Mikey’s Back
Mikey Weinstein
Mikey runs a slick operation named the Military Religious Freedom Foundation, and is famous for filing frivolous lawsuits against military organizations for the display of Christian items or Padres plying their trade with the troops.
For example, a POW/MIA “Missing Man” table display at the US Naval Hospital on Okinawa included a bible. This egregious act was sufficient to raise his ire, demanding its removal and punishment for those responsible.
He counts on his victims settling out of court for his payday, ’cause he has yet to prevail in court.
David sends.
Group cool to replacing Bible with multi-religion Book of Faith at Manchester VA display
Mark Hayward
Jul. 29—A group fighting to keep the Bible part of a POW/MIA display at the Manchester VA Medical Center reacted coolly on Thursday to the suggestion the book be replaced with a multi-religion “Book of Faith.”
Comments from the Texas-based First Liberty Institute show that it may be difficult to find a compromise in the 2-year-long legal dispute over the Bible’s inclusion in the POW/MIA display in the lobby at the Manchester VA Medical Center.
Veterans and an organization suing the VA said that the Book of Faith contains spiritual writings and prayers from seven faith groups — Protestant, Roman Catholic, Orthodox, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist and Hindu.
But Hiram Sasser, a lawyer for First Liberty, said the Bible was donated by Herman Streitburger, a now deceased Bedford resident and World War II combat veteran who was imprisoned in a German prisoner of war camp.
The Bible is a symbol of the faith that helped Streitburger endure a German POW camp, Sasser said.
“I don’t think anyone has the stomach to dishonor his service and the symbol of his faith,” Sasser said.
Sadly, Mr. Sasser, Mikey is more than happy to do exactly that.
Thanks, David.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Guest Link, Legal
He’s a cocksucking POS who has such a miserable life that he has to run around and try and ruin everyone else’s life while he is at it.
Mikey Weinstein, everyone who ever said they loved you was wrong , you have all the charm and charisma of a burning Orphanage.
I’m lost on this one. Are their two Bibles they are talking about or is it one??????
Two. An example of prior deeds, and then David’s link.
Mikey Weinstein is a hemorrhoid of a ‘human being’.
Mikey Weinstein is the type of person that would chupa polla of a complete stranger, just because he missed the taste.
Mikey Weinstein makes cakes out his own poo and has a tea party with homemade dolls he’s crafted out of his dil*os.
Mikey Weinstein smells so bad he turns the stomachs of buzzards.
Mikey Weinstein once received a blue ribbon…. for ‘Best Pig in Show’.
Mikey Weinstein ate paint chips as a child and washed them down with automobile coolant.
Mikey Weinstein is the dark stuff that builds up underneath your toe nails.
Mikey Weinstein’s family tree is a fence post.
Mikey Weinstein is another name for genital warts.
Mikey Weinstein should take a long walk off of a short gof**khimself.
Mikey Weinstein is what the act of copulation of skunks is called.
Q: If an elephant takes a dump on the savanna and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
A: Yes, “Mikey Weinstein”.
Roh-Dog
I would amend that just a tad:
From; “MW’s family tree is a fence post”.
To; “MW’s family tree is a door wreath”.
(think about it. I have faith you’ll get it)
Consider it amended and stolen!
Steal away.
maybe work it into the HoI somehow?
It would be a highlight of my literary (non)career.
With all apologies to “The Possum” George Jones…
“He stopped stealing air today”
“They placed a wreath upon the door”
“Soon they’ll carry him away”
“He stopped stealing air…today!”
The coffin should be a roll to the curb cart. The hearse? A trash truck.
A live cover/medley. I never would’ve thought of combining these 2 songs, but damn if it doesn’t work.
https://youtu.be/FbWNNmCYGN8
Hope I’m hanging around the Proverbial Pearly Gates when Mikey shows up. The Almighty God Himself pushes Saint Peter to the side and says, “I got this one Pete.” Then He personally throws the Son of a Bitch into the very depths of the Fires of Hell.
Y’have to wonder what Mikey Weinstein is so scared of in the Bible?
Truth, Absolute Truth, perhaps terrifies him?
Mikey’s normal a raging asshole, but with the backstory about the bible he’s topped himself with this one.
Wow… Could it be that Mikey’s mind is even tinier than LARS’..?! *shrug* Whatever. The Good book speaks for itself. Always has, always will. Mikey, not so much.
Mikey’s probably petrified of everyone finding out that he’s actually Harvey’s cousin.
Cheers to all here.
