NPRC Returns to Full Operations
A rabbit, a turtle and a snail walk into a bar…
… you can finish that one.
The National Personnel Records Center just announced it will resume full operations starting Monday March 7th, 2022:
Although this is great news, it is anyone’s guess what will happen to the million or so FOIA requests on backlog. We alone account for at least several hundred of them, if not more.
If I were a guessing man, my money is on they will have meetings about the backlog and decide what to do. We could never get an answer if we needed to refile if they were going to start with a clean slate, or work them in the order received from two years ago, etc.
Then again, the ol’ mailbox may be stuffed to the gills starting tomorrow.
It may be a good idea for the NPRC to bring on additional staff, temps or reservists and address the backlog, but that’s just me.
So, after the meetings – who will walk out of the bar? The rabbit, the turtle or the snail?
My answer – It depends on if the bar has a “Boom Boom” Room.
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Punchline in 2048.
Which is still 25 years before Pfizer will be able to release the data on the safety of the COVID vaccine.
The Liberals heard Boom Boom Room and are now unburning their Draft Cards, strange times indeed!
With the potential of outing more phonies coming up, maybe Brucie’s Bath House (enter thru the rear) will be able to fill all of those job openings for Apprentice Towel Fluffers.
The FOIA submission process has been in full speed ahead mode for the last few years. Also, working through submissions but the vast majority of them do not have evidence – basically word-of-mouth claims we cannot move forward with. Other cases turn out to be legit. Maybe one out of 10 we file on but never hear back from NPRC since it probably goes into the backlog.
I’m glad NPRC did ~0 work over the last two years yet collected base pay and their pay increases. The bravest amongst us!
Bless every single hair on all their heads.
you can never go home again.
The first 1 million volunteers have hit the ground running and gunning in the Ukraine Foreign Legion. Before you run off and sign up, consider waiting until congress passing an exception to allow US Citizens to serve, especially if you are a military retiree.
https://www.radiosvoboda.org/a/news-inozemtsi-oborona-ukraina/31737633.html
Fast forwards to the next decade:
“This is no shit. There I was on the streets of Big K (that’s we Legionnaires call Kiev/Kyiv) staring down half a dozen T-90’s and 2 Companies of Spetsnaz. All I had was my -47 and RPG-7 with 5 rockets.”
“I guess I just went berserk as I woke with blood-soaked hands. All I can recall Is I took out the last squad of Spetsnaz with my bare hands. The burning hulks of Ruskie tanks, including the one where the turret blew off and fired a AT round into the adjacent tank in midair. What a great shot and timed perfectly knowing they have auto-reloaders. Zelensky pinned the Hero of Ukraine on my chest personally, but its all hush-hush now…you know how it goes…”
Yes, the phonies will be basking in the glory of their exploits.
Ha!
You beat me to it. Well played!
Yup, the POSer Bitch is in heat again, and a whole new gigantic litter of phonies just got spawned.
You left out that after all the other members if your unit were killed and you were the sole survivor and captured by the Russians. The Russians then made you play Russian Roulette with the other prisoners between rounds in the Tiger Cage.
I know that they’ve called in USCG Auxiliary members to help with situations that are similar to this in the past.
Great news Steve. Thanks for the update.
Lets hope they don’t do what Rumsfeld did in 2001-2002 with security clearance investigation backlogs. He cancelled them all and we had to resubmit SF86s
I hope The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) gets Lori Benton spun up post haste….