Weekend Open Thread

| September 10, 2021

With illegal alien detention, inflation, gas prices going up, and with the fall of Afghanistan, and given other events this century, this video is due a sequel… Or another one if there is another sequel floating around. Enjoy your weekend.

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Commissioner Wretched

First!

Roh-Dog

Dang it! Well earned, well earned.
Here’s your crown. Enjoy the power, just no forcing injections, mmk?

Commissioner Wretched

I wouldn’t force something on my loyal subjects that I wouldn’t take myself!

sgtcpt

Dang AOL dialup connection. Congrats Sir. Enjoy.

Commissioner Wretched

Thank ‘ee, sir, thank ‘ee!

Hack Stone

If Hack Stone doesn’t get First Post Recognition, then he wants his donation back.

AW1Ed

Mr. Stone,
Please feel free to contact TAH WWHQ with your grievance. For best results, info the Complaints Division, Refund Department. Which, of course, doesn’t exist.
Have a TAH Day,
AW1

Mustang Major

Congratulations Commissioner Wretched! Many claim “First,” but there is only one true first.

Commissioner Wretched

You are most kind!!

Thunderstixx

Good shot CW !!!
Enjoy the limelight from the DW’s as we grouse, grunt, swear and stomp our feet in disgust at not taking the WOT Crown !!!
“I could’a been a contender”…..

Graybeard

Rats of the Cong t’ya CW.

Enjoy your FIRSTness!

sgtcpt

First

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

FIRST

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

Damn! Third.
ALL HAIL COMMISSIONER WRETCHED, FOR THE HIGHLY COVETED, AWARDED BY MERIT, NEVER GIVEN AWAY, KING OF THE WEEKEND OPEN THREAD! ALL HAIL!

Now where’s the top shelf whiskey and hand rolled Central American cigars?

The whiskey’s on the top shelf and the cigars are in the humidor, of course! Help yourselves!

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

Thx
(sip)
(puff)
aaahhhhh………

Hatchet

“The whiskey’s on the top shelf and the cigars are in the humidor” – completely civilised, thank you. Congrat’s on your crown!!

Roh-Dog

First!

Hack Stone

First

KoB

Well, well, well, would you lookie here. It’s a TAH FRIDAY Weekend Open Thread, sitting here, orphaned. Who will lay claim to the Coveted EARNED, NEVER AWARDED FIRST Post? Told y’all it was coming.

GO ARMY BEAT NAVY!!!

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

Yer late to the party, Gun Bunny.
You get the leavings and leftovers.

Weren’t even really contending Bro, coulda, woulda, mighta shoulda snagged it cause it was there, but check out my comment on the Friday FGS Thread. Going off the net next Friday for some sooper seekrit squerril TDY, I’d tell ya the mission, but if I did tell ya…well…you know.

I will offer my Rats of the Kong to my man CW on his winning the Coveted EARNED NEVER AWARDED FIRSTNESS. It’s obvious that, in addition to his other duties, CW was really working that F5 key. Probably almost as hard at work as Phil Monkress working those balls behind the Flying J. If a certain BeNasty Lawer had of worked at putting AvGas in the tank, he might not still be maintaining his minus 6′ AGL.

Pour me a shot of that Jameson and give me a light for this damn stogie. You notice CW forgot to lay out some snacky stuff for us? DaHell is TxNorsky or Roh-Dog when we need them? Had a taste for some brisket or maybe some grilled par-me-jonned yard bird.

