Weekend Open Thread

| May 3, 2024

The left likes to base their arguments on emotions and feelings, and other nonsense. This can’t stand up to fact, reason, and logic. Leave a forum, by extension social media and other interactions sites, alone and let these two sides clash “Saxon dual style” and watch that forum start leaning right. A lot of control over a forum is usually exerted to keep it on the left, or to cause it to lean left. Thus, the desire for the left to create headwinds against conservatives. Enjoy your weekend!

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Commissioner Wretched

First!

Hack Stone

This game is rigged. We need Stacey Abrams to lead the revolt against this travesty against mankind.

Is using the term “mankind” considered misogynistic these days?

SFC D

The only thing Stacey Abrams could lead is an assault on an all-you-can-eat buffet.

ChipNASA

Liar Liar PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!
OK CW…I was here at 2:45 and then got a phone call and then distracted and forgot all about the WOT.

HERE!!!

Dropped the The As(s)teroid of Insults®™ on Mikhail Wicker so there’s that.
My apologies about being backed up but I have reading and scanning of the threads to catch up on so I have to go.
I’m on April 5th. Maybe I can SPED RED through it.

Happy May and I wonder what the Monthly Meme for April is going to end up being and I’m looking forward to MUSHROOM CLOUD MAY!!! OK No…Universe I take that back unless it’s conventional and MECCA and most of Iran, Iraq, Syria, Libya, South Yemen, Sudan, and Dearborn, MI, Paterson, NJ, Philly….

Oh and those Frat Boys from UNC Chapel Hill, you have my utmost respect, right up there with Rooftop Koreans.

All ya’all eat a whopping shit sandwich…and have a Happy Weeeeeeeeeekend.
Chimp OUT!!

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ChipNASA

me…kewl kat..

sped
Commissioner Wretched

Tried to sneak it in EARLY, didn’t you? Nyah-ah-ahhhH!

Hack Stone

Fuckers dropped it way early. Well, this is what Hack planned on posting:

Oh wise and all knowing Magic Ball, if you are so kind as to (see what Hack did there?) grant a well deserving Director of Media Relations for a proud but humble woman owned business that sells outdated and overpriced Red Hat Software to the Federal Government the highly regarded and rarely awarded First Comment for This Ain’t Hell’s Weekend Open Thread for Friday May 3, 2024, he will make a donation in the name of Elaine Ricci to help feed the mostly peaceful Hamas protesters on American college campuses.

SFC D

Hack Stone should consider turning that 8-Ball for calibration.

Commissioner Wretched

Well, how about that … three in a row once again! Making my way toward becoming an ace again. Will it happen? Probably not but it’s fun to contemplate.
So, while the rest of you figure out dropping the WOT ten minutes early this week, I’ll drop off some trivia and Lois Lane and I will head out for a fun weekend of … something.

DID YOU KNOW…?
Who first came up with the unusual collective words used for groups of animals?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2024

May Day! May Day!

No, I’m not calling for help with a disaster … I’m celebrating the first day of May.

Which has always been called “May Day.”

The fifth month of the year is now here. The year is going by very, very quickly, even though some of the days and actual hours tend to drag at times.

As I get older (and we all do it) I notice time flies faster. The race to the end is only with one’s self, however, and I’m not sure I want to beat myself to the finish line.

If that made any sense to you, please explain it to me. I don’t even know what I’m talking about.

But I do know about trivia, and it’s time to share some with you. Enjoy, friends.

Did you know …

… you will find only two escalators in the entire state of Wyoming? The state’s sole moving staircases are in Casper, Wyoming. The rest of the state – all 97,914 square miles of it – either uses single-story buildings, stairs, or elevators. (Talk about getting nowhere fast!)

