Joe’s Handlers- Release the Monkeypox!

| August 4, 2022

Right on time.

The World Health Organization (WHO) has activated its highest alert level for the growing monkeypox outbreak, declaring the virus a public health emergency of international concern.

This designation means the WHO now views the outbreak as significant enough a threat to global health that a coordinated international response is needed to prevent the virus from spreading further and potentially escalating into a pandemic.

The declaration does not impose requirements on national governments, it serves as a warning and a call for action.

Sensing impending doom, PINO Joe’s Handlers are all onboard hoping for renewed, onerous quarantine mandates.

Biden administration declares monkeypox a public health emergency

Monkeypox has infected an estimated 6,600 Americans

By Bradford Betz | Fox News

Department of Health and Human Services Secretary Xavier Becerra on Thursday said he was declaring a public health emergency over the monkeypox outbreak.

“In light of evolving circumstances on the ground, I am declaring a public health emergency on #monkeypox,” Becerra said in a statement. “We are prepared to take our response to the next level in addressing this virus and we urge every American to take monkeypox seriously.”

The monkeypox outbreak has infected more than 6,600 Americans. The emergency declaration frees up federal money and other resources to fight the virus, which may cause fever, body aches, chills, fatigue and pimple-like bumps on many parts of the body. A public health emergency can be extended, similar to what happened during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Fox News

Some 16,000 cases of monkeypox have been reported across more than 70 countries so far this year, according to WHO data. Five deaths from the virus have been reported in Africa. Men who have sex with men are currently the predominate disease vector.

Caution public math- 6600 Americans is about .00002% of the US population. It’s not much of a virus, but it’s all they have on hand. With luck they can start another full blown pandemic scare right before the elections.

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Hack Stone

What the fk? Did Dezwaanuts get his feewings hurted and go fmj?

He. Is. In. A. World. of Ssshit.


What does Ass Pox have to do with Alcatrazona still not being able to count tens of thousands of ‘early votes’, Ed?

It’s really unfair for you to insinuate that a “health emergency” can sway the outcome of an election by increasing access to unaccounted for ballots in November.

This is egregious, even for you conspiracy nuts!


Wait, fairness is not in the TAH By-try-nonbinary-laws?

(Secretly, I think you’re perfect just the way you are. Don’t tell annnnyyyone)

USMC Steve

Except that is just what happened…


Pride Pox?


But fair.


Did you contract this from elmSTREET and/or PDW?

It seems the same meme vortex has got us both, which means I’m in great company!


REDDIT the worst place.


The just flushed Quite Frankly (worth a watch, imho) and all his subthreads, to include a bookclub.

Reddit is a bucket of scum that aspires to be a cesspool for a taco stand staffed by a half-dozen cloned Dan Bernaths.


Next on PBS.


Stolen humor?

Amateur Historian

Well, I’m not playing this game again.
🖕@US Government

A Proud Infidel®™

 “The emergency declaration frees up federal money and other resources to fight the virus,”

And how much of that money is going RIGHT INTO the pockets of certain politicians? just look at how many were handily invested in Pfizer during the Great China Virus Panic.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Dollars to donuts if we didn’t have November elections coming up; we wouldn’t have all these viruses coming up.


I am counting 6000 US cases and zero US dead from a virus spread mostly by butt sex.

Better shut down the world economy and have everyone vote for the US Congress by mail.

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There is a silver lining, at least this virus has symptoms unlike the last one the unchecked tyrants used to justify subsuming more power.


Reminds me of the early days of AIDS when it was confined to junkies, gays, and Haitians. Think it was Robin Williams who said “the really hard part is trying to convince your parents that you’re really Haitian.”

USMC Steve

And almost every one of those cases is among sexual deviates.


I don’t folk will panic (except in NYC) this time.


Forgot “think”…


Per the previous thread on this, I am still tested safe from acquiring the pox. Hack Stone (per his comment on that same thread)? Not so much, maybe.

A Pox be unto all of the despotic, grifting tyrants that want to make us subjects.


Have they given any thought to executing the carriers and incinerating the corpses?


Do you have a newsletter from which I may unsubscribe?

Pretty sure I’m on enough FIB watchlists already.



TACAN antenna! Well played!

Few, if any, of these earthbound TAH non-Naval Aviation schlubbos are going to know what a TACAN is!

Heh heh heh!


Mick, you talking about the Tactical Air Navigation system antenna that helps them maverick danger zone pile its goose their aerial artillery platform back to their floating airfield from the danger zone? Having a beacon giving bearing and distance might come in handy when you can’t just turn left where the volley ball game was played last night. You may want to turn the system off when you’re heading towards the ladies room. Hate for the emcon spike to tell the FIRST (ht 2 Tox) Place doods where you lost your loving feelin’.

Fed Bois don’t need no stinkin’ antennas. They have badges.


Feeling the need, eh?


DA Form 6 is a merciless taskmaster.


KoB abd Roh-Dog…


Poor AW1Ed…

Poor Mick….





Tha Tacan is a wonderful bird that sells sugary cereal to kids.

The Stranger

No, that’s a Toucan! Follow the nose, it always knows!


How much do you want to bet that they enact the lockdown and election rules from 2020 to ensure that everyone is “safe” as the Democrats sweep the election despite how the vote actually goes. Oh, and you can’t question the election because it’s unlawful to do so when the Democrats win by more than 100% of the vote in their area.


It’s not Monkey Pox.
It’s Harambe’s Revenge




When I was a kid there was a Monkey cage at the MDC Zoo
just outside Boston. The Monkeys would jack off at the visitors,
most of whom were unaware while the rest were disgusted.
I wonder if one could catch the pox from touring the cage.
Revenge indeed!


So….? We’re back up?
Don’t do that to me!!!! I was legit getting nervous.

As much as this is The Island of Misfit Toys it also is an exception to the Marxian Rule regarding club membership, imv,vho.

Dave Hardin

The Russians did it. There was an outage of service where we run our servers.
“It seems that one of the network switches had failed, causing the encountered issue to occur.
At this moment, the switch has been already replaced and the needed configurations applied.
Before checking your websites and testing them we advise you to clear the cache of your browser.
The team apologizes for the inconvenience that this issue has caused.”

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Thanks for the update and double to our server monkeys!
It all sounds so very technical so I’ll suspend further embarrassments for ignorance and apathy consume me equally in these matters.

…[One] can see it from here!

G’nite, Gentlemen.


Ok. As long as it was the Russians and not The Soviet.

RGR 4-78

“The Russians did it. There was an outrage of service where we ruin our swervers.
“It seems that one of the network twitches had failed, causing the encountered issue to occult.
At this moment, the twitch has been already replaced and the needed conflagrations applied.
Before checking your websites and testing them we advise you to clear the cactus of your trousers.
The team apologizes for the inconvenience that this issue has cauterized.”

You go Dave, thanks for keeping us up and rutting. 😋 

Old tanker

The dementia in chief already let the cat out of the bag during a speech earlier. He admitted that there was yet another pandemic on the way, and lo and behold monkey pox shows up on schedule. How much you want to bet once this administration is over that the pandemics magically stop?