Boomer’s Sunday
It’s time once again, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, for Boomer’s Sunday, where I cull through his weekly offering of ‘toons, and pick the best. The preponderance of ‘toons are provided by him and AW1 Scott, with many others contributing as well.
Disclaimer: These ‘toons are meant to amuse, entertain and inform. While I cull what I can, they are not specifically fact-checked, so expect a certain amount of artistic license.
Unless you Admin a Milblog.
Category: Guest Post, Humor, Satire
Read the content and still first? I will know when I hit reply
Man running in the woods or dog? Took a while but still not sure which.
That one got me at first, but it’s a dog running at the camera.
Excellent
Once again, excellent choices. Starts my day with a smile.
Daily time waster has an article on the uss new Orleans that used coconut logs to repair a ship, keep it afloat and sailed 1800 miles in reverse after its bow was blown off by a torpedo so it could be repaired.
Probably where the phrase fixed with bubble gum and bailing wire came from.
Secretary Butt-a-chug is a moronic asshole that should have been cast into a volcano to appease the gods a long time ago:
Cheapest Tesla: $37,990
Base Corolla: $20,075
You can buy almost 2 REAL cars for every semi-operational, range-limited, waiting-to-explode death cart.
I say we give these people a choice, either they leave this county or they can spend time in jail for gross negligence.
https://www.carfax.com/blog/cheapest-tesla
https://www.toyota.com/corolla/
Cold weather saps car batteries, so will the rainbow-headed hippies pimping electric cars tell us we’ll just be able to pour a bucket of electricity into the batteries on a cold winter day?
If you die in a Tesla Coffin during a New England blizzard your “carbon footprint” goes to zero…?
You know, I’m starting to think there’s a group of self-aggrandizing sociopaths —and their useful, blissful idiots— that’re trying to kill us.
I welcome the challenge.
Are you suggesting we pollute a natural resource for new land formation?
Candance for Prez…Kyle for SecDef. He may not know too much about foreign enemies, but he shorely does have that way to handle domestic enemies down pat.
Tanks Mates!
KoB, were you as mystified as ol’ Poe by that “Unless you Admin a Milblog” that was inserted in between those two entries?
😜😜😜😜
Scratched my watch AND wound my azz over that one Poe. A Google search got me nowhere. Might have something to do with Helen Waite at the Complaint Dprt. 😉
There are some really outstanding ones there. Unfortunately until freakbook releases me from jail I can’t pass them on. Seems I offended the algorithm with something but they can’t tell me what it was. When I asked for the post so I know which one did it they banned me for 2 days. When I asked why they did that also without any indication of what post was “bad” they added a third day, and never responded with an answer.
I’m sensing a pattern here…
Those unicorn fart-headed glitter-snorting snowflakes at farcebook banned me for posting the comment “Joe and the Hoe are crashing and burning” while liberal booger-munchers are allowed to post all the derogatory things they want to about Donald Trump!
Getting banned is a badge of honor!
I hoist this light domestic beer out of pride and gratitude to call you Brother!
Meme them until they cry, then make memes of them crying!
I’ve been banned 4 times, the last one was for 7 days. And, like Old Tanker, I never found out why. The little freaks at Farcebook wouldn’t answer when I asked.
Santa copping a squat on Pelosi’s chimney – CLASSIC! Hopefully, a big brown Santa dump and a small lump of coal are the only gifts she gets for Christmas… THE best Sunday Funnies on the planet, quite possibly the entire galaxy. Thank you AW1-Ed and Crew.
The Webley Treatment for paedophilia :
A single bimetalic pill ( dosage 265gn) dispensed at 750fps to the base of the skull
Sounds like a waste of gunpowder to me, I’d prefer to use a rope and a tree!
Gotcha. And while a rope and a tree can be much more fun, a Webley ‘treatment’ does use far less calories… *shrug*
Just say’n.
Thanks Berliner, that’s really funny.
Great group of funnies…I feel like a kid again reading the Sunday morning paper, except not having to figure out what was so funny in some of the adult cartoons!!