Wonderful Toys

| October 11, 2022

Insufferable Show-Offs, err, Royal Marines in New York Harbour(sic)

The Royal Navy has been testing out the concept of jet suit assault teams for about two years, and last year confirmed the suits could be used to stealthily board ships. They were designed by Gravity Industries and use ~1,000bhp of thrust to reach speeds of 80+mph and remain aloft for more than 10 minutes.

The firm’s founder and chief test pilot, Richard Browning, served in the British Royal Marines. Mr. Browning flew his own jet suit around the HMS Queen Elizabeth, and his company released a video that showed its operators working with the Royal Marines to operate from rigid inflatable boats and the Royal Navy offshore patrol ship HMS Tamar.

Now they’re zipping around New York City showing the flag. The pricks.

WATCH: British Royal Marines testing jetpacks that can reach speeds of 80 mph

It was designed and built by Richard Browning, a former Royal Marine reservist
Frank MilesBy Frank Miles | Fox News

Look up in the sky.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane — wait, is it Iron Man?!

Without the benefit of stunt wires, green screen and CGI, the British Royal Marines recently experimented with a jetpack that can reach speeds of 80 mph and climb to 12,000 feet, FOX 13 reported.

The jetpack was designed and built by Richard Browning, a former Royal Marine reservist and Gravity Industries founder and chief test pilot, The Times reported.

Fox News

OK, Royal Marines are BAMFS. Got it. Glad they’re on our side. They also know the US military is sorely lagging in attracting new recruits, and they bring these? The cool factor is off the charts.  Fortunately, our Perfumed Princex are monitoring the pulse of our society to ensure the diversity of our military.

MEMORANDUM FOR SENIOR PENTAGON LEADERSHIP (SEE DISTRIBUTION)
COMMANDERS OF THE COMBATANT COMMANDS

DEFENSE AGENCY AND DOD FIELD ACTIVITY DIRECTORS

SUBJECT: Actions to Improve Racial and Ethnic Diversity and Inclusion in the U~S. Military

Diversity and inclusion in the Department are moral imperatives – to ensure every member of the Total Force is treated with dignity and respect. Mission readiness and efficacy at strategic and tactical levels are increased when every member of the team is valued and afforded an opportunity to contribute to the effective defense of the Nation.

Diversity Defense

Category: Big Pentagon, Blue Skies, Diversity, Government Incompetence, Humor

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ninja

Wasn’t this in a Sean Connery James Bond flick, i.e. “Thunderball”

Since I have to approve this anyway,
Go Navy!
AW1

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ninja

Wasn’t this in “Thunderball”?

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SFC D

Looks a little like skeet shooting off the stern of a cruise ship…

SKYJUMPER

…..with a Phalanx.

A Proud Infidel®™

R2D2 with a minigun and a seriously pissed-off attitude!

2banana

I would be more impressed with a single working aircraft carrier.

26Limabeans

Reminds me of my nightly flights aboard the CPAP machine.

AW1 Rod

Maybe I missed it, but I didn’t see any of those guys carrying anything more lethal than a boarding ladder.

11B-Mailclerk

Buzzing Bobbies

A Proud Infidel®™

Oh, PIFFY-PUFF-PISH in your pickle pudding, *harrumph* I say, *harrumph*!

AZRobert

The New All Electric Navy will have their version using a huge lithium battery backpack that when wet, the fun begins or new Banzai Missions.

Anna Puma

Oohhh!!!! Shiny!

David

Nothing screams stealth like a compact jet engine!

Sapper3307

He has been in the L.A airspace for a while.
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jeff LPH 3 63-66

Wasn’t this on the site awhile ago????

Hack Stone

This should cut down on those Article 87 NJP’s for missing the ship when the Liberty Port Call ends.

Mick

Does anyone know what the glide ratio of a Royal Marine is when his jetpack fails/flames out while he’s doing 80 knots at 200′ AGL?

KoB

Bob Seger opines “…like a rock…”

Sapper3307

Bernasty speed?

Anna Puma

Laden or unladen?

David

Imagine…a keyring

Anonymous

Like Tom Petty sang, “Freefallin’… “

Graybeard

Probably not ready for armed resistance from a hostile vessel, unless they get some kind of ‘shoot where I’m looking’ gun going, too.

But for some search parties or merchant vessel recovery, probably do some good.

rgr769

They forgot the sexual deviants in their inclusivity scheme.

Old tanker

They say this is “STEALTHY”??? Only if you are assaulting a position manned by totally deaf people. Those are unmuffled turbo fan jet engines they are using to scoot around.

IMO it would be a case of the clay pigeons assaulting a set of skeet shooters since while aloft the flying skeet cannot defend themselves.