen episodes and was cancelled due to the then-high cost of using color film and a lack of affiliates which had the show’s time slot open. Additional trivia note: Norby was shot on Eastman Kodak film, and Kodak was the show’s sponsor as well. The first series of any kind to be filmed in color was The Cisco Kid, a syndicated western which ran from 1950 to 1956. (Peacocks must have been in black and white back then.)

… newborn human babies cannot taste salt at birth? The ability to detect salt develops at about four months of age. (That’s a rather salty thing to think about.)

… Japan has the world’s dullest theme park? Well, probably not, but what would you call a theme park where children can experience all the thrills of adulthood – working, banking, and such – other than dull? It’s called KidZania, and it’s not just located in Japan. Sixteen such parks can be found around the world, each of them a two-third-scale indoor town staffed by children ages four to fifteen. The idea is to learn how to handle adult life. One of the “attractions” that has the highest participation is the car rental office. (No comment.)

Commissioner Wretched

… Kilroy, of “Kilroy was here” fame, really existed? During World War II, the most commonly seen piece of graffiti was the phrase, “Kilroy was here,” along with a sketch of someone seeming to peer over a wall. But who in the world was Kilroy? It turns out that the saying originated with one James Kilroy (1902-1962), a worker at the Fore River Shipyard in Massachusetts. Kilroy’s job was to check rivets in ships, and he would mark them with chalk. But when he went off duty, other riveters would erase the mark, and they’d end up getting paid double for their work. So to ensure the rivets were properly counted only once, he added “Kilroy was here” and later created the doodle of the long-nosed person looking over the wall. The marks weren’t always covered with paint due to the speed at which ships were being built for the war, so the graffiti made it overseas and became a trademark for American forces. Additional trivia note: A story that went around after the war had an outhouse built at Potsdam for the exclusive use of the heads of state meeting there. The first person to use it was Joseph Stalin (1878-1953), who allegedly emerged and asked an aide in Russian, “Кто такой Килрой?” (“Who is Kilroy?”).

… the first president to ride in a self-propelled vehicle was William McKinley? It happened in Buffalo, New York, on September 6, 1901, when McKinley (1843-1901) was being taken to a hospital after being shot by an assassin. An electric ambulance transported the President, who died eight days later. (I doubt that McKinley appreciated the novelty of the vehicle at the time.)

Commissioner Wretched

… the city of London pays rent to the monarch? No, not for the entire city, but for a couple of small pieces of property, one in Shropshire and the other near the Royal Courts of Justice. The rent is pretty reasonable, and hasn’t changed over the last 800 years – an ax, a knife, six horseshoes, and sixty-one nails. No one outside of the Royal family knows the exact location of the land, either. (I’m not sure what His Majesty does with that loot, but it’s a pretty cheap rent nonetheless.)

… the first military engagement of the Revolutionary War had a very low death count? When British and Colonial forces squared off at Lexington, Massachusetts, on April 19, 1775, a total of eight men were killed, all in the Colonial forces. Another ten were wounded. The British had only one casualty, a man shot in the leg. Often considered the first battle of the war, it was more of a minor skirmish. Additional trivia note: This first engagement also had something modern battles do not have – a voluntary audience. Between 40 and 100 spectators watched the encounter from the side of the road.

… real skeletons were used as movie props in a popular film? Producers of the movie Poltergeist, released in 1982, used actual human skeletons for the climactic scene in the haunted family’s back yard. Asked why they used actual human skeletons, the producers said simply, “They were cheaper than plastic ones.” (Try telling that to the families of the original owners of the bones.)

Now … you know!

KoB

Thank ye, CW. It is an Honor to continue my Benevolent Dictatorship (as befitting THE King of FIRST) over the d’weeded and Adorable Deplorables of TAH. Had not been Hack Stoning my F5 key was more intent on PREPAREing mid-rats and just happened to put said rations in the “Rest” mode when I dropped by. Kilroy wasn’t there, but the TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread was. It was orphaned…and needing a home.

“Come to the sunny south”, they said. “It’s warm all the time with no snow or ice”, they said. “Leave your winter coat in the Cub’s locker room, you won’t need it”, they said. Welp…at least once a decade “they” are wrong. Welcome South Brother. Central and South Georgia got hit harder than the ATL, our advantage is we don’t have as many idiots out and about trying to drive in the abominable snow, man. Folks stayed at home and let their kids have fun in it. Grandson and his buds @ FSU in Tally made themselves a snowman. I-10 in the panhandle of the Gun Shine State was locked down, tight. Still got a goodly bit of that white sh*t in the shady areas of Fire Base Magnolia. Should be gone by Sunday, highs heading into the mid 50s-60s.

It ain’t my ear that gets excited by the Siren Sound of a certain Adorable Deplorable. One thing that is for sure when a tree falls in the forest…every chihuahua within 50 miles will bark at it.

I get all pozzee-wallah when it’s peach spread upon a buttered cat headed bisket. Honey Hush!

Won’t be much longer til there’s no one around that remembers black and white TeeVees…or that there were only, at the most, four (4) TeeVee channels.

