Joey Galindo – Green Beret Fake

| August 29, 2021 | 93 Comments

The Guardians of the Green Beret just posted a case on Joseph Paul “Joey” Galindo.  Galindo lives in Fresno, CA and is 60 years old at the time of this write-up – Aug 2021.

Joey claimed to be both a Staff Sergeant and Master Sergeant but used the abbreviation ‘SSGT’ instead of the US Army accepted ‘SSG.’

He also has tattoos suggesting he was a Green Beret.

The rack posted to his Facebook account suggests he was awarded the Bronze Star with “V” as well as a Purple Heart.

The military records obtained by the GotGB from NPRC shed some light on what Joey actually did…

It appears that Joey Galindo was an SP4 (E-4) wheeled vehicle mechanic.  SP4 which was later changed by the Army to SPC.  Point is he was an E-4  before he achieved the lower rank of Private (E-1).  This is opposite in direction from the claimed ranks of SSG (E-6) and MSG (E-8).

There was also no indication that Galindo started or completed the necessary training to become a Green Beret.

There is no listing of a Purple Heart in his records.

There is much more to this case over at the Guardians of the Green Beret.  We encourage you to visit Galindo’s case over there to get more detail.

Category: Army Poser, Green Beret, Purple Heart, Valor Vultures

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  1. STSC(SW/SS) says:

    It appears the only combat this guy has done is fighting to stuff his face. If this guy falls on you it will be truly death from above.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Achieved being a screw-up… now compounded with lying.

  3. Sapper3307 says:

    Nice combat jump!

  4. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    He looks like a MEAL Team Six Commando, one who has never met a buffet that he didn’t like. He ought to chin up, ALL FOUR of them! Who am I kidding, he has more Chins than the Hong Kong phone directory. That short of a Time in Service has “DICKSTEPPER” written all over it and no NDSM as well.

  5. Keepin' It Real says:

    Just so there is no confusion:

    Joey Compare

    • KoB says:

      Joey = Despicable FIFY

      Well, Well, Well, been a bit bit since we had a lying, embellishing POS claiming the Green Bay Rhett like the lying, embellishing POS found in the personage of Joseph (Joey) Paul Galindo Jr. Bet that Mr. Galindo Sr. is real proud of his bouncing baby boy. NOT!!!

      Wheel mechanic? Naw, meal mechanic is more like it. Seems as if you have worked your fat slovenly face thru many a meal as a buffet assault commando. Surprised you didn’t add SEAL and sniper to your lies. You look like a seal, walrus type 1 each, AND you look like you ate a seal, walrus type 19 each.

      The lying embellishing POS Joseph (Joey) Paul Galindo doesn’t even make a decent phony. Where’s your doo rag, moto sickle, PTSD Claims, the Service Dog? It like you’re not even trying. You do have the sissy ass mirrored shades, the punk ass tats, and the vest, so there is that. There’s a group near you that you may need to be aware of that loves people that wear vests…and lies and embellishes. Got a taste for chili, Joey? I doubt it, you’re weak sauce all around.

      Could care less about your tales of derring do and all the other unearned bling you are wearing, you sissy punk. However, by claiming the Purple Heart, you are standing on the bodies and in the blood of Warriors that are waaaaaay yonder better than your lying, embellishing, despicable POS ass will ever be. That alone gets you a Motion Made for the deployment of the TAH As(s)teroid of Insults. Enjoy your inherwebz fame, BITCH…unlike fakebook, it can’t be scrubbed. And like the disgust we have for you, it is forever.

      Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

      • rgr769 says:

        Secundo for this POS/SOS!