Shakespeare, anyone? Here’s a few for Mikey Weinstein:
“Thine face is not worth sunburning.
Henry V(Act 5, Scene 2)
“Thou art a boil, a plague sore.” King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2)
“Thou art as fat as butter.” Henry IV Part I (Act 2, Scene 4)
“Like the toad, ugly and venomous.” As You Like iIt (Act 2, Scene 1)
“Thou art unfit for any place but hell” Richard III (Act 1 Scene !)
“Thou cream faced loon” Macbeth (Act 5, Scene 3)
Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch” Henry IV Part I (Act 2, Scene 4)
“Thou leathern-jerkin, crystal button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!” Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)
“That Poisonous bunch-back’d toad!” (Richard III (Act 1, Scene 3)
“Thou subtle, Perjur’d false disloyal man!” The Two Gentlemen of Verona (Act 4, Scene 2)
“Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter!”
King Lear (Act 2, Scene 2)
“Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.” Measure for Measure (Act 3, Scene 1)
“Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!”
Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)
“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”
Henry IV Part 1 (Act 2, Scene 4)
“Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell”
Othello (Act 4, Scene 2)
Bravo! Well done, good sir!
I’ve had splinters that’d be more welcome to stay than Mikey Weinstein.
Question: Say you have a beautiful house on a placid lake with a picture window in the kitchen over looking the water, your dock, the boat… one day you’re reflecting on your blessings, staring out of that kitchen window on all that glory nature has to offer, thinking deeply about life, your journey through it… and you see Mikey Weinstein drowning, what kind of sandwich do you make?
I’m gonna have a couple beers, enjoy the view, then worry about the sammich.
I think a nice steak sandwich with some spicy mustard and a cold beer would be in order. Pull up a chair and enjoy the view.
Think about this, Roh-Dog:
It’s a beautiful sunny day and you’re on a bluff overlooking a beautiful whitewater stream going into a waterfall and suddenly you see a canoe with Major Moonbat and Mikey Weinstein barreling down the stream out of control, heading toward certain doom over the waterfall. You have the choice of either rescuing them both OR taking a prize photograph worthy of any calendar. My question is what shutter speed would you use on the camera?
Hey, Thankyuhverymuch Roh-Dog, and I’d throw Mikey Weinstein a cinderblock to hang on to after I made myself a nice Reuben Sandwich to enjoy with a BEER while I watched the show!
Don’t forget the aperture!
Indeed, wouldst he were clean enough to spit upon!
IMHO Mikey Weinstein is a 24K Bernathian type of individual, may he one day take off sans sufficient fuel for continued flight.
“O Mikey, leftist imp and damned devil’s kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the hell kind of knight art thou, that can’t slay a hedgehog with your naked ass? The devil shits, and your Twitter followers eat. Thou son of a bitch will never make subjects of Christian sons; we’ve no fear of your lawyers, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, go fuck thy mother.
“Thou art a Babylonian scullion, San Franciscan bathhouse boy, fluffer of Colorado Springs, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of the internet, Podolian thief, sodomite of the DNC, blue falcon of the Air Force, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig’s snout, mare’s asshole, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
“So the Americans declare, thou lowlife. Thou will not even herd Christian pigs. Now we’ll conclude, for we don’t know the date and don’t own a calendar; the moon’s in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day’s the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our ass!”
Shout-out to Ivan Sirko and the Zaporozhian Cossack Host.
NICE!!!
That photo of him is the perfect illustration of the term “Sour Puss”
Mikey is the poster child for prophylactics. Colostomy sucking, sperm burping, oxygen stealing waste of skin. Know what’s clear and lays on the beach? Mikey with the shit kicked out of him. I still think he looks like a chomo…
Mikey Weinstein’s Birth Certificate is a Letter of Apology from a condom manufacturer.
Mikey wouldn’t east a bag of dicks, because he IS a bag of dicks!
Why, Fryfighter…
You know the old adage, you are what you eat and if that is true, then Mikey needs to eat a bag of dicks.
ANYWAY,
I nominate this asshat for the Wall Of Insults.
DO IT BAYBEE!!!!
Get some!
Paging ChipNASA, please pick up the white courtesy phone, Paging ChipNASA!
I do believe that we have a nomination for a ToT, Weapons Free, call for the deployment of the TAH Hemisphere of Insults upon the Bag of Dicks, POS, Mikey Whinestein (Pineywoods NCO). A SECOND (DO IT BAYBEE HMCS(FMF) ret), and an aye (Get some! The Other Whitey). In keeping with the traditions AND The Roberts Rules of Order, I hereby, KoB forthwith, thereupon, with the approving nod from King James, who had the Holy Bible that we are most familiar with translated into the King’s English, do add for posterior’s sake (Mikey IS an ASS and it is past time) a capitalized AYE!
