Tim or Bob Evans – Not a Green Beret, Not a Maker of Sausage
The folks at Guardians of the Green Beret inform us of the work they did on Tim/Bob/Rob Evans. His full name is ‘Robert Tim Evans’ but more frequently goes by ‘Tim Evans’ – maybe to avoid ‘Bob Evans’ and being associated with making sausage. Bob Evans famous slogan: “Everybody is somebody at Bob Evans.” There seems to be some influence.
Tim Evans, Bob Evans, or Rob Evans, Green Beret…NOT!!
Apparently, Evans worked his way up to being a Commander or Commander elect of VFW Post 9443 in Blackfoot, Idaho.
Most of the discussion about him is based on the awards on his uniform – Combat Action Badge, 5th Special Forces Group Flash, Ranger Scroll + Ranger Tab, Special Forces Tab, plus all the combat claims.
In reality, he was not regular Army, but was in the Idaho National Guard from 1985-1987. Hard to believe he crammed all that military experience into two short years, but his official records tell a different story.
There are a couple of good phone calls between Evans and the GotGB. Treat yourself.
Category: Army, Army Poser, Green Beret, Iraq, Kuwait, Valor Vultures
😅🤣😂
What is so funny about his Mugshot is the cap AND shirt he is wearing!
What is NOT funny is the charge: “Lewd Conduct With A Minor Child Under 16”.
As we all know, “Stolen Valor is the rancid cherry atop the shit sundae”.
I commented on this the other day. I did not link to the Idaho Sexual Offender Registry because it lists his address. But anyone who wants to verify the listing can look it up. You need his name and the county of conviction, Bingham.
He needs that Veteran cap and shirt in order to qualify for the Prison Commissary 10% Military Discount.
“Can’t Believe it’s Not K-Y” ain’t cheap.
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I was just thinking he looked like a meat gazer in the picture.
230 lbs on 69 inches frame? (5’9”)
Phat muthefuker!
Didn’t know they stacked (so much) sh*t that high.
Check Out The Dude In The Picture On The Far Left:
“VFW Awards Supportive Businesses”
https://www.postregister.com/chronicle/freeaccess/vfw-awards-supportive-businesses/article_6aea2bcc-c9dc-5e65-b9c6-655d8dc5473c.html
Uh-oh, the honor-vest-and-beer-gut combination!
Didn’t Les Brown live in Idaho for a time? Another “Honor Vest” phony.
We think he died in Idaho.
Check out the comment left on his guestbook…😅🤣😂
“You earned it brother. Les Brown was a true Master Sergeant Ranger bronze star recipient. Who served 3 combat tours in Iraq thus earning him his 3rd award of the Coveted CIB. In his mind anyways Fair winds and following seas Ranger. Semper Fraud”
https://www.magicvalleyfuneralhome.com/guestbook/lester-brown
That was a very touching message from Mr. Juhblowme. He seems to have known him well.
It brought a tear to my eye!😢
First name Heywood?
None other!
Oui… monsieur j’Bleaumix!
No support dog? No Harley? It’s like he’s not even trying…
He did clean out a local flea market of its ‘military bling’, but that’s minimal effort for a hard-core phony.
Speaking of support dogs, I love it when they blur out the dog’s face to spare the animal the embarrassment. The poor things don’t know/don’t’ want to linked to a POS.
HT3,
Speaking of support dogs….
This guy, since 2014.
Will the court video blur out the dog’s face?.
Article details will make everyone cringe.
[A longtime and award-winning Penn State professor allegedly performed sexual acts with his dog in sickening displays that were captured on a state forest trail camera.]
https://nypost.com/2023/06/14/penn-state-professor-themis-matsoukas-accused-of-performing-sexual-acts-with-his-dog/
Registered Sex Offender…
https://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/IDSX26990/Robert-Timothy-Evans.html
What a dick.
Yep.
Fucking maggot.
The local VFW screwed up on this. And a tickle monster no less.
Wow.
Green Thumb,
Yep.
Then again,
this is another post officer of that same VFW post.
Notice anything about this guy’s medals?
Not only the musical chairs with the clusters,
but growing a new Humanitarian Service Medal
in the past 4 years?
My red flags are up on this guy, too.
I smell a HIVE.
Can’t order all those phony medals at once. An allowance doesn’t stretch far as it used to.
The Humanitarian Gladhander Award snuck in there and jacked-up his rack– amazing he became Mother Theresa in retirement or something!
A bell must have rung cuz he sprouted some wings too.
I see that between 2019 and 2022, he awarded himself the vaunted Bullwinkle Badge. I didn’t know the VFW even had helicopters.
It could happen. I know of an American Legion post that has an F-4.
http://www.tinfeathers.com/Museum/Airports/Al_Post_109/ALPost_109.htm
Turd.
Leaving the call-for-fire honors to KoB. Standing by for seconding or an aye.
From the VFW Post 9443 Facebook:
From Amando Alverez:
“I am pausing this group due to negative comments. This Facebook has been in existence for several years and has been promoting the VFW and it’s members in a positive way. The negative comments only started a few days ago. My apologies to the veterans who benefited from this Facebook. In a few weeks, I will decide whether to continue with this Facebook or not. Thanks for understanding.”
“A reminder that I delete any inappropriate comments on this page and will continue to do so. There are other channels you can take to express your concerns. This page was created to promote a positive image of the VFW. Please use other channels.”
“I also want to make it clear that I detest stolen valor. There is nothing more hurtful to our veterans than that. BUT please use other channels.”
“Please see our mission and values statement, etc. in the column on the right. The last couple of days, I have had to remove “hateful” comments about one of our members. I think these comments were inappropriate for our Facebook. Almost everybody has great things to add to this Facebook. I am extremely pleased with your general comments, except for a few that I have already mentioned.
I try to judge not lest I be judged. Thank you.”
From Steve Faulkner:
“there has been alot of negative posts lately about one of our members none of which has been proven correct i guess a lot of hot air, want to say thank you to armondo for posting positive things on our website.as we are moving forward”
“mr patterson we all make mistakes, even you he has since resigned please dont keep bringing it up on social media. if you wish to press chaeges then go thru proper channels. if you keep posting it im sure he will seek legal action for harrarrassment. than you”
Blackfoot Idaho is a very small town. It’s very hard to believe that nobody realized this guy was a lying sack of shit. I’m gonna point a finger at Amando Alvarez and Steve Faulkner. Parties to the lie.
Looks like a toilet bowl there full of turds down there.
Wonder who scurries away, who points the finger, who blames who and who evokes God.
Flush……
Steve Faulkner wrote:
“Official notifiction i will not be at this months meeting i will be unavailable this month only, Richard Hollingsworth district 7 commaner will attend and conduct the meeting i will listen in via phone to hear what he has to say.”
This is THE Richard Hollingsworth he is talking about…another Phony that was featured on TAH!
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=64058
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=79577
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=66718
Amando Alvarez wrote:
“On Wednesday, May 17, 2023, VFW Post 9443 elected new officers. They are as follows:
Bob Evans: Commander
Steve Faulkner: Senior Vice Commander
Kenyon Kofoed: Junior Vice Commander
Gene Newsome: Quartermaster
Roger McClain: Chaplain
Jesse Leyvas: Three Year Trustee
Ansel Rupe: Two Year Trustee
Amando Alvarez: One Year Trustee (Amando is also a media specialist of sorts)
Congratulations to the news officers who are all looking forward to an exciting and challenging year ahead!”
