Brent A HABETLER – Sir Lies-a-lot. – Stolen Valour Canada

| March 16, 2023

A while back our compatriots “Up There” exposed this Brent Habetler fellow.

It seems Sir Lies-a-lot has exposed a little bit himself. 

On March 13, 2023, Lloydminster RCMP received a report of a male who was committing an indecent act at Bioclean Aquatics Center. As a result of an investigation, Lloydminster RCMP arrested 45-year-old Mr. S.B. Habetler, a resident of Lashburn, Sask. He has been charged with:

Indecent Act


Habetler was taken before a Justice of the Peace on March 14, 2023 and released on conditions with his next court date set for April 4, 2023, at Lloydminster Provincial Court.

A short time later on March 14, Lloydminster RCMP located Habetler outside a local daycare, which was a breach of his release conditions. Habetler was subsequently arrested and charged with breach of release conditions. Habetler was taken back before a Justice of the Peace and remanded in custody. He appeared in court on March 15, 2023, and was again released for a future court date of April 4, 2023.

Lloydminster RCMP believe there may be additional victims and encourage those individuals to come forward. A photo of Habetler is being provided to aid in identification purposes for victims.

If you have any information on this crime or any other crime, you are asked to contact the Lloydminster RCMP at 780-808-8400 or your local police. If you wish to remain anonymous, you can contact Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477 (TIPS) online at or by using the “P3 Tips” app available through the Apple App or Google Play Store.

As with all Valor Vultures, I highly recommend you keep them away from kiddies.

Ahh… the ole cherry atop again.

Source: Brent A HABETLER – Sir Lies-a-lot. – Stolen Valour Canada

Category: Valor Vultures

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Brits, ‘Nucks, and Aussies
have a much simpler and easier term
to describe their military phonies and Stolen Valor types.

A simple 4 letter word. “WALT”.


Our very own Green Thumb has a simple 4 letter words for these types:



TURD rhymes with WALT so I’m good with either.

Green Thumb


President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

An even better 4 letter word would be any of the following:


For anyone who enjoys watching the Brits do their thing on WALTs…
It’s a public page on the Book of the Fake.

The Walter Mitty Hunters Club HQ17K likes • 19K followers


Turn this CAPOS (CocksuckerAsininePieceOfSh^t) over to the Real Warriors of FIRST Nation and see how he likes being “tickled” by their War Clubs running thru The Gauntlet. What say ye, Hatchet?

We’ll go ahead and get this out of the way…Chippy has a new format for the Vaunted TAH As(s)teroid of Insults. This would be a good place to show how efficient it is. I make a motion for said deployment. Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?


Second! Where’s that AYE?

RGR 4-78



Aye! Nuke this pervy POS!


OK Then….
Let me at the editing!!
We now have the new and improved (and less tedious and possibly, Ed/Mason and Mr Pink Robe approved) LINK to The As(s)teroid of Insults®™

I think the test worked the other day but let me know if YAY or NAY on this, or any other issues.

The As(s)teroid of Insults®™ ver. 3/17/23 Brent A HABETLER

RGR 4-78



And the Bunny of The Guns led the entire Chorus of Miscreanted, d’weeded and Adorable Deploreables in a rousing AMEN!

All Hail The Vaunted TAH As(s)teroid of Insults and the Keeper thereof…ChipNASA!



“Continue the operation. You may fire when ready.”


I say Hanging’s Too Good For Him! And I further respectfully submit that expending too many calories on this ugly pedo POS just wouldn’t be as much fun as using lots and LOTS of these calories. While I’ll easily agree this ugly lump of pedo shit is perfect Feet-first-MorBark-material, fire is so purgative and at the same time just so much fun to watch… In the mean time, I heartily second the motion for unleashing the TAH As(s)teroid of Insults and add my AYE with plenty of IRE to spare..
Mr. Chip, please fire at will.

A Proud Infidel®™

IMO he just needs to be sent somewhere and given at least six weeks of shit burning detail.

RGR 4-78

Justine Truhoe’s brother by another mother.

RGR 4-78

Alright, my day is complete, I got down dooted. 😀 


Hmmm. There is a vague resemblance and very probably not coincidental.

RGR 4-78


Skivvy Stackerr

What he bragged was his “Victoria Cross” sized manhood, turned out to be a “Toilet Seat” shooting badge.

A Proud Infidel®™

Are you dure it’s not a Public Restroom Toe-Tapping badge?

Green Thumb

The operational deployment this clown has had was in Phildo’s asshole.

A Proud Infidel®™

Interesting-looking little pus-nuts blubber-necked candyass – NOT! He looks like he still gets nightly enemas from his Mommy before he goes to bed in her basement!

Hack Stone

So when did All Points Logistics open an office in Lloybminster?

Hack Stone



I beat the crap out of this guy in high school and exposed him as a pedo then. He should be in prison.