Joey Galindo – Green Beret Fake

| August 29, 2021

The Guardians of the Green Beret just posted a case on Joseph Paul “Joey” Galindo.  Galindo lives in Fresno, CA and is 60 years old at the time of this write-up – Aug 2021.

Joey claimed to be both a Staff Sergeant and Master Sergeant but used the abbreviation ‘SSGT’ instead of the US Army accepted ‘SSG.’

He also has tattoos suggesting he was a Green Beret.

The rack posted to his Facebook account suggests he was awarded the Bronze Star with “V” as well as a Purple Heart.

The military records obtained by the GotGB from NPRC shed some light on what Joey actually did…

It appears that Joey Galindo was an SP4 (E-4) wheeled vehicle mechanic.  SP4 which was later changed by the Army to SPC.  Point is he was an E-4  before he achieved the lower rank of Private (E-1).  This is opposite in direction from the claimed ranks of SSG (E-6) and MSG (E-8).

There was also no indication that Galindo started or completed the necessary training to become a Green Beret.

There is no listing of a Purple Heart in his records.

There is much more to this case over at the Guardians of the Green Beret.  We encourage you to visit Galindo’s case over there to get more detail.

Category: Army Poser, Green Beret, Purple Heart, Valor Vultures

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STSC(SW/SS)

It appears the only combat this guy has done is fighting to stuff his face. If this guy falls on you it will be truly death from above.

Anonymous

Cue the Meal Team Six jokes, of course…

xyzzy

You forgot Gravy SEALs. 😜

A Proud Infidel®™️

His Sooperdooperwonderwompus Secret Code name was “Sta-Puf”!
The last time he wore a yellow raincoat he had people running up behind him yelling “TAXI!!!”.

UpNorth

😂🤣😂🤣

Anonymous

Hey, there’s footage of him in action! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nph-3nljPJ8&t=15s

Anonymous

Dustoff

And him jumping at Bragg. Of course they had to LAPES his big ass in ..seen at
1:07

SGT Ted

hey now! Stay Puft man was actually in combat, unlike that fat shitbird.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Joey Galindo looks like a human Amoeba!

Mustang Major

Joseph Paul “Joey” Galindo participated in the Battle of Buffet Gorge.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Good one, I’m jealous I didn’t come up with that!

Mustang Major

It’s an old insult, APL. Feel free to use the line in the future.

SFC D

Joseph Paul “Joey” Galindo got over a Macho Grande burrito at Juan’s house of Tacos

MCPO USN

And survived the events at Bent Fork…

Thunderstixx

I flushed a face just like that a few minutes ago !!!

Mustang Major

The photo of Joseph Paul “Joey” Galindo looking down over his double chin, is the last thing many an innocent burrito saw before being devoured.

Anonymous

Achieved being a screw-up… now compounded with lying.

Sapper3307

Nice combat jump!

Poetrooper

Definitely a three-chute heavy drop…

Green Thumb

Right into the toilet at All-Points Logistics.

A Proud Infidel®™️

He looks like a MEAL Team Six Commando, one who has never met a buffet that he didn’t like. He ought to chin up, ALL FOUR of them! Who am I kidding, he has more Chins than the Hong Kong phone directory. That short of a Time in Service has “DICKSTEPPER” written all over it and no NDSM as well.

MarineDad61

A Proud Infidel@,
And the probability is 99% that
Blowy Joey is bullhorning the long line
with tales of derring never done,
and then stealing free food,
from the annual Veterans Day buffet at Golden Corral.

This November, he can microwave a Totino’s personal pizza.
Or 20.

Hack Stone

This fat fuck qualifies as his own duty station.

His favorite combat film is Pork Chop Hill.

The only reason this fat fuck was never deployed to Guam is because they thought he would tip the island over.

He wipes his ass with a roll of Bounty Paper Towels.

When he was on active duty, he wasn’t on weight control. He was on weight out of control.

Daisy Cutter

“This fat fuck qualifies as his own duty station.”

He was assigned his own UIC.

Anonymous

No buffet is over, you just don’t turn it off!

OldManchu

His face looks like Hillary Clinton’s ass.

Dustoff

I just threw upin my mouth….

tshe

How were you able to see HRC’s a$$?

Asking for a friend.

Or you saw her in Spandex and extrapolated the data? 😉

MarineDad61

tshe,
Huma knows…. Probably better than Bill.
Reminds of the line in Caddyshack..
(Mrs. Smails) – “Would you come and loofah my stretchmarks?”

