Weekend Open Thread

| June 2, 2023

This guy knew what he was doing. The video initially made it seem like this individual was short on self-awareness, short on situational awareness, and that he did not have common sense or common courtesy. However, when they repositioned him, he broke into a smile, showing that he was “messing around.” Enjoy your weekend!

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Roh-Dog

first!

Roh-Dog

BOOM!

The frequently ghost, bka -Dog, swoops in and Fs some Ds in the A!

Long week, about to be a longer weekend.

Y’all best be stacking supplies cuz if/when we go sideways I’d like to see you after the unravel.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

KoB

Ain’t seen hair nor hide of you in a long minute until just now. Laying in wait to FIRST block our Brother Tox, who as also been conspicuous in his absence. See, too, that the crayon munching Stone Hacker stopped peddling his outdated Red Hair Software AND his quest to find the long missing Elaine Ricci in an attempt to take the glory away from (GO) Army.

The Crown and trappings, Good Sir, along with a Kong Rat for your enjoyment.

Roh-Dog

I thank you x2.

Cemetery Honors, Memorial Day, AAR for Memorial Day activities, securing and cleaning equipment from the parade, a Building Homes for Heroes gifting ceremony at FDNY Engine 50 Ladder 19 Battalion 26 in the Bronx, VA appointments, etcetc…

Heck, just finally got around to mounding potatoes!!

I don’t have a ‘moderate setting’, it’s all or nothing.

Now if you’ll excuse me, 30 minutes to market close and I should make a dollar or Household 6 will disappear me.

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

FIRST

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Missed it by THAT MUCH! One second!

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Kong of the Rats, Roh Dawg.

KoB

1st

Hack Stone

First

Hack Stone

Denied!

Mick

5th!

On station.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

FIRST # ELEVEN

Commissioner Wretched

Ah, well … I had no chance at the coveted FIRST this week, as the press of the press kept me busy. Rats of the Cong to Roh-Dog once again, and trivia for the masses!

DID YOU KNOW…?
Was the first woman elected mayor of a U.S. city nominated as a cruel joke?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com

Monday was Memorial Day, when we remember with gratitude those who gave their lives fighting for this wonderful country we call home.

So in honor of those who died for us to be able to enjoy this silly stuff I write, I offer a short introduction to the column, and wish you all a blessed week. Here’s the trivia to make you smile, think … and (hopefully) laugh a little.

Did you know …

… pirates did not really speak the way they are depicted? In fact, it was a movie – 1950’s Treasure Island – which began the popular idea of pirates speaking in terms of, “Arr,” and “Shiver me timbers!” Such things were not said by real pirates. Real pirates were more like business people, and many had the equivalent of college educations. (They were notorious, however, for lines like “Stick ‘em up!”)

… the 1900 Olympics, held in Paris, featured croquet as a sport? The three events all saw France capture the gold, silver and bronze medals, and only one spectator came to see it. (And probably went to sleep watching the matches, seeing how stunningly competitive croquet can be.)

… a much-loved movie was made as, basically, a commercial? The Quaker Oats company bought the movie rights to the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl (1916-1990), then financed the 1971 movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory based upon the book in a primary effort to sell a new candy bar. (A good candy bar, to be sure, but still …)

Commissioner Wretched

… Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) once published a list of more than 200 synonyms for “getting drunk?” (And he would know what all of them were, wouldn’t he?)

… the city of Tokyo has a real superhero? He’s called Mangetsu-man, which means “Mr. Full Moon” in Japanese, and his costume consists of a purple bodysuit and a big yellow smiley-face head. Mangetsu-man does not fight crime, however. He takes on trash, and helps to keep the city clean. Mangetsu-man can be found out and about most days, armed with his trusty broom and dust pan, helping to keep the “Cleanest Streets in the World” from losing that title. He’s influenced thousands of followers as well, with children especially joining him in his crusade. Mangetsu-Man first appeared in 2013, and – like all superheroes – keeps his secret identity just that, secret. (He may not be Batman, but hey … at least he’s in there pitching!)

