Weekend Open Thread
What if your son, or grandson, came home looking like this? Is this even a photo of a guy? Enjoy Your Weekend.
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First.
Nice catch.
Congratulations!
What about Biden’s crypt keeper haircut?? Why in sams hell would a man of his age not at least have some sort of taper….looks like joe the hobo!!
Wow lookie at this.
Congrats.
Who are you again? You’re not KOB!!!
Revel in it. LORD OVER THE MASSES!!!!
Be benevolent.
We beseech the.
Just popped in for a minute. (“Popped by, swarmed by, more like !!!”)
I have to go check the other thread and see if I’m deploying the The Hemisphere of Insults®™
Rats of the Cong on your FIRSTNESS Good Sir(?). Is this your 1st FIRST!? I hereby bestow the Crown with Sceptre upon you and, here, fill my canteen cup full of Crown. I’ll take a heaping serving of the cornered beef beast with taters and veggies that Ex prepared from yesterday past. And light my seegar for me while you’re at it. And being as you at least sign as an NCO turncoated ossifer, I expect to see some true Lording over of the miscreanted d’weeded/weedetted deplorables in the upcoming week. Didn’t know that Radar got promoted from cplcap to sgtcap. Mention me to Lt Dish. I still see her…in my dreams. That Jeep you mailed piece by piece from Korea still running good?
The picture above kinda reminds me of the wax ring that was in the old toilet the crew pulled out this week. Or what Toe Mas the cat threw up this morning.
“wax ring that was in the old toilet”
Nailed it.
Pure luck. Was updating the status of maintenance request at work and stopped by to check on updates. This is my first “First”. Normally I just observe. As for being a NCO turned to the darkside, it was actually the other way around. I started as an officer but finished as a NCO. My friends gave me the callsign sgtcpt and it stuck. I’ll be a benevolent despot. Free Crown Royal for all.
Well, I believe it’s a step up from this, if I understand Army rank, which I don’t…
please excuse the poor quality, it’s the Tube of You and that’s not me giggling, just some rando…
Fun fact: Actor Alan Alda actually did serve as an army officer. He also served in Korea, although it was after the war.
https://www.biography.com/news/alan-alda-mash-military-career
Rats of the Cong to you!
KABLAM !!!!!
Nice shootin’ !!!!
Sergeant Captain !!!!
It works !!!
FIRST LOSER!
2nd?
2nd loser I guess…
Oh well.
4th!
I believe that cut is called the “fourchette”.
Fourth?
And we snow today, summer was nice.
have
Third Winter.
Next up, “The Pollening”, followed by Road Construction and Masshole Invasion.
We’ve already started Construction season in Whitler’s state. Seems that she’s gonna fix those damn roads, finally, well, at least the ones that were on the schedule from years ago.
Fifth? I’ll take a SWAG(scientific wild ass guess) at this – think it’s the twat-with-teeth cut..
I would’ve gone with “the sphincter” or “the douche ring.”
How about “the Lars”?
You, sir, are a genius!
Awesome, Fyrfighter! (grin)
Thank you sirs, I do what I can…
Excellent!
Good one!! Er, good ones..?
Cheers!!!
Was busy filling sandbags for the fighting positions.
Dull your bayonets, folks!
Have a great weekend y’all!
(about that haircut, dead ringer for a guy I knew in basic, Cantu. Dude may have been the funniest man alive. So in honor, the ‘Cantu’)
Closed escrow. I am now an Arizonan. Just as soon as I get an AZ ID, gonna use that “stimulus” check on some ARs and AKs (I celebrate diversity).
Congrats TOW, I bet it feels good to escape the People’s Republik of CA!
TOW, congratulations on being an ex-Californian. But those guns now Brother.
My best friend and hunting partner was born
and raised in Tempe AZ. He has often said
the only other place he would live is AZ.
Good for you OW. Enjoy your freedom.
Been calling allllllll over trying to get LE/Mil purchase on gunzzzzzz. Not too many to be had for what I’m looking for.
Disclaimer: I’M NOT LE!!!! I’m retired military (Reserve but with active duty too).
ANYWAY, I was just able to get a few pistolayez at the LE/Mil discount but others I had to pay retail-ish but not MSRP. I figured I cam out ahead considering demand vs supply.
SO, I just put in a request for a CZ 97 BD after doing much research and after shooting a Sig P220 Legion (rental) the other day. After that, I’m quitting for a while until my credit card(s) get out of ICU. (LOLZZZZZ!!!)
Con of the grads to not being in Commiefornia and near LARS!!!