Keepin' It Real

Just so there is no confusion:

Joey Compare

KoB

Joey = Despicable FIFY Well, Well, Well, been a bit bit since we had a lying, embellishing POS claiming the Green Bay Rhett like the lying, embellishing POS found in the personage of Joseph (Joey) Paul Galindo Jr. Bet that Mr. Galindo Sr. is real proud of his bouncing baby boy. NOT!!! Wheel mechanic? Naw, meal mechanic is more like it. Seems as if you have worked your fat slovenly face thru many a meal… Read more »

rgr769

Secundo for this POS/SOS!

Josey Wales

*PTUI*

Aye.

xyzzy

Annnnnndddd there we have it. (**Holsters weapon pointed at the Thread.**) OK folks, given the resources here I believe this will be quick and painless for us but, (BUTT BUTT!!! IN SKIPPY’S BUTT!!! OPEN WIDE!!!) it’s about to become slightly uncomfortable for ole Skip here but, since he’s already been locked up, it’s safe to assume that he’s already been the pivot man, the Man In The Barrel, the GUEST of HONOR in the Cell.… Read more »

xyzzy

overused prison fuckboy, tittyfuck cum spatter (Shamelessly stolen and credited, Terminal Lance …https://terminallance.com/2017/02/28/terminal-lance-461-drill-instructor-academy/?fbclid=IwAR36LjF848ATFa879zl5OZ6An7xsUuRL1_-VASzLgdLTI-p5o4g14ylaXE4) and from the Book of Face comments, if I could, I’d shove you back into your mother’s pussy so the doctor can FINISH the abortion, Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have… Read more »

xyzzy

your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes… Read more »

xyzzy

AND has been charged in civilian courts with similar violations (public records), so, Jesus Christ himself would take one look at you and shake his head ruefully, hopefully you’re about to get fed a steady diet of the old prison pork sword, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You… Read more »

KoB

AMEN! Nothing like a low level pass at 0God00hrs to catch them unawares.

All Hail the TAH As(s)teroid of Insults…All Hail

And, Oh Hell to the lying, embellishing Joseph (Joey) Paul Galindo…OH HELL!

ChipNASA

ANDDDDD just for clarification, in this instance “I am not XYZZY and xyzzy here posting the AoI is not CHIPNASA” but that being said, thanks to Xyzzy for filling in while I was on (posted Thursday) travel, and I leave you with “Well Done” and hollow “ PLUGH “ 😁😚

26Limabeans

Looks like the truck slipped off the jack.
DD-214 should show medical discharge.

Keepin' It Real

Bathroom selfie – “Get some!”

Get Some!

MI Ranger

That actually looks like him in the picture. You just need to put a silly beret on him and he could be a “Green” beret. Not an actual Special Forces qualified Soldier but a kind of pistachio green beret wearing wannabe! Funny, he had the unit right for the 82nd to get a combat star on his unearned jump wings. They were the ones that decided to jump in anyway even tough the Rangers had… Read more »

MarineDad61

Has anyone found Joe Blow’s page on the Book of the Fake?
Perhaps 4 days of GGB exposure has already pushed him to POOF.
That Expeditionary Medal with non-ferrous fruit salad is a pip.
https://www.facebook.com/search/people/?q=joey%20galindo

PTBH

He had a page as of a few days ago, but he has spent time scrubbing it. Here is the link:

https://www.facebook.com/joey.galindo.756

MarineDad61

PTBH,
Thanks.
Notice the newest post?????

Posts
Baja Joe is in Muscatel, California.
Today · ·
Moved to Muscatel, California
Yesterday

MarineDad61

Bonus – New FakeBook name “Baja Joe”,
new location (11 miles up CA99),
and a new FakeBook profile cover photo,
which is clearly his whackoff art material.
(Mexican dudes with topless babes.)
From Phony Green Beret to Un-American.
What a MF surprise. Not.
See it here (public)…
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=390496289139591&set=a.105699270952629

HMCS(FMF) ret

Joey “I ate 10 bags of donuts and have this quadruple chin” Galindo = COCKSUCKER!

