Weekend Open Thread
CDR D mentioned snake oil charlatan on another thread. What kind of images would Bing’s image generator create from “snake oil charlatan”? One of them is posted above. Lies and deceit are a couple of meanings assigned to the snake in some storylines. Lies and deceit spreading far over an attentive audience, from a speaker that speaks with a forked tongue. Enjoy your weekend!
Category: Open thread
Oh, all knowing and wise Magic 8 Ball, will the stars shine down upon a worthy Director of Media Relations for a proud but humble woman owned company that sells outdated and overpriced Red Hat Software to regain his rightful place occupying the throne of First Post on The Weekend Open Thread for January 11, 2024? Magic 8-Ball says…
Rats of the Cong, Hack!!! You deny me a three-peat … but, in the immortal words of Ahnold … “I’ll be back.”
Hack Stone cracked the code. Shut off the WiFi on his proud but humble woman owned business issued cell phone and was able to post from the World Corporate Headquarters in Bethesda Maryland.
Welp, we see that the Stoned Hacker has made his block with his Outdated Red Hatted Softwear (rumor has that he is also into “wearing” softwear” and has “hard drive” problems). We will offer The Stoned Hacker a Congolese Rat and make knowledge of his one (1) second Victory. CW, you may want to make a “Formal Protest” time stamp for you and the Vast Chicken without Wings was exactly the same.
I will console myself with a bowl of this chili that has been percurlating, lowly, in the Crockett Pot, a slab of corn pone, and a Frosty Cold Yuengling.
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Soooo…you’re telling to go to Helen Waite?
The former Helan Waite now uses They/Them pronouns and demands to be addressed as Studly Hungwell.
Hater.
The balls on that chick, making demands like that!
Now we know why she always acted like a dick.
Oh My….Hack Hacked the Hackness and is the First of the League.
My oh My…Happy Firstweek…
Oh, all knowing and wise Magic 8 Ball, learn me, does The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics still suck ass?
All Signs Point To Yes
That is what I thought.
All knowing and wise Magic 8 Ball – check this out:
Phil Monkress WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Phil Monkress IS NOT a Native American.
Phil Monkress IS NOT on any known Tribal Registry.
Phil Monkress makes money off of false claims.
Phil Monkress is a 24K scumbag in the eyes of many.
Phil Monkress is less respectable than dogshit on the sidewalk.
Phil Monkress and John Giduck are both of the same cloth.
Phil Monkress is a proven fraud.
Phil Monkress sent one of his useful idiots to do his dirty work.
Phil Monkress abandons people once they’re no longer useful to him.
Phil Monkress is rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Phil Monkress had Psulmer, Palmer/Psul as one of his useful idiots go after the People of TAH® and abandoned him afterward.
Phil Monkress took second place to John Giduck in the TAH® Stolen Valor Tournament™.
Phil Monkress, his name is also used to describe what dogs excrete out on the lawn.
Phil Monkress is also known as “Phildo”.
Phil Monkress is as genuine as a Civil War Polyester blanket.
Phil Monkress is a TURD.
Pissed-off primates throw wads of Phil Monkress when they have temper tantrums.
Phil Monkress is as beloved as a toothache.
Phil Monkress is far less useful than cow or horse manure.
Phil Monkress, is far less useful than chicken shit.
Phil Monkress stinks more than turkey shit, which is still far more useful to society than he is.
Phil Monkress is a parasite to the taxpayer.
Phil Monkress is a waste of flesh and oxygen.
First!
Denied!
FIRST!??
Ibid! 🥴
Present!
Having been dethroned by Hack Stone, I console myself with coming in second – by a fraction of a second, no less. So, with that in mind, how about some trivia? Enjoy, fellow DWs and DW-ettes! DID YOU KNOW…? Did a famous comedian really hate dogs and children? By Commissioner Wretched didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com Copyright © 2024 Have you broken your New Year’s resolutions yet? I have. I do it all the time. Makes me wonder why we spend time making the silly things if we’re just going to break them. It kind of reminds me of some of the laws that have been passed which are not enforced today. What’s the point of making laws if they’re going to be ignored? Fortunately, trivia can’t be ignored. It’s there and you know it’s there, so you pay attention to it. And I get to keep a pretty cushy job, too, so there’s another upside. I’ll now do my cushy job and share this week’s load of trivial nonsense with you. Enjoy! Did you know … … no federal law exists banning you from owning a flamethrower? In fact, only two states have any kind of restrictions on them – California, which requires a permit; and Maryland, which does have a legal ban on owning flamethrowers. Flamethrowers are not regarded as weapons under the National Firearms Act, passed in 1934. Additional trivia note: The mayor of Warren, Michigan tried to institute a ban on flamethrowers in that city in 2015, but because no actual complaints had ever been made about them, the city council took no action on the effort. (Pretty hot topic, wouldn’t you say?) … a famous writer invented an article of clothing? Mark Twain (born Samuel Clemens, 1835-1910) loved to tinker, and one of the things he came up with in his tinkering was an elastic clasp that was supposed to help articles of clothing fit more snugly. It only caught on in one garment, though … the brassiere. Twain’s clasp design holds the back strap of a bra closed. (I have a line here, but it would close the… Read more »
… a huge percentage of the American people do not trust their government? Case in point: a Gallup poll showed that 71% of people in the United States do not think the government is telling the truth about UFOs. (And just what is that truth? Hmmmm?)