You are cleared HOT!
YAY!!! Glad I’m back and reading through the back threads since the WoT. I’m usually away from the computer a lot on the weekend so not as much TAH time.
OK Got it. Its late tonight so hopefully you guys will see this post on the Main and tomorrow, I’ll drop the HoI on old Mikey “sperm burper” here. I see that we meet all the Roberts requirements all ready. Thanks.
Fuckwicket.
All, I’m not even going to take my time to look back in the threads. If I haven’t already dropped some version of the HoI on Mikey here, than yes, it’s well past due, because he’s a cancerous, bleeding, extended, exterior, caught on a rusty nail, of a below zero degree, splintery, overfilled outhouse, HEMMERHOID (I hope you were able to follow that) and IMHO< need to be removed from this plane of existence by GOD HIMSELF, a la George Floyd mural …so, here we go… The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Michael (I could use an anti-Semitic euphemism that rhymes with your first name but I’ll refrain, barely) L(OSER!). “Mikey (Hey MIKEY, Nobody LIKES YOU, unlike Life Cereal) ” Weinstein (more like WHINE MACHINE!)”, HEY DICKLESS (SUPER Dickless) WONDER, (“Yes, it’s true this man has no dick!” …**HT to Ghostbusters**) We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, , vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, broke taint cocksucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Anal ring dome probably left over from bobbing for apples in the porta potty, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Watching this particular dipshit fling his shit story, is almost like watching a pack of dipshits try to fuck a… Read more »
, tittyfuck cum spatter (Shamelessly stolen and credited, Terminal Lance …https://terminallance.com/2017/02/28/terminal-lance-461-drill-instructor-academy/?fbclid=IwAR36LjF848ATFa879zl5OZ6An7xsUuRL1_-VASzLgdLTI-p5o4g14ylaXE4) and from the Book of Face comments, if I could, I’d shove you back into your mother’s pussy so the doctor can FINISH the abortion, Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, you twink, You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, It’s impossible to underestimate you, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job, oh wait, you *SHOULD* be ashamed too, because, the more the merrier, You are the human version of period cramps, If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty, You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day, you thought you’d be nice the other day and you lent a girl an umbrella, so, that makes the total of girls you’ve made wet this year -1, if you were a trophy at the end of my race, I’d walk backwards, you try to present yourself as a knight in shining armor but really, you’re a loser in tinfoil, if you were ever a teacher, your students would never wear a seatbelt while driving to school, because they’d want to die before ever having to take one of your classes, you’re what Olive Garden is to real Italians, He has the facial expression of a washed-out panhandler you see at finer Bus Stations everywhere, he looks like Hunter Biden’s stunt double. If he was on Prison Bachelor, he would offer his cellmate his brown rose, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee, this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by… Read more »
, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared Gorilla Glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is… Read more »
You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, I hope that soon you get to meet Jesus, and by that, not die, but that would be nice, BUT and I mean “BUTT”, you get vigorously and repeatedly ventilated by a guy named Jesus in jail, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach shit!, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, parasite on society, What in the bipolar fuck, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint… Read more »
Patton Quote added to the end …
On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )
“He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.” “
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And for those reading this far and not particularly important but just posing the question… When and if, do we, change the name again from “Hemisphere” to the next unit of measurement? “Asteroid”? “Meteoroid” “Planetoid?” Have we used all the “global” units of measure?
We’re somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 pages now, breaking it up into 5 posts. (Because TAH has a text character quantity per post limit, obviously, this is how I’ve gotten around it.)
Just a general question to the masses.
It’s not really a pressing issue.
This *DOES* belong to all of us, as I am oft to say, I am just the curator.
As ALL of the miscreanted and adorable deplorables said AMEN!
Got back just in time!
All Hail The TAH Hemisphere of Insults and ChipNASA The Keeper There of!!!! ALL HAIL!
Planet-roid of Insults? Since these phonies are a real pain in the azz.
Is it just me, or does that jumpsuit make Elvis look kind of Village People gay?
Mikey Weinstein is less ethical than the Founder of All Points Logistics.
Mikey will scream for the Lord’s forgiveness on his deathbed.
Is Mikey Weinstein related to the infamous Harvey Weinstein? Wouldn’t be shocked if so.