From The Facebook:
“This Group is Paused
An admin paused this group on June 12, 2023″
From The Facebook:
Needs a few more patches on that outfit!
Thumbsucking booger-eating bedwetter.
Bed-Wa-Tier!
Wow, only nine days after Bob renewed his state registration as a sex offender, the VFW post elected him as Post Commander!
He has had a busy month.
Y’All Do Remember Richard Hollingsworth?
I thought we was greeting walk-in customers at All-Points Logistics.
He was a helo wrencher the entire year of his service in the RVN. He never served in any infantry unit or in any MOS that would result in his award of a CIB or right to wear the Blue Cord of Doom.
Hey, that’s him on the left, isn’t it?
The real heroes in that photo are the buttons.
Those buttons must be rated at NFPA G.
Major axis, coat closed 3σ MBS of not less than 40 kN (8,992 lbf).
OK, I’ve heard of “load testing” buttons, but I’ve never seen it quantified before.
😀
Oh for fuck’s sake! Not THAT clown. Next you’ll be telling me that either Frank Visconi or Kirjath Tony is part of this group.
Weasels, nothing but a nest of weasels.
They want to improve the image of the VFW? Take responsibility for their actions and get rid of all the freaking posers. Stop trying to cover s*** up, makes them look like a bunch of chumps, confidants and accessories.
All of t he above is one reason that I have never joined VFW and (what’s that other one?).
Besides, I’m usually too busy and/or too tired to waste time loitering around other vets, drinking beer & swapping tall tales.
ninja,
Good catch, on all of it.
Steve Faulkner has his own problems with medals, ribbons, and clusters,
which now looks really really bad,
considering he spent about 4 days being a Phony Defender for Evans,
and playing chief admin cockblocker
on their VFW Post FaceBook group.
Screenshots saved here, old and new.
Today’s view of the Post 9443 group on the Book of the Fake
(when signed off of FaceBook, visible to the world).
What nasty people. Defending not just a run-of-the-mill poser, but a tickle monster.
Fucking cocksuckers, all.
Somebody needs to put their Blackfoot up his… [ fill in the blank ].
From 1984…
It is obvious Robert Timothy Evans is an attention seeker…
He shot himself in the stomach in 1984…
Garden City is in the Boise area. Timmy gets around.
Wonder how many Idaho VFW posts he has been part of and how much he is ripping off the VA?
Did the weapon “accidentally” get lost on his way to the hospital, by chance? (Otherwise, he might have to explain why some kid’s irate parent wanted to shoot him… )
This happened in 1984.
How did he serve in the Idaho Natonal Guard from 1985-1987?
This does not sound as if it was an accident…possible suicide attempt?
I sure hope you never decide to research me. I’ve tried to forget all the skeletons in my closet.
I think we ALL have those durn skeletons in our closets…😄🤭😂🤣😅
Two options: piss off Ninja or run for President. Either way your past is coming out.
I would never do anything to piss off our beloved Ninja. I wouldn’t try to run for dog catcher, let alone any national office.
Since my “Wayward Son” is nowhere to be found, I hereby move that we deploy the Planetoid of Insults on this perverted phony.
KaBoom!
Late to the party Pappy. Grilling some beast. With a nod to my Brother Roh-Dog who was the FIRST to call for a Deployment of a Fire Mission for the Vaunted TAH As(s) of Insults, the Second (Ka-Boom) by ninja, I hereby declare a rousing AYE there by clearing ChipNASA HOT on the lying tickle monster Robert Timothy Evans! May he enjoy the sausage available at the BTJ&T deli!
There he is!
Was starting to worry a tad.
SEND IT!
Roh-Dog,
“Gun range O Kayyyyyy”
The Three Stooges
Half Shot Shooters
1936
“I know how to cock a cannon.”
Range is cleared HOT.
DO IT, BAYBEE!!!
No ballz!!!
Did you really just “No Ballz” me. I think that Bud Light has rotted your brain.
Huffed too much floor wax.
This Is Him:
“Balloon Animal Maker Released From Jail After Case Is Settled”
https://www.idahostatejournal.com/members/balloon-animal-maker-released-from-jail-after-case-is-settled/article_1ad33192-646a-11e2-b04f-001a4bcf887a.html
“He spent 158 days in Bingham County Jail, where he says he was under frequent threat because of the charge against him, but earlier this month, Robert Evans was released after his felony charge was reduced to a misdemeanor.”
“He entered an Alford plea to that misdemeanor injury to a child charge on Jan. 16, a few days after his release, receiving time served as his sentence and required to pay $152.50 in court costs. In fact, the judge who sentenced him, Seventh District Magistrate Charles Roos, even pointed out to his accusers that Evans had passed a polygraph test, he said.”
“Evans is recognized more commonly around Pocatello as the man who was frequently seen creating his balloon animals for a donation.”
“In August, Evans was taken into custody by Pocatello police on a warrant out of Bingham County, charging him with a single felony count of lewd conduct with a minor.”
“Plain and simple, Evans says he did not do what he was accused of doing.”
“When living in Pocatello prior to his arrest, Evans had an income, making those balloon animals for a donations, something he said could earn him about $65 a day.”
” With that money, he paid for a modest room by the day, which cost him about $45.”
“The rest went for something to eat and other personal stuff I might have needed,” he said. “It wasn’t much, but I had a bed to sleep in, a shower, a place I could stay warm and relax.”
” Now, he’s on the streets. He has access to what he called a “warming shelter,” a local church that provides a warm place and some food and drink.”
You Be The Judge.
Mental Illness Is A Terrible Disease.
Lying POS Tickle Monster is A Terrible Disease. There you go, ninja…FIFY!
This guy has SF written all over him…..
Well he knows how to make balloon animals. Maybe that is a skill he learned in Special Forces school at Ft. Rucker. Cuz he told GOTGB that is where he went to SF school.
Homeless, balloon animal creator is a pretty common job for former special operators. You can barely run a block without running into one.
…
Who knew I could make $65.00 a day making balloon animals on the street. I might make more with “ex Viet Nam Special Forces officer” on my cardboard sign.
Just put in small print on your sign, “Creator works for kisses and tips only’. People will be begging you to take their cash.
He’s just marking time until the inevitable black helicopter lands and a General wearing mirrored sunglasses tells him that President Biden has recalled him to active duty so that he can HALO jump into occupied Ukraine and recover Ashley Biden’s diary.
They teach you balloon animal making at ex-Green Beret school. It’s the same school where you learn to fly a helicopter, get shown where the backblast off switch is on the LAW, and get taught ninja kung-fu.
It’s part of a decompressioning program.
That, knitting and anger management group therapy.
As you can guess, there’s a lot of talking about your feelings.
It’s held at this hallowed institution:
https://healthandwelfare.idaho.gov/dhw/state-hospital-south
“Balloon Animal Maker”.
Can we check anymore boxes on the stereotypical tickle monster qual list?
“Balloon Animal Maker” was what nailed it for that executive position in the Blackfoot Idaho branch office of All Points Logistics.
Somebody needs to drive to Blackfoot, Idaho start kicking over rocks and pissing in their grog. This circle jerk needs to be shut down.