… an actor’s performance was judged so bad he was cut from the final print of a film – and nobody told him? In the 1936 science fiction film Things to Come, Ernest Thesiger (1879-1961) was signed to play the role of Theotocopulos, a mad scientist. After filming was completed, however, the producers felt Thesiger’s performance was not good enough, so they re-shot all of his scenes with actor Sir Cedric Hardwicke (1893-1964). Nobody bothered to tell Thesiger, however, and he attended the premiere of the film with several friends, only to discover to his embarrassment that he wasn’t in the final cut of the film. His face did appear in one scene: a quick shot of Theotocopulos’ hologram addressing a crowd. It’s the only shot of Thesiger that remained in the movie. (Not telling him he’d been replaced was a real jerk move, if you ask me.)
… a comedian who supposedly hated children and dogs actually did neither? W.C. Fields (1880-1946) was well known for the saying, “Any man who hates dogs and babies can’t be all bad.” But the truth was far different. Fields owned pet dogs from time to time and doted on them, but children he loved. He enjoyed entertaining the children of friends, and was a very loving father of two children of his own. Fields especially loved his grandchildren, it is said. Additional trivia note: The quote about “dogs and babies” is often said to have been uttered by Fields, but he did not say it. Rather, it was said about him by humorist Leo Rosten (1908-1997) and it was erroneously attributed to the comedian himself in Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations. (Godfrey Daniels, mother of pearl!)
… Niagara Falls does not exist? Well, it does, but there is not one specific waterfall with that name. Niagara Falls is made up of three waterfalls along the Niagara River – Horseshoe Falls, American Falls and Bridal Veil Falls. The three combined make up the popular honeymoon destination of Niagara Falls. (Slowly I turned … step by step … inch. by inch … look it up, kids.)
… no consensus exists as to the color of a tennis ball? Some say they’re green, others say they’re yellow. A Twitter poll of 30,000 users posed the question, and the responses were 52% green, 42% yellow. (The remaining six percent said chartreuse, which is silly.)
… one of the most well-known Irish songs was written by someone who had no connection to Ireland? Just about everyone knows the tune, “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling,” written in 1912 for a musical called The Isle O’Dreams. The music was composed by Chauncey Olcott (1858-1932), an American of Irish descent, but the lyrics were written by George Graff, Jr. (1886-1973) – a man of German and Dutch descent who never once in his life visited the island he wrote about. (Sure they steal your heart … away!)
… apples aren’t the most popular gift for teachers any more? A national survey of teachers found that 80% of them in grades kindergarten through eight receive chocolate from students as gifts. (An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but chocolate brings the dentist in closer.)
When Irish eyes are smiling, they’re probably up to no good. I admit nothing, call my lawer.
Imma gonna go out on a limb here and say that Jameson was involved…or Shiners.
My little brother is proof that Irish are not at peace unless they’re fighting. He has lived his whole 60+ years as a resident of Massachusetts, he’s a New York Yankees fan, and he smiles as he does it.
Went to Walmart one Saturday, got an 8 pack of Guinness, 10 lb bag of potatoes, and a crowbar. Checker looks at my purchases, grins and says “headed for an Irish family reunion?” Almost pissed myself laughing!
Let’s try this one mo’ time:
📱 1-800-B-E-R-N-A-T-H
The number you are trying to reach is no longer in service. No further information is available. Goodbye.
Cursed! Foiled again!
Madison Wisconsin, back in the 1880’s passed an ordinance that allowed for a fine of $0.50 to anyone caught worrying a bird.
So make certain that you don’t worry any of those Wisconsin pigeons.
Hack and Rosetta Stone went to Niagara Falls about 15 years back. If you happen to be a first time visitor, be sure to get there before 21:00, because at night they turn the water off. We also found a US $1 bill on the Canadian side, so if you lost it, PM Hack so we can arrange the return.
… public displays of affection can have lasting consequences? Take, for instance, the medieval Italian custom of a man kissing a woman in public. If caught, he had to marry her, whether he wanted to or not. (Another reason to be glad we’re not in medieval Italy.)
… Hydrox™ cookies are actually older than Oreo™ cookies? Many people believe that Hydrox, made by Leaf Brands, was meant to be a lower-priced knockoff of the vastly more popular Oreos, made by Nabisco. But Hydrox cookies were first put on sale in 1908, while Oreos did not appear until 1912. As it turns out, Oreos were supposed to be knockoffs of Hydrox. (They both dunk well in milk, so there’s that.)
Now … you know!
“Susquehanna Hat Company”.
Okay, Commissioner Wretched brought up the topic of Oreo Cookies, please indulge Hack Stone while entertains the Adorable Deplorables with a story.
Back in the mid 1980’s, Hack Stone was a radio repairman (2841) at 1st Tracked Vehicle Battalion. Occasionally we would have one of those tanks or Amtraks that despite all logical troubleshooting procedures, the comm would just not work. So, we would wait for the Roach Coach to pull up, buy a box of Oreo cookies and a carton of Foremost Milk, consume said items, and return to the vehicle, and would you believe that the radios and intercoms would magically work.
