Weekend Open thread
Don’t forget to adjust your clocks this weekend for Daylight Saving Time. Clocks advance an hour on Sunday morning. Enjoy your weekend!
Category: Open thread
Don’t forget to adjust your clocks this weekend for Daylight Saving Time. Clocks advance an hour on Sunday morning. Enjoy your weekend!
Category: Open thread
Magic 8-Ball, can the hardest working Director of Media Relations for a proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the Federal Government catch a break and score the highly coveted and rarely awarded First Comment for This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread? Magic 8-Ball says…
NO Hack has the FIRST…
I bow and drop the Scepter and Orb.
Rule on Hackness.
That software from a woman owned business seems to give Hack an unfair advantage.
Can we have Hack tested for performance enhancing substances?
(jk, ‘rats!)
Well played to the Stoned Hacker. Less than 5 seconds between the FIRST to the (have one on me) FIFTH contestant. Good to see that there is some competition back in the game. I really do need to quit giving that 10 count that I give…just to make it sporting. Good to see that you quit paying so much attention to Elaine and have downloaded your Y4K software that automatically blocks any of the legit deploreables from playing.
Hack Stone had to be driving around the NCR in order to post, since the IP of the corporate headquarters of the proud but humble woman owned business seems to be blocked from posting. Hack was passing by the Pentagon when the thread dropped.
Hack would also like to remind everyone that a very special Vice President of a proud but humble woman owned business will be turning 67 next Saturday, March 18. His birthday registry is at the Bethesda Goodwill Thrift Shop. Please be generous.
😉😎
https://giphy.com/gifs/cuco-summertime-hightime-eeBHARu88uMJ9WnY4A
Well, I would get Psalmer a case of Thunderbird, but apparently Gallo stopped making it!😢🍷
Floor varnish is an acceptable substitute. Gives new meaning when Psaul says he got floored last night.
First
Eat it!
Nomming I am@@@
(At least I ain’t SUCKING IT! )
1st
2 seconds out, congratulations Hack.
1st
FIRST!
Damn! Ten minutes short
With clocks moving ahead one hour this weekend, please be advised that this means one less hour of Phil Monkress being able to check the Merritt Island homeless population for hernias.
Whenever he isn’t blowing winos behind bus stops.
That’s why Phil Monkress will be sure to set his clock forward.
This is one of Phil Monkress’s favorite activities.
Knowing I’d never be the coveted FIRST this week, I opted to hang back and post some trivia. Enjoy!
DID YOU KNOW…?
Did prisoners of war once hold the commander of their camp as their own prisoner?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Spring is in the air!
Of course, I know it hasn’t arrived yet, and won’t for another couple of weeks. But have you noticed … it’s getting a bit warmer, the days are getting a bit longer, and things are getting a bit greener?
Or is it just me?
Whatever the case, the winter is soon to be behind us, and that means only one thing … spring. I hope you have a great one!
And if you haven’t already grabbed a copy, don’t forget – Did You Know…? Yet Another Compendium of Useless Trivia is still available on amazon.com and I’d be so grateful if you glom on to one.
Now, for the trivia of the week, read on!
Did you know …
… toothpaste is a lot older than most people think it is? Ancient Egypt had a form of toothpaste. Historians suggest that the oldest-known recipe for toothpaste comes from about the year 4 AD, when Egyptians used crushed rock salt, mint, dried flowers and pepper to make an abrasive powder for use on teeth. (I’ll give you three guesses on what the mint was for … and your first two don’t count.)
… cryovolcanoes exist? Not too different from regular volcanoes, cryovolcanoes have one unique feature – they only spew ice, not lava. Unsurprisingly, you don’t find cryovolcanoes on Earth. They are found on icy moons like Europa, around Jupiter, and Enceladus, circling Saturn. (Which would make old Vulcan the god of fire and ice, wouldn’t it?)
… the law in Arkansas makes it illegal to buy or sell blue light bulbs? (Glad K-Mart never had to worry about that.)
… a beloved children’s book was banned in one city in Poland? The city of Tuszyn, Poland, banned the classic Winnie the Pooh by A.A. Milne (1882-1956) because the illustrated depiction of Pooh shows him not wearing pants. (Wonder how the town feels about Donald Duck, then?)
