Johannah King-Slutzky, faculty member and a PhD candidate, wants “humanitarian aid” for the protestors

| May 3, 2024

Johannah King-Slutzky is an instructor at Columbia University. She is also a PhD candidate there. While answering reporters, she advocated for the need for the protesters to receive what she called “humanitarian aid.” One example she gave was providing of a glass of water. However, this student and instructor with the Ivy League university ended up with a real education… Literally “from the street”.

Video transcription (approximate):

Male Reporter: Why should the University be obligated to provide food to people who have taken over a building?

Johannah King-Slutzky: Uh, well first of all we are saying that they are obligated to provide to students who paid for a meal plan here.

Male Reporter: But you mentioned that they requested that food and water be brought in, I’m not saying it’s going to…

Johannah King-Slutzky: To allow it to be brought in, I mean well I guess it’s ultimately a question of what kind of community and obligation Columbia feels it has to its students, um, do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation or get severely ill even if they disagree with you? If the answer is no, then you should allow basic, I mean it’s crazy to say because we are on an Ivy League campus, but this is like basic humanitarian aid we are asking for, like could people please have a glass of water?

Male Reporter: But they did put themselves in that very deliberately, in that situation and in that position. So, it seems like you’re sort of saying, we want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food and water?

Johannah King-Slutzky: Nobody is asking them to bring anything, everything, we are asking them to not violently stop us from bringing in basic humanitarian aid.

Female Reporter: They are stopping the delivery of food?

Johannah King-Slutzky: I, we are looking for a commitment from them that they will not stop and violently…

Female Reporter: No, but we haven’t stopped yet?

Johannah King-Slutzky: We, will, I don’t, I’m not, I don’t know to what extent it has been attempted but we are looking for a commitment…

Male Reporter: Did Grubhub…

End of video segment.

You could read more of the story on Fox News and watch a video of the interaction on Rumble.

Category: Protests/Rallies, SJW Idiocy, Society

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2banana

Send them omelet MREs and the protests would be over in a day…

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Early 1st Gen MREs with the “Four Fingers of Death”.
They’ll still be good, I promise.

Dehydrated beef or pork patty. Came with dehydrated “ketchup”.

Eric (formerly the OC Tanker)

I would place a vote for Chicken Elvis, because Elvis is still the King!

A Proud Infidel®™

the first gen Omelet with Ham, also suitable for patching a roof or driveway.

7711C20

LRPs, still sitting in boiling water since the 70’s and not reconstituting.

rgr769

LRP rations were the best combat meals I ever ate. Especially that chicken and rice dish and the spaghetti. The chili was good, but it took too long for the beans to rehydrate.

MustangCPT

The fucking tuna MRE. What fucking idiot decided that the tuna meal should include flour tortillas? That meal should have come with crackers instead. Or even that almost inedible wheat snack bread. 🤣

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Milo Mindbender

I used to make tuna tacos, smear some jalapeno cheese spread on the tortilla wrap it around some tuna. Just remember if the alarm goes off you will be burping little fishy burp in the pro mask. Not a good way to spend an afternoon.

MustangCPT

That “meal” sounds positively revolting. 🤣

David

Cold pork slices in jellied vomit C-rats.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

How about ham & Lima beans (MF’s)

John Seabee

Concur.

Anonymous

They should have to warm the entree pouch under their armpit.

A Proud Infidel®™

Or warm canned food on a hot engine!

Jay

Four fingers of death…just make sure to scrape the slime layer off first….

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

(ssshhhhh……let THEM finger….errrr…..figure it out.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Our HUMMUS loving university fucksticks should receive nothing but our dreaded ‘ Salsa Omelette ‘ (complete with formaldehyde bread) and long discontinued ‘ Liver and Onions ‘ IMPs.
It was before my time, but apparently the Liver and Onions was used as an unofficial field punishment 🤣

Odie

Maybe a step up or not, but when I was working, occasionally we could request and get prisoners to help with trash pickup alongside the highways. Come lunch time, out came the plastic bottled water, some chips, greenish colored bologna and nearly stale white bread.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Well…..at least the water and chips were safe 🤢
That’s absolutely disgusting. I’m not saying they should get steak and frites or sushi, but at least make it somewhat palatable and nutritious.
I’m willing to bet that tax payers were paying for better quality food but that extra $ just walked off and was never seen again

5JC

Did someone say air drop dozens of pallets of supplies on the camps? Well ok….

