An Ode to my Intellectual Superiors in the Nirther Movement

Apologies (sincere) to Tennyson.

One more blog, one more blog,
one more blog to conquer,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the brave Nirthers.
“Forward, ye Patriots!
“Charge for the guns!” he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the brave Nirthers.
2.
“Forward, ye Patriots!”
Was there a man dismay’d?
Not tho’ the soldier knew
Someone had blunder’d:
For no proof did exist,
and the usurper persists,
and in the air with their fists;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the brave Nirthers.
3.
Deniers to right of them,
Apostates to left of them,
Traitors in front of them
Volley’d and thunder’d;
Storm’d at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of TAH,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the brave Nirthers.
4.
Flash’d all their lawsuits bare,
Flash’d as only they could dare,
Sabring the bloggers there,
Charging an army of Nirthers, while
All the world wonder’d:
do they really want San Fran Nancy?
will she tickle their fancy?
Paulian and Crackpots
Reel’d from the key stroke
Shatter’d and sunder’d.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the brave Nirthers.
5.
Deniers to right of them,
Apostates to left of them,
Traitors in front of them
Volley’d and thunder’d;
Storm’d at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of TAH,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the brave Nirthers.
6.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
that he was not of American birth.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Nirther Brigade,
Noble brave Nirths.

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