Now, if I can work with folks to get the MD laws deemed unconstitutional like they did in D.C. so MD is a shall carry state vice a “May” carry. It’ son the docket for the Supreme Court December 2020 but not scheduled yet so….
We’ll see. At least I have some shovels and freedom seeds.
Congratz TOW, glad ya got it all figured out
Congrats also, TOW.
Welcome to AZ, TOW! Now get yourself over to Lute’s Casino for some good grub.
We sure hope you are not African-American, cuz if so, you will never be able to figure out how to get an Arizona ID or driver’s license.
Conrats, TOW.
D’oh! Hack completely missed the posting of The Weekend Open Thread. Perhaps next week will turn in Hack’s favor.
Pure luck. Was updating the status of maintenance request at work and stopped by to check on updates. I’ll be a benevolent despot. Free Crown Royal for all.
That was 1 hairy ass he pulled his head out of.
And look – some of the hair stuck!
Anal ring dome.
Ring left from bobbing for apples in the porta potty
I’m combining these two and then adding the string to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™
” Anal ring dome probably left over from bobbing for apples in the porta potty.”
I like it.
Congratulations you guys.
I’m adding this to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ with no explanation.
LMFAO
At this rate you are adding phrases, you may have to change the HOI to the Universe Of Insults.
I’m not certain, we’ve had some suggestions but what comes after Hemisphere? As(s)teroid?
As(s)teroid of Insults may be the most appropriate since the hemoroidial phonies are a pain in the Ass. Or they’re Asses? Or we are on their Asses. They need to go over there somewhere, like to live with Larsie. (anybody see what I just did) Or maybe, Planet of Insults, being as they are in their own little World?
DAMN, I forgot it was Friday. Oh well, I lay claim to Honorary First once again.
((((OVER))))
Just read about this – Must be a manpower shortage at West Point or the Honor Code is the latest creed to get “woke”:
Cadets who were being investigated for cheating on the Calculus test (instead of all of them being expelled) get probation and set back a year.
Pretty sure there will be post on this most ricky-tick.
“Calculus test”
How does one cheat on a Calculus test?
As I recall the phrase “show your work” was at the top of
each page. Even if you came up with the correct answer it
was only worth a small portion of the total score.
Full Disclosure:
I did NOT attend nor did I graduate from West Point.
Probably distance learning and guys passing stuff around on their cellphones during the test.
Name that cut?
Okay, I’ll go with “Hey guys, I’m ready for two-hole licking!”.
26th
Something you only see in a couple centuries. A retired British general officer gets convicted at court martial for fraud. He was sentenced to dismissal & jail time. He was stripped of all rank, and retirement benefits. Former Maj Gen Nick Welch is believed to be the first British flag rank to be convicted by court martial since during the Napoleonic Wars in 1815.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/nick-welch-fraud-prison-sentence-b1823011.html
That would never happen here. Glad the Brits at least hold their GOs accountable.
Ah, the “I Got Drunk and Passed Out First at a Party” haircut…
I think this hairdo matches the hair around another part of this klown’s anatomy.
He should have had the barber shave off his eyebrows to give his doo the full effect.
Had the chance to meet some friends for dinner after work and that meant the trivia would be late this evening. Hope I’ll be forgiven. Congrats to sgtcpt for your first-ever, always earned, never given FIRST on the WOT! Have a great time lording it over the rest of us. As for the fellow in the picture … EWWWWWWW! Anyway, here’s the trivia. DID YOU KNOW…? Did a Chinese man live to be 256 years old? By Commissioner Wretched Baseball is back! Following of the Chicago Cubs begins anew! With the start of the season comes the inevitable rush to see what, if any, all-time records can be broken. I found a few records that nobody wants to break: Hughie Jennings, most times hit by a pitch, 287; Duane Kuiper, one home run in 3,259 at bats; Anthony Young, most consecutive losses by a pitcher, 27. Yeah, those are records that nobody wants to break. It reminds me of the old comic strip “B.C.” where one character asks another, “What’s the fastest way to get from New York City to Salt Lick, Wyoming?” and the reply is, “Bat .126.” So much for records nobody wants to break. Let’s get into something everybody wants – trivia! Did you know … … the International Spy Museum really exists? Located in Washington, D.C., it opened in 2002. In its huge collection of espionage-related artifacts, the curious onlooker can find counterfeit money, incredibly intricate weapons, and even code-making – and code-breaking – machines. (And oddly enough, you don’t have to know any secret codes to get in.) … you use the largest muscle in your body every single day? You’re either walking with it, sitting on it, or getting it kicked by someone. It’s the gluteus maximus, the muscle that makes up your backside. It helps stabilize the pelvis and lower back, and plays a major role in hip movement. (In my case, it’s getting kicked by someone almost all the time.) … only one nation on Earth has a flag that is neither rectangular nor square? The flag of Nepal, a nation in… Read more »
I think that someone punked you.