2banana

Supplies should be work boots and job application forms…

Odie

Inhumane they will say, we demand to be coddled like mom and dad useta.

Anonymous

Their whole idea of Socialism.

UpNorth

Who would want those “people” working for them?

Hate_me

Boeing.

SFC D

I noticed you didn’t mention parachutes.

5JC

We don’t want them to drift in windy conditions. No need to ruin everybody’s day.

Odie

For windy days, poke extra holes in the chutes. Cuts down on drift. Just like surfactant does when spraying weeds.

Tallywhagger

I just used dish detergent and water, as a surfactant, to kill a swarm of African bees. It was amazingly effective. Four days later, today, and no sign of anything from that colony.

Need to get some Boric Acid and sugar to deal with the plantation ants. Works well in African bees, too. They need to eat it for it work.

Odie

That’s what we used as well at work. Much cheaper than surfactant sold by dow, Monsanto and other big herbicide providers.

Odie

Especially when your making a couple thousnd gallons almost daily.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Plain old soap would work
They have never seen it before and would therefore be frightened by its cleaning power

Herbert J Messkit

She wants the revolution to be catered

HT3

Slutsky? Has there EVER been someone so wrongly named.

Tallywhagger

Not to be confused with Slotzky’s, a very fine delicatessen.

Hack Stone

On the list of demands from the “mostly peaceful” UCLA protesters was no “bagels”. Obviously they are suffering from hallucinations brought on by lack of food, because who would turn down a bagel? That’s like taking a pass when someone offers you lumpia.

Wilson

The mental midgets likely believe that not eating bagels will destroy Israel. 🙄

Reminds me of some Canadian restauranteur who refused to call an entrée known as “poutine” by its accepted name because it is so similar to Putin. Ukraine is now safe 😂

And to prove that it isn’t just the lefties, I recall that after 9/11, when France didn’t appear to want to cooperate with us, some restaurants renamed French fries to “Freedom fries.” 🫤

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Freedom Toast, Freedom Kissing , Freedom Poodles

Roh-Dog

do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation?

Kinda no(?), but iff’n you’re dumb enough to stand too close to the fire… (meme)

I’ll be over here minding my own beeswax, you do you tho Icarus.

joker-movie-joker-phoenix-joaquin-you-get-what-you-fricking-deserve
Hack Stone

“Do you want the rude TS to die of dehydration?” Didn’t know that Hack could cast a vote in that election, but me down for “Hell yeah””.

Hack Stone

“Rude TS”? WTF is Rude TS? Someone needs to banish the above commenter from the blog.

MustangCPT

Segundo!

5JC

Should be LS for little shit. TS, is this This Shit, referring to a person when they are being shitty. Such all of the campus protestors.

Herbert J Messkit

After the 6 January protests, the fbi used every possible tool to track down anyone who even farted around the capitol; will they do the same to these protestors, and even investigate who the financial backers were. These protestors were supplied with tents, printed signs etc. I saw lots of plywood at some “camps”. Looked up the price $30 a sheet here in AZ

Odie

Well, if the eff bee eye is investigating, they will find no evidence of wrong doing. It will take years to reach a conclusion, and any interim conclusion will be a muddled mess of word salad.

Anonymous

It’s “free speech” when *sshole Leftists do it.

Roh-Dog

Fact check: true!

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Anonymous

Still a “dangerous terrorist” though:
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rgr769

The answer is NO. And the charges, which are all state charges, will be dropped or some very minimal fines and probation will be imposed on those who take a plea deal. The feds will ignore the criminal conspiracies which financed and organized these “mostly peaceful protests.”

David

Consider that most of these schools are in big cities with Soros-bought DAs. I’m almost surprised the cops bothered to run any of them in, they probably were out again in the time the circular rotating door finished one cycle.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

No cops show up?
Goooood……
Time enough for conservatives & patriots to “do their thing” to the DildoCrat Marxist Libtards, and then scoot.

rgr769

In No-bail New Yawk, they were likely back out on the street before the cops had completed their paperwork.

Anonymous

Al Sharpton (hold the phone, Hell just froze over) says Democrats have double standards with Jan 6th and the current college protest:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/al-sharpton-draws-comparison-between-014422463.html

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5JC

Part of the problem the Democrats have with those prosecutions and the Trump prosecutions is that by and large black people in the US have had very negative dealings with the justice system including often being framed up for crimes or malicious prosecution for crimes they didn’t commit or were greatly blown out of proportion, Most often at the hands of Democrats.