I would go but I have to work for a couple more years.
Blackfoot, Idaho better watch it.
Those Morman Crickets have already hit Ole Phony Les Brown’s old stomping grounds in Elko, Nevada.
Blackfoot may be next!
“Millions of Mormon crickets invade Elko, Nevada”
https://ksltv.com/558169/millions-of-mormon-crickets-invade-elko-nv/
Every time them crickets come knocking at my door I just tell ’em I’m Jewish, and they skeedadle. They know they ain’t gonna perver—I mean kornvert ME!
Looks like the Big Man is going Old Testament on the den of iniquity that is Elko, Nevada. 🤣
Skivvy and Mustang:
😅🤣😂🤭😄
ninja,
Speaking of Elko…
This is new.
The original source of Les Brown’s phonying and problems.
The Elko Daily Free Press…..
is no longer free.
How ironic.
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https://elkodaily.com/news/local/local-head-of-pow-mia-under-fire/article_195a40c4-ee66-5db5-b5bc-7885b33384ac.html
Hmmmm..
That’s odd…
I was able to pull this article completedly without a subscription….
🤔
I was able to pull other articles without a subscription…
ninja,
Yes, odd.
I can see new news articles….
But when I tried this 2nd saved link to an old Les Brown article, BOING, another paywall.
https://elkodaily.com/news/local/celebration-of-life-slated-for-les-brown/article_21da4312-e00b-5abc-b8fd-c7a57195b9cf.html
You only get so many free views and then it charges.
That’s how most work. You can always go on another computer and sometimes another browser.
Lies are no longer free, but they are still daily.
Idaho’s NG 85-87? He must have been recalled to duty for Desert Shield/ Desert Storm!
Air Crew Wings on the right side! Not sure that I’ve ever seen a Long Tab and Ranger Tab on the Right side either, as well as “stacking” jump wings and Pathfinder Badge.
Definitely a bad ass!
Well, it was that SCI re-enlistment for the time-travel project where they tried to go back to ’64 to prove the second PT boat attack in the Tonkin Gulf was real but were unsuccessful and all the records were destroyed in the ’73 NPRC records fire… he did Ranger School, Q-course, Airborne, HALO, etc. for the mission then, you see– skipped around a lot on the calendar and was often in two places at once, too.
Somebody had to prep the battle space.
HIVE ALERT….
1st it was Jim Joe Billy Bob Rob Tim Evans, Phony GB outed by GGB.
2nd it was SF, growing medals picked off here at VG/TAH,
after playing FaceBook Phony Defender and comments cockblocker.
Now there’s MORE… a possible 3rd turd.
KK – 3rd POST COMMANDER of the very same VFW Post 9443.
Worse.. This possible 3rd turd KK is a retired O-5 LTC.
Not sure which is the worst here.
Some could be legit.
Let’s hope most is legit.
But at this point, my red flags are up with LTC KK.
3 cropped pics shown,
KK pics currently up on the VFW Post 9443 Book of the Fake.
1 x Legion of Merit
8 x Meritorious Service Medal
4 x Army Commendation Medal
3 x Army Achievement Medal
8 x Army Reserve Components Achievement Medal
For gravy,
a whole new bottom row of 3 oak leaf cluster stuffed ribbons.
And the kicker….
3 x NDSM, that grew itself into
4 x NDSM.
IMHO… Get the FOIA medals lists for the whole hive.
VFW Post 9443 public group on the Book of the Fake.
All pics accessible without FaceBook.
Enjoy the Media / Photos scrolling.
VFW Post # 9443 of Blackfoot,IDPublic group
97 members
https://www.facebook.com/groups/995164417360185/
I was today years old when I found out the junior ROTC has a white cord, sometimes also worn by retired lieutenant colonels.
Our college ROTC drill team wore them. They matched the white laces on our jump boots and the white web belts we wore.
The lieutenant Colonel’s medals do not compute. If he went to a combat zone and got a CAB, It almost always comes with a BSM with an officer. Not for valor, but just because officers don’t see that much combat. In fact a lot of officers get them for sitting behind a desk for 12 months. This isn’t doctrine or anything but it’s amazingly consistent with everything I’ve ever seen.
The officer participation award since ‘Nam… BSM w/o “V”
It was sort of an officer participation trophy during Viet of the Nam. But usually, the second one was for a combat command position, anyway in infantry units. I received two for service as a rifle company commander. For the last five months and most dangerous period of my tour, I received zip. But I was glad to get out of there before some LTC decided to send me out to lead a rifle company again for the third time. Living out of a ruck is no fun.
5JC,
Seriously,
IF LTC KK really got around the foreign lands and battlefields,
as his campaign medals
and all those high value points medals suggests,
who is those boots would be able to F up their rack so badly?
He wants to be Queen Bee of the Hive.
Or, in one of the classic futuristic sci-fi gore pics… The Brain Bug.
The only reason I bring it up is because The CAB is a violation of federal law if He received anything of value.
What in the actual fuck is all of that? Some kind of army surplus store expert cav badge? WTF is that BOS insignia, Salvation Army?
That’s a Combat Cavalry Badge (snicker, snicker)
As far as that BOS insignia, that’s the all new (since 2008) Officer Logistics Branch. What they did was combine the Quartermaster, Ordnance and Transportation branches into just one. It’s only for kinda Senior Officer types, as brand-new Lieutenants, Enlisted and Warrants still have all three choices available.
The three junior MOS change to 90A (Multi-function Logistician) and LG branch at MAJ/O4.
It is a take-off on the combat armor badge which was never approved.
He forgot the Hoth Campaign Medal with Endor Clasp.
He didn’t even mention Macho Grande.
I’ll never get over Macho Grande.
Nobody EVER gets over Macho Grande.
For sure, tho, the embellishing tickle monster Robert Timothy Evans is a Mucho Grande’ POS.
I’m sure Bob would have the Macho Grande battle medal if one was available from Medals of America. He should be wearing the M.A.P. Appreciation Medal along with the Boy Scouts’ Balloon Animals Merit Badge.
I can’t even remember Macho Grande.
It’s where I developed my drinking problem…
*Throws whisky in ear*
I’ll just leave this here:
Blackfoot is less than 30 miles south of me. After being spurned (another story in itself) by the Idaho Falls VFW Post shortly after we moved here 18 years ago, I thought about maybe going down to Blackfoot and checking out their Post, but never did. Now I’m glad I didn’t.
Analysis of pictures provided by the media section of the Blackfoot VFW post reveals that:
The newly elected (though never eligible for membership) Post Commander is a Tickle-Monster.
The Senior Vice Commander can’t figure out from one week to the next whether to wear an Aircraft Crewmembers Badge or an Air Assault Badge (but never both at the same time) on his dress uniform.
A Junior Vice Commander who wears three Bronze Service Stars (meaning four awards) on the NDSM.
Not to mention some other small discrepancies like the 36 years of service Navy CPO who wears an Army Service Ribbon in his rack or the really old time looking Marine Corporal who has an ARCOM (Army Commendation Medal) and the NCOPDR (Army Noncommissioned Officer Professional Development Ribbon) integrated (but not in the correct order of precedence) into his ribbon rack or the Army Staff Sergeant who likes to wear the dress shirt slip on rank insignia markers instead of unit crests on the dress green uniform.
