Cocaine at the White House: Who’s Line Is it Anyway?
By now, I’m assuming you all have heard that there was a bag of cocaine found at the White House on Sunday. Rumors are flying as people speculate.
Las Vegas bookmakers have assigned odds to who could be behind it. Hunter came in at 2-1. We’re not saying he did it, only that he’s currently the Vegas favorite.
Bookmakers list Hunter Biden as favourite for source of White House cocaine
Also making the odds board is Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, who accompanied members of his team on a June visit to the White House to celebrate their Super Bowl win.
Kelce is garnering 8-to-1 odds as of Wednesday morning.
Kelce wasn’t the only Kansas City team member named.
Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes is tied with Matthew McConaughey and Selena Gomez at 25-to-1, while team coach Andy Reid is currently pulling 100-to-1 odds.
The Secret Service is investigating and says they will wrap up their investigation next week. They will probably wrap it up when a bigger headline happens and slip it in that the investigation was inconclusive.
That translates to…
Category: "Teh Stoopid"
https://youtu.be/DwRXI-y6M9o
Should have mentioned that the above link was for all of you around in the 80’s
Let’s not forget Leonard Cohen (“Everybody Knows,” ’88):
“And everybody knows that it’s now or never
Everybody knows that it’s me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
When you’ve done a line or two… ”
Good one. wasn’t familiar with that one
Speaking of the 80s –
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j-c4cd_Lm-Q&pp=ygUVdGF4aSBjb2NhaW5lIGJyb3duaWVz
I still can’t picture Leonard Cohen in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Beach Boys, Elvis…..Leonard Cohen???
Has Phil Monkress been to the White House lately?
It was Hunter in the Library with the Cocaine… like Clue or something.
Come on, man! Who hasn’t snorted a line of blow off a prostitute’s backside? Nothing to see here.
Just ask Charlie Sheen…
Hell, the thing that surprises me is that Hunter hasn’t gleefully admitted to the dirty deed. Nothing’s gonna happen to him anyway!
Ready to roll– where’s the babes and blow?!
Arnie still looks better.
If you don’t vote for me you ain’t crack. er… black. Oh, you know… the thing.
“Speculate”?!? DaHell???? Ok, we have one of the most secure, access controlled buildings in the world, guarded 24/7/365 against unauthorized entrance, using highly trained supposed professionals, state of the art scanning gear, and fur missiles that can sniff out pretty much anything. We also have a known coke head that lives there.
I do believe that Ray Charles can see the answer to this puzzle.
Not even trying to hide their BS any more, are they.
Well, sounds like someone had to go to the bathroom at the same time coke was left behind.
Probably the same someone who was watching Epstein’s jail cell except for the brief bathroom break.
Stolen…. grand theft meme
We all know that it couldn’t be the Crackhead son of the Resident-in-Chief. If it was Hunter, then it would violate his probation and he’d be thrown directly in jail; do not pass go, do not collect $200 million from foreign countries.
They should have known something was wrong when he said; “Here, hold my Coke and watch this.”
A very attractive, instantly affective, short lived compound that is too good to be true. You can never get enough, short of dying.
Stay the hell away from it, your brain already provides everything you need. Tried it about three times back in the early 80s, it was far too expensive for my frugal life style.
The guy who provided it for me put about $30,000 worth of it up his nose in a year before discovering the error of ways. Then he discovered skiing and golf and that’s where his money went, thereafter.
”choo wanna meet my leetle frin?”
Did the hot female hanger on`ers follow him to the slopes or the course when he called it quits, or did they move on to the next love of their lives.
Hunter’s idol:
“Trump did it!”
Lars
Ha! Beat me to it.
Funny how the usual suspects haven’t popped in to give their take on the matter. Maybe they’re in charge of the investigation and can’t comment.
Nah, Commissar got all but hurt a bit ago, he’s been laying low..
He said he was never coming back.
Again.
And Salty Cracker take on it. Funny watching old Hunter clearing his nose on camera,
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So. not Anthrax powder?
I’d put the entire KCK up against Hunter Biden. With all the crazy moonbats that visit the WH already it could really be anyone.
It ain’t mine; I was in Cleveland.
As they said the Good Morning, Vietnam:
Robin Williams: Where’re your from?
G.I.: I’m from Cleveland, man!
Robin Williams: Cleveland– obviously Vietnam’s not that much of a change for you!
Cleveland Heights High Class of ’88 myself.
“I did NOT leave my COCAINE in the White House LIBRARY!”
” I blew it all up Monica’s bunghole “
Instead of chasing this latest Shiney object, what else is being done with the other hand while everybody is preoccupied with this.
We all know it was for hunter, as there aren’t many coke dealers in or around camp David. He forgot to either pick it back up or forgot about it like he did his laptop.
Just another distraction that we all know nothing will come from it.
Any bets on this setting precedence for others in the future?
Assuming Hunter has Secret Service protection, just how does he score without them knowing about it?
81 million, totally legit, totally…proud ‘voters’ channeling their inner 0bama, “That could have been my son“.
Again, not pro-prohibition but while we have these laws in place, and risks are associated with the behavior, all I ask for is consequences to befall the son of the man who helped send countless poors to jail for simply slinging rock.
You know, ‘for equity’ or something.
A quarter-size of blow gets you 10 years, right Joe?
The way he was tweeking out in that video of him on the balcony at the white house says it all
There is an alternate theory here – maybe the CIA / FBI / SS planted that bag of cocaine because they’re tired of defending the Bidens, and it’s time for Joe to go.
It was Joe’s nose candy.
Explains the frequent need for shades, and the odd behavior, especially if he has to be up late.
He uses his son for his greed. Why not other vices?
Like he used his daughter?
Never forget the FiB raided journalists for the ‘crime’ of having compromising information on Fuhrer Bribem.
I’m glad they occasionally fuck up and expose their masters.
Do we now know what substance gets Brandon amped up enough for a couple of hours of public appearances?
In other news, there was a drunk, passed out hooker hiding in the closest in the West Wing. Her name is being withheld for security reasons.
The secret service is investigating but they have already surmised that they may never solve it.
Relax. This is all just an innocent misunderstanding and there is a very simple explanation for all of it. If we just exercise a little patience while they craft the narrative they will eventually share with us. They also need to distribute talking points to the media. There is a lot that goes into these things.
There’s probably even a code.
“Clean up on aisle six.”
I wonder if that bag was part of the big guy’s 10%.
BREAKING: 51 DEA agents just signed a letter stating that the cocaine located in the White House is Russian disinformation and any member of the public who continues to knowingly share this Russian propaganda will be subject to national security and internal revenue investigations.
Im sure the kitchen is missing some baking soda and brillo pads too
My compliments on the headline. Perfect fit.