… the first woman to be elected mayor of a U.S. city was nominated as a joke? In 1887, a group of men in Argonia, Kansas, added the name of Susanna Salter (1860-1961) to the ballot for the election of mayor as a cruel joke. Their intent was to humiliate women, who had been clamoring to be given the vote – which they finally achieved via the 19th Amendment to the Constitution in 1920. But the voters of Argonia called the group’s bluff, electing Salter as the first woman mayor of a U.S. city. Salter received two-thirds of the vote, no doubt aided by the fact that Kansas had allowed women to vote in state and municipal elections just a few weeks earlier. Salter served one term as mayor and never sought elected office again. (She didn’t have to. Her point was more than made.)

AW1Ed

Hai!

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Commissioner Wretched

Mangetsu-man!

Commissioner Wretched

… the baseball tradition of wearing white uniforms at home and gray ones on the road began because of laundry issues? According to the story, teams playing games on the road would not always have access to laundry facilities, while the home teams would. The home teams could get their uniforms washed in time for the next game, while visiting teams might have had to go a few days between washes. It was easier to hide older dirt and grime in gray clothes than in white ones, of course, so the tradition began. Nowadays, with modern laundry facilities available to all teams, the need to wear dark uniforms on the road is much less – but traditional. (You always wondered about that, didn’t you?)

… a famous singer once tried to buy Marvel Comics? Michael Jackson (1958-2009) made an offer in the early 1990s to purchase Marvel Comics. Jackson reportedly wanted to produce a movie about the superhero character Spider-Man, with himself in the title role. While Marvel was in some financial difficulty during that time, the deal was ultimately rejected by comic creator Stan Lee (1922-2018). Eventually, the comic company was sold to the Disney organization. (Sigh. Michael Jackson as Spider-Man. Sigh.)

… the pattern of stars on the national flag of Brazil has significance? The Brazilian flag is green with a yellow diamond on it, and inside the diamond is a circle of blue. The stars in the circle depict the sky over the city of Rio de Janiero on November 15, 1889, the day Brazil became a republic.

Commissioner Wretched

… you can be denied a bank loan because of social media? Many banks use a service called LendUp, based in San Francisco, which checks the Facebook and Twitter profiles of potential borrowers. If you don’t have a lot of online friends or if you don’t often interact with those you do have, you could be turned down for a loan. LendUp says it views an active social media life as an indicator of stability. (As opposed to, say, having a job?)

… three actual survivors of the Titanic lived long enough to see the classic 1997 movie? Of the three, only two actually saw the film. Eleanor Johnson (1911-1998) died shortly after its release, though she did watch it four times and found it enjoyable but (understandably) emotional. Michel Navratil (1909-2001) was the last survivor to actually remember the event, and he saw the movie in a private screening. Millvina Dean (1912-2009), last survivor of the actual Titanic, was aware of the movie but had no desire to see it. Her father died in the sinking, she said, and she had little interest in reliving the event, even though she did not remember it.

Now … you know!

Hack Stone

You can also be denied a loan for being a deadbeat who won’t pay his debts and drives a rusted out 1980’s vintage Jaguar.

5JC
AW1Ed

Interrogative:
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
Over.

Statement by Secretary of Defense Lloyd J. Austin III on Pride Month
Defense.gov

Navy takes down LGBTQ+ Pride post on Instagram and Twitter, removes rainbow banner
Fox News

Points-and-laughs. Thanks, Mick.

5JC

Beat you by 19 minutes.

I can think of a million reasons not to have the rainbow flag flying from US warships and only one to have it there.

I’d really like to know the backstory though.

AW1Ed

Saw this one coming and knew it would post sooner rather than later. The only reason to take the shit down is someone with the horsepower said to.
Seems the SecDef is a day behind the woke curve.

5JC

Yes but who? and why? are the interesting questions.

All I know for sure is it WASN’T Admiral Walker, Chief of Recruiting. He sig line has a 🌈 with his personal pronouns on it, no shit.

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Green Thumb

Austin is a lackey bitch clown.

AW1Ed

Exactly why he wasn’t the one who ordered the Navy to remove the gay social media virtue signaling.

Sapper3307

Happy weekend, filthy peasants!

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MustangCPT

Colosseums don’t really change. It’s all for the spectacle. We’re maybe one generation removed from gladiatorial combat.