… watering down beer once carried a death sentence? Under the Code of Hammurabi (1810 BC-1750 BC), sixth Amorite king of the old Babylonian Empire, watering down beer was a capital crime. (Talk about being strict!)
… the world’s record for largest coffee cup was set in 2019? In June of that year, the Mayor’s office in the city of Chinchiná, Colombia, created a coffee cup that will hold about 6,000 gallons of the brew. The cup was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the largest coffee cup in the world. (Six thousand gallons of coffee … sounds about right for my average Monday morning.)
Can we get that Code of Hammurabi reinstated. That swill known as Coors Light is a crime against humanity. And as Hack likes to say, if you have to worry about calories, you’ve got no business drinking beer.
I second that. Life is too short to drink shitty beer, so it should be shortened if you do.
Some say that Coors® Light™ was once almost called “Sex in a Canoe” because it’s next to fucking water!
Fucking next to water…
Colorado has been infected with CaliForncate-itis and it shows up in the beer.
… prisoners of war once held the commander of their camp hostage? In the Korean War, which lasted from 1950 to 1953, North Korean prisoners of war were being held in a United Nations camp commanded by U.S. Army Brigadier General Francis T. Dodd (1899-1973). On May 7, 1952, Dodd visited one of the compounds in the camp to listen to complaints by the prisoners. But when the gate opened to allow a work detail through, Dodd and one of his subordinates were grabbed by the prisoners. The subordinate got away, but the general was taken to the center of the camp and held hostage by the prisoners for 78 hours. He was finally released after negotiators gave in to a demand from the prisoners that the U.N. admit responsibility for bloodshed in the camps. Dodd was heavily criticized for handing the North Koreans a propaganda victory and an Army review board removed him from command and reduced him in rank to colonel. He was forced to retire the following year. Additional trivia note: Dodd was not even informed that the review board was meeting. He was thus not allowed to present any evidence on his behalf, and was even denied a copy of the review board’s report since the material was classified as Top Secret.
… U.S. currency lasts a while? Coins, for example, can last in circulation up to 30 years. But paper currency has different rates: a one-dollar bill lasts about 18 months; the five-dollar bill, two years; the ten-dollar bill, four years; and fifty- and hundred-dollar bills last about nine years. (But those two-dollar bills last forever!)
I still have a $2 bill in my wallet that I first received in 1997. It’s survived thunderstorms, sweat, and far too many drunken tumbles into water to count… only about half of it’s left, but it’s still there and identifiable (it’s outlasted a few wallets).
… a French nobleman’s wife became a pirate after his death? Jeanne de Clisson (1300-1359) was the wife of a nobleman, Olivier IV de Clisson (1300-1343), who was beheaded for treason. Jeanne was more than a little unhappy about that, and she sold the family lands and used the funds to purchase three warships. For the next thirteen years, Jeanne’s pirate fleet waged war against the ships of King Philip VI (1293-1350) and when she captured any French noblemen, she personally would behead them with an axe. Her practice was to leave one person on each ship alive, just to spread the tale. (Remind me to stay on her good side.)
… movies about space get a lot wrong? Sure, they’re supposed to be entertainment above all, but think on this: space is a vacuum. In films depicting space battle sequences such as the Star Wars series, the laser beams would not be visible, nor would the explosions be heard. (Yeah, but who wants to watch that in a theatre?)
… the population of the world is expected to double by 2080? Estimates say that our current 8 billion people will have become more than 16 billion by that year – assuming, of course, that something awful doesn’t happen. (Which is not to say that doubling our population itself isn’t something awful.)
… the highest point in North America is in Alaska? Denali, also called Mt. McKinley, stands 20,310 feet above sea level. Which is impressive, but … 38 peaks in South America are taller. (So there.)
Now … you know!
Honestly, I find it a very apropos and chilling effect when space shows get the sound correct.
For example, in the Firefly episode “Our Mrs. Reynolds,” a group of scavengers loudly panic as the integrity of their vessel is compromised, followed by silence as their bodies float into the void in an exterior view.