Commissioner Wretched

… the well-known delivery service FedEx™ was saved by gambling? The founder of Federal Express, Frederick W. Smith (born 1944), created his delivery service in 1971. It was not an immediate financial success, and once Smith needed to secure a business loan to pay off a fuel bill of $24,000. The loan was denied, and Smith had only $5,000 in the bank. He took the cash to Las Vegas, and played blackjack. Normally, such a story has a sad ending, but not in this case. Smith won $27,000, paid off the fuel bill, and kept the company going for one more week. That’s when fortunes began to change, as Smith was able to raise $11 million, and now FedEx, as the company is called today, is worth a whopping $47 billion in annual revenue. (Now that’s what I call “putting it all on the line.”) … your favorite dog or cat may not love you as much as you think? Of course, our fur babies are part of the family, but scientists think that the urge for survival is stronger than a pet’s love for its owner. If a pet owner dies at home and there is nobody to feed the pet, dogs and cats are known to begin scavenging the bodies of their deceased caregivers. (That’s a rather depressing thought.) … drying your laundry outside really does make it smell better? The reason is photolysis. That’s when the sunlight breaks down the compounds in the laundry that cause odor, like body oils or perspiration that the detergents didn’t remove. (So, the detergent doesn’t do it, the sunlight does. So much for detergent ads.) … you inhale one or two molecules of the same air you inhaled as a baby with every breath you take? Bear with me here. When you exhale, almost all of the molecules of air disperse in the atmosphere. Almost all of them, because one or two hang around close enough to be re-inhaled with your next breath, and it’s usually the same one or two. So you’re still breathing some of the same air you… Read more »

Odie

They say sunlight is the best disinfectant.

Commissioner Wretched

… who came up with the source for many of the collective words used for animals? Sure, you’ve heard of a “gaggle of geese” or a “parliament of owls,” but did you ever wonder where those terms came from? They were devised by one Juliana Berners (1388-1460), who wrote a treatise on hunting, hawks and heraldry called The Boke of St. Albans. In her work she ascribed such names as “swarm” for bees and “gaggle” for geese. Berners was also a Benedictine nun and Prioress of the Priory of St. Mary of Sopwell in Hertfordshire, England. Additional trivia note: Berners is also believed to have written a tome on fly fishing, the first such writing on the topic. Historians admit that the paper exists, but they have serious doubts that Berners actually wrote it. Still, she’s sometimes referred to as “the first lady of fly fishing.” (She certainly was “fishing” for words in her book, wasn’t she?)

… members of the French Resistance really socked it to Hitler when he visited Paris in 1940? When German dictator Adolf Hitler (1889-1945) visited the French capital after conquering France, members of the Resistance cut the elevator cables in the Eiffel Tower to keep Hitler from visiting it. Faced with the prospect of having to climb more than 1,500 steps to get the bird’s-eye view, Hitler glumly allowed himself to be photographed at the Tower’s base instead and left the city. (The little cuts are the most significant, aren’t they?)

… nine out of the ten deadliest snipers in World War II were Russian? Of those, one was a woman – Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko (1916-1974). She is regarded as the most successful female sniper in history, with a recorded 309 kills. Following the war, she was a historian. (And in her history class, you paid attention … or else.)

Commissioner Wretched

… the Netherlands has the highest concentration of museums in the world? In just the Amsterdam area alone, there are 42 different museums. (They’re all worth visiting, too.)

… a common goldfish can have a life span of over 20 years? (How long do the uncommon goldfish live, I wonder?)

… frogs cannot vomit? Once you read what they do, you might wish they could, though. When a frog needs to empty its stomach contents, it throws up its stomach – literally. The inside-out stomach dangles out of its mouth, and the frog uses its front legs to dig out all of the contents. Then the frog just swallows its stomach back down. (I hope you weren’t eating when you read that one.)

… you – or someone you know – may suffer from the Google effect? It’s a form of cognitive bias in which a person tends to forget information that can normally be found very quickly just by using an Internet search engine. (Suffer from it? I make a living from it!)

Now … you know!

SFC D

“May Day! May Day!”

Is that you, Bernath?

Hack Stone

For stealing first post, Commissioner Wretched cannot use the Friends of Phil Monkress Discount when buying his Y3K Software.

Roh-Dog

I was busy explaining high frequency trading and the systemic problems with passive ETF investing to the wife.

She needed a nap.

Have a GREAT weekend y’all!

