Marines Schooled by Brits
Royal Marines and allies have forced US Marines to surrender days into a exercise at Twentynine Palms, an enormous training facility in the California desert.
The Ministry of Defence (sic) reported the exercise tested the deployment of the new Littoral Response Group (LRG) against the US Marine Corps opponents.
Things did not go well for the home team.
Poetrooper sends.
BREAKING: ‘Woke’ US Military Suffers Massive Defeat at Hands of British in Simulated Battle
It was a rough day for President Biden’s woke military, where pronoun hospitality trumps the ability to defeat the enemy.
The U.S. Marines surrendered to British Royal Marines during a joint training exercise in the Mojave Desert, Sky News reported.
“U.S. forces asked for a ‘reset’ half way into the five-day war fighting exercise, having suffered significant simulated casualties,” claims the Telegraph World News. “At one point in the battle, the commandos’ ‘kill board,’ an intelligence assessment of the level of damage inflicted upon enemy equipment and units, had a tick against almost every American asset, indicating it had been deemed destroyed or rendered inoperable.
British troops infiltrated the enemy’s rear area causing havoc by striking high value targets and command and control nodes, which paralyzed any counterattack,” the Telegraph World News reported.
During the five-day exercise, the culmination of two months of training in the Mojave Desert, the US Marine Corps asked for a “reset” after the Royal Marines dominated the battle, reported The Daily Telegraph.”
We can rest assured our Marines were up to date on SAPR and racist neo-NAZI symbol identification.
Thanks, Poe.
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There’s actually a bit more to the story, according to other sources. The Brits had some help, actually fighting alongside other Marines and UAE troops against their opposing Marines.
More here: https://www.snafu-solomon.com/2021/11/about-that-daily-mail-article-about.html
Which really only means the Devil Dogs will now have the opportunity to learn from this and further adapt, innovate and overcome. Interesting that the article made no mention of UAE troops being involved.. May have been the overlook or omission of information rather than obfuscation thereof.
Chesty Puller weeps.
Apparently they need to change the name to Clittoral Response Group (CRG).
(SO, so many jokes….your guy’s turn.)
You are so sick…..
Obviously a tongue lashing at nightfall is in order.
In order for someone to be the winner, someone has to be the loser. Better to lose a n the preseason than during the playoffs.
We still have Marines?
I thought Brandon had fixed that for his friends in the PLA.
Losing a training exercise to British Royal Commandos? That’s respectable enough. At least it wasn’t losing to the French or something.
I’d be OK losing to the FFL, but most of them aren’t yet French, are they?
French are probably already making jokes that the U.S. Marines armpits are getting a nice deep tan.
King George III would have been proud.
Hoist the rainbow flag and hold your heads high!