“This Interview’s Over, Folks”
At a recent Trump rally, reporter Christina Bobb interviewed a gentleman who claimed he was in the Marines. Christina Bobb immediately responded that she was in the Marines as well. After asking him a few questions, the answers just rolled off his tongue.
I *think* somewhere in there he said “recon” but I’m not entirely sure. She asked another question and it drowned it out a bit. It was probably for the best – that way no classified mission secrets get out into the public.
As Dana Carvey / The Church Lady would say…
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Marine Recon, Marines, None
I can’t talk it… all classified
Here’s the classified link to the classified MOS’s
http://www.mosdb.com/marine-corps/
don’t tell anyone.
Like, I scrolled through the entire list and I couldn’t find any that were blacked out or redacted 😄
I’m not allowed to view classified information on this network at work…can someone just read me the one that says Secret Squirrel? It’s kinda like a Red Squirrel but on our side!
What’s so special about flying into places? Americans fly into places on a regular basis… To Dallas, Las Vegas, Reno, Seattle, Chicago, New York, etc.
Damnit! You’re not supposed to talk about that!!
“…over Macho Grande?”
I don’t think I’ll ever get over Macho Grande:
We’ll be flying in low, below their radars… surprise attack.
When will you be home again?
I can’t tell you, that’s classified.
Probably misquoted the original but that always cracked me up. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore.
Flying into Chicago, you should earn an immediate CIB. 🙄
Special, alright… that was “sheltered language,” dude.
P.S. I’ll give him a hint:
Hahahahaha!
I hope this guy gets famous.
His actions are Phil-do’s Disembodied Empty Head® approved!
Oddly, when I get interviewed its usually the reporter that says, “This Interview’s Over, Folks”
Starting to think it might be something about me.
If you listen close he does claim RECON, slacker doesn’t even have a puppy.
Would this be before or after you said “I flew into dark places.”?
Does that make me a “Ukraine Era Veteran”?
More like a “Ukraine Times Veteran.”
Can I claim Ukraine service as a member on the retiree rolls? I mean I would go serve direct but they would take away my check so eff that.
Hey, Hunter can go redeem himself after comin’ up hot on that piss test!
Were you wearing that pink robe for the interview
No, but I had on lucky slippers.
Good for her. She was sharp. Maybe she’s seen this before.
She knows what a turd walks, talks and smells like.
Good job.
Piano meets Coyote
Are we SURE he wasn’t some RangerSEALsooperdooperViperSniperReconDelta Dude?
He was Marine RECON….Really Eating Crayons Over Night.
RAPIDLY Eating Crayons Over Night
Years ago a friend of mine posted the photo of a shipmate from Parris Island in his dress blues in the mess hall, but they photoshopped crayon stains on the corners of his mouth and snuck the crayola logo in there somewhere. The guy walked in, looked thoughtfully at it for a second and said “well… they’re not wrong.”
Wish I had seen it. Everyone got a good laugh and he was a great sport about it.
I need to let her know I’m back on the market.
Born in Kentucky, 5’11”, 150… that’s a tall drink of water you are messing with.
https://www.legit.ng/ask-legit/biographies/1451159-christina-bobbs-biography-age-height-net-worth-husband/
I’m 6’3″ so, exactly what I need. It’s tough to find tall, beautiful, single women. A vet who sort of went down range to boot? Sign me up.
The ex of 25 years was decently hot but only 5’4″. I swore if I ever singled up all the future GF’s would have to be a minimum of 66″ to be admitted to this ride. I’m 2 for 3 so far. The last one actually believed she was 5’6″, and even had it on her driver’s license, but she was 5’4″.
First red flag: “I did.”
All-Points Logistics must have had a booth there.