      • Josey Wales says:



        • xyzzy says:

          Annnnnndddd there we have it.
          (**Holsters weapon pointed at the Thread.**)
          OK folks, given the resources here I believe this will be quick and painless for us but, (BUTT BUTT!!! IN SKIPPY’S BUTT!!! OPEN WIDE!!!) it’s about to become slightly uncomfortable for ole Skip here but, since he’s already been locked up, it’s safe to assume that he’s already been the pivot man, the Man In The Barrel, the GUEST of HONOR in the Cell.
          I hope I didn’t miss anything but at least, I got in the highlights…

          The As(s)teroid of Insults®™
          (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
          FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
          DANGER CLOSE!!!!
          MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
          TAKE COVER!!!!!
          Joy Galindo, the asshole that makes Jabba the Hutt look like a French fashion model. The valor challenged grabasstic PUKE of a man that makes Bernie Sanders look like Donald Trump…and has even worse hair. Not to mention a face that looks like a Chicken McNugget. Anyway…We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, , vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, broke taint cocksucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Anal ring dome probably left over from bobbing for apples in the porta potty, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Watching this particular dipshit fling his shit story, is almost like watching a pack of dipshits try to fuck a door knob some days, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, I hope he chokes to death on the first dick he gets forced to suck in prison , Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, I hope that this dood bursts into flames the next time he takes a shit, that he suffers the pain and agony consistent with practicing self-immolation and ends up completely destroyed as if he were a victim of spontaneous human combustion, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, you know what?, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, The only thing that he is good for is pulling targets on the Hand Grenade Range, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, cock-sucking piece of shit,

          • xyzzy says:

            overused prison fuckboy, tittyfuck cum spatter (Shamelessly stolen and credited, Terminal Lance … and from the Book of Face comments, if I could, I’d shove you back into your mother’s pussy so the doctor can FINISH the abortion, Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, you twink, You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, It’s impossible to underestimate you, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job, oh wait, you *SHOULD* be ashamed too, because, the more the merrier, You are the human version of period cramps, If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty, You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day, you thought you’d be nice the other day and you lent a girl an umbrella, so, that makes the total of girls you’ve made wet this year -1, if you were a trophy at the end of my race, I’d walk backwards, you try to present yourself as a knight in shining armor but really, you’re a loser in tinfoil, if you were ever a teacher, your students would never wear a seatbelt while driving to school, because they’d want to die before ever having to take one of your classes, you’re what Olive Garden is to real Italians, He has the facial expression of a washed-out panhandler you see at finer Bus Stations everywhere, he looks like Hunter Biden’s stunt double. If he was on Prison Bachelor, he would offer his cellmate his brown rose, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee, this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by his actions and subsequently, is in danger of raising blood blisters on his Third Thumb due to the protracted use of his Special Purpose Magnifying Glass and eyebrow tweezers, You just **HAVE** to have any attention you can get, eh you rabbit fucked, chihuahua, shit-for-brains, don’t you? DON’T YOU?!?!, the only currency he should be dealing with is cigarettes (fags for you Brits) while he’s in the pokey and he is known to be a pack a day smoker of the cock, Sphincter reaper, That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…. Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, Your face makes onions cry, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, This twat is gayer than Liberace skydiving ass first into a canyon of buttplugs, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, Weeping Pustule on the Whipworm Shat by a Flea Plucked from the Hairy Anus of a Noble Bilge Rat, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, He never joined Columbia Record Club because he could not afford a penny, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, He is so stupid, he buys matinee tickets at a drive in theater, His erectile dysfunction and impotence is so severe that his continual dick-beating of such pointlessness amazes anyone that is so unfortunate as to be acquainted with him, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, you are such a disappointment to the human race, I think I’m gonna have to court your slovenly, unhinged, cow of a Mother, in real life, second only to the character Annie Wilkes in Misery, and then hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box, such that another chromosomally challenged creature like you never occurs again, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, this is the kinda guy who’s feet swing when he’s on the toilet, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, perpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina

            • xyzzy says:

              your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared Gorilla Glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, You’re like the end piece of a bread loaf. Everyone touches you but nobody wants you, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, puborectalis spasm, you are so bad, you’re a disappointment to the table of elements and the molecules that they represent, that came from space to form humans on Planet Earth, you are so awful, you make humanity want to beg for a near extinction level, asteroid impact event, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, He is so stupid, he overdosed on placebos. dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, when you hear that he claims to be suffering from TBI or PTSD, it’s not the traditional definition but He suffers from TBI (Tiny Ball Insecurity) as well as PTSD (Penis Too Small Disorder.) He has a face that screams “Amber Alert”, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, he claims to have PTSD and he really does have PTSD, PTSD” when it stands for “pretty talented sucking dicks, kutomba wewe, This clown dresses up like the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) for Easter, and likes to squat and drop colored Easter eggs out of his asshole, for the assorted homeless that gather for such festivities, next to the dumpster and used grease and cooking oil disposal bin, behind the Pilot Flying J truck stop, until either the consumables are depleted or the mob disperses. Bonus points if an accidental, bleeding, rectal prolapse and depressed crying occurs for the gathered audience. And the crowd goes wild!! Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, nasty enough to pass gas during a colonscopy, thinks a GI lavage is a mixed drink at a party, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, consuming connoisseur of the chocolate starfish, Cocksucking Catfish, anal & vaginal prolapse, giant anal Q-Tip, this freak fancies himself performing fellatio on a variety of pinnapeds, He went all vaginal. You *never* go all vaginal, If there was a stadium full of assholes, like maybe a medium sized NFL stadium, say 70,000 assholes, all sizes and colors, pink, brown, black, red, yellow, green, and then all types, big, small, middle, inflamed, dripping, unclean, festering, etc, a gun would go off and then fireworks and a cheer would arise and build to a deafening crescendo and there, on the 50 yard line, the lights would come up and the announcer would say, “Yes, there he is folks, let’s have a round of applause…” and the stadium would start doing the wave and then more cheering, a cacophony of assholes, at first softly and then building, building, “king, king, king, king, King, King, King, King, KING, KING, KING, KING!!!! KING OF THE ASSHOLES!!!!, yes, quite a feat but you’ve achieved it. And you’re such a self-centered asshole, you’d take a bow, fucked himself faster than a horny chihuahua by lying about his Military Service, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, If the Road of Life was paved with dicks, this guy would walk through it on his ass, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, smells like he wipes from back to front, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P), You were NOT< repeat, NEVER a POW, you WERE held in the BRIG for being AWOL/UA, so there’s that and it’s not even close, and because he was such as shining example of what NOT TO DO, was discharged as an E-1, PRIVATE, NOT, I repeat, NOT a Captain as has been claimed and photographed, therefore, as claimed and photographed, he has not ever earned and is NOT eligible for the award of the Navy Cross, two Silver Stars or ANY Silver Stars, NONE, a Purple Heart, ABSOLUTELY NOT, nor a POW medal, also there was no award to him of the Vietnamese Service Medal , he was also seen sporting AVIATOR WINGS which he obviously never earned, a GOOD CONDUCT Medal, which is IMPOSSIBLE, seeing as he was AWOL/UA in the BRIG, this guy is a FRAUD, a PHONY, and a CRIMINAL, (He lied on documentation and quite possibly forged altered a/his DD-214,

              • xyzzy says:

                AND has been charged in civilian courts with similar violations (public records), so, Jesus Christ himself would take one look at you and shake his head ruefully, hopefully you’re about to get fed a steady diet of the old prison pork sword, you are worse than the Devil’s Hemorrhoids, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, I hope that soon you get to meet Jesus, and by that, not die, but that would be nice, BUT and I mean “BUTT”, you get vigorously and repeatedly ventilated by a guy named Jesus in jail, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
                Annoying asinine Ampharos asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag, erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty, wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
                If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!

                We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
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                Want some musical accompaniment for the AoI? Normally it’s the National Anthem, but this video is better suited to what is a SAVAGE WALL OF FLAME IN YO’ FACE! With all respect to the Anthem, of course. 🇺🇸👍


                FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
                Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
                Here endeth the lesson.

                • KoB says:

                  AMEN! Nothing like a low level pass at 0God00hrs to catch them unawares.

                  All Hail the TAH As(s)teroid of Insults…All Hail

                  And, Oh Hell to the lying, embellishing Joseph (Joey) Paul Galindo…OH HELL!

                  • ChipNASA says:

                    ANDDDDD just for clarification, in this instance “I am not XYZZY and xyzzy here posting the AoI is not CHIPNASA” but that being said, thanks to Xyzzy for filling in while I was on (posted Thursday) travel, and I leave you with “Well Done” and hollow “ PLUGH “ 😁😚

  6. 26Limabeans says:

    Looks like the truck slipped off the jack.
    DD-214 should show medical discharge.

  7. Keepin' It Real says:

    Bathroom selfie – “Get some!”