They know a frame up when they see it.

The Trump prosecutions and the J6 dealings are transparently political. NOBODY wants to go back to those days.

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Hack Stone

And what about Jewish students who paid tuition but were denied access to the campus facilities? Why isn’t the FBI swooping in and charging the mostly peaceful rioters for violating the civil rights of the Jewish students?

Odie

Cause, you know,… jews.

Hack Stone

Try blocking an African American student from a campus facility and you’ll hear the sound barrier breaking as the Feds show up. What if you are African American and Jewish? So they let you into the building but you have to enter through a separate entrance?

SFC D

At a time like this, you just hafta ask yourself…

“What would Sammy Davis Jr. do?”

26Limabeans

Dance.

MustangCPT

Yep. And that man could dance.

https://youtu.be/LKP8TbtLFew?si=bXnPLyO4-IXKlA3B

SFC D

Wasn’t bad with a six-gun, either.

Hack Stone

He would keep his good eye on sparrow.

5JC

What about the African American Jews? Nobody showed up for them.

Green Thumb

Moron.

Odie

Lol, they planned a protest without any logistical pre-planning.

Set up bbq grills and food trucks outside their perimeter and arrest them as they come out for dinner. Park a couple beer trailers there as well, and make it a real party.

Odie

Serve only Jewish food and drinks.

rgr1480

Manischewitz wine, anyone?

wine
MustangCPT

Ugh. That is some foul shit. It’s too damn sweet and the low alcohol content doesn’t make it worth my while to drink it. Maybe that velocity challenged individual will drink it. We already know he has no taste.

Hack Stone

Poppa Stone would have that around Stately Stone Manor for some reason. We called it the Moses Wine. Poppa Stone also had Irish Whiskey handy, probably to offset the wine. He would drink his Irish Whiskey while listening to The Irish Rovers on the phonograph. Fun fact, The Irish Rovers were not a pack of Irish Wolfhounds.

David

Bardenheier’s Golden Muscatel instead perhaps?

SFC D

Would an ice-cold MD 2020 suit your discriminating palate?

A Proud Infidel®™

NAAAHHH, go all-out with a bottle of floor stripper, I mean T-Bird!!!

26Limabeans

Birds the word.
What’s the price?
Two bits twice.
What’s the reason?
Grape’s outta season.

MustangCPT

If I gotta go that route, I’ll get a ticket…

Apparently “Ticket” is a street nickname for Night Train.

http://www.bumwine.com/nighttrain.html

https://drunkard.com/63-night-train-express/

Oh wait, those fuckers at Gallo discontinued the evening choo-choo. Sonsabitches!🤣

SFC D

Whatever happened to TJ Swann?

fm2176

I gave it to Methhead McGillicutty (my brother), who in turn gave it to his best friend Chomo Involhomo (50 counts of Possession of CP, so he’s dying to get out of prison, literally), but years ago I found a Wild Irish Rose cocktail book among my Dad’s possessions while helping him move. He gave it to me, and since my brother was drinking the stuff regularly, I passed it on to him. Interesting tidbit. Not quite MD 20/20 (or Nighttrain for that matter), but still cheap wine guaranteed to get you messed up.

I’ve always been more of the Boone’s Farm type…

MustangCPT

Oh Jesus. You’re going from bad to worse.

Anonymous

That’s why (until the advent of a specifically Halal MRE) folk didn’t complain– as Halal is within Kosher standards, they’d just get the Kosher meal instead.

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President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Nah. Lots of BBQ pork & beer.
To piss off the vegans & muzzies.

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I’m going to prepare an adobo marinade for tacos al pastor. I’m doing 3 pounds of pork and 3 pounds of chicken since my wife is Jewish. I’m going to do up some Mexican style pinto beans in the crock pot tomorrow and also some Mexican rice. We’ll see how it turns out. Nice hearty meal and sip on some Palomas (tequila and grapefruit soda) maybe make a radler with some Yuengling Golden Pilsner and Italian-style lemon soda.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Where’s my towel, I’m drooling.