The shameless, self-aggrandizing plug for:
Did You Know…? Yet Another Compendium of Useless Trivia
-has been approved.
You’re the greatest!
CW – in the GB Compound AO the pine pollen has coated everything thicker than Col Sander’s batter on a drumstick.
Spring is definitely here, regardless of what the calendar says.
Insurrection built for ants?
It’s the 5 unearned medals talking again.
Bonus 1 – Big Sexy on his t-shirt…. that he sells.
Bonus 2 – Crucifix.
The videos are going to be made public. What Tucker Carlson showed obliterated leftist propagandist narratives about January 6, 2021, which was not an insurrection. That’s some BS claptrap that gullible people would fall for hook, line, and sinker.
The full Tucker Carlson episode:
https://rumble.com/v2c2tua-tucker-carlson-tonight-full-episode-monday-march-6.html
Not to mention the evil mastermind of the revolt who had to have Capitol cops show him where the main chamber was
This is absolutely the right call. Switch on the lights and watch the cockroaches scatter.
More updates here soon on both
Phony Vietnam Army Nurse LTC Maggie DeSanti
AND
James Witkowski American Legion Post 138, Mesa, Arizona.
Original March 2023
Maggie DeSanti drama log / blog and updates here:
Gregory Charles Banks – Valor Vulture
Dave Hardin | March 6, 2023
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=138205
<< MarineDad61 will be experiencing delay
in the pursuit of Maggie DeSanti and AL Post 138.
MarineGrandDad36 (age 86) is now seriously ill.
I sent an email about this to VG staff,
and also about
what may soon be happening at American Legion Post 138.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.
April 1-3 event for Vietnam Veterans.
Maggie DeSanti commented yesterday “? Where is this ?”
🙄🤔
“LA Times Writer Says ‘White’ Drivers Are ‘Polluting The Air’ Breathed By LA’s ‘People Of Color’”
https://www.foxnews.com/media/la-times-writer-white-drivers-polluting-air-breathed-las-people-color
“How White And Affluent Drivers Are Polluting The Air Breathed By L.A.’s People Of Color”
https://www.latimes.com/environment/newsletter/2023-03-09/white-drivers-are-polluting-the-air-breathed-by-l-a-s-people-of-color-boiling-point
“The article complained of the residents of ‘Whiter, more affluent neighborhoods’ spreading pollution in ‘Black and Latino neighborhoods'”
“LA Times writer Sammy Roth shared a piece claiming that many suffer an environmental form of racism thanks to White and affluent commuters in the Los Angeles area.”
“Roth described a study he had read claiming that it found, “[Los Angeles residents] who drive more tend to be exposed to less air pollution — and Angelenos who drive less tend to be exposed to more pollution.” He went on to say, “It’s a function of the racism that shaped this city and its suburbs, and continues to influence our daily lives — and a stark reminder of the need for climate solutions that benefit everyone.”
“He later added, “the map shows how residents of whiter, wealthier communities disproportionately drive to work through lower-income Latino and Black neighborhoods, spewing pollution. Residents of those neighborhoods can’t do much about it.”
“Solutions he suggested range from “ending the sale of most gasoline vehicles” to allowing more apartment construction in wealthier neighborhoods.”
“The study itself is titled, “Local Inequities in the Relative Production of and Exposure to Vehicular Air Pollution in Los Angeles.” The study’s abstract defines its findings in explicitly racial terms.”
Lies. Everyone knows white liberals drive Tesla’s.
Based on a long lifetime of frequent exposure to minority neighborhoods, may ol’ Poe suggest to that airhead reporter that he spend some time there and see in which communities he observes the most pollution-spewing automobile exhausts.
It won’t even be close… 🙄
Most of the vehicles in “communities of color” spend most of their automotive life idling in a driveway, at the curb or even in a traffic lane.
That said, the wealthy who still drive to work go out of their way to go around communities of color, rather than get car-jacked.
🤭😆😅
“Biden Gives ‘Black American Of Courage’ Award To Robert Downey Jr. For Role In ‘Tropic Thunder'”
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-gives-black-american-of-courage-award-to-robert-downey-jr-for-role-in-tropic-thunder
“During a prestigious ceremony held at the White House, President Biden bestowed the “Black American of Courage” award to actor Robert Downey Jr. for his pivotal role as a black man in the 2008 movie Tropic Thunder.”
