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Fatal shooting at Collinsville home, police investigating
by: Jordan Williams, Megan Mueller
COLLINSVILLE, Ill. – Police are investigating a fatality in Collinsville Tuesday night.Around 6 p.m., the Collinsville Police Department was sent to a reported shooting in the 500 block of St. Louis Rd.
Upon arrival, officers found a man on the front porch of a home and attempted life-saving measures until EMS arrived. The man was pronounced dead at the scene.
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According to the police department, initial reports say that the man was attempting to enter the residence when he was shot by the homeowner, who is said to be cooperating fully.
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Fox 2 Now
NYPD: Machete-wielding man shot after car crash on Staten Island
By Scott R. Axelrod
STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — NYPD detectives investigating Wednesday morning’s shooting in Annadale say the incident took place after a traffic crash.After a minor collision, a 45-year-old man approached a 50-year-old man while brandishing a machete, according to a spokesman for the NYPD.
The 50-year-old man discharged a firearm, striking the other man in the chest, police said.
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SI Live
I’ll see your machete and raise you a sucking chest wound.
Caution.
Elections aren’t just about who votes but who doesn’t vote.
Michelle Obama
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Machete……does that fall under “knife to a gun fight”? Or is that a sub-category? (T2NB2AGF)
“Or is that a sub-category?”
Edged tool to a gun fight?
Really shitty sword to a gun fight?
Looks like that burglar chose the wrong door in the game show of life. And as we all know, “play stoopid games, win stoopid prizes” .
So appropriate that we have so many Fools show up here today on April Fool’s Day. And a quote from a Fool that has tried to fool We, The People, that she/he/it has the best interests of the Country in mind. Also, our Beloved AW1Ed cannot not fool us into believing that the depicted plasticized abomination is nothing like the designs of HMS JMB (HBHN).
Maybe I can fool my Chancre Mechanic into validating my Warranty Card/Best By Date during my visit today. Wish me luck.
Well-wishing from up here from behind the Soy Curtain!
Gotta 01APR funny for ya (check out the rest o’ the channel too!):
Tanks! -Dog. Best By date was extended to 5 Aug next visit. No joy on the “turn your head and cough” test. The request for one just got me a rap on the knuckles from her stethescope and a “BEHAVE, Mr. Gun Bunny!” Oh well…maybe next time.
Remember…never “come quietly” and…Prepare
I’ll lift a glass in gratitude for the scoops of good news! (one, more time to age to perfection and two, you ain’t in jail for her-ass-ment…)
May all your agents be part stormtrooper!
Oracle Arms 2311?
Looks more like the Space Shuttle! Good God thats a lot of furniture! Do they even make a holster for that thing?😆😆
I’ll take one!
(-2-)😉