Claw,
Good catch a few days ago on LTC 4 x NDSM.
(That was you, yes?)
Deja Voo Doo,
I just put up a collage of pic crops of LTC KK’s ever changing ribbon racks.
Just scroll up a tiny bit.
🙂
Yep, it was me who spotted the four time NDSM.
What I haven’t figured out yet on his out of order rack is:
If, as a now retired LTC, he previously spent enough time on active duty as an enlisted man to have completed BLC/PLDC/or whatever the proper name is, to get the NCOPDR w/numeral 1, where’s the Good Conduct Medal he should have received when going from enlisted to commissioned service?
Or is that NCOPDR just something he added into the rack just for Shits & Grins? / s
Claw,
I see the hive unfolding at VFW Post 9443,
and it reminds me of this finale,
from Half Shot Shooters,
a short by The Three Stooges from 1936.
Scroll up for the Tube of You of the firing scene.
🙂
You could complete that in less than 3 years, my son did. It is a bit of a rarity, you have to be a high performer. But then to get OCS right afterwards is a little bit odd.
If he were in the reserves, It works a little bit differently but I don’t know how.
But I have serious doubts about his 46-year career.
I was gonna recommend the Hub Bar in I.F. instead of the VFW but alas, it is no more.
The great dare among us baby nukes was to walk into the Hub and holler, “I smell sheep shit!”
Nobody I know of attempted that. We just did our weekends at The Mill (late 80s.)
4 NDSMs? He would have had to have served from July 1954 all the way up to Sept 2001. This is impossible unless you’re a doctor or a Roman Catholic Priest. Everybody else would have been subject to mandatory age retirements.
5JC,
Even Mesa, Arizony’s Phony LTC Maggie DeSanti,
who put on all kinds of phony medals from WWII to GWOT,
awarded herself only 1 NDSM.
She didn’t want to brag.
And there’s your baseline.
10 push ups and all….
It’s an insult to all of us who earned their NDSMs the hard way – by actually showing up.
Warm body award, boyee!
I deployed with the Army in Afghanistan. Got an ARCOM as an EOT award. Not exactly common, but not unheard of after all the years of inter-service deployments in OIF and OEF.
But maybe it’s a little too common at this VFW by the sound of it.
Only one thing left to do. Whoever drives up there to Idaho needs to throw a bunch of these into their clubhouse.
Smoke ’em if you got ’em.
Wow, TWO YEARS in the Idaho National Guard, what rank did he leave as? Sounds like some slacker who never showed up for Drill Weekends!
He never finished AIT…
😉😎
Couldn’t pass the PT test. 😁
Aah, THAT kind of slug!
He needs nine recycles and a year-and-a-half train up.
OOH, a Sooper-Dooper pooper-Trooper, maybe a marksman at latrine cleaning?
Came in a slick sleeve, left as a skeeter-wing.
I’d be willing to bet he was a Split Option troop. Joined IDARNG sometime during junior year of HS, went to basic the following summer, came back and did a few drills during his senior year, became an AIT washout the following summer.
ALL RIGHT PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!!!!
I want to see 100 comments within a five hour time-frame, so get with the program.!! / s
Claw,
This makes
104108.And there’s more coming.
It’s now like this educational children’s game…
Counting the bees in a hive.
Your wish is our command; this should be 108th.
The phone call with Evans.
He claimed his Stepdaughter “turned him in”…
😂🤣😅
Claw set a goal for us to reach 100 comments, so this is our contribution!
https://youtu.be/ODQ3sZlDp3Q
ninja,
youtube dot com expands here… while youtu dot be does not.
Here it is.
Oh oh.
Looks like GGB disabled external website link viewing.
Does GGB know they did this?
100th Comment!
The ninja family wins “FIRST!”
😉😎
Comment #101- Lori Benton will defend this felcher.
I’ll just leave this here…
I doubt it will do the auto expando screen magic here.
[VFW (2019) – All Gore/Brutal and Death Scenes (18+ | 1080p)]
Because of reasons, you have to log in to see that.
I watched. I loved. Finished twice.
Been a sucker for ‘grindcore’ movies since Romero’s Night of the Living Dead
Now I must see the whole thing!
TYVM!
Roh-Dog,
Take any negative stereotypes that anyone under 40 would have about a VFW Post, canteen, and VFW post members,
and some young indie filmmaker made a grindhouse movie incorporating as many stereotypes as he could squeeze into 90 minutes, before and between the gore.
Not only did VFW National approve the script…..
But as you can see in the 2020 movie screen titles,
theater posters, and movie marketing,
VFW National approved the use of the NEW VFW LOGO.
Arrrrgh.
This loser is getting a lot of traffic.
Curious as to if The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) has given him his walking papers yet…
Lori Benton will be charging extra…
Everything You Want To Know About Steve Faulkner’s Military Career, But Was Afraid To Ask…
“Steven Faulkner Stands Among Patriots”
https://www.postregister.com/chronicle/freeaccess/steven-faulkner-stands-among-patriots/article_1ff5f6c4-22a4-5623-8a40-f7a232a05b5c.html
“Four months after graduating from Blackfoot High School, Steven Faulkner enlisted in the U.S. Army. At that time, the Vietnam War was going on.”
“I’m patriotic,” he said. “I enlisted; I was not drafted. My draft number was somewhere in the 200s.”
“Faulkner served 20 years and 2 days in the U.S. Army, serving from 29 Sept. 1970, through 3 Oct. 1990.”
“His basic training was at Fort Lewis, Wash., from October to December 1970. He enlisted as a 67 Uniform Medium Helicopter Mechanic and took his training at the U.S. Army Aviation School at Fort Rucker, Ala. After graduation, he was informed the Army did not need any more of these mechanics since Vietnam was starting to end.”
“I was reclassified as a 31 Mike (Multichannel Communications Equipment Specialist),” Faulkner said. “Had I paid attention to my government class in high school, I would have known the Army could not do that since I had enlisted in the service for the Aviation MOS (Military Occupational Specialty 67 U).”
“I was reassigned to a four-month course at Fort Gordon, Ga. Upon graduation, after a short leave, he was assigned to the 440th Signal Co. 366th Signal Battalion (Bn) at Fort Hood, Texas.”
“I was there about six months,” he said.”
“Faulkner was next assigned to D Battery 1/44th Air Defense Artillery at Piin Korea, a Hawk Missile Site. It was part of the 38th Air Defense Artillery Brigade headquartered at Osan Air Force Base.”
“I was assigned to the 67th Signal Bn at Fort Gordon, Ga,” he said. “I was there until July 1973 where I reenlisted and returned to Alaska. After a short 30-day leave, I reported to B Co 33d Signal Bn (STRATCOM) at Fort Richardson.”
“After about a year in Alaska, he returned home to marry his high school sweetheart, Jessie LeFevre. She went back to Alaska with him; his tour was extended for another two years.”
“Faulkner rotated to the 1st Cav Div at Fort Hood, Texas, where the family spent the next five years.
“In 1981, Faulkner reenlisted to get out of Texas. He and his family returned to a Field Artillery Unit at Fort Richardson Alaska B Battery 1/37 Field Artillery.”
