There are Sharks in the Ocean

| January 4, 2023

Watchin’ the sun bake all of those tourists covered with oil

Slow news day today, at least until the Congress Critter Cluster Foxtrot is back on. So slow Fox has broken the stunning news that sharks lack the courtesy to avoid beaches frequented by non-marine mammals. People, in other words. This revelation was exposed via drone video while over a beach at Oz.

Close call: Drone captures massive shark swimming near unsuspecting beachgoer

Sam Wood captured the video at Hillarys Dog Beach on Dec. 28. He said he was filming about a half-mile away and immediately called officials to inform them of the shark spotting.

By Chris Oberholtz, FOX Weather

HILLARYS, Australia – A tiger shark was seen swimming within feet of unsuspecting beachgoers with their dogs in Western Australia.

Drone footage posted online Monday showed the outline of the enormous fish close to the shore of Hillarys outside Perth.

Sam Wood captured the video at Hillary’s Dog Beach on Dec. 28 and shared it on his Wanderlust Flyer Instagram account.

Fox News

Let’s get past Hillary’s Dog Beach first, then consider: The breathless hyperbole is laughable. The Galeocerdo cuvier in question moseyed over, found the human monumentally disinteresting and lazily departed. Other scenes from the video show similar non-event encounters. Are you sitting down? These happen All. The. Time. We would ‘show the flag’ in our helo over summer-time Atlantic coast beaches from Maine to the Keys, my door open and in the gunner’s belt. I would wave at the beach bunnies and count all the sharks in between swimmers. There were a lot of sharks.

Found this humorous and needed a break from stupid. Seeya on the beach.

Category: Blue Skies, Humor, It's science!

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Sharks in the ocean.
Bears in the woods,
panthers as well.
Oh, and coyotes, bobcats, feral hogs.

“Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!”

People can be astoundingly stupid.



Skivvy Stacker

The perfect chick flick.
Two women fighting each other to the death over a pair of shoes.


They say most shark attacks take place in three feet of water.

This is why I never bathe.


Just one? They should take a look at the Sebastian inlet.


I can remember back in the day that ‘Monster Hole’ always seemed to have one or two of varying sizes.


Not really concerned about the sharks in the water. My concern is the sharks in the District of Criminals. We’re all gonna die, someday, somehow. Never thought that I would be taxed to death, just taxed until death.

A Proud Infidel®™

AND you’ll be taxed AFTER death, the “Inheritance tax”!

Hack Stone

Can’t authorities erect signs reading “No Shark Zone”? It works with those gun free zones to keep the bad guys from shooting up the joint.

RGR 4-78

Hillary’s a dog beach. That is enough reason to stay away. 😆 

It is only a matter of time until the sharks learn that the taste and smell of sunscreen in the water means food.

Hack Stone

Speaking of sharks, two weeks from today is the fifth anniversary of the death of everyone’s favorite Not An Honorary Chief Petty Officer, Daniel Bernath. The man made a lasting impression in Bonita Springs Florida. There was supposed to be a flyover tribute during his funeral service, but all of the aircraft crashed when they ran out of fuel.


5 fucking years?!?!? You’ve got to be shitting me. (Hack Stone wouldn’t shit me, I’m his favorite turd!)

Hack Stone

How would you like to be on the funeral detail to be assigned to his funeral? Is it true that All Points Logistics sent a bouquet of flowers?

Green Thumb

Not only that, The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO All-Points Logistics) authorized the use of his HQ facility in Merritt A\Island, Florida to do the funeral.

Word also has it that The Big Turd Kieth Riley Keeton, Paul-mer (of the ballsack) and Turd Bolling were in attendance.

A Proud Infidel®™

I was up there on his list living rent-free in his head, remember some of the anti-Semitic posts he did about me?

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

Is NAHCPO DB still flying straight and level at -6ft AGL?

The only time he has ever been able to maintain steady altitude. That is why ATC got after him on the radio on that final flight. He just couldn’t do straight and level, either as a lawer or a pilot.


Five (5) years?
It was such a relief to see him get his due.

Still holding -6 Angels though.



President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

That picture still makes me LOL!





NEVER mess with those Australian Shark Huntress…

Boy, talk about DEADLY….



A Classic…


President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neande

And you wonder (maybe not) where Mel Brooks got his idea for “Candygram for Mongo” in Blazing Saddles.
(and there’s always the Warner Bros/Bugs Bunny influence)

A Proud Infidel®™

Aaaah, the ORIGINAL SNL from back in the day when it was genuinely funny!


From 1956.

“Rabbitson Crusoe”

7 minutes of pure delight.



Who knew a shark would be a member of a Rock Group…

 😉  😎 

jeff LPH 3 63-66

I was under the impression that down under the Aussies used nets that were strung along their beaches. Is it a myth that sharks play cards.????


Always sad I never went the door-gunner route.

Skivvy Stacker

I wonder if sharks prefer tourists covered with olive oil, or sesame oil, or corn oil…

Veritas Omnia Vincit

I’m still amused by a recent piece I saw that stated they were showing “Ten Methods For Avoiding Shark Attacks” and not one of the ten was “get out of the fucking water”…

Old tanker

It’s not like the sharks live and hunt in the ocean after all… Sheesh the stupidity…

One would think that they should put up shark free zone signs out in the water and keep the sharks away. Isn’t that how they prevent shootings and murder???


Speaking of Sharks…

“Attorney Speaks Out On Potential Legal Action To Prevent Trans Teacher From Wearing Z-Cup Breasts To Class
Kayla Lemieux Wears A Wig And Fake Breasts To School”

“Parents at Oakville Trafalgar High School in Canada are considering pursuing legal action to stop transgender teacher Kayla Lemieux from wearing Z-cup prosthetic breasts to class.”

“Rishi Bandhu, an attorney and parent of a child at the school, spoke out about the issue, saying teachers should be required to adhere to the same dress code as students.”

“Bandhu added he and other parents have been labeled as discriminatory and bigoted because opponents paint them as not believing transgender people have rights. ”

“That’s an extreme view,” he said.”

“What we need is a constructive approach, some constructive dialogue and some common sense on this issue.”