KoB

You mis-spelled “Hunger Games”.

MustangCPT

I’m more of a Richard Bachman * aficionado…either “The Long Walk” or “The Running Man” is more what I was thinking.

*Yes, I know that Richard Bachman was a pseudonym for Stephen King. I read all 4 of the “Bachman Books” and I also read “Thinner”. Those books were probably King’s best work and relatively short reads when compared to the encyclopedias he was writing in those days under his own name.

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5JC

Let’s not leave this one out as the UK destroys its fighter pilot force from within. Literally hundreds of pilots have been lost due to DIE politics.

https://www.tvpworld.com/70257295/british-air-force-instructed-to-stop-recruiting-useless-white-male-pilots

Notice last year the class had 43 slots but only onboarded 11. No explanation why either.

https://news.sky.com/story/uks-ability-to-train-fast-jet-pilots-in-crisis-due-to-faulty-aircraft-and-instructors-shortage-leaked-documents-suggest-12666275

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A Proud Infidel®™

Top twentysome as I once again declare myself “PRESENT” and I award me Honorary First once again.

((((OVER))))

Graybeard

Present-ish.

New job has me tied up when the post drops. (That’s my excuse now for not being the race for FIRST.)

Mostly quiet in the GB Compound AO
Y’all have a great weekend.

Green Thumb

The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) works balls in the hall while waiting on a stall with a man named Paul-mer (of the ballsack) Wickre while avoiding calls seeking clarification of his Native America, Navy SEAL and Law Enforcement claims.

Skippy

I’m here typing

Hack Stone

Hack Stone posted a few weeks back that we were coming up on the 10th anniversary of Phil Monkress dispatching his “lawers” upon This Ain’t Hell in a futile effort to have his original thread pulled down. This was the genesis for the Batshit Effect, a chain of events that lead to one of his flunkies in the Reston Virginia office of All Points Logistics losing his job, his home, multiple criminal charges and his wife losing her job because of his sense of entitlement and intellectual superiority. On the plus side, if he did not commit career self murder for Phil, Hack would not have his sweet gig as Director of Media Relations.

Hack Stone

Phil’s failed attempt startled in April 2014, but really took off in June 2014, inspiriring countless additional threads. Those sure were good times, when posers went all in on the lie, not like the lightweights we see today.

Green Thumb

We should have some form of commemorative post or thread recognizing the anniversary.

It is really the only proper thing to do and to ensure The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) gets the respect he so genuinely deserves.

Graybeard

I don’t know if word got out that when they run with the lie they just get tireder and more humiliated, or if the current crop of phonies is just that sad.

Green Thumb

Agreed.

Not to may have that “Phildosical” quality these days.

rgr769

Yes, they were. All those threats of lawers and some actual lawsuits. Plus, we had sockpuppets and defenders of the phonies aplenty. Those were the days. We certainly had some fabulous fakers.

MarineDad61

Hack Stone, Green Thumb, Graybeard, and rgr769,

Holy crap.
I deployed the VG/TAH search window
(FU of Google assist),
and VG lists this history of Monkress.

For any other relative newbies (not here in 2013),
an education.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?page_id=90114&q=Monkress

Green Thumb

“Phony” Phil probably has the most cumulative posts on this site.

And he definitely earned everyone on of them.

Bud Light should do a poser can and have the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) on it.

It could be a Navy SEAL theme, a Native American theme or a Law Enforcement theme as “Phony” Phil Monkress has claimed all three.

Devtun

Benny Johnson has a short video here w/ a bunch of funny Biteme memes after his latest fall. It also shows PINO all confused on stage before his speech to the Air Force Academy graduating cadets. This is so embarrassing. 81 million votes, people.
The Best Biden FALLING Memes On The Internet | Meme Review! – YouTube

Hate_me

Is there a link to the headline photo? Not really sure what’s going on.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone is waiting in line to donate a pint of blood in memory of Elaine Ricci at the American Red Cross. The questionnaire wants to know if Hack Stone has had sex with a male. Does fucking with the Vice President of a proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the Federal Government for the past ten years count?

Tallywhagger

Any reason to believe that she may be of the Altoona Ricci community?

Tallywhagger

Anybody hearing from Frankie Cee?