“In 1984, Faulkner did his final reenlistment. It was a “burst of six” and was the only time he reenlisted for six years. This reenlistment took him just shy of his 20-year career mark.”
“I was assigned to B Co 127th Signal Bn at Fort Ord, Calif.,” he said. “I was assigned as a section chief in a signal company.”
“Faulkner arrived at Fort Ord California in the summer of 1984 and was there until 1987. He received a 90-day notice that he was going back to South Korea.”
“He was assigned to B Co 122nd Signal Bn, 2nd Infantry Div at Camp Casey, South Korea.”
“Upon his return to the United States, he was reassigned back to his old unit.”
“I remained with my unit in California until September 1989 when I was informed I was required to attend the Basic Non-Commissioned Officers (B-NOC) Course at Fort Gordon, Ga.”
“In February 1990, Faulkner finally came down on the Sergeant First Class promotion list.”
“Man, I was so excited; I finally made it,” he said. “But along with the new promotion came new assignments: 18 weeks at Fort Gordon to attend the Advanced (A-NOC) course and another tour of duty in Korea. That would have been my third tour of duty in South Korea.”
“I was to return to my old unit, the 122nd Signal. I declined the promotion and on July 27, 1990, I extended 90 days to complete my 20-year and 2 day career.”
I hate to be the spoilsport and bring up the elephant in the room but he didn’t go to any f****** war. In order to join the VFW you have to actually go to a war. That is why they call it veterans of foreign wars. Just being in the military while the war is going on does not count.
So yes, he will defend his fellow phony into the death, for the right to be a fraud.
5JC,
That was true for many decades.
However, only a few years ago,
the VFW also made eligible ALL South Korea service.
You know, because technically the Korean War never ended.
And, the VFW membership numbers were plummeting.
It’s all here.
[2. Service in a war, campaign, or expedition on foreign soil or in hostile waters*.
This can be proven by any of the following:
– An authorized campaign medal (see a full list of qualifying medals and badges)
– Receipt of Hostile Fire Pay or Imminent Danger Pay (verified by a military pay statement)
– Service in Korea for 30 consecutive or 60 non-consecutive days
https://www.vfw.org/join/eligibility
Yep, and that’s how BJ Lawrence took it all the way up the ladder to being the VFW National Commander. He took that newly created KDSM and parlayed it into a lifetime gig that he is now drawing a 550K a year salary as part of the VFW Advisory Board.
I don’t know if I ever said anything good about the VFW, but if I did I am taking it back.
Actually, BJ Lawrence jumped the gun by being allowed to join the VFW a full two years before the KDSM was created.
But the real pisser is, his service in 1984-85 in Korea wasn’t even in his MOS (16P – Chaparral Missile Crewman) as he was the 2/61 ADA Bn CSM’s Jeep Driver the whole tour. / s
From the article:
“During his first and second tours in Korea, Faulkner was allowed to visit the Peach Village of Panmunjon.”
The whut? Anyone from Blackfoot would know that the true “peach village” is Brigham City, Utah.
Fookin guy was a 31M. Shit just got personal.
Air Defender here– I hear ya!
Typical 20-year E-6. Just marking time.
First item on the agenda: His supposed draft status. If he graduated high school in 1970, the assumption is he was born sometime in 1952. He would not have known his draft number (quote-somewhere in the 200’s-unquote) in September of 1970 as the lottery number drawing for Year Group 1952 didn’t occur until 05 Aug 1971.
As far as that Aircraft Crewmember’s Badge (flight wings) he’s wearing is concerned, unless he went to outfit where he was placed on flight status and issued orders for it, having that badge on the uniform is a non-starter.
We’ll talk about the Bullwinkle Badge later. /s
Based on his assignments, he never would have served on an aircrew, so the aircrew wings are bogus. I also question his Bullwinkle.
An I-didn’t-fit-with-or-like-nuthin’-ever-so-don’t-I-couldn’t-have-gotten-past-E6-if-I-wanted-to,-y’all-got-that?! resume there, if I may say so.
Nice to see ya, SSG Faulkner in full dress Greens, so if you’re reading this (and I think you are) here’s a Heads-Up:
Those two OSB’s (Overseas Service Bars) you have sewn onto the right sleeve of your Greens are not authorized for time spent in Korea, regardless of what you may have heard about that Korean Defense Service Medal you’re wearing (that was created 12 years/first issued 14 years after you retired) that allowed you to be VFW membership eligible.
And as far as you being informed in 1970 that the Army didn’t need any more MOS 67U (Chinook CH-47 Helicopter Repairman) personnel in Viet Nam, I don’t believe that for a moment. There was a whole lot of war left in Viet of the Nam for that to have happened. My bet is you flunked out of AIT at Mother Rucker and got re-classed to Signal.
Am I wrong? I’ll be here waiting to hear from you.
Claw,
New posts with links to both GGB and VG
are showing up being plopped around
Blackfoot AND Bingham County groups and pages
on the Book of the Fake.
If SF, AA, and (now) KK from VFW Post 9443
didn’t find this VG article yesterday,
they are certain to know all about it today.
Boy, do we see a resemblance between him and JRM.
Both of the Morman faith, both Signal Corps, both stationed at Fort Hood and both wearing the Bullwinkle Badge.
Apparently, all the 1st Cav Div. REMF’s think they warrant the Bullwinkle cuz the division is airmobile.
Claw, rgr769, and ninja,
Hey Rocky,
watch me pull a new badge or medal
out of my hat.
Rocky – “Again?”
See all 4 Bullwinkle hats.
The Signal Corps is not happy with these two.
I went to beautiful RVN in June 1970. There was no shortage of CH-47’s there. They were constantly hauling arty pieces and sling loads. Some of those I flew in could have used more maintenance if that hydraulic fluid running down the ramp is any indication.
“If it’s still leaking, it’s still flying!”
Now I know that some of you may be asking: “Just how does Claw know that Faulkner may be lying about how he came to be reclassed from helicopter maintenance to signal?”
Well, yours truly went through 67N (UH-1 Huey Helicopter Repairman) AIT at Fort Rucker just a month or two after Faulkner was there and it was standard practice then that all enlisted flunkees from any of the Aviation Repairman classes were sent to Signal School at Fort Gordon for a new AIT and MOS. Needs of the Army and all that. /s
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That makes complete sense. Last thing we who flew on them wanted was a flunkee wrencher working on our birds. Fortunately, every flight I experienced went flawlessly, except for that one time when my Huey was shot up and had to land ASAP.
It’s more likely that he flunked out of helo maintenance school. I remember that one of the Airmen in my plumbing shop had flunked out out of F-16 crew chief school because he lost positive control of his tools on multiple occasions. Of course, it’s a concern with a jet aircraft that can suck a socket or a wrench into the air intake. I’m guessing that the Army has some similar protocol.
Yeah, sh*t like thst didn’t happen ’til early ’73 for aviation folk.
Kenyon Kofoed:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/kenyon-kofoed-81b06618
Claims 39 years and 4 months in the US Army.
Came in around August 1971 and got out/retired in November 2010.
Believe it or not, he left a picture of himself at someone’s obituary…SHEESH!
https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/postregister/name/burke-poole-obituary?id=10298322
ninja,
Well looky here.
Who knows how long ago… But at some point
KK decided he had a real reason
to crop his glory rack pic
into just a head shot pic of his rank and noggin
for his Book of the Fake.