11B-Mailclerk

Joey the Hutt

rgr769

Disgusting! This morbidly obese POSer was apparently a high level dickstepper to manage a general discharge and reduction in rank to E-1. Looks like the only thing he accomplished in his brief service was successful completion of basic and AIT. It seems odd he ended up in a personnel services company as a wheeled vehicle SP4, but couldn’t even hack that and had to be given the boot with only about a year of service… Read more »

Claw

Having a 63B Wheeled Vehicle Mechanic assigned to work on the company’s jeeps/trucks is standard procedure, but I know where it all went wrong. A little bit of research reveals that the 257th PSC was stationed at our old stomping grounds (Baumholder) while he did his 11 months./smile

rgr769

Beautiful Baumholder was our major training site. I watched the first moon landing on a shitty little black and white tv in the battalion HQ office when it went down. During my tour with the 2/509th I made two trips to Baumholder. The most difficult thing was getting our M113’s and M106’s to and from Baumholder; they had to be loaded on railroad flatcars and sent by rail. Then the wheeled vehicles went by road.

Eric (The OC Tanker)

My first FRG tour (stationed at Wiesbaden AB) ’76-79. we road marched our tanks there for off cycle gunnery (went to Graff for the big shoot)every year. Nary a fog marker survived.

Ret_25X

wasn’t the unaccompanied tour at that time 12 months?

I know it was 24 months in the late 80s, but was shorter in the 70s and early 80s.

Claw

Don’t think so. No short tours. I knew single soldiers (in the mid-70’s timeframe) who spent their entire three year enlistments (after BCT/AIT) in Germany.

A Proud Infidel®™️

Same in the early 90’s.

rgr769

The only reason I left at only fifteen months was because I had orders to the Viet of the Nam. People who had MOS’s that weren’t in demand or had already recently completed RVN service could expect two to three years in the FRG, irrespective of whether they came with dependents.

MI Ranger

Yeah, that European tour seems a little short…plus the fact that he lost a few ranks on the way out the door! Can someone say Big Chicken Dinner!!!!

A Proud Infidel®™️

Joseph Paul “Joey” Galindo the walking obscenity was booted while Jimmeh Kahtuh was in Office, that was during a time it took some serious dickstepping to get kicked out!

John Robert Mallernee

As a “LIFE” member of American Legion Post 6 in Vernal, Utah (whose meetings, because of disability, I’m unable to attend), I am particularly dismayed to learn that his false documentation has been prominently displayed on the wall of his American Legion post.

Claw

Don’t believe he was ever a SP4. (regardless of the notation on the 2-1) Not enough time in service to have zoomed up the ranks from E-1 to E-4. Also, if he had been a SP4/SPC when he rotated back to the states after that harrowing 11 month tour in the 257th Personnel Services Company, there would have been an entry on the 2-1 for a EER (Enlisted Evaluation Report) covering that period.

USAFRetired

Back in the day at least as far as USAF concerned folks with 4 years JROTC in High School or that enlisted for a six year initial hitch graduated boot Camp as E-3. Could that account for the SP-4 before him being shipped back to Ft Jackson to be shown the door?

MarineDad61

USAF Retired,
USAF (80s) also gave 1 stripe (E-2) for enlistees with 15 college credits,
and 2 stripes (A1C E-3) for 45.
Stripes only authorized to be put on the last week before graduation at BT.
IDK if Army had similar.

Claw

That entry of (SP4) on his 2-1 was put there as an erroneous entry by a unknowledgeable personnel clerk or by the turd himself.

I stand by my conjecture that he was never a SP4/SPC/e-4 to begin with.

A Proud Infidel®™️

I find it interesting that the only pictures of Joseph Paul “Joey” Galindo we see are the “boot” picture, just like the one I had taken shortly after we got our heads shaved and BDU’s issued, we wore fake Class A’s that were held together in the back with Velcro!

AW1Ed

Ballad of the Green Bidet Dedicated to Joey “Bag’a Doughnuts” Galindo, fake Green Beret. Faking assholes, like this guy, The fat slobs, who always lie. Men who failed in every way, Try to steal, The Green Beret. Unearned bling on pudgy chests, Doo-rag and dog, check out the vest! One hundred times, they’ll boast today, “Believe me man, I’m a Green Beret!” Blowing winos, at bus stops. Sporting Medals, like stage props, He never earned… Read more »

MarineDad61

AW1Ed,
Very cool!
Check your email (and the new blog comments (2) at the bottom).
🙂

Anonymous

Outstanding!

Berliner

There’s a hush in the crowd as he enters the All You Can Eat Buffet. I had 20 years in Recruiting and Retention and reviewed many a 201 file. I’m curious to see his actual DD 214 and his Separation Program Designator (SPD) code. I think it was the type of “don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out and don’t come back” level. As for his DA 2-1, Current… Read more »

Claw

Well, he did receive a general discharge. If you look closely at the 2-1, the word GENERAL before DISCHARGE is not completely blackened out and is readable.