Commissioner Wretched

Well, while the Powers-That-Be sort out who was First! in the WOT, I’ll drop this week’s trivia column right here for you all to enjoy. If the old Commish is certified as “First!” I promise to lord over all of you like the benevolent despot I am. If not, I’ll grovel as always. Trivia for all! Come enjoy! DID YOU KNOW…? What is the story behind the most well-known song about baseball? By Commissioner Wretched Stick a fork in it. Summer is officially done. Let’s look at the end-of-summer checklist: 1. Kids are back in school – check. 2. Dog Days of Summer are behind us – check. 3. Labor Day has come and gone – check. Regardless what the calendar says, summer’s over. Everything returns to the fall-winter-spring pattern at this point, so enjoy what you’ve got and no regrets about what you didn’t get to do. Time to get back to work, for all of us, myself included. And since my work involves producing trivia columns, here’s the proof that I, at least, have stuck with the grind! Did you know … … our first President had to borrow the money to travel to his first inauguration? George Washington (1732-1799) was living on his plantation in Virginia when he was elected President of the United States in 1789. Even though Washington had 50,000 acres of land, he didn’t always have a lot of money. At the time, the nation’s capital was New York, and Washington needed to borrow the funds to make the trip. Additional trivia note: Washington was a pretty shrewd fellow with money. During his service as commanding general of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War, Washington declined pay, accepting only expenses. It turned out to be very advantageous for him, as his expenses totaled far more than his pay would have been. He offered Congress the same deal when he served as President, but they wisely turned down the request. (And you wonder why he’s on the one dollar bill!) … an animal called the “screaming hairy armadillo” exists? You probably haven’t seen one,… Read more »

Hack Stone

Hack Stone was in n the Marine Corps with a guy who could be confused with a Screaming Hairy Armadillo.

UpNorth

Sleeping in a bathtub in Detroit is not only uncomfortable, it can lead to muggings, armed and unarmed robberies and the occasional murder.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone had the following statement ready to paste, but his IPhone issued by the proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government formerly located in Bethesda Maryland screwed up.

Hack Stone would like to claim First Post for The This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread for Friday September 10,2021. As a frequent Commenter on this blog, Hack Stone is well aware of The Good Old Boys Network seem to have a stranglehold on being awarded the highly coveted and rarely awarded title of First Post For The Weekend Open Thread. Hack would like to remind you that these are the same Good Old Boys who left a substantial beer tab unpaid at Bob’s Country Bunker somewhere in rural Illinois.

The rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists, otherwise known as The Adorable Deplorables deserve a fair contest that provides equitable outcomes, as it is inherently unfair that certain individuals are able to attain wealth and fame just because they are more qualified and work harder than the rest of us.

Finally, in the unlikely event that Hack is successful is his attempt at first post, he would like to reassure all of you losers that Hack’s donation to last weekend’s fundraiser had no impact on the judges decision.

Commissioner Wretched

Really, Hack … I was sure my donation last week helped me immensely! 😉

Hack Stone

Maybe it had something to do with Hack’s contribution not being in US currency but in outdated Red Hat Software.

Fyrfighter

For those that are interested, the IAFF 9/11 Remembrance wreath laying livestream is at 1630meastern time, at this link:
https://www.facebook.com/IAFFonline/

Sparks

God bless and keep our nation safe. Especially tomorrow.

Fyrfighter

Sounds like a blatant violation of their Hippocratic Oath…

SFC D

It’s the hypocritical oath.

Mason

She knows about as much about the Constitution as she does at what point life begins.

Ex-PH2

She needs to be sued, mostly for being an idiot.

Devtun

Jen Psaki doesn’t care. Talk to the the hand, deplorable bitches.

Ex-PH2

Why do these nitwits wear nail polish that looks like they’ve got a fungus?

ninja

9/11.

Never Forget.

Despite what happened that day and the days to come, to include the present, no matter what, our Red, White and Blue will ALWAYS stand.

ninja

Same song with lyrics embedded within the video.

KoB

Good job on stirring up them dust bunnies, ninja. I had just got then to settle down for the night.

Thanks! (gabn/rtr/hbtd)

Ex-PH2

Aha! Vile violation of the Civil Rights Act?

ninja

Why I am not surprised:

“Dems, Media Figures Who Rushed To Judgment On Jussie Smollett Called Out For Silence On Larry Elder Assault. Kamala Harris, Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders Decline To Address Elder Incident:

https://www.foxnews.com/media/jussie-smollett-larry-elder-assault-dems-media-silence

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Am Putting on my Class A FD uniform Saturday to attend the 9/11 services up in Boynton Beach at the Mil Vets memorial site where the only non Vet (9/11) memorial is located.