“Awarding the white actor a black award equitably follows in the footsteps of First Lady Jill Biden, who recently gave the International Woman of Courage Award to a fat guy from Argentina squashed into a dress and caked with makeup to show young women around the world to never give up on their dreams of being crushed into oblivion and wiped from the history books.”
“If you’re not as black as Robert Downey, Jr., then you ain’t black,” said the President while standing next to Mr. Jr. who had insisted the award go to someone else while glancing nervously at all of the black people in the room.”
“Biden added that choosing a recipient had been difficult, as contenders for the prestigious award included Jimmy Kimmel, Justin Trudeau, Corn Pop, and Dr. Rachel Levine who had qualified by getting a spray tan that one time.”
“At publishing time, President Biden had replaced Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin with Robert Downey Jr. on the grounds that Austin was just not black enough for his diverse cabinet.”
Racist! SSG Osiris Lincoln should have got the CMH for that movie!
“Biden Again Claims ‘MAGA Republicans’ Called For ‘Defunding The Police”
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-again-claims-maga-republicans-called-defunding-police
“President Budrn on Thursday blasted “MAGA Republicans,” asserting that they want to defund the police and the FBI, flipping the GOP’s continual claims that the Democrats were the anti-police party.”
“MAGA Republicans are calling for defunding the police department and defunding the FBI now,” Biden said during an event at the Finishing Trades Institute in Philadelphia. “That’s a good one. I like that.”
Trying to explain to Biden why the FBI aren’t police would be like trying to explain to Biden why he isn’t Puerto Rican, black, intelligent, Jewish, Ukrainian or Vice President.
Give a moment’s thought that the federal government allows FBI agents to fly armed. Agents who’ve never made an arrest. Meanwhile, you, having been in close quarters fights with methheads cannot.
You should check out the video of the FBI guy doing back flips in the club, his weapon falling out of it’s holster and then grabbing it mid air and shooting a bystander in the leg. Comedy gold that one.
I can carry on a plane. It has to be on orders though. Never been that unlucky. Not sure I’d be happy with young inexperienced police carrying on a plane. I’ve seen dumb stuff that would have been a literal disaster on a plane.
😉😎
“Jane Fonda Suggests ‘Murder’ To Fight Abortion Laws In Wild Appearance On ‘The View'”
https://www.foxnews.com/media/jane-fonda-suggests-murder-fight-abortion-laws-wild-appearance-the-view
“Hollywood icon and far-left activist Jane Fonda suggested abortion-seeking women shouldn’t abide by laws and could even resort to “murder” in order to have control of their bodies on Friday during a wild appearance on “The View.”
“Behar then asked the 85-year-old Fonda what can be done aside from “marching” and protesting the overturning of Roe v. Wade by the Supreme Court.”
“Well, I’ve thought of murder,” Fonda said during cross-talk before her “Grace and Frankie” co-star Lily Tomlin asked her to repeat herself.”
“Murder,” Fonda said again as the reliably liberal panel burst into laughter.”
“She’s just kidding,” Behar said hastily, before motioning. “Wait a second… They’ll pick up on that and just run with it. She’s just kidding.”
“Fonda then gave Behar a long stare that created even more laughter, making it unclear whether Fonda was still joking. Hostin then segued awkwardly to discussing Fonda’s activism.”
“Fonda has long been an outspoken advocate for the far-left, and many veterans of the Vietnam War still refer to her as “Hanoi Jane,” recalling Fonda’s disastrous trip to North Vietnam in 1972 when she was photographed on an anti-aircraft gun used to shoot down American pilots. The actress has long since apologized for the incident.”
Ho’s #1 ho
There are few people I really wish would die. She’s one of them. What a vile cunt.
Agreed. I’ve always utterly abhorred her movie Barbarella and any other movie she’s ever been in and have always regarded her as a utterly obnoxious cunt that rose to some brand of Hollywood status via her Daddy’s coat-tails… Still do. I have no doubt that when she dies, her first vision of the Spirit world will be several thousand dead US soldiers – quietly – accusingly – pointing at her, waiting for her to dignify all of her worldly deeds and words. Her fast-track to Hell? In a million years of trying, she’ll never be able to dignify any of those self-centred deeds and words to any the honoured fallen.. To that end; may Hanoi Jane’s final eternal reward be to slowly rot and burn in Hell for..forever.