Cut to 20 some years later, and Hack Stone is now working as a slimy contractor deep in the bowels of the Pentagon. Hack comes in to start his work week one Sunday afternoon, and there is a circuit that has been down for several days. Hack Stone reviews the ticket, and it looks like everyone who took a whack at it attempted the proper steps to bring the circuit back up. No dice. So Hack Stone mentions to the other guy on the shift about eating Oreos to restore the comms. Then Hack suddenly remembers that he had a package of Oreos that n his desk drawer. Hack pulls out the Oreos, gives some to the coworker, and we scarf down the cookies. And then… Did the circuit restore? Damn right it did! Red Switch sees the circuit green and asks for the fix action. Hack Stone says “Oreo cookies.” The guy asks for an explanation. Hack explains. He says he is not putting it in their logbook. Hack tells him to write whatever he wants, but we are logging the restoration as “The Oreo Factor.” No shit, true story.
Any story from a GI containing the phrase, “Now this is no shit” is worthy of a Hollywood movie from some great director like Steven Schpieleberger, second cousin, twice removed…
I believe every one I’ve ever heard !!!
You got us over a barrel with your trivia, CW. Good that you clasp down and hook us up. My NY’s resolution are still intact…eat more cookies, enjoy life, and hang out at The TAH Bar & Grill. Dana Skully knows that the truth is out there in what I say (now she’s still out of this world and very well preserved). BCE can build you a nice Flamewaffer. Having one is a nice back up to foo gas in the sprinkler system. We’re hearing more and more about young female teachers giving their male students a special sweet treat. All but about three (3) of my teachers were crab apples. Those three (3) I would’ve kissed in public…and married them. Most of the footage shot in any production ends up on the cutting room floor. BTDT. Dogs are better than most people and children can become God’s punishment for adults enjoying sex. Erin Go Bragh!
Another fine job, Good Sir. We Thank ye!
Throwflame dot com has some great options as well, even one that’s drone mounted..
First?
TOP twenty and I award myself Honorary First once again.
((((OVER))))
Epstein did not kill himself.
A Proud Infidel®™ was looking at the opening page of his browser and found a headline about “The Latest Variant of COVID”, TALK ABOUT Snake Oil!!!
Another Phony Going To His Grave Claiming Vietnam POW Status:
He is NOT on the Official DoD List (see image).
John Frank Russalesi
https://www.tworiverscremation.com/obituary/John-Russalesi
“Jack Russalesi passed away on December 1, 2023, at age 76, after a long battle with Parkinson’s and other serious health problems He was born in Binghamton, New York, grew up in New York and spent summers on the Jersey Shore working in a seafood restaurant.”
“In his early life, at age 20 Jack joined the Navy and served in the Vietnam War. He and his team were captured, and he spent approximately 8 months as a POW. He was involved with the medical team in his Navy years.”
Welp, we only have about 12,000 fake Vietnam POW’s left to take their lies to their graves.
rgr769,
Worse, we have recently seen news,
and also firsthand witnessed from Murfreesboro, TN,
that the VA does not VERIFY POW status,
taking them at their word, and as a result,
the VA has MORE VA in and out patients receiving POW bennies than there are living POWs.
Ugh.
As I have commented before, the VA once said they had about 13,000 men claiming they were Vietnam POW’s.
Loser.
Another fucking dirtball shaming his family from beyond the grave.
Phildo and his newly found twin sister should go into the cemetery business. A new branch of All-Points Logistics.
They would make a fortune, especially in Florida.
FIRST!!!! 17th…..
I’m bere but busier than the staff and the boss Phil Monkress working balls at All Points Logistics on a holiday weekend working for Orange Juice Money… and they don’t even know Oranges Grow on Trees!!!
Fuckk all ya’all!! (Mr Grumpy Bitch Pants!)
Oh and for your entertainment pleasure……
Just in case this young man happens to join our armed forces or goes to an academy and you come across him some day. Put this in your memory banks. Also a lesson in how to handle things with grace and humor.
https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/09/high-school-sports-star-noah-knigga-clears-air-name-pronunciation/?adid=social-fb
I onetime met another shipmate while I was still in the Navy whose surname was “Butt.” I sometimes imagine that some of our ancestors said “f*ck it!” and changed their surname, just so they can screw with their descendants.
The K don’t be silent. Lol
And ANOTHER Outstanding Member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Who Went To His Grave Claiming Vietnam POW Status.
He is NOT on the Official DoD List (see image).
Lynn Ray Hawkins
“Lynn served two tours in Vietnam while in the US Army, Special Forces and the 1st Calvary. He was also a POW.”
https://www.oakley-cook.com/obituaries/Lynn-Hawkins-2/#!/Obituary
The bastard was likely some form of REMF, even if he served in Vietnam.
Fucking dirtbag.
Shaming his family from beyond the grave.
That is a weird motherfucking picture.
I wanna frame it.
First thing came to mind was Fauci addressing the masses.
Ditto!
We are ten days out from the 6th year anniversary of Daniel Bernath’s Final Approach. As First Commenter for the Weekend Open Thread, Hack Stone would like all of you to reflect on the impact that his passing had, particularly on the landscape in of Bonita Springs, Florida. We are all richer for knowing him, some more than others. (We’re all looking at you Seavey). So, to keep his memory alive, Hack Stone would like all of Bernath’s Posse to pour out a 40 ounce colostomy bag on the curb in tribute.
https://youtu.be/oK9gLkXe0xw?si=Wu7aNJxgDa4H9jmO
Here ya go, Hack. Kinda brings a tear.
