Code Pink Transvestite Running for Senator
Midge Potts, former Navy Man, now Code Pink Woman is running for US Senate. Go to the link and watch the story of Midge, but I like the deucedly fine tenor of her/his voice in this classic ballad about love, war and spiritual redemption.
Vote Midge: At least with her you know you are getting nuts.
Vote Midge: 38, 24, 36 or fight.
Vote Midge: Tippencanoe and Tyler, Seth, Bruce, Elton and N’Sync too.
Vote Midge: I like Ike! And Jimbo! And Spike! And Bears! (Grrrrr)
Ok people, give me more slogans.
(H/t the poet laureate)
You can donate to Midge on her/his website.
Category: Politics
Vote Midge: He/She can share clothes with his/her mistress.
Vote Midge: Saner than Russ Potts.
Vote Midge: No Cankles on this chick.
LOL, the Russ Potts reference a bit obscure.
I was hoping you could somehow work a Eric Gagne reference in there.
Vote Midge: When we say she blows we don’t mean in an Eric Gagne sort of way. If we are not being to subtle.
Russ Potts is obscure?
Vote Midge: She has blown more leads that Eric Gagne.
Vote Midge: She makes this look goooooood!
Vote Midge: Didn’t get preggers on deployment.
Vote Midge: Giving “Exploratory Committee” a whole new meaning.
Vote Midge: She knows both sides of the issue.
Vote Midge: More feminine that most Democrat Senators.
Vote Midge: Because a wise Transvestite with the richness of her experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a white male who hasn’t lived that life. (H/T Sonia Sotomayor)
Vote Midge: You already know the dirt…
Vote for Blunt
Not the ….. other one.
How long was this reject in the propeller wash?!
Midge, Midge, Its our it. If it runs we don’t give a sh**.
Midge Potts – The Other Wise Latina.
Vote Midge: Wait till you see her debate!
Vote Midge: Her voice is lower then my husband’s!
Vote Midge: the Congress that brought you racial quotas can now bring you sexual preference profiles as well.
Vote Midge: we got a Muslim in the Congress, now we need a tranny.
Vote Midge: vote for the Pink, never mind the stink.
Vote Midge: because when you hear “caucus”, you think Midge.
Vote Midge: hell, at least she had the balls to serve… which is more than can be said about Obama.
Vote Midge: Prettier than Michelle, ballsier than Barack.
Vote Midge: Hey, at least he/she isn’t Kucinich.
Thanks guys, this is great stuff… Mostly very funny!
Here are some of my suggestions:
Vote Midge: She’s anything but a corporate whore!
Vote Midge: Put out that shwag Blunt, and Leagalize Potts for Senate! (excuse the obvious marijuana reference, but a lot of people think this is funny)
Vote Midge: She certainly couldn’t make things any worse than they already are!
Good stuff, good stuff!
Miss you Midge!
I miss you too Midge!