Welllll …. I actually like “Cat Ballou.”
As someone said, I don’t wish for anyone’s death, but there are a few obituaries that I eagerly await reading. Hers is one of them.
Her grave will look like an Agent Orange test site.
I still sometimes wonder how many times “Hanoi Jane” Fonda gave head to Genera Giap and his Staff when she was over there?
Shit on that Communist Traitor Whore.
“Visa, Mastercard, Discover pause work on code that would track gun purchases”
https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/visa-mastercard-discover-pause-work-code-would-track-gun-purchases
“Companies back off plan to track gun store purchases following pushback from Republican lawmakers”
“Visa Inc., MasterCard Inc., and Discover Inc., have paused their work on a plan to track when cardholders make purchases at gun stores.”
“The payment processing companies said Thursday they have suspended their work on the International Organization for Standardization’s new merchant category code (MCC) for firearms and ammunition stores. The move was first reported by Bloomberg.”
This is why we have elections
Just heard about this on Hannity and others in the last day or two. Good thing VISA and MC smartened up as well. Initial reports were that Discover got the ball rolling after intense ass chewings from politicos and mostly customers threatening them to dump them.
Look forward to it every year – get to say I forgot it was DST and report to work an hour later.
Oh Great, All-Wise and All-Knowing Magic 8-Ball: Is the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) a massive turd?
Well…
Well looky there, another weekend is here, and I declare myself “PRESENT” as I award myself Honorary Forst once again.
((((OVER))))
BTW, who was the first to declare themself “First” on the WOT’s here?
Present.
Y’all have a fantastic weekend.
One I use
Büro Von Alkohol, Tabak, Feurwaffen, und Bööm-Bööm ?????
(^__^)
Actor & US Army vet, Robert Blake, dies at age 89. Most remembered for the 1970s crime series Baretta. His big break in Hollywood was appearing in the 1959 war movie about the Korean War “Pork Chop Hill’. Blake’s drama off screen overshadowed his Hollywood career.
Army Vet Robert Blake Lived a Troubled Life in Hollywood | Military.com
Man, I honestly thought he had died a while back.
A looooong while back… 😳
Here he is with Bogie.
And “The Little Rascals”
He was something in David Lynch’s Lost Highway.
Lynch never made a mistake in his movies, Mister Blake’s performance was proof of this.
See you on the other plane, Bobby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZowK0NAvig
Whelp, the inevitable implosion brought about by pumping trillions of uneeded dollars into the economy then trying to suck it back out has begun. Will the Federal Reserve print enough money to cover all the losses they created for the banking industry, their creditors and bond investment funds? Who will be able to afford $10 a gallon gasoline and $20 a dozen eggs after their IRA is gone? Hang on kiddies it’s going to be a rough ride….
^THIS!
2008 Now Redux 2, wherein Pewpew Powell taps the DoD to reanimate COL Kurtz into a cybernetic android with an operation system entitled “BERNANKE’S REVENGE” ‘arc lights’ every asset to infinity with 1s-and-0s.
“Never [let go of the ‘print’ button]…unless you’re going all the way”
Jane Fonda says and does more stupid things:
https://www.theblaze.com/news/fonda-calls-murder-comment-joke
Hack Stone just received a phone call from Marvin (with the Indian accent) regarding all kinds of things he can do to Stately Stone Manor.
Marvin: Hello, this is Marvin from American Home Improvement. How are you?
Hack Stone: I am well. Is there any other information that you require?
Marvin: Well, sir, the reason for my call is blah blah blah… Are you the homeowner?
Hack Stone: No, I like girls.
Marvin: Are you the homeowner?
Hack Stone: No, I’m not a homo, I like girls.
Marvin: Sir, are you the homeowner?!
Hack Stone: No, I am heterosexual, I like girls.
Then he hung up before Hack Stone could offer him a great deal on outdated overpriced Red Hat Software.