AW1Ed

This is the exact expression from my niece when I explained why a ship’s clock chimes eight times at noon, but only once at noon-thirty.

niece
Hack Stone

Who is up for a long distance dedication?

https://youtu.be/OgLD1yhxNik?si=pzWqMnRay0Gx280U

Graybeard

Presently flooded in.
The GB Compound AO has received >20″ of rain since Sunday night.
None of the edifices nor the occupants are threatened, but all three exits are down. One way, the road is just gone. Another way, a river has covered the bridge. The third way a creek has been covering the road; but we can occasionally (and carefully!) get out. Numerous swift-water rescues since Sunday night.
Also the broader AO has had many different roads wash out entirely. TxDOT is gonna be busy.

On the good news front, Mrs. GB’s surviving siblings (and most of their Mrs.’) and of my siblings, plus surviving cousins, made it to our 50th Anni celebration. It was a great preview of Heaven.

FM1374Scale2
AW1Ed

As I was told by people silly enough to fly in ejection-seat equipped aircraft, know when it’s time to go.
Stay safe, y’all.

Graybeard

Thanks, AW1Ed.
All my kids (in-law, out-law, and by-law) have been Scouts of one variety or another.
We’re gonna survive.

They all got the speech “Nature doesn’t care about your plans, dreams, or desires. It’ll kill you and leave you like a skunk in the middle of the road – unless you’re careful. And sometimes even then.”

SFC D

My Dad’s version was “Mother Nature is a vicious bitch and she’ll kill you if you turn your back on her”. Subtle he was not.

Graybeard

“Bluntly accurate” come to mind.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

If you want to send some of the water up UT way, we’d be happy to receive it, use it to fill some lakes and reservoirs so we can have water for this summer.

You want it to look like spring of ’84?

Does Utah have one of those laws where harvesting rain water is against the law? Even if it comes off of your roof?

Sparks

God bless you and yours Graybeard. Keep safe.

Graybeard

Thank you. We are safe. And are very, very, very careful crossing the areas where water has been over the road. I found one place where a seasonal stream with culverts 15′ below the roadbed has washed water over the pavement. Checked it out and it was partially eroded under the outside of one lane.

Good thing: this is a great teaching moment for the grandkids about roadways, water, and erosion.

SFC D

Also a good time to learn about water skiing behind a pickup…

Odie

I think they call that water Fording. I’ll see myself out.

Graybeard

I am so stealing that.

Graybeard

True.

Skippy

Wait
the drought is over with there

Sam

Open Thread!

They Were Expendable

Weren’t we all.

https://archive.org/details/they-were-expendable-1945

Odie

6th. Moving closer to the top.

A Proud Infidel®™

Ooooh, Top Twenty as I award myself yet another Honorary First.

((((OVER))))

Epstein did not kill himself.
Our mainstream media needs to MAKE ORWELL FICTION AGAIN.

Major Tuddy

I see that your post identifies as First.

That’s okay, I’m not a transfirstphobe. 😜

Odie

An interesting presentation on where dark money comes from and how it’s distributed. About 18 or so minutes long.

https://www.omega4america.com/fractal-dark-money-tracking/

Thunderstixx

20’th !!!
What prize do I get ???

Sam

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Sapper3307

Happy weekend from Loki and CSM Buddy AKA Rampage.

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5JC

So whenever the FJB administration does something that really, Really, REALLY pisses people off and creates a united front that literally 96% of the country opposes it gets moved to the bottom of the news pile…. Alas have no fear, I have procured such a news item for your reading enjoyment.

It all began last month when the SECAF decided he was going to tell the National Guard what to do. And to make sure it worked, he was going to ram it through congress. It’s not like this administration sets a standard for doing something just that one time and then keeps doing it. Just come up with executive orders and other bullshit. That is not them.

https://breakingdefense.com/2024/04/transfer-of-air-national-guard-units-to-space-force-would-be-a-one-off-says-air-force-secretary/

They can’t do that can they? Well no, not legally but when has that ever stopped them… but wait there is more.