*sniff*
I surprised I do not see a huge, steaming pile of Phil Monkress in front of the marker.
FIRST TWENTY FIFTH
Gee Whiz! Another Greedy Little Duck. …
“Army Civilian Accused Of Bilking $100 Million To Fund Luxury Lifestyle”
https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2024/01/11/army-civilian-accused-of-bilking-100-million-to-fund-luxury-lifestyle/
“An Army civilian in Texas is facing significant prison time for an alleged scheme in which prosecutors say she stole $100 million in military funds in order to fund a lavish lifestyle.
Janet Yamanaka Mello, 57, a civilian financial program manager at Fort Sam Houston, Texas, received a 10-count indictment by a federal grand jury in December over the alleged actions. If she fails to reach a plea deal by Jan. 19, Mello would face a jury selection and trial.”
“Mello allegedly used the stolen funds to amass a real estate portfolio of 31 properties, a fleet of 78 vehicles, more than $18 million in various bank accounts linked to her, and a jewelry collection”
“Some of the luxury listings include a roughly $3.1 million, eight-bedroom, 55-car garage, 58-acre estate in Maryland and an approximately $1.1 million home in San Antonio, Texas.”
“Among the alleged fleet of vehicles — many listed in court records currently cost between $100,000 and $200,000 — were a 1967 Chevrolet Camaro SS, a ‘66 Chevrolet Chevelle SS, a ‘66 Ford Mustang, a ‘54 Chevrolet Corvette and a 1935 Plymouth Sedan.”
“The Army civilian allegedly carried out the scheme by regularly submitting fraudulent paperwork as early as December 2016 that indicated a bogus business she controlled, named Child Health and Youth Lifelong Development, was entitled to money from the 4-H Military Partnership Grant program, a collaboration “to provide meaningful youth development opportunities for military-connected children.”
She went Full Monkress.
She had a normal yard, woot gave it away.
Some fellow female prisoner is going to tell her she has a purty mouth,
55 car garage? Did she buy a commercial property or a large farm. Hell, I’d be happy with a 3 car garage, 2 cars deep, with a vaulted ceiling for a lift.
I think we have stumbled upon Phil Monkress’ (CEO of All-Points Logistics) long, lost twin sister.
I mean, fuck, the same behaviors, bullshit and buttfuckery and they even resemble each other!
If the Democrats get their way in this country, fraud like this would be more common than what it currently is. More people would be skimming funds from budges intended for specific services and works. The people would get substandard services, substandard public works, but the corrupt bureaucrats would be buying things they normally wouldn’t be able to if they just worked honestly. What would the tax payers get in addition to substandard products and services? Why, an opportunity to pay more taxes as there are more people feeding at the trough.
Russian oligarchs are pros at this kind of thing.
Am pretty sure alot of TAHers rememeber this song from their youth: “A Whiter Shade of Pale” by Porocl Harum.
Check out this 6 minute video of Gary Brooker performing this song with the Danish National Concert Orchestra and choir at Ledreborg Castle, Denmark in August 2006.
Enjoy. We Did.
Rest In Peace, Gary Brooker.
Don’t forget this classic:
https://www.amazon.com/Paler-Shade-White-History-America/dp/0399513000?nodl=1&dplnkId=17fa13ff-e3ad-44c6-86ba-f1e1f7d0bb32
I always think of the line, “While the miller told his tale” and how it almost got me thrown out of a restaurant. Mrs – not chevy and I were having dinner at a restaurant when we heard A Whiter Shade of Pale playing in the back ground. My goodwife asked what was the miller’s tale; so I told her (in hushed tones) what I could remember from Chaucer’s The Miller’s Tale. I guess my hushed tones weren’t that hushed and several people heard me. Oh well, I’ve been thrown out of better places.
And The Tide Nation…weeps.
That was good. Too funny.
The SEC is partying hard right now.
😉😎
Not giving up cigars
I’m glad to see “Buying Guitars/Mandolins” is not on the list.
Neither is “Buying Rifles/Pistols/Ammo”.
I’m golden.
That’s why you need two jobs.
Just because.
Happy weekend!
At that cost you would be an idiot not to buy two.
I hear many don’t lub you longtime, once they are here and learn about our community property laws.
Hack Stone fell in love on his last tour on Okinawa. Had a 3 year accompanied tour with Rosetta Stone. Despite being married, Hack followed his heart, and arranged for this new interest to follow him back to the States. All of Hack’s friends advised him it was a mistake, Hack is just being used, my new love will just leave me once we get to the States. All of the typical comments from ill informed associates who thought they knew better. Hack Stone ignored those warnings and followed through, and the three of us managed to make that relationship work. It lasted almost 14 1/2 years before the end came. I really miss that dog.
Hello. Hope everyone had a nice week. So, I want to share a couple interesting videos with you all. The first is a Before and After video of the French Village Wingen-Sur-Moder by SNAFU DOCS. Tomorrow is the 79th anniversary of when the the Americans took back the town from an SS Mountain division. The guys who did the video were visiting the town a few years back and as they were exploring, they were playing footage of the battle. The town hasn’t changed much since then (there are still bullet holes in the building). Worth a watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZz7Tdfz0rY&si=VJUEeV0Es74krycr
The other is an analysis video by Potential History on why the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor and what their thought process was (if you don’t want to watch the quasi-historical video game ad, the ad plays from 1:06-2:00):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5_JdMC0n3M&si=BNKoHGc-ueeeJdsi
Hope everyone has a nice weekend!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aZz7Tdfz0rY&si=9tzDgKchfOZwS9hI
Sorry, had to do some experimentation. Still learning my way around here.
