Somalia…. Nothing Has Changed

| April 3, 2021

FILE – Al-Shabab fighters march during military exercises in the Lafofe area, some 18 kilometers (11 miles) south of Mogadishu, Somalia, Feb. 17, 2011.

Somalia…. Mogadishu…. Weren’t we there once, on some kind of mission that backfired, a while back? And nothing has really changed since we left.

https://www.voanews.com/africa/al-shabab-attacks-military-bases-southern-somalia

From the article:  The militant group Al-Shabab has launched attacks on Somali military forces in Lower Shabelle region, Somali regional officials said.

The attacks in the early hours of Saturday, around 4 a.m. local time, targeted military bases in the towns of Barire and Awdhegle in southern Somalia. The forward operating bases are manned by the Somali military to protect several bridges along the Shabelle river that authorities say are key to keeping vehicles carrying explosives from entering Mogadishu. Attacks started off with suicide car bombs on both bases, followed by infantry attack, regional officials said. – article

I will not take bets on how long it will be before we’re lining up to send our own over there on a useless mission that fixes nothing and ends in unneeded tragedy.

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Mustang Major

Look at these two towns on Google Earth. Not much there.

KoB

You right MM. The American Military really needs another boggy sh^thole country to go into, shedding American Boys and Girls Blood doing what Somali Boys and Girls should be doing.

Saddest part is that we have “elected officials” from that sh^thole that are trying to turn OUR Country into the sh^thole that place is.

Here’s a thought…send in a true leader that missed her turn and has experience operating under sniper fire. What a difference that would make. Carry along a former Navy fellow, in a swift boat, that can deal with the pirates. He can take along a folk singer whose music would soothe the savage beast. Why not throw in DaNang Viet of the Nam Times Marine? The children might like some toys. A militia made up of ex-patriates from there, lead by a Kongress Kritter who really knows how to show “Brotherly Love”, could go a long way. Make sure they pack in plenty of Ham n Muthers for rations.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

When you pack the Ham n lima beans, pack a bottle of Mirilax. Bean a long time since I scarfed down a can of ham and mother phukers.

Fyrfighter

Can we just drop Omar with a 500 ponder under each arm?

The Other Whitey

Send her home.

Since America is (according to her) so evil and racist, why would she want to bang her brother in order to stay?

26Limabeans

Take a good look at Lewiston, Maine while ur at it.
Why go back when we can just bring the whole shithole here?

NHSparky

And Minneapolis while you’re at it.

AW1 Rod

Yup.

While stationed at NAS Brunswick, I lived in Lewiston.

My orders to Pax River couldn’t have come at a better time. I got out of Lewiston just before the Catholic Charities started importing all the Sammie trash that now has Lewiston (and Portland, while we’re at it) looking like a fucking Mogadishu slum.

timactual

Heck, I had trouble finding the damn river, much less those two “strategic” towns. It’s a good thing those terrorists haven’t figured out how to cross the river someplace else or even build a car-bomb on the other side of the river.

But wait! What’s that I see further down?—–
“In a separate but related incident, a suicide car bomb struck a military convoy travelling on the outskirts of Mogadishu…”

Ooops! Looks like they may have to pull in that perimeter a bit (30 miles). I guess we still have the same strategerists in charge.

Hack Stone

Sounds like a mission for a Congressional Fact Finding Team. Representative Ilhan Omar will have no problem brokering a peace deal.

Graybeard

Someone I know may or may not have been there.

I know of no good reason to send him back. He’s doing much more useful work where he is.

If we send anyone, I second KoB’s motion and move that it be amended to include the majority of the (D)ictators in the Swamp currently, with no return tickets available.

AW1Ed

On a happier note, Somali pirates seem to have decided to find a new line of work. The Russians in the video may have provided some impetus for the sea change.

Fyrfighter

They looked like “Mostly” peaceful pirates…

Old tanker

They are pretty damn peaceful now

NHSparky

My understanding is they don’t necessarily concentrate in the Gulf of Aden anymore, but have spread out and now merchies keep the private security on board all the way to the west coast of India.

Deckie

We picked up ours in Malta, kept them from Port Said all the way through our Africa/Persian Gulf/India run and back, letting them off in Malta again.

Most ships now set their destinations in AIS as “Armed Guards Onboard” to deter any would-be jackassery from these little bastards.

Devtun

Plugs, Blow Dry Nan, and Crying Chuck might try to push for Statehood.

Ret_25X

the Islamic mind is what it is. It can’t be what it is not.

this is why there is no technical, scientific, or cultural progress within the culture.

any culture that becomes infantilized becomes vain, violent and vexatious internally and externally.

you know, like the current crop of midwits in the US like spapos the dumkopf.

Slow Joe

Those are some scary sandals. The smell could knock out an infantry platoon from a mile away.

Dustoff

“Sure they look pretty, but can they fight?”

Old tanker

As one old but wise piece of advice I had read somewhere regarding dealing with folks like that said…. Just carpet bomb the bastards

President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

Or one big MOAB or Pony Nuke.
Molten glass parking lots are useful, too.

SFC D

Napalm. Lots and lots of napalm.

ChipNASA

Ahem….

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