48 out of 50 US State Governors said; “Hell no, take your hands off my shit.” and then signed a letter in that regard to the The Honorable Lloyd J. Austin, III Secretary of Defense, wherever he might be.

https://www.nga.org/advocacy-communications/letters-nga/letter-to-dod-on-maintaining-governor-authority-of-national-guard/

Which brings us full circle. The plan is now DOA.

https://breakingdefense.com/2024/04/dead-on-arrival-key-house-appropriators-oppose-transfer-of-guard-units-to-space-force/

Let it never be said that FJB isn’t a unifier.

SFC D

I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the National Guard of any state or Space Force.

Now, having listed my qualifications on this matter, all I can say is:

Who is the empire-building, bureaucratic dumbass that thought this was a good idea?

5JC

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Kendall_III

Directly from his BIO

he directly oversaw over 50 of the largest defense weapons programs. Examples include the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program where he froze production for two years to incentivize efforts to stabilize the design

He is basically a loggie and ebil defense contractor that doesn’t really understand operations. He goes to work for Raytheon or wherever and then comes back to government to suddenly come up with ideas of shit the military needs.

rgr769

Have you forgotten about all those clever good-idea fairies in the Pentagon?

Amateur Historian

Present. My new job is keeping me pretty busy, so I got nothing right now. Hope all of you have a good weekend!

Graybeard

As long as they are paying you well, too.

Amateur Historian

They are. It’s well worth my time!

Odie

As we used to say… After 4, they pay me more.

Amateur Historian

Well, I’m paid salary, so…

Odie

We were too.

Amateur Historian

Heh, it was hard to feel enthusiastic about $900 twice a month during the Osama err- I mean the Obama Admin.

Amateur Historian

I’d probably do it again if it were asked of me, though.

MarineDad61

Unpack this….
… and let us know
IF you know WHY I put this here in today’s WOT.

Captain Robert M. Cornicelli named VFAF President.May 3, 2024

https://veteransfortrump.us/captain-robert-m-cornicelli-named-vfaf-president/

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MarineDad61

Worse….
This JPG in the VFAF / Veterans for Trump story link above…
is clearly from January 2024 or earlier.

But Cornicelli is pumping himself up with it now, May 2024,
after it’s already well known, that this committee collection (Team) was called off and changed, well before February 2024,
when Cornicelli, along with oft mentioned Daniels,
were BOTH 2x South Carolina Trump Rally NO SHOWS,
and even J. Evans was pulled off of Trump Rally duty and authority,
due to his failure to vet Daniels (and possibly now also Cornicelli).

Oh boy.

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MarineDad61

2022 – 1 of 2

Cornicelli-Cornetta-1
MarineDad61

2022 – 2 of 2.
Do you see what veterans in New York saw ????

Cornicelli-Cornetta-2
MarineDad61

ADMINS – WHY were the 2 previous comments with these JPG uploads deleted?

Skippy

Ain’t this the truth

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Amateur Historian

Also, seriously, White House?? Seriously?!

Green Thumb

The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) works balls.

5JC
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fm2176

I’ve seen the headlines, but just now read the story and realized the crimes took place 30 miles from me. Good to hear Livingston parish is leading by example. All convicted rapists should meet the same fate. Prison’s going to be “fun” for this guy, and to think he won’t even be able to crank one out in his cell while his catcher’s mitt is growing calluses.

Major Tuddy

I noticed that a lot of people on here have strong viewpoints on politics; mostly Right, but with the occasional Leftist.

I’m curious. Are there any issues in which you find yourself on the other side? If you’re right-wing, do you have a leftist stance on any issue? If you’re left-wing, do you side with the right-wing on anything?

fm2176

I’ll bite…

One of the biggest problems in this country (in my opinion) is that no one seems to want to listen to reason. Let me reword that: there’s little reasonable to listen to. Most of the Big Voices (media, politicians, celebrities, etc.) are either sharply Left or sharply Right. Those of us in the middle 80% have our own beliefs, thoughts, and opinions, but we are drowned out by the 10% on each side of the fringe who represent the middle 40% on each side.