As presented, I wonder how many are drawing parallels between Japan of the 1930s and Iran … Knows a prolonged war with the US is not winnable. Primarily concerned with achieving their goals of securing resources to fund conquest. Seeing the US as lazy and “not having the stomach”. Striking big to make the US back down…
The primary difference is, nowadays, those accusations are more accurate, sadly. Also, recent history supports those suppositions.
We’ve missed you! Hope you’re staying warm and dry.
Well, I watched this during my break: Judge Jumper – The Whole Story, Beginning to NEW Charges (youtube.com)
The guy’s done and stepped on his greenish weenie so bad that he’s surely looking at 3-4x the sentence he originally was.
The mental health stuff was what got me. I still claim someone as my Best Friend ™, since he’s the last person I know from B.A. (Before Army), but my Favorite Felonious Fanatic was frantic enough to feel frisky and FAFO nearly a year ago. I hadn’t talked to him much but should have seen the warning signs. Next thing you know, he’s calling me to vouch for him getting out of an institution.
Kamala-esque word salad out of the way, my childhood friend, now safely back in jail, did himself in, in one way or another: really good stuff, really bad stuff, too much stuff, the wrong stuff, or just prolonged stuff. The meth adds up. Out of nowhere, he calls me talking about nearly dying from hypothermia on the side of a highway, then having a Good Samaritan stop and call his “dad” before the police showed up. While inside the nice place, he realized that his given name of Christopher is derived from Christ, and that he’s a Soldier like I once was. He assured me that any question I had could be answered by him simply opening a bible to a random page and interpreting it for me.
After telling me he was diagnosed as a paranoid schizophrenic, he wanted to come visit, staying in a self-made shack in my backyard. Nope, can’t happen, I’ve got a family and guns which you can’t be around. Then, he was going to buy some acreage and build houses for everyone, with us all having nightly get-togethers. Is it just me, or does this remind me of cultish behavior?
Some people, my friend included, cannot adapt to “outside” life. They get institutionalized via incarceration to the point where they need to be institutionalized for the duration of their lives. In the words of Metallica, it’s Sad but True…
I have some Buddies from my time in the NG who were Correctional Officers in regular life who told me about their Prisoners who got out and then did something to get sent back because they preferred prison life over the outside it happens more often than one thinks.
Just in… if you’re not a poor gay/transgender black handicapped Spanish-speaking Muslim woman then you have “privilege” (and are a dirty evil “racist,” it’s implied) and oppress anyone who is:
https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1745161772057649648
Compare this….
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2024/01/12/no-quarter/
To this.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/01/young-girl-coffee-shop-recoils-after-biden-creeps/
If some old pervert would have done that to my daughter, there wouldn’t be enough bodyguards on Earth to stop me from putting him down.
Weirdo.
From Donald Trump truth social
https://twitter.com/AwakenedOutlaw/status/1745671535036436852
Present.
Got a call while I was in a prison Tuesday – we almost lost my middle brother to a UTI. He almost didn’t make it. They got him to the hospital in time and, when I arrived, he was his normal self.
Thank you Lord!
Also harvested two more rows of turnips before the freeze – need to put them up ASAP.
2nd granddaughter turned 13, 3rd grandson turned 14. Grandpa GB is feeling the years. Great kids, both of them.
Blessed beyond measure.
Y’all have a safe, warm, and dry weekend.
Good to hear your brother is doing well.
Grandkids are a blessing for sure. They’re fun to spoil.
Not sure where you live, but this artic blast just getting started has been an eye opener for sure. They are predicting temps here Sunday morning in low single digits, with windchill of about -30. I hate winter more and more. Not “warming up” til Wednesday when the high will be low 20s.
We are a bit further south than you, it seems. SE Texas.
We’ll have nearly 40 hours below freezing in the GB AO with a projected low of 14 at least 1nc. After this past summer’s heat & drought, the trees are weak, so I’m expecting the ice to do the coup d’grace on some of them, and the resulting falling limbs/trees to pop a power line or three.
I hope y’all are prepped for this.
Our “camp shed” still has our Scout camping gear. I have a stash of firemaking stuff out there for those events where I’d demonstrate flint-and-steel firemaking, water filter system for drinking water, and propane for the stove, so we’re set to survive. Then we keep ‘spare’ parts for the plumbing as well. I just don’t want to have to use them.
Who is this guy, and what have they done with Lurch?
https://twitter.com/safier/status/1745237454070681725?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1745237454070681725%7Ctwgr%5E13112d856ae771d5332aa2875e3d45edf15f7842%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.americanthinker.com%2Fblog%2F2024%2F01%2Fsen_john_fetterman_powerfully_attacks_hamas_and_south_africa.html
Someone said snake oil ????
It can be bought at All-Points Logistics.
Phildo swears by it.
Green Thumb,
VG staff should know ALL about him, going back 13 months.
Other recent videos have him claiming he “almost lost a leg in Afghanistan”, “shot 4 times”, and more.