They’re marinating as we speak. I’ll get the beans in the crockpot in the morning and then fire up the Weber. Yes, I smoke with a kettle grill using the snake method:

https://goshindig.com/snake-method/

MustangCPT does type up an appealing menu.

Question tho, I love chariso, but it’s hard to tell when done as it’s the same color throughout the cooking process. My million dollar question is, when is it done, short of seeing a fire.

Just closed the lid and I’ve made the first vent adjustment. Trying to hold temp at around 250 F. Got the beans started and once the dogs are fed and quiet I’ll season the beans and do the fresh salsa verde. Pork al pastor on the right. Chicken al pastor on the left.

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MustangCPT

Things are going well. The pineapple on top is nicely singed but it’s holding together and I bled off some chicken juices on the left side. I got around half a snake so I’m guessing around 1600 local for it to be done. Temp is holding steady. Only thing left is the rice which I’ll start in around 2 hours. Throw a couple of pineapple chunks on the grill and do a couple of chiles toreados. Sipping on a Radler made with Yuengling Golden Pilsner and the Whole Foods brand Italian sparkling lemonade. It’s fucking delicious…tart, citrusy and the noble hop bite works with the lemon. 🍺👍

Odie

I notice no blanket invite. What, do we stink or something?

MustangCPT

Hey, you all have a standing invite.

AAR – the pork was good. The pineapple slices in the stack kept the middle sections moist. The bottom sections were stacked over half an onion that acted as a stand for the skewer so they stayed moist as well. The top sections had a nice char. The chicken was falling apart and moist, which was a surprise since I did boneless skinless breasts at my wife’s request. The beans were good and contained no pork. I used diced kosher beef salami in place of the salt pork and I sautéed the onions, garlic, tomatoes, and seasonings in turkey bacon with a little bit of olive oil prior to adding to the bean pot. The two green salsas I made had great flavor and a nice bite. One was a straight salsa verde. The other salsa was a salsa verde with avocado added and run through the blender. The only disappointment was the rice. It was well seasoned and tasted good, but I didn’t get the temp control right so the bottom was scorched. Oh well, we ate the mistake and I’ll try again this week. Especially since I have plenty of leftovers and I can use the beans as the starting point for refried beans.

MustangCPT

Here you go, since I forgot to include it with my dissertation.

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A Proud Infidel®™

Give them NOTHING BUT Gefilte Fish and matzos, then tell them “It’s that or starve!”

5JC

That ought draw them out so that they can attack the BBQ cooks and declare meat is murder.

SFC D

“This is my BBQ, there are many like it, but this one is mine…”

MustangCPT

Have grill, will travel…

fm2176

Even NOFX had it right: Shut Up Already (youtube.com)

Prior Service

The obvious target is how clownish her and her demands are, but is no one here going to take a cheap shot at her name? I’m a little disheartened, yet also drawing a blank.

Odie

Slutzky. Is the zky part silent? How’s that.

Hack Stone

Thanks a lot. Now Hack Stone has the sound of Steve Martin singing King Slut playing in his head. Quite distracting as Hack is dialing cold calls to sell overpriced and outdated Red Hat Software.

Odie

Ear worms… no charge 😁

rgr769

You misspelled “skrunt.”

Odie

Will disable auto correct next time.

Forest Bondirant

Just goes to show that it doesn’t take intelligence or require common sense to get a PhD. She is also proof that higher education in this country is a failure, and that colleges are churning out absolute fuckwits.

Odie

The students all know their majors will not provide enough income to cover their loan repayment. Came across an article a few days back where the professional student said loan forgiveness would enable him to study abroad. A fresh start he called it. The dude was late 30s/early 40s. He has no intention of paying back his loans apparently.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Was just re-browsing through “In Pursuit of the Pankera” (RAH posthumously), there is a chapter where our main hero describes how he got a PhD in a useless subject (Education?) while doing absolutely NO work on the subject matter at all. More true now then it was then.

5JC

I still remember the day I sent two women to MEPS with masters degrees and they failed the ASVAB. Those bitches cost me my mission box for the month.

My son was seven at the time and I gave him the predictor test and he got 52. They couldn’t outsmart a seven year old?