You should have referred him the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics).
Just do like I do and forward those spam calls to the Indian Embassy. They can have a good talk. It was a little confusing last month when the DAs office tried to call me from an unknown number. I got a very interesting Email after that.
JUST do like I do and preach The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster to the caller until they cuss and hang up!
The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster, Sauce be upon him.
Hey just asking, is anyone else having problems getting on to TAH®™ from their desktop? Mine has repeatedly not been able to go on while my iPhone has no problem at all!
Does anyone here with expertise
want to examine US ARMY MEDALS CERTIFICATES?
Today I found medals certificates (x4) posted on Twitter,
by a suspected phony.
I can put up the Twitter screenshot
AND the certificate photo JPG files,
if there is sufficient interest here.
Yes, others in my orbit are looking at them now.
I have sent email to VG,
asking for the best expert
on examining ARMY medals certificates.
That said,
I have a long day tomorrow,
with MarineGrandDad36 going into the hospital.
Let me know.
Thanks. 🙂
IF this suspected phony
faked or fabricated medals certificates,
this becomes a big thing, yes?
Baseline for my suspicion(s).
2022 US Army FOIA, listing
3 years of US Army service between 2011 and 2014.
8 medals and ribbons listed, including
1 Army Commendation Medal.
Note – No listing of Army Achievement Medal.
Yes, the 2nd of my 2 photo uploads,
coming soon,
will show
2 medals certificates for Army Achievement Medals.
Out of my wheelhouse yet standing by for a helping of phony de jour!
You and yours are in my home’s thoughts and prayers.
Thank you, Roh-Dog.
YOU BE THE JUDGE
In your opinion…
How many of these 2 medals certificates
pass the authenticity test?
2 ?
1 ?
or 0 ?
You be the judge.
Anyone else with a medal certificates review?
On these 2 Army Commendation Medal certificates,
certainly the SIGNATURES should raise a flag ?
2 medals certificates for Army Achievement Medals.
Reminder, the US Army FOIA lists NONE.
Zero.
In your opinion…
How many of these 2 medals certificates
pass the authenticity test?
2 ?
1 ?
or 0 ?
You be the judge.
One is incorrect. You can’t get two awards for the same actions. The dates are the same. Probably the top one was issued in error due to the use of the Hollywood call sign unit name instead of the official name of the Company and replaced with the bottom one. Just a guess though.
An AAM is a very low level award. The soldier would have to add it at the Brigade S1 to get it added to his official records.
5JC,
You’re gettin’ warm. 🙂
More to find.
Check permanent order PO #s.
Possible fake medals certificates.
Tough to compete with a new VG article on
possible fake service dog.
LOL
On my own,
now receiving completed reviews and conclusions
about these 4 medals certificates.
So far…..
Retired Army MajorCurrent Army National Guard CaptainRetired Army WO-3 Chief Warrant Officer
NONE of the above believe all 4 certificates are authentic.
NONE believe 3 of the 4 certificates are authentic.
1 believes 2 certificates may be authentic.
2 believe only 1 certificate may be authentic.
Unanimous conclusion of the first 3 Army veterans
to closely examine these for me,
and report back with their conclusions…..
MINIMUM 2 FAKE MEDALS CERTIFICATES.
IF any Army veteran here
wishes to carefully review these 4 medals certificates,
and have your review and conclusions
included in my statistics….
Please comment below,
with your Army rank and status,
and your conclusions.
Thank you. 🙂
THANK YOU to the staff at VG…
For some timely and valuable assistance
on verifying 4 publicly posted Army medals certificates.
IF VG wishes to blow him out (now),
by all means go to it.
Feel free to EMAIL me for MORE background info
on this (now) twice proven
5 medals phony, and now…..
3 fake certificates forger.
Again, thanks, guys. 🙂
Obviously forged signatures, different awards from different commands with overlapping dates. Yeah, I’m betting on 0 authentic
AZtoVA,
Good observations.
1 appears to be authentic.
Only 1.
He could have told the truth in December 2022.
But no.
He pulled this stunt.
And dug his hole deeper.
Leading to this new March 2023 stunt
with
fabricated, forged, fake certificates.