Also…
Other recent videos deploy a FAKE VOICE of Donald Trump,
with the Fake Trump videos touting this “hero”, and “good friend.”
https://apnews.com/article/2022-midterm-elections-business-pennsylvania-donald-trump-1af8ecc81ffaf4623c960701930c9ff1
Green Thumb,
That’s him.
BTW, for those of you who don’t know…
They separated in PA November 2022,
with ugly divorce and emergency custody proceedings, somehow reconciled in Spring 2023, moved TOGETHER July 2023 from PA to South Carolina, separated again, divorced November 2023, and weeks later,
days before Christmas 2023,
she was found DEAD.
County detective investigation underway.
Green Thumb,
And since Laura Looney just made national news again,
now getting skewered for claiming that
Nikki Haley is manipulating the WEATHER in Iowa,
to affect the upcoming caucus…
We also have this, from March/April 2023.
They are “friends”, with multiple podcasts together.
https://www.mediamatters.org/taxes/right-wingers-grift-their-maga-followers-suggesting-they-can-stop-paying-income-taxes-help
Sweet beJeezus, what a loon!
Media Matters, really? You are into the Progda.
rgr769,
Media Matters is a mess,
but they found it, and they correctly called it out.
Here it is.
Enjoy your next 59 minutes.
https://rumble.com/v2dlfl2-live-215pm-is-there-a-law-that-you-have-to-pay-federal-taxes-to-the-irs.html
Well, of course. That nonsense that paying federal income tax is entirely voluntary has been a grift for scammers and the delusional for over fifty years. One of my hated opposing lawers got 4.5 years in the federal pound for not paying federal income tax. Want to take a bet on whether Hunter gets similar treatment? I have a crisp $100 bill that says not.
For the benefit of the uninformed, the Sixteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution allows the federal government to directly tax income. It was ratified by the states back in 1913. A raft of federal statutes make it a crime to fail or refuse to pay those taxes and/ or fail to file truthful tax returns. So, anyone who believes paying income taxes is entirely voluntary is delusional.
So, when are you going to FOIA this POSer?
rgr769,
His DD-214 and FOIA are public, since May 2023.
VG was handed the whole thing, too.
It’s up to VG if and when they do anything.
Dave Hardin said in email, awhile ago,
that Teddy crossed his line.
So, check with the MP/VG staff.
So, all he has as an intelligence PFC for four months at some COP in the ‘Stan is an ARCOM. I was in a similar job in the Viet of the Nam as the BN S-2 on a fire support base; I got bupkus. In that video, he has a love-me display with a Purple Heart, a BSM, and a CIB. What was his MOS?
rgr769,
11B.
However, he claims, wears, and displays
3x ACM and 2x AAM.
Not what this says.
What a clown.
WHAT a shit-eating fucksock!
I have no idea what that means, but it sounds very negative. Consider it stolen.
Man, the past couple of weeks have been insane. I’ve been working on some huge proposals at my job and I had my first drill at the new unit. I also got my 20-year letter this week, so I’m good to go once I decide to pull the pin. Getting ready to go to the range with my wife and nephew, so I’ll blow off some steam. And, I’m waiting for parts to redo my AK. Adding a new stock, hand guards, pistol grip, and bought a couple of 10 round P-Mags. I find the 30 round mags a bit unwieldy when I’m at the range. The stock, grip, and hand guards will make that rifle a little more comfortable to shoot, which is becoming more important as I get older. The factory stock put a hurtin’ on me the last time I went to the range. Might post some before and after pics of the rifle.
Heads up, TAH.
I googled “Phil Monkress” and he is 37 down from the top in the search. 37!?!
Phildo and his new batch of Phildo Supporters have been very busy indeed trying to hide his claims of butt fuckery, ass clownery, fraud, cultural appropriation, stolen valor and general all-around dishonesty.
Not good.
Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls.
Lets get him back up to his rightful and well-earned spot at the top!
Damn, did I read that right? We’ll just have to show the boi some love…
Phildo and his new batch of Phildo Supporters have been very busy indeed trying to hide his claims of butt fuckery, ass clownery, fraud, cultural appropriation, stolen valor and general all-around dishonesty.
Not good.
Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls. Phil Monkress works balls.
Lets get him back up to his rightful and well-earned spot at the top!
Maybe a repost of all the nefarious activities would help get this thieving bottom boi C@CK$UCKER back on top of the inherwebz search.
Phil Monkress WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Phil Monkress IS NOT a Native American.
Phil Monkress IS NOT on any known Tribal Registry.
Phil Monkress makes money off of false claims.
Phil Monkress is a 24K scumbag in the eyes of many.
Phil Monkress is less respectable than dogshit on the sidewalk.
Phil Monkress and John Giduck are both of the same cloth.
Phil Monkress is a proven fraud.
Phil Monkress sent one of his useful idiots to do his dirty work.
Phil Monkress abandons people once they’re no longer useful to him.
Phil Monkress is rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Phil Monkress had Psulmer, Palmer/Psul as one of his useful idiots go after the People of TAH® and abandoned him afterward.
Phil Monkress took second place to John Giduck in the TAH® Stolen Valor Tournament™.
Phil Monkress, his name is also used to describe what dogs excrete out on the lawn.
Phil Monkress is also known as “Phildo”.
Phil Monkress is as genuine as a Civil War Polyester blanket.