Sapper3307

Nancy Pelosi and George Soros in one photo, pure evil.

Ex-PH2

That cow is 80 years old and she’s still wearing a padded bra?

Don’t worry: she thinks she can live forever.

WRONG!!!! 🙂

Mason

Behold, Lieutenant General William Boykin (USA Ret), who in his official photo is wearing the prestigious NDSM with 3 (three) stars.

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Sapper3307

That ARMY Service ribbon is looking good also!

Roh-Dog

Impressive…..?

Claw

OK, got it. Earned his first NDSM while attending kindergarden in Korea, but didn’t spend enough time in Viet of the Nam to earn the Vietnam Campaign Medal w/60- Device./s

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

3 months in Viet-Nam beaause of the cease fire and the Purple heart was from schrapnel wounds in somalia.

Berliner

44th!

E4 Mafia '83-'87

I’m triggered by all you claiming to be first when I identify as first. Respect my feelings!

Ex-PH2

Nah, I was first!

I never bring it up. Modesty, y’know – something like that.

Graybeard

Here.

Y’all have a good weekend.

May God bless and keep the USA free.

Graybeard

Shoulda posted – had a 6-mo follow-up MRI for the prostate cancer. Since my PSAs were up, the Doc was looking at doing a biopsy.
The MRI came back “minimal chance for clinically significant cancer” – so we do a 3-month follow-up and no biopsy (at this point).

You DWs get yo’self checked, tho’. It don’t really hurt and may save your life.

SFC D

Been there done that! Diagnosed in early 2017, prostate removed. PSA’s spiked in 2019, did 3 months of radiation. Clean ever since. I ain’t going out that way. Get checked, dickweeds!

Frankie Cee

I am trying to get all my ducks in the row to make a move, to a new location, about 300 miles from where I am now. A week ago today, some dipshit, texting while driving his tupperware Silverado, rear ended my stopped truck while I was waiting on traffic so I could turn left into a business. Being wrapped in 6,100 pounds of old 1996 Detroit Iron helped, both me and the dog that was riding in the back of my Utility bed 3/4 ton Ford truck are uninjured. While mine is still drive able, his went on a wrecker. Both me and the dog are alright, but GEICO will probably total the old truck as being “not economically repairable”. I hope to buy the total back, and get more use out of it. Living hand to mouth as I do, is hindering my move too, but I hope to counter some of that with a check from GEICO. What in the hell is so important that people must text while they are driving. Pure ASSHOLES text. See the damage at this post at my blog:
https://frankieceecanseetheseasi.blogspot.com/2021/09/well-crap.html

Old tanker

Given that it’s not only the 20th anniversary of 9/11 but also the start of president dementia’s attempt to shut down the country I have a special trip in mind. I think there isn’t much of a better thing I can do but visit the gun show in town and buy a gun to commemorate the time.

Sapper3307

BFG?

Green Thumb

Some good toilet reading.

http://floridafootballcamp.com/ArchiveDocs/BBN-E/2013/2013-06-01/BBN-E-06202008.pdf

Also, check out these three guys from May of this year. Phildo is creating a new advisory board. They seem legit on paper. And honorable on paper. But if that is the case, how in hell can they play with Phildo? It would seem that they know better.

Thoughts?

https://outofthisworld.news/2021/05/08/space-coast-based-all-points-forms-new-board-of-advisors/

rgr1480

https://youtu.be/3XvHfduw3Go

Brevard Co. Sheriff Ivey:

“Let there be no doubt: This individual got exactly what he deserved,” Ivey said.

“And to those out there who might be foolish enough to ask why we shot him so many times, that answer is simple: Because evil can never be dead enough.”