In a way, we box ourselves in by using the Right/Left-Wing labels. I consider myself right-of-center on most topics, but probably hold some opinions others don’t agree with. Take abortion, for example. I don’t think it should be used as a contraceptive measure, and that consenting adults doing adult things should be prepared to deal with the consequences of unprotected sex. In some cases, though, such as assault or extreme medical issues (potential loss of the mother and/or child during birth), I don’t disagree with it. However, I live in a predominantly Christian area in the South. Most would probably see my other views and think I’m a die-hard pro-lifer, which I’m obviously not. The fringe Right would consider it sacrilege that I hold my opinions. On the other hand, if I held the same views on abortion and leaned Left, I’d be expected to fully support third trimester abortions or risk being shunned by fringe Leftists.

MarineDad61

Major Tuddy,
Yes. Abortion.
I’m pro-choice since 1980,
when a college “symposium” on “Responsible Parenting”
turned out to be an anti-abortion rally in disguise,
complete with large gore pics on the auditorium stage screen,
and the “symposium speakers” leading a repeating chant of
“murder baby kill, murder baby kill”.

About half were walking out when I walked out, too.
After being fooled by this misadvertised STUNT,
to pull / lure students in,
I’ve been pro-choice ever since.

Green Thumb

We are all of the same mindset that the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) is a turd.

Now that we can agree upon.

fm2176

I woke up at 0200 and have been perusing Task and Purpose as well as other military-related sites. Thinking about the recently fired LTC Ackles, and searching for info about people I once knew led me down the rabbit hole.

One person I had the honor of serving with was Army Capt. Anthony R. Garcia| Military Times. He was our battalion PA back in 2002 and had a BDU sewn up for every occasion. From what I recall, he’d been enlisted SF before becoming a PA, and had the EFMB, CMB, EIB, (maybe) CIB, Airborne, Air Assault, and both Ranger and SF Tabs. I can’t recall if he had HALO (MFF) or SCUBA badges. Regardless, he rarely wore everything, but had the Medic uniform, the Ranger Infantryman uniform, and so on. Ever since hearing about his passing, I’ve wondered what happened. It seems to have been a personal permanent choice on his part, as there’s no mention of an investigation. It sucks to be this cynical, but I sometimes wonder if he was who he seemed to be, or if maybe some of those badges/tabs weren’t earned.

fm2176

We see, time and again, leaders misrepresenting themselves through the claims of unauthorized and unearned awards and qualifications. In my mind, one of the more egregious examples is that of Stoney Crump, former CSM of Walter Reed, who happened to serve alongside the only MOH recipient then still serving, Gordon Ray Roberts – Wikipedia.

As a once-was Infantryman who spent more time on staff and in TRADOC than on the line, I don’t understand the embellishers who rise through the ranks only to be embarrassed and reduced in rank when they’re outed. I will admit that it would have been nice to have had one of those E-9(D) turned E-1 through E-7s in my unit, though. I’m all about custom and courtesy, and also all about rank structure. That ex-CSM who got busted in Iraq back in 2005 or so for violating GO#1 (he had alcohol in his billets, and was coercing a female SSG into letting him take lewd photos) and busted to SPC would have been a fine leadership challenge for a 2-year SGT. The aforementioned SSG Crump would have been a great HQ PSG for a small company run by a pissed off frocked E-7 1SG. The dumbass Fort Bragg CSM turned SFC would have been reminded daily that he was a cherry E-7 and given a nice cushy desk job as the Housing NCOIC, on call 24/7. So on and so forth.

Most of us here have served and should be proud of what our teams once did. It’s rarely an individual effort, after all. Lying, embellishing, and purporting to be what we aren’t is a slap in the face to those we served with, and especially to those no longer among us. One of the most junior in rank people I’ve known was one of the best. WO1 McCotter-Bohren had earned the MSM, PH, and numerous other medals and badges, and was on his way to a new career in Hawaii when everything changed: Flying High and Fighting Hard: Billy’s Obituary (billy-cooter-mccotter.blogspot.com).

Claw

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