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| October 12, 2023


Louisville Slugger

Naked man in Seattle JCPenney causes chaotic scene; police speak out
Unidentified naked man charged with misdemeanor assault, police say

Police in a Seattle suburb have provided additional context to a video circulating online of a naked man in a JCPenney store.

“The individual depicted in the video was in mental crisis. Shortly after the video shared online ends, the individual had a serious medical emergency which necessitated the need for medics and transportation to the hospital,” Tukwila Police Department said on Facebook.

The incident occurred on Oct. 1, according to the Daily Mail. Video of the incident began with a man following another man who was wearing nothing but socks. The person recording could be heard explaining that they are in the kids’ department before a second man could be seen following the unclothed one.

A third person then began to follow the naked man as a chase ensued. The person recording quickly followed after them. At some point, the naked man grabbed a pair of pants and attempted to put them on.

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Fox News

Citizen disapproval on display in the don’t-miss video.

Intruder shot after breaking into Highland home

SHREVEPORT, La. – A man is recovering Wednesday morning after police say he was shot when he broke into into a Highland neighborhood home.

It happened shortly after 1 a.m. in the 200 block of Boulevard Street between Centenary and Gilbert.

Police on the scene told KTBS 3 News that it appears it was a domestic home invasion.

They say an ex-boyfriend who was armed with a knife and a bat briefly got inside. Police say that’s when a man in the home shot the intruder in the leg.

His injuries are non-life threatening. He is now in police custody.

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KTBS

I can appreciate the thought process but bringing a knife AND a bat to a gunfight doesn’t work either. Thanks, Gun Bunny.

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat, and if it keeps up, I change bats.
Yogi Berra

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President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

A knife AND a bat to a gun fight……
I know we have individual pages of both knife and bat in the 3 inch 3 ring binder set of T2NB2AGF, but a combo duo? I think that deserves its own page, and opens up a whole new expansion section in the encyclopedia.

26Limabeans

“Tire Iron” deserves a place along side the “leaded” bat.

Anonymous

Crowbar (well, “wrecking bar” technically… )
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Claw

5120-00-242-0762 Bar, Wrecking, 36 inches long, 3/4-inch hexagon design, cost (if lost) $10.31.

Anonymous

Stanley makes a bright yellow one…
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jeff LPH 3 63-66

Bringing a Crowbar to a gunfight and coming out the winner would be something to really Crow about.

Anonymous

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KoB

Nutjob was just saving himself some time in the changing room by staying nekkid while shopping for new school clothes. BZ to the citizens for showing him the error of his ways.

Numbnuts struck out and lost his edge. “Dood, she’s(?) just not into you anymore…but her (?) new boyfriend’s boolitt is.” A lot of assumptions on my part here. Ex-boyfriend could have been shooter’s ex and was more into hammer fights vs bats and knives. Henry Grady weeps at what passes for journalism these days.

Didn’t know Mr. Berra was a demonrat…ie blaming other things for his failures. We do know that the “other” Yogi was a demonrat in that he had free food, free housing, a single parent household (Boo Boo) and would disavow any knowledge of dinner on the grounds transport vessels.

SFC D

Yogi Berra was a greatly underappreciated philosopher.

Anonymous

Concern grows as were short munitions supporting both Ukraine and Israel now:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-eyes-weapons-stockpiles-concern-185205981.html

jeff LPH 3 63-66

I think that those Louisville slugger bats are now made in china

Anonymous

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11B-Mailclerk

Liu-Xi-ville?

jeff LPH 3 63-66

August of 1998, after the bat factory was destroyed by a fire, the operation moved to china. Just looked it up and didn’t realize that it was 26years ago that they moved.

W2

I went to the bat factory in Louisville this past summer and took a tour. They are still making the wood bats there. Maybe the aluminum bats are made in Jina, but the wood ones, to include all MLB player bats, are still made in downtown Louisville, Kentucky.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Thanks W2, looks like I read the article a little too fast

W2

There is one guy on a computerized lathe turning out the MLB bats. That lathe makes a bat from billet to ready for finishing in less than 30 seconds too. When taking the tour I thought to myself whenever an MLB Louisville Slugger bat get’s it’s wings I now know the face of the guy that goes “ahhh shit”.