Hunch…
KK may have had a major (LTC?) malfunction
at his 50 year high school reunion in 2020….
…. and now he can’t backtrack
and edit or delete that 2016 obit pic.
But KK keeps wearing the KK super rack at VFW events.
Hmmm…..
https://www.facebook.com/kenyon.kofoed.5/
https://www.patriotfieldmemorial.com/find-your-heroes/veterans/
KOFOED, KENYON J
Branch:
IDARNG/RESERVE/U S ARMY
Rank:
LTC
War/Conflict:
VIETNAM/GULF/IRAQ
Enlisted:
8/31/1971
Discharged:
11/10/2010
In July 1975, he completed the Guard OCS Program at the Idaho Military Academy in Boise, Idaho.
He went on to Fort Knox to train as an Armor Officer.
As a National Guard Officer, he was then assigned to Troop F, 116th Armored Cavalry in Jerome, Idaho.
In 1972, he was working full time at Ward’s Dairy in Pocatello, Idaho.
He was a frequent participate in musicals and dramas.
Sounds as if he has been Idaho National Guard his entire Military life.
ninja,
Bottom row of KK ribbons SOLVED.
All 3 are Idaho National Guard.
Idaho National Guard Recruiting Ribbon
Idaho National Guard State Service Ribbon
Idaho National Guard Basic Training Ribbon
https://officialmilitaryribbons.com/national_guard/idaho_national_guard_military_ribbons.html
Jerome? Ain’t nobody from Jerome. Except great grandpa D.
F Troop? The jokes write themselves!😂
“Vietnam,” I doubt it. He is lacking the VSM and VCM in his ribbon rack.
He is pulling the Ole Nathan Phillips Viet Of The Nam routine.
One member of the ninja family joined during the Vietnam Era, but never, ever claim “Vietnam.”
Ole Kenyon was safe and sound with the Idaho National Guard from 1971 to 1975.
Research indicates he never went forward in any deployment during that timeframe.
Is he entitled to 3 NDSM? Yes he is.
We are still suspicious about that CAB he is wearing.
“Vietnam Times”
Wait a second…
We thought he claimed to be a Quartermaster Officer.
He is wearing the QMC Regimental Crest.
Yet, he is wearing Field Artillery colors!
QMC Colors are Buff. He was originally an Armor Officer.
Now he is Field Artillery?
Am suspicious about that CAB….
He is also wearing Marksmanship Badge?
Interesting.
The last time the ninja family wore our Marksmanship Badges on our Class As was when we were Enlisted.
We never wore them on our Class As, let alone our Blues, as Commissioned Officers.
I was taught it was gauche for an officer to wear a marksmanship badge. Anyone on AD above a butter bar knows this.
We were told Officers do not wear Marksmanship Badges, because we are supposed to be experts in everything.
Seriously..once we the ninja family went from Enlisted to Commissioned, we never wore Marksmanship Badges.
Maybe things are done different in the National Guard versus Active Component?
We also still can’t figure out why he is wearing Field Artillery. He only went thru the Basic Course, which we believe was by correspondence, yet he claimed to have attended the Quartermaster Advanced Course (correspondence as well).
Is he ashamed of wearing CSS Colors?
🤔
Scarlet is the color of several branches but not AG, Signal or Quartermaster. Must have been all they had in stock.
I’m really not buying the cab. If he deployed as a lieutenant colonel AG, the only time he would have got out the wire was when he was flying over it on the way in and out of the country. He retires, and then gets a job as a mechanic?
In some of his pictures on Facebook, he is wearing the same color as this FA Officer.
He claims to have attended the FA Basic Course.
He also claims spending time in Iraq.
QMC Officers wear Buff.
He’s not wearing FA. If you look closely you will see the Bronze piping around the soldier red. That is for logistic (LG) branch.
Insignia is also LG.
The Major in the picture is FA.
I see what you are now saying about the Logistics Corps colors.
Did not exist when I was in.
Thank You!
Also, the color of the shoulder boards is more of an orangey red rather than the fire engine red of arty branch.
It’s called “soldier red”. Artillery, Air Defense and Engineers (with piping) are Scarlet. A few branches are different colors of red. Scarlet, crimson, brick red, soldier red and maroon.
Non-Infantry fucks is the easier way to look at the issue.
His Military Training that he is claiming:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/kenyon-kofoed-81b06618
Over 1100+ Credit Hours of resident and correspondence training through the military (currently working with a university to convert these credits to a Masters Degree with a dicipline in Project Management) (Military Bio available on request) To include: Command and General Staff, Combined Arms Service and Support, Senior Officer Logistics Management, Multi Function Combat Service Support Officer Advanced, Armor/Cavalry Officer, Artillery Officer Basic, Quartermaster Officer Advanced, Field Wireman, Army Basic, NCO Academy (PLDC), Officer Candidate School.
He is wearing Field Artillery colors on his Blues, yet he said he only went to their Basic Course.
Have this feeling he did the FA Basic Course by Correspondence.
He was a “Field Wireman”?? He went to PLDC/NCO Academy?
Have this feeling he did that course by correspondence as well.
Same with CGSC. Army War College? Most likely by correspondence.
A Commissioned Officer in 1975 and “retired” in 2010 as an O5/LTC. 35 years.
Interesting.
We guess that is the norm for National Guard?
It also sounds as if he might have never served in Leadership positions, i.e. Platoon Leader, Company Commander, Battalion Commander or any Staff slots such as XO.
I am sure that photo is hanging on the wall at All-Points Logistics.
Any idea why he tells the children that the Ballon Animals he makes are “ribbed for their pleasure”?
He confuses the little boys when he says “I’m giving this to you but it’s really for her” and “I tied off the reservoir tip so it wouldn’t get all the air.”
Just in case anyone is interested in attending:
https://www.idahostatejournal.com/freeaccess/its-fairtastic-incubus-jim-gaffigan-and-walker-hayes-to-headline-2023-eastern-idaho-state-fair/article_67e7a4ba-e39c-11ed-895e-fb27658f073b.html
Always a highlight at the EISF. Crazy sumbitches can really ride!
Maybe the Blackfoot VFW can host a Chili Cook Off to raise awareness about convicted child molesters who lure children with Animal Balloons.
And have All-Points Logistics cruise in some American-taxpayer funds to sponsor it.
He is wearing a CIB, not a Combat Action Badge.
Just mimicked what the GotGB said on their page. Thanks for the correction. I did wonder about that – thinking there is no such thing for the Army, or Navy, or Marines. The Navy and MC calls it a Combat Action Ribbon… no badge exists.
No problem. I’m surprised this clown didn’t award himself the POW medal and the CMH, plus the CAB. He even wears a master aircrew badge. Must have obtained it from Hollingsworth.
Richard Hollingsworth and Kenyon Kofoed appear to be Pocatello High classmates, 1967.
http://pocatellohighschool.org/class-of-1967.html
Nope, Kenyon Kofoed and Richard Hollingsworth were not Class of 1967 classmates. The Kofoed from the class of 67 is Rod Kofoed, not Kenyon. I’m guessing that Rod must be Kenyon’s older brother, as Kenyon didn’t graduate from Pocatello High School until 1970.