    Get Some!

    • MI Ranger says:

      That actually looks like him in the picture. You just need to put a silly beret on him and he could be a “Green” beret. Not an actual Special Forces qualified Soldier but a kind of pistachio green beret wearing wannabe!

      Funny, he had the unit right for the 82nd to get a combat star on his unearned jump wings. They were the ones that decided to jump in anyway even tough the Rangers had secured the Air Field…they didn’t bother telling their Soldiers and they ended up shooting at the Rangers. Luckily the Rangers had enough discipline to not fire back and to contact them on the radio before someone got hurt!!!

      Of course this Samich Master never even made it to ‘Bragg so what would he know about that!

  8. MarineDad61 says:

    Has anyone found Joe Blow’s page on the Book of the Fake?
    Perhaps 4 days of GGB exposure has already pushed him to POOF.
    That Expeditionary Medal with non-ferrous fruit salad is a pip.

  9. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Joey “I ate 10 bags of donuts and have this quadruple chin” Galindo = COCKSUCKER!

  10. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    Joey the Hutt

  11. rgr769 says:

    Disgusting! This morbidly obese POSer was apparently a high level dickstepper to manage a general discharge and reduction in rank to E-1. Looks like the only thing he accomplished in his brief service was successful completion of basic and AIT. It seems odd he ended up in a personnel services company as a wheeled vehicle SP4, but couldn’t even hack that and had to be given the boot with only about a year of service in what should have been at least a three year tour in beautiful Deutschland. Maybe the great German beer and food was his downfall. But he is a success as a stolen valor POSer. The only things missing in his fraudulent performance is a Harley and a “service” dog to assist with his fake PTS of D.

    • Claw says:

      Having a 63B Wheeled Vehicle Mechanic assigned to work on the company’s jeeps/trucks is standard procedure, but I know where it all went wrong. A little bit of research reveals that the 257th PSC was stationed at our old stomping grounds (Baumholder) while he did his 11 months./smile

      • rgr769 says:

        Beautiful Baumholder was our major training site. I watched the first moon landing on a shitty little black and white tv in the battalion HQ office when it went down. During my tour with the 2/509th I made two trips to Baumholder. The most difficult thing was getting our M113’s and M106’s to and from Baumholder; they had to be loaded on railroad flatcars and sent by rail. Then the wheeled vehicles went by road.

        • Eric (The OC Tanker) says:

          My first FRG tour (stationed at Wiesbaden AB) ’76-79. we road marched our tanks there for off cycle gunnery (went to Graff for the big shoot)every year. Nary a fog marker survived.

      • Ret_25X says:

        wasn’t the unaccompanied tour at that time 12 months?

        I know it was 24 months in the late 80s, but was shorter in the 70s and early 80s.

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      Joseph Paul “Joey” Galindo the walking obscenity was booted while Jimmeh Kahtuh was in Office, that was during a time it took some serious dickstepping to get kicked out!

  12. As a “LIFE” member of American Legion Post 6 in Vernal, Utah (whose meetings, because of disability, I’m unable to attend), I am particularly dismayed to learn that his false documentation has been prominently displayed on the wall of his American Legion post.

  13. Claw says:

    Don’t believe he was ever a SP4. (regardless of the notation on the 2-1) Not enough time in service to have zoomed up the ranks from E-1 to E-4. Also, if he had been a SP4/SPC when he rotated back to the states after that harrowing 11 month tour in the 257th Personnel Services Company, there would have been an entry on the 2-1 for a EER (Enlisted Evaluation Report) covering that period.

    • USAFRetired says:

      Back in the day at least as far as USAF concerned folks with 4 years JROTC in High School or that enlisted for a six year initial hitch graduated boot Camp as E-3. Could that account for the SP-4 before him being shipped back to Ft Jackson to be shown the door?

      • MarineDad61 says:

        USAF Retired,
        USAF (80s) also gave 1 stripe (E-2) for enlistees with 15 college credits,
        and 2 stripes (A1C E-3) for 45.
        Stripes only authorized to be put on the last week before graduation at BT.
        IDK if Army had similar.

      • Claw says:

        That entry of (SP4) on his 2-1 was put there as an erroneous entry by a unknowledgeable personnel clerk or by the turd himself.