My bet is he got a RE-4 coded DD214./smile

Berliner

The SPD code narrows it down more, for instance:

BLM: Homosexuality
BMN: Unsuitability (reason unknown)
GLK: Unsanitary Habits
GMJ: Motivational Problems
GMK: Character or Behavior Disorder
JJC: Court Martial, Desertion
JMC: Enuresis (Bedwetting)

Claw

Putting my money on SPD code JMC.

Daisy Cutter

11B-Mailclerk

He was in that ultrasecret group:

Specious Farces

5JC

Why do they always mix and match parachutist badges? It is a small thing I know but it shows lack of care about their fuckery. If they are going to go to the trouble to pretend to be a long tabber the least they could do is get correct matching T-Shirts. Maybe it’s a special order to get in the size but still….

MI Ranger

He also was a little lax in his care for schooling! His claim of the rank of SSG or MSG, do match with his “long” career as denoted by his Good Conduct Medals. However, he seems to have not passed BNCOC, or ANCOC (nothing on his NCOPD ribbon). I am also wondering why the different sized campaign stars on his Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal. Wonder which one he got the Arrow Head for? Urgent Fury… Read more »

Pineywoods NCO

With apologies to Green Thumb…

Turd.

Mason

Oof. This guy really likes to photograph his chins. Needs to up his selfie game and go with the shot from above angle.

MarineDad61

Oh oh. “Major” incoming… EMail already sent to admins, with screenshots. Some idiot brought a shadowbox to his 1980 HS class reunion, and a classmate put a post (with photo!) on a Stolen Valor group on the Book of the Fake. (paste (redacted)) This guy Walter P. K—— from Dearborn heights Michigan came to our Fordson High School class of 1980 reunion. He put his awards box on the table where people sign in. Claims… Read more »

MarineDad61

(For those who wish to dig the interwebby…
the last name matches a new Supreme Court Justice.)

Comic IRONY – I already saw on WhitePages…
that he lives on Westpoint Street.
LOL

Sandman

MarineDad61 I saw that post also in the ‘Stolen Valor Exposed” FB group. I laughed at the Shadow box, and the fact it was setup at the Reunion Sign in table like a HEY LOOK AT ME!!

MarineDad61

Sandman,
Really.
Too bad it’s a FakeBook Private Group,
or I’d put the linky here. Like this.
(Note – I emailed this photo to MP admins.)
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=4458622284198687&set=gm.4887549161273022

MarineDad61

Sandman,
So everyone knows…
“MG K” told war stories all night long at his HS reunion,
and it was a CIVILIAN who scratched his head,
did some interwebby searching,
and then posted the shadow box photo and story in the SV Exposed Group.

MarineDad61

Interesting development…..
Fordson High School is in the area of Dearborn, MI
that is the largest ARAB community outside the Middle East.

[…. where approximately, as of 2006,
95% of the 2,700 student body is of Arab ancestry.]

Is this perhaps a reason why “Major General WPK”
brought a faked up shadow box to his 40th HS class reunion???
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordson_High_School

AT1 (Ret)

He was Army not Navy it’s Delta Forks- not meal team

MSgt1775

Jesus, did he eat the rest of his ODA?!

Paul

I am thinking this is his face book https://www.facebook.com/joey.galindo.756

MarineDad61

Yep, and drawn back and locked down due to a few days of GGB fans
dropping truth bombs on his page.
VG fans were a few days too late to share the love.

Skivvy Stacker

Purple Heart, with no combat ribbons.
Must be from the first time he exploded at the “all you can eat” BBQ Beef Bar.

AW1Ed

Shell fragments.

Egg shells, that is.

Daisy Cutter

CITATION TO ACCOMPANY THE AWARD OF THE BRONZE STAR WITH V DEVICE FOR VALOR IN CONNECTION WITH GROUND OPERATIONS IN OPERATION ‘NO ONE KNOWS.’ PRIVATE GALINDO DISTINGUISHED HIMSELF ON 14 NOVEMBER 1979 WHILE SERVING AS A FOOD SERVICE TABLE WIPER ON MESS DUTY DURING SIMULATED COMBAT OPERATIONS IN GERMANY. TAKING POINT WHILE HIS COMRADE WENT TO THE LATRINE, GALINDO’S SECTOR RECEIVED SMALL ARMS FIRE IN THE FORM OF DAY OLD BAGELS AND FRUIT LOOPS FROM… Read more »