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Hack Stone

When Hack Stone was on a Recruiting Duty, there was a Native American girl in her mid twenties with a daughter (no baby daddy in sight) who was about five inches short in stature for her max weight. At that time females required a minimum AFQT score of 50, since Occupational Fields with lower minimums were primarily combat arms. She really wanted to be a Marine, and if that wasn’t possible, she wanted to be banged by a Marine, particularly one specific Recruiter, that being Hack Stone. Hack Stone declined the “invitation”, but told her that since she would require multiple waivers, she had to give up custody of her daughter, lose the weight to meet current physical standards, and score at least 50 AFQT on the ASVAB. The mini ASVAB (that 20 minute test that was around for ages) showed her scoring around 25 to 30. Never booked her for the formal test because of the weight and pretest scores, so after receiving a college degree with a major in elementary school education, the Navy Recruiter ran her through the ASVAB. Hack looked at her scores, after obtaining a college degree, and she barely made the score for the 0300 Occupational Field. No idea if she ever enlisted in the Navy.

fm2176

We had the guy with a Master’s in Agricultural Engineering from the local HBCU consistently score 40 or less, and he couldn’t understand why we couldn’t give him an OCS contract. Then there was a Prior Service (National Guard) female with a master’s degree. She to take the ASVAB to have a current score, though the score didn’t matter due to her prior service. She scored a 1, supposedly. This woman was trouble-and-a-half, being in the process of a divorce from her O-4 husband, and thinking she was entitled to whichever MOS she wanted, even while we waited for court paperwork from some previous charges. I don’t think she ever got back into the military…maybe the mental ward.

We did have another troubled young woman who didn’t have any advanced degrees and scored well. She was a health and fitness type before everyone on TikTok became one and would bring weird stuff into the office. Her history of men and resulting criminal cases had made it hard to qualify her for enlistment, though, so she never joined the Army. She was able to go across the hall to the Navy and enlist, though, still hanging out with us until she shipped.

HT3

Since Mr. Establishment Howard Stern just buried himself in Pedo Joe’s backside, I figure I give everybody a reminder of what he was like before he started deepthroating the establishment. Full disclaimer is loved listening to Howard mid 80’s thru mid 90’s. Once he went to satellite he sold out for the money

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fm2176

SiriusXM has bought into Howard Stern all the way, at the expense of other good hosts. I still have my subscription because I like uncensored radio with minimal interruptions, but I used to listen to The Jason Ellis Show all the time. It started when I was on recruiting, I’d listen to SXM Faction and be annoyed when the usual mix of metal, punk, and hip-hop/rap was replaced by some weird Australian guy’s talk show in the afternoons. The show grew on me, with some of the topics reminding me of things veterans say and talk about. I looked them up, and none of the hosts had served, but the show was entertaining, nonetheless. It might not be everyone’s cup of tea, as Ellis regularly had various people from the adult industry as guests, including trans types, but I enjoyed the show. He later got a weekly show with Anne Heche that was pretty decent. In 2020, the show was cancelled, along with a few others. Rumors were that the Stern contract cost so much that smaller shows were cut to facilitate him.

I heard snippets of his SXM show and didn’t care for it. As a teenaged dropout working in a restaurant, the mid-’90s-era FM shows were always on the radio and it was tolerable, if a bit risqué at times for my undeveloped mind.

Thunderstixx

The three people panel on Megyn Kelly just couldn’t stop laughing about the Slutsky name!
Talk about hilarious !!!
And, talk about stupid, it’s even hyphenated.
And just like wiener, it’s a fitting name.

Eggs

They can …

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Jay

She’s a PhD candidate in English and comparative literature whose “research”(and I use that term loosely) is focused on “ theories of the imagination and poetry as interpreted through a Marxian lens in order to update and propose an alternative to historicist ideological critiques of the Romantic imagination”

5$ she is the one SCREAMING for student loan relief in 10 years….

A Proud Infidel®™

Wow, I bet she plans on being an Indoctrinator, I mean Professor on some kolledj kampus!

Tallywhagger

Wimmin, as this variety, can actually make a pair of tits look ugly.

Odie

It’s not the tits fault they’re attached to ugly Wimmer.

Odie

Wimmen.

Skippy

Fuk all those snow flaks

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Are there Kent State Reenactors?
There should be

A Proud Infidel®™

IMHO if that so-called University which to me is an adult day care center’s higher-ups had any balls or spine whatsoever, they’d shut the electricity and water to that building off and let the little shits deal with REAL adversity while they hissy-fit, I mean “protest”. Weren’t the little snowflakes bawling for bottled water while the tap water is still running?