So don’t know whether that’s a Classmates admin error or what exactly is going on. But if Kenyon loaded his name into the Class of 67 registrar, he is fibbing.
Claw is correct.
He graduated in 1970, then went to Ricks College.
At the age of 19, he joined the Idaho National Guard on 30 August 1971, a month after he got married.
He went thru Idaho National Guard OCS in 1975 and got his Commission and went to Fort Knox for Armor Training.
Ricks college, there’s a blast from the past! Became BYU-Idaho in 2001.
SFC D:
The things we learn from TAH…
😉
Thank You!
It’s been a while since we’ve seen the drive to 100.
Kinda feels good to get there once again. I feel like I need to smoke a cigarette or something.
Don’t get too cocky, we’re not into a second comment page yet.
Daisy Cutter,
Just topped 200.
And more to come.
Mostly due to the HIVE surrounding sausage Bob
being unearthed and exposed,
piece by piece,
right here at VG/TAH.
VFW Post 9443 Past Commander LTC KK ribbon rack shown.
This evening,
I am definitely taking a cool evening breeze
farms and mountains victory smoke & drive.
Camel Wides.
Pilot coffee XL.
Old Mercedes CLK coupe with all windows down (no B pillar).
https://www.linkedin.com/in/kenyon-kofoed-81b06618
At the link, he claims 6 MSMs.
We believe him.
We think he made a mistake on his NDSM. He is entitled to 3. Guess he does not know the regulation about the stars on the NDSM.
Naw. He knows the reg but is just following the examples set by both the First and Third SEAC’s. / s
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Great Minds Think Alike….
Gee Whiz…
This Dude got Commissioned in 1985 and became a BG in 2010…
Interesting…
https://www.nationalguard.mil/Leadership/Joint-Staff/Special-Staff/Senior-Leader-Management-Office/General-Officer-Management/bio-show/1660/
ninja,
And notice how few high value medals BG has,
compared to LTC KK.
More red flags on LTC KK’s 8 x MSM,
among others.
BG photo.
Medals listed in ninja’s NG link above.
ninja,
IF he claims
6 x MSM….
He’s wearing
8 x MSM.
214 Comments…
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This is weak.
Gotta get 2K plus to do it Phil Monkress style!
That’s the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) to get it right.
Phildo has to be pissed another employee was exposed.
Lori Benton in 3..2..1..
Finally figured out what that yellow piece of garbage is. It’s an “The cavalry pin, is a combat infantry style badge that is an unofficial military style pin”. Not for wear on military uniforms.
So technically he is claiming to have a CIB and CAB. As everybody knows, (almost everybody) you can’t have both. He wouldn’t even be remotely eligible for a CIB anyway. It’s the perfect poser gear, since it’s unofficial it can mean anything you want it to mean.
5JC,
Are you referring to LTC KK,
with the 8 x MSM,
and this yellow thingy underneath?
Yes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unofficial_badges_of_the_United_States_military
Thanks, 5JC…that one had ol’ Poe scratching his head… 🤔
That shit-for-brained pus-nuts no-load appears to be sporting a Shriner’s Scimitar pin on the “cunt-cap” of that fucked-up fruit salad of an outfit with the vest and white shirt with patches, I bet he wears that proudly when he goes to The Blue Oyster!
Everybody gets a badge!
http://www.legiontown.org/other/3077/where-credit-due
I especially like the SF Badge. Because, that would be the perfect identifier for a poser. No records check needed, you are a douche.
I’m gonna get that fake combat cavalry badge for my love-me box. I should qualify cuz I was in dozens of cavalry battles—on horse back as a reenactor. Since I was in a few Indian Wars re-enactments in addition to all those Civil War re-enactments, I want one with a star.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT1aBREMcfOsC1D6vPOsjPiURY6iMZ4KBSmhg&usqp=CAU
Serious question on “LTC KK”.
Deploying the Fu of Google today,
variations of name, rank, branch, NG, Afghanistan, etc…
I find NOTHING on him at war, on active duty,
or even anything related to KK in uniform on duty
with the Idaho National Guard.
Nothing.
I also find NOTHING about KK being a LTC,
except for his own pictures, bios, and brags.
If he was a NG desk bee behind the mission(s), that’s fine.
Or activated, for rear command advisory duty, great.
But all those high value promotion points medals, along with
(active duty) GWOT, GWOTE (Expeditionary), Afghanistan,
and Humanitarian Service…
It appears he’s claiming at least 3 tours overseas.
Idaho NG may have been sending him,
but he would have active duty records and multiple DD-214s.
Something’s rotten in in the state of
DenmarkIdaho.IMHO –
FOIA for LTC KK’s active duty medals,
which may miss most of the atta boys (from NG duty),
but should list ALL his claimed campaign medals,
and a sampling of perhaps some of his many MSM and others.
FOIA to HQ Idaho NG should list ALL of the extra glory cabbage.
Pulling LTC RANK, if not true,
or a legit LTC pulling a ton of phony medals,
could possibly make “LTC KK” a significant 2nd exposed phony
from that same VFW Post.
I figured out why the CAB was really bothering me.
He deployed to Kuwait, in the middle of an installation, allegedly responsible for training soldiers deploying onward. He never went to the show, so how did he get his CAB? It would have to be about a one in a million shot.
I guess if you can join the VFW for going to Korea, going to Kuwait during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan must grant you VIP status…..
5JC,
LTC KK wears both GWOT-E and the Iraq Campaign Medal.
Either of these 2 medals make him VFW eligible.
So if only 1 of the 2 is legit, he’s still VFW eligible.
https://vfworg-cdn.azureedge.net/-/media/VFWSite/Files/Join/One-PageEligibilitySheet.pdf
5JC,
More….
LTC KK has 3 stars on his Iraq Campaign Medal.
If this wiki is accurate,
and his medal and stars are legit,
it means he directly participated in 3 of the 7 phases.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraq_Campaign_Medal
Correction to the above.
LTC KK does not have the Afghanistan Campaign Medal.
LTC KK has the Iraq Campaign Medal, with 3 stars (phases).
Ahem….
Faking assholes, like this guy,
The fat slobs, who always lie.
Men who failed in every way,
Try to steal,
The Green Beret.
Unearned bling on pudgy chests,
Doo-rag and dog, check out the vest!
One hundred times, they’ll boast today,
“Believe me man,
I’m a Green Beret!”
Blowing winos, at bus stops.
Sporting Medals, like stage props,
He never earned it, but he’ll say,
“Look at me,
A Green Beret.
The Internet, has found him out.
Gone his name, and his clout.
His own shit, upon his tray,
Served to him,
A Green Bidet.
Comfort dog, at his side.
Shiny HD, for his ride.
He will pose, another day,
Because he earned,
The Green Bidet
I was really hoping to see sock puppets this morning. I’m so disappointed.
I also am down in the dumps about not rousting out any sock puppets. I was so looking forward to having a battle of wits with the supposedly “Patriotic” 20-year E-6 who submitted his retirement package just as Desert Storm/Stop-Loss kicked off.
They just don’t apply themselves anymore.
We all hope and long for sock puppets. But it seems a forlorn hope nowadays. Our present posers just don’t measure up. Although, what Balloon Bob lacks in a Harley and support mutt, he makes up for in girth and brazenness.
rgr769, SFC D, and Claw,
And, unlike the Elko POW/MIA Awareness Ass…
The circle jerk of Post officers at his VFW Post
put up denials, deletions, and cockblocks
for only 4 days,
followed by a retreat of lockdown and crickets.