According to the website below, the toymaker told that story, about the yo-yo being a weapon, did so as a marketing ploy. The yo-yo was popular in Europe in the 1700s. They even made a new style of yo-yo in the US, in the 1860s, which got patented:
https://yoyo.fandom.com/wiki/History_of_the_Yo-yo#Origins
Way back in the day, before Al Gore invented his Amazing Internet, Hack Stone saw a comedian on television doing a bit about the yo-yo being used as a weapon. His shtick including a fleet of bombers flying over a village, opening the bomb bay doors, and clonking the villagers on their heads with yo-yos.
And in happier news, Governor Sununu continues to demonstrate why he was reelected by a 2:1 margin by ending the NH mask mandates effective today.
Democrats are whining about it, but that should surprise absolutely nobody.
Towns and individual businesses are still free to enforce their own mandates, but good luck with that outside of Durham, Portsmouth, and other stank-ass hippie towns or shops.
Very late.
But still on the right side of the grass.
The left side has too many on weed.
That picture at the top is how you look and feel when you hit the sixth plane of “Phildoesque Enlightenment”.
Or when someones face breaks the sound barrier.
Naruto style…
Is anyone as tired as I am hearing about Prince Phillip and his Land Rover hearse.
Herbert,
Upstaged today by Prince Andrew Phony Admiral story.
(See below.)
Not quite sure what I would do or say if someone dear to me showed up with that kind of haircut, but uproarious laughter would be the first reaction. If they supported themselves, they are free to do what they want on their own territory. All bets are off if they expect me or mine to support them looking like such a fool.
Can you imagine owning a business and having someone show up applying for a job with a haircut like that? I grew up in the Midwest in the 70’s and 80’s when any kid showing up to school with a haircut like that would get their heads flushed all the way to China by the Jocks the moment they set foot in the locker room!
I also picture that as one of the haircuts that Farcebook Censors, I mean moderators have.
Tried to send this to AW1 Ed after I saw it… HMAS Sydney’s commissioning ceremony was “entertaining”, to say the least. Some badonkadonk action pier-side…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9468717/Bizarre-video-shows-dancers-twerking-Commissioning-new-Australian-Navy-ship-Sydney.html
OMG.
Stolen Valor Phony Admiral Prince WALT.
[The Queen “put her foot down” at Prince Andrew’s desire to appear at his father’s funeral in an admiral’s uniform.
The monarch decreed that none of the royal guests would be in military dress after her middle son caused a stir by ordering his tailor to prepare his uniform for a rank he technically never attained, the Daily Mail reported.]
https://nypost.com/2021/04/17/queen-nixed-andrews-hope-to-play-admiral-at-prince-philips-funeral/
Let the British Royal Family
black suit military medals scrutiny begin!!!
Thankfully, none of them are wearing medals on their thighs or asses.
Remember Jeremy Dewitte’s showing up to court due to violence? Here’s the phone recordings, with redactions, where both Jennifer and Jeremy made separate calls. What happened here conflicts with what Jennifer latter said in court:
I think this scene from John Q applies to Jeremy Dimwitte
Fuckwit gasket.
U.S ARMY how to recognize propaganda (1957) and its still true, worth a look.
https://youtu.be/ATY0KhMSOfY
Is that the foreskin cut the incels are wearing now?
Yes, but if can only be performed by someone with the dual quals as both a barber and a moyl.
rgr769,
Better be a lousy attitude shaky mohel!!!
fully dilated cervix cut
Update on local Bronze Star Black Leather Vest.
——
Here he is, today, on new video.
He goes on and on early on, but his knee blocks the view of the
Bronze Star clearly seen at 7:50.
It’s a family fireside chat for a local politician.
Immigrants from Romania.
The brother of this guy,
on January 6 Capitol fighting video,
is MISSING from the family fireside.
(Local rumors are the brother is in hiding now.)
Just putting this out there,
so when his FOIA records come in,
and his brother is national news, and likely in jail,
you all have the VIDEO of this biker club founder in action.
YouBoob Link cued to 7:50.
Fat loud deep throat
YouBoob channel and video host…
is their SISTER.
Here is the sister AND brother
(internet hashtag #FacepaintBlowhard)
blowing their horns on January 6, after retreating.
https://twitter.com/ColumboCaptain/status/1366505052379168769