        I stand by my conjecture that he was never a SP4/SPC/e-4 to begin with.

  14. A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

    I find it interesting that the only pictures of Joseph Paul “Joey” Galindo we see are the “boot” picture, just like the one I had taken shortly after we got our heads shaved and BDU’s issued, we wore fake Class A’s that were held together in the back with Velcro!

  15. AW1Ed says:

    Ballad of the Green Bidet

    Dedicated to Joey “Bag’a Doughnuts” Galindo, fake Green Beret.

    Faking assholes, like this guy,
    The fat slobs, who always lie.
    Men who failed in every way,
    Try to steal,
    The Green Beret.

    Unearned bling on pudgy chests,
    Doo-rag and dog, check out the vest!
    One hundred times, they’ll boast today,
    “Believe me man,
    I’m a Green Beret!”

    Blowing winos, at bus stops.
    Sporting Medals, like stage props,
    He never earned it, but he’ll say,
    “Look at me,
    A Green Beret.

    The Internet, has found him out.
    Gone his name, and his clout.
    His own shit, upon his tray,
    Served to him,
    A Green Bidet.

    Comfort dog, at his side.
    Shiny HD, for his ride.
    He will pose, another day,
    Because he earned,
    The Green Bidet

    Tip ‘o the chapeau to 11B-mailclerk,
    RCAF-CHAIRBORNE, A Proud Infidel®™, and 26Limabeans

  16. Berliner says:

    There’s a hush in the crowd as he enters the All You Can Eat Buffet.

    I had 20 years in Recruiting and Retention and reviewed many a 201 file. I’m curious to see his actual DD 214 and his Separation Program Designator (SPD) code. I think it was the type of “don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out and don’t come back” level.

    As for his DA 2-1, Current and Previous Assignments, grade (SP4), is not an authorized entry for Principle duty and is suspect.

  17. 11B-Mailclerk says:

    He was in that ultrasecret group:

    Specious Farces

  18. 5JC says:

    Why do they always mix and match parachutist badges? It is a small thing I know but it shows lack of care about their fuckery. If they are going to go to the trouble to pretend to be a long tabber the least they could do is get correct matching T-Shirts. Maybe it’s a special order to get in the size but still….

    • MI Ranger says:

      He also was a little lax in his care for schooling! His claim of the rank of SSG or MSG, do match with his “long” career as denoted by his Good Conduct Medals. However, he seems to have not passed BNCOC, or ANCOC (nothing on his NCOPD ribbon).
      I am also wondering why the different sized campaign stars on his Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal. Wonder which one he got the Arrow Head for? Urgent Fury or Just Cause? He also seems to have not gotten any more AAM or ARCOMs his entire career! Strange!

  19. Pineywoods NCO says:

    With apologies to Green Thumb…


  20. Mason says:

    Oof. This guy really likes to photograph his chins. Needs to up his selfie game and go with the shot from above angle.

  21. MarineDad61 says:

    Oh oh. “Major” incoming…
    EMail already sent to admins, with screenshots.

    Some idiot brought a shadowbox to his 1980 HS class reunion,
    and a classmate put a post (with photo!)
    on a Stolen Valor group on the Book of the Fake.

    (paste (redacted))
    This guy Walter P. K—— from Dearborn heights Michigan
    came to our Fordson High School class of 1980 reunion.
    He put his awards box on the table where people sign in.
    Claims to be a Major General, graduated from West Point,
    Silver Star, 7 Purple Hearts, Served in Delta.
    I did some digging and found all of the above to be a lie.
    Does anyone if he ever served? Any comments on his awards?
    (end paste)

    Yes, the photo of the shadow box is a doozy…
    with gooned up ribbons, medals, and way too many devices…
    EXCEPT for his NDSM, which has none.

    (Not so funny) Comic gold, worthy of a national exposure.
    Stay tuned. 🙂

  22. AT1 (Ret) says:

    He was Army not Navy it’s Delta Forks- not meal team

  23. Skivvy Stacker says:

    Purple Heart, with no combat ribbons.
    Must be from the first time he exploded at the “all you can eat” BBQ Beef Bar.

  24. Daisy Cutter says:



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