1 sentence about detesting Stolen Valor,
but NO public statement by any of them
about their newly uncovered phony,
not only a Phony Green Beret, but Phony Everything,
certainly NEVER eligible to join the VFW,
and someone they should have been on to from the beginning,
like during the membership application and eligibility process.
If the comrades feel like fools,
or carry some fresh embarrassment,
for allowing Sausage Bob into their VFW Post,
they should.
Didn’t any of them see
Phony Purple Heart Fake Marine
VFW Post Commander Sarah Cavanaugh in the news?
ICMYI… Includes good local TV news video.
[Rhode Island woman sentenced to 70 months
in stolen valor case
PROVIDENCE, R.I. (WJAR) —
A former VFW commander who faked her military service was sentenced to prison Tuesday.]
https://turnto10.com/news/local/sarah-cavanaugh-sentencing-stolen-valor-case-march-14-2023
From the article:
“Cavanaugh was handcuffed and taken by the US Marshals Service.”
IMO that’s worthy of its own thread, I’d love to have seen pics or video of her being perp-walked away!
That sentence is surprisingly long, given what we usually see for Stolen Valor plus financial crimes.
I think there should be a TAH sock puppet Hall of Fame. The inaugural class should include Phil Monkrees’ little posse and the Round Ranger’s fiancee/wife.
Don’t forget about Round Ranger’s battle buddy “Will Chamberlain.” Also, Heavy Chevy had a couple of his “Associates” show up on a couple of his threads (Dave and Linda, I believe?). At least the older phonies would put in the work, not like these lazy fuckers of today.
Don’t forget Will Chamberlain. He saved around Rangers life. Or maybe Round Ranger saved his life. Regardless, someone saved someone’s life, most likely by bringing the condom when they played the home version of Brokeback Mountain.
Wow…you really just tried to horn in on my Will Chamberlain comment? First, Slow Joe tries to “No Ballz” me, now this? It’s been a hell of a fucking week. 🤣
Great minds something, something, you know, the thing.
Not super related to the assbaggery that is the subject of this post, but I have a few minutes and a keyboard, so why not?
The VFW is an organization that we should be proud of joining and participating in. Hell, most veterans’ organizations should be as such. I found my lifetime membership card just yesterday…hard to believe it’s been over 19 years since I joined my Dad’s post. When I was stationed down here as a Recruiter, Tuesdays and Thursdays were my days to stop into the Zachary Taylor Post (Baton Rouge), almost always in uniform and usually bringing some swag for the patrons. I enjoyed it, and they got some t-shirts, hats, and other freebies to spread the Army brand around. Maybe a grandkid or someone joined thanks to my efforts. Hell, I was just in it for the beer and camaraderie.
Since way back when–2011 to be exact–I’ve had little temptation to visit any VFW. Maybe I’ve got a problem with them, or maybe I’d be part of the problem, but as much as I idealize the concept of such organizations, it seems that time and again they attract the very opposite of who they should. I was initially taken in by James Richard Lyons; Seaman Apprentice Gunnery Sergeant : This ain’t Hell, but you can see it from here (valorguardians.com), as I posted about way back when. Now I just don’t trust anyone whose life is guided by what they once did or who they once were. If you once walked the walk, be a little humble about it, maybe do some small things to pay forward the fact that you made it out. The VFW, while doubtlessly full of some “been there, done that” types, is an organization that I simply can’t take seriously and don’t want to participate in. Too many phonies, too little remaining time on this planet…
“Sausage” Bob Evans pulled out his meat one too many times. Now he’s an RSO.
You could catch botulism from Bob Evans mini sausage, that being bad meat in the can.
Oh oh.
Did Sausage Bob just make his Book of the Fake go POOF ???
Previously, I saw (and saved the link to) this Bob Evans account
with a few photos
and a few snarky posts.
Now, I just see the FaceBook padlock screen.
Can you verify Phony Green Beret Bob went POOF? Thanks.
Bob Evans / Facebook
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100037269332011
SF, KK, and AA accounts all unchanged, still visible.
Only the primary Bob Evans account I can’t see.
So, either I am now blocked
(*cheese and crackers, say it isn’t so),
or Phony Bob took it down.
Confirmed. Padlocked screen on my end also.
Claw,
Thanks.
🙂
Confirmed POOF.
Just checked Sausage Bob’s Book of the Face and he’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.
Claw,
Just saw it myself,
and came here to update,
and see you already found it.
Phony Green Beret profile pic AND
Phony Desert Storm SF Ranger
VEST cover photo STILL UP.
Still “Dead Eye”, too.
Claw,
Ironic,
that Phony Sausage Bob keeps intact
his Book of the Fake,
while his VFW Post’s public group is “Paused”
down for now over 1 week.
Both need to make imminent change.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/995164417360185/
I know things have kind of cooled down for this portion of the blog, but just wanted to pass on some information to E-6 Faulkner (who may still be reading this) about what happened to our CH-47 Chinooks after he was supposedly told that the MOS of 67U was no longer needed in Viet of the Nam due to the war coming to an end/ his flunking out of AIT and being re-classed to a Signal MOS.
From April of 1971 (when you should have graduated/gained the MOS) until the war closed out, (the last CH-47 loss occurred on 16 Feb 73) a total of 12 Chinooks went down with a loss of 103 American personnel KIA.
Information source: VHPA (Vietnam Helicopter Pilots Association) Web Site
So, Yeah, I still don’t believe your BS story.
Yep. The CH-47’s were still flying in late 1971 when I left. You can even see videos of them in 1972 and 1973 flying after the North Vietnamese broke the cease fire and the fake peace deal.
Yes, Sir. The incidents that accounted for the majority of casualties are:
26 Oct 71 (10 KIA) 68th Avn Co
28 Nov 71 (34 KIA) C,159th ASHB of the 101st ABN DIV
10 May 72 (34 KIA) 362nd ASHC of the 1st CAV DIV
Hand Salute to all who perished.
Oh oh.
More LTC KK ribbon rack cluster phucking.
On this May 2020 photo on his Book of the Fake
(KK has 3 FB accounts),
KK is wearing 3 bronze oak leaf clusters on his MSM.
That is, 4x MSM. Likely legit.
However, in other photos (above), KK has 1 silver and 2 bronze.
That is, 8x MSM.
It’s not the photo lighting,
as shiny silver wingie thingies are just above the obvious bronze.
It appears that LTC KK decided to replace
a bronze oak leaf cluster with a silver oak leaf cluster,
magically growing his 4x MSM into 8x MSM.
If KK didn’t know the rules of 3x (or magic 4x) NDSM,
KK surely should have always known the difference
between bronze and silver oak leaf clusters.
Shame on this guy,
pooping all over a long officer career,
by pulling these glory rack stunts.
Has anyone attempted direct contact
with the officers of VFW Post 9443,
after this VG article on Phony Sausage Bob came out last week?
You know,
for direct answers on actions taken by VFW Post 9443
against their would be new Post Commander Sausage Bob Evans,
or at least (instead of crickets)
a public statement on behalf of VFW Post 9443 by AA, KK, or SF?