Phil Monkress is a TURD.
Pissed-off primates throw wads of Phil Monkress when they have temper tantrums.
Phil Monkress is as beloved as a toothache.
Phil Monkress is far less useful than cow or horse manure.
Phil Monkress, is far less useful than chicken shit.
Phil Monkress stinks more than turkey shit, which is still far more useful to society than he is.
Phil Monkress is a parasite to the taxpayer.
Phil Monkress is a waste of flesh and oxygen.
How’s that for a start?
API, did you say what I thought you said…and what those that know…know?
Phil Monkress WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Phil Monkress IS NOT a Native American.
Phil Monkress IS NOT on any known Tribal Registry.
Phil Monkress makes money off of false claims.
Phil Monkress is a 24K scumbag in the eyes of many.
Phil Monkress is less respectable than dogshit on the sidewalk.
Phil Monkress and John Giduck are both of the same cloth.
Phil Monkress is a proven fraud.
Phil Monkress sent one of his useful idiots to do his dirty work.
Phil Monkress abandons people once they’re no longer useful to him.
Phil Monkress is rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Phil Monkress had Psulmer, Palmer/Psul as one of his useful idiots go after the People of TAH® and abandoned him afterward.
Phil Monkress took second place to John Giduck in the TAH® Stolen Valor Tournament™.
Phil Monkress, his name is also used to describe what dogs excrete out on the lawn.
Phil Monkress is also known as “Phildo”.
Phil Monkress is as genuine as a Civil War Polyester blanket.
Phil Monkress is a TURD.
Pissed-off primates throw wads of Phil Monkress when they have temper tantrums.
Phil Monkress is as beloved as a toothache.
Phil Monkress is far less useful than cow or horse manure.
Phil Monkress, is far less useful than chicken shit.
Phil Monkress stinks more than turkey shit, which is still far more useful to society than he is.
Phil Monkress is a parasite to the taxpayer.
Phil Monkress is a waste of flesh and oxygen.
Too bad he didn’t take a flight on Be Nasty Airlines.
Not that is what I am talking about.
The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) has earned his spot at the top and we need to support his accomplishments.
Numerous dubious and potentially felonious claims, threats of personal malfeasance from him and his nefarious senior staff, the Paul-mer (of the ballsack) drama, sticking it to American taxpayer with his lies, and of course, a finals appearance in the TAH Stolen Valor tournament.
He has earned it.
Now, not Not. Damn.
My bad.
Anyway, The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) still works balls in the hall while avoiding calls seeking clarification of his highly dubious and potentially felonious Native American, Navy SEAL and Law Enforcement claims to illegally and unethically garner minority set-aside funding research opportunities to line his and his nefarious senior staff’s pockets at the American Taxpayers collective expense.
And the Phildo knows where the meat pole goes….
In the American Taxpayer’s collective asshole!
D’s Cantina copys:
Phil Monkress WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Phil Monkress IS NOT a Native American.
Phil Monkress IS NOT on any known Tribal Registry.
Phil Monkress makes money off of false claims.
Phil Monkress is a 24K scumbag in the eyes of many.
Phil Monkress is less respectable than dogshit on the sidewalk.
Phil Monkress and John Giduck are both of the same cloth.
Phil Monkress is a proven fraud.
Phil Monkress sent one of his useful idiots to do his dirty work.
Phil Monkress abandons people once they’re no longer useful to him.
Phil Monkress is rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Phil Monkress had Psulmer, Palmer/Psul as one of his useful idiots go after the People of TAH® and abandoned him afterward.
Phil Monkress took second place to John Giduck in the TAH® Stolen Valor Tournament™.
Phil Monkress, his name is also used to describe what dogs excrete out on the lawn.
Phil Monkress is also known as “Phildo”.
Phil Monkress is as genuine as a Civil War Polyester blanket.
Phil Monkress is a TURD.
Pissed-off primates throw wads of Phil Monkress when they have temper tantrums.
Phil Monkress is as beloved as a toothache.
Phil Monkress is far less useful than cow or horse manure.
Phil Monkress, is far less useful than chicken shit.
Phil Monkress stinks more than turkey shit, which is still far more useful to society than he is.
Phil Monkress is a parasite to the taxpayer.
Phil Monkress is a waste of flesh and oxygen.
All stations acknowledge receipt and forward.
Good morning.
Phil Monkress WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Phil Monkress IS NOT a Native American.
Phil Monkress IS NOT on any known Tribal Registry.
Phil Monkress makes money off of false claims.
Phil Monkress is a 24K scumbag in the eyes of many.
Phil Monkress is less respectable than dogshit on the sidewalk.
Phil Monkress and John Giduck are both of the same cloth.
Phil Monkress is a proven fraud.
Phil Monkress sent one of his useful idiots to do his dirty work.
Phil Monkress abandons people once they’re no longer useful to him.
Phil Monkress is rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Phil Monkress had Psulmer, Palmer/Psul as one of his useful idiots go after the People of TAH® and abandoned him afterward.
Phil Monkress took second place to John Giduck in the TAH® Stolen Valor Tournament™.
Phil Monkress, his name is also used to describe what dogs excrete out on the lawn.
Phil Monkress is also known as “Phildo”.
Phil Monkress is as genuine as a Civil War Polyester blanket.
Phil Monkress is a TURD.
Pissed-off primates throw wads of Phil Monkress when they have temper tantrums.