Who does these studies? And what baby would prefer a “salt” teat over a “sugar” teat?

Better to teach kids real life skilz than 72 genders.

KoB

They could mark the rivets and print “Kilroy was here” with snail trails now with the “speed” that ships are built. And don’t buy a ship built on a Monday or a Friday. Just shows that sorry ass workers are not a modern thing.

Joe Biden’s self propelled vehicle would be a hot air balloon.

Come The Fall (no, not the Autumn Season), an ax, knife, horseshoes and nails will be more valuable than $.

The spectators at FIRST (heh heh) Manassas (Bull Run to “those people”) brought parasols and picnic baskets…dressed like they were hunting foxes, they could no more fight, than fly (bonus Class VI Ration for where that line came from)…but they could run nearly as fast as “those people” back to Washington.

I’d jump the bones of the ladies on the “Bones” TeeVee Show.

Another fine job on the trivia, CW. You da man! Throw another log on the fire and snuggle up with Lois.

David

The first skirmish of the day, yes, but by the end of the day the redcoats had taken 200 casualties to the colonists’ 93.

Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal

the correct answer to an old, old question? You’ve no doubt heard the old saw, “If a tree falls in a forest and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?” Well, the answer is actually “no.” Sound is a sensation excited in the ear when air or other medium is in motion, and if there is no ear there to be excited, there’s no sound. (Thanks to Mason for the tip!)”

I disagree.
A sound is vibrations in a medium (air, liquid, or solid), someone being there to hear the vibrations or not.
Does a vibration cease to be a vibration, if no one is there to hear it? No, it is still a vibration, therefore “sound”.

TopGoz

I concur with your rebuttal, with a bit of additional clarification: if a tree falls in the woods with no one there to hear it, it does indeed make a sound. It does not, however, make a noise.
There are many sounds that we cannot hear; ultrasound for example is sounds with frequencies above 20 kHz. A dog whistle is an ultrasonic whistle; humans cannot hear it but dogs do hear the sound it produces.

David

Noise is a subset of sound; neither requires human reception to exist. Determining if a sound could be considered noise, ie. audibly intrusive, jangly, etc. may require human judgement, but whether a tree’s falling is a sound or a noise, it is still a sound. Depending, of course, on what your definition of “is” is.

Deckie

🎵 One less Julio down by the schoolyard.. 🎵

HT3

I have a friend that works as a federal LEO, and they’re ramping up operations to take down some “bad guys” as ordered by the President. Lets all say a prayer for the brave men and women that will have to do the work the Biden Regime wouldn’t.

Roh-Dog

Gotta PMCS my equipment.
The Militia is standing by.

🙏

KoB

Cry Havoc…and release the dogs of war.

Guns laid and bore sighted. Proximity fuses for “Beehive” rounds dialed in. Tubes are HOT! Missile Batteries trained on Threat Axis Co-ordinates. Lanyards are taunt awaiting “Weapons Free” Fire Mission Call for a Time On Target Rolling Barrage. Every third (3rd) man pulled from the North Wall to act as follow on Strike Force.

Odie

Not second, but still here.

Hack Stone

Spirit Airlines is trying to set the standard for the flying elite. No word if this new requirement is applicable to the flight crew.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/fox-news-travel/spirit-airlines-no-longer-allowing-passengers-inappropriate-clothing-tattoos-fly

HT3

I have to think that’s going to cut into their customer base, right? Dressing like whore for a cheap flight was a Spirit staple amiright or amiright? I think most of us are old enough to remember wearing ‘church clothes’ to fly on Eastern Airlines/TWA/Pan-Am.
When I was a consultant, I was wearing a coat & tie because I was either meeting the client at the airport or going directly to their offices after my flight. Seeing ‘adults’ in pajamas on a plane is not uncommon nowadays.

Hack Stone

You should see what the other members of the jury pool were wearing when Hack had jury duty this week. As far as Hack could tell, he was the only male wearing a suit and tie, and he cut a dashing figure in the lime green leisure suit that he borrowed from Psul.

Green Thumb

That was loaned to him by The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics).

Which Phildo probably stole from some poor, easily-fooled Amerian Taxpayer along the way….

Sam

Well, not first. But, in case you were wondering:

The M8 Greyhound in Mexico after WWII

November 9, 2024 jwh19757 Comments

The WWII American M8 Greyhound armored car has had an incredibly long run in Mexico, still being upgraded in the 21st century. Beyond these vehicles themselves, it is a chance to look at Mexico during and after WWII. At least in English-language sources, Mexico – considering its size and population – is often given scant attention.

https://wwiiafterwwii.wordpress.com/2024/11/09/the-m8-greyhound-in-mexico-after-wwii/

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KoB

Attention to orders!…The Weekend Safety Brief is a follows… DO NOT take your dog out drinking with you!
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Sapper3307

Stay safe

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Slow Joe

And this meme is why the West is depopulating.

Green Thumb

The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) works balls.

Slow Joe

Ah dangit

A Proud Infidel®™

PRESEMT and Unaccountable as I award myself yet another Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

Epstein did not kill himself.
I wonder how soon we’ll see the names on Epstein’s list?