Phil Monkress is as beloved as a toothache.
Phil Monkress is far less useful than cow or horse manure.
Phil Monkress, is far less useful than chicken shit.
Phil Monkress stinks more than turkey shit, which is still far more useful to society than he is.
Phil Monkress is a parasite to the taxpayer.
Phil Monkress is a waste of flesh and oxygen.
Phil Monkress WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Phil Monkress IS NOT a Native American.
Phil Monkress IS NOT on any known Tribal Registry.
Phil Monkress makes money off of false claims.
Phil Monkress is a 24K scumbag in the eyes of many.
Phil Monkress is less respectable than dogshit on the sidewalk.
Phil Monkress and John Giduck are both of the same cloth.
Phil Monkress is a proven fraud.
Phil Monkress sent one of his useful idiots to do his dirty work.
Phil Monkress abandons people once they’re no longer useful to him.
Phil Monkress is rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Phil Monkress had Psulmer, Palmer/Psul as one of his useful idiots go after the People of TAH® and abandoned him afterward.
Phil Monkress took second place to John Giduck in the TAH® Stolen Valor Tournament™.
Phil Monkress, his name is also used to describe what dogs excrete out on the lawn.
Phil Monkress is also known as “Phildo”.
Phil Monkress is as genuine as a Civil War Polyester blanket.
Phil Monkress is a TURD.
Pissed-off primates throw wads of Phil Monkress when they have temper tantrums.
Phil Monkress is as beloved as a toothache.
Phil Monkress is far less useful than cow or horse manure.
Phil Monkress, is far less useful than chicken shit.
Phil Monkress stinks more than turkey shit, which is still far more useful to society than he is.
Phil Monkress is a parasite to the taxpayer.
Phil Monkress is a waste of flesh and oxygen.
DD-214 of the week.
This is what he posted himself, in 2022, on the Book of the Fake.
Digging for more will be quite easy.
Who he is, what he does, and what he claims.
Good luck.
As Shakespeare would ask…
SeaBee? Or NOT Seabee? That is the question!
https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Chad+Caton%22
Phildo is up to 35 from 37 now.
Keep it up.
Phil Monkress WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Phil Monkress IS NOT a Native American.
Phil Monkress IS NOT on any known Tribal Registry.
Phil Monkress makes money off of false claims.
Phil Monkress is a 24K scumbag in the eyes of many.
Phil Monkress is less respectable than dogshit on the sidewalk.
Phil Monkress and John Giduck are both of the same cloth.
Phil Monkress is a proven fraud.
Phil Monkress sent one of his useful idiots to do his dirty work.
Phil Monkress abandons people once they’re no longer useful to him.
Phil Monkress is rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Phil Monkress had Psulmer, Palmer/Psul as one of his useful idiots go after the People of TAH® and abandoned him afterward.
Phil Monkress took second place to John Giduck in the TAH® Stolen Valor Tournament™.
Phil Monkress, his name is also used to describe what dogs excrete out on the lawn.
Phil Monkress is also known as “Phildo”.
Phil Monkress is as genuine as a Civil War Polyester blanket.
Phil Monkress is a TURD.
Pissed-off primates throw wads of Phil Monkress when they have temper tantrums.
Phil Monkress is as beloved as a toothache.
Phil Monkress is far less useful than cow or horse manure.
Phil Monkress, is far less useful than chicken shit.
Phil Monkress stinks more than turkey shit, which is still far more useful to society than he is.
Phil Monkress is a parasite to the taxpayer.
Phil Monkress is a waste of flesh and oxygen.
Firebase Magnolia copies and re-transmits the following priority message…
Phil Monkress WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
Phil Monkress IS NOT a Native American.
Phil Monkress IS NOT on any known Tribal Registry.
Phil Monkress makes money off of false claims.
Phil Monkress is a 24K scumbag in the eyes of many.
Phil Monkress is less respectable than dogshit on the sidewalk.
Phil Monkress and John Giduck are both of the same cloth.
Phil Monkress is a proven fraud.
Phil Monkress sent one of his useful idiots to do his dirty work.
Phil Monkress abandons people once they’re no longer useful to him.
Phil Monkress is rumored to blow winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Phil Monkress had Psulmer, Palmer/Psul as one of his useful idiots go after the People of TAH® and abandoned him afterward.
Phil Monkress took second place to John Giduck in the TAH® Stolen Valor Tournament™.
Phil Monkress, his name is also used to describe what dogs excrete out on the lawn.
Phil Monkress is also known as “Phildo”.
Phil Monkress is as genuine as a Civil War Polyester blanket.
Phil Monkress is a TURD.
Pissed-off primates throw wads of Phil Monkress when they have temper tantrums.
Phil Monkress is as beloved as a toothache.
Phil Monkress is far less useful than cow or horse manure.
Phil Monkress, is far less useful than chicken shit.
Phil Monkress stinks more than turkey shit, which is still far more useful to society than he is.
Phil Monkress is a parasite to the taxpayer.
Phil Monkress is a waste of flesh and oxygen.
In case you need another indication that you are officially old, Faye Dunaway turns 83 today. Bonnie & Clyde was an entertaining work of fiction, but the writers and producers exercised so march “artistic license” making the two psychopaths look like heroes, they pissed off quite a few people portrayed in the film who were still alive when it was released.