Antifa Occupies Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler’s Apartment

| August 29, 2020

“Tear Gas” Ted Wheeler

Police Called, But No One Responds
HMCS(FMF)ret sends.

BREAKING: Activists occupy Portland mayor Ted Wheeler’s apartment and aren’t leaving until he: resigns, abolishes the police by 2022 with no tech or private replacement, and allots saved resources to BIPOC communities and city services.

Ace of Spades

Portland protesters stage sit-in at mayor’s home — after he and Trump trade barbs

Earlier Friday, Ted Wheeler wrote to the president, declining an offer of more federal officers
By Brie Stimson

A group of Portland, Ore. protesters staged a sit-in inside the lobby of Mayor Ted Wheeler’s condominium building Friday evening while others held a loud concert outside.

The protesters said they wouldn’t leave until Wheeler meets with them over their demands that he resign, reduce the Portland Police Bureau budget and never vote to increase police spending.

The protest appeared to be peaceful as of 10 p.m. local time, although red-paint handprints were seen on the glass outside the lobby, according to independent journalist Garrison Davis.

Some of the protesters had left by 10 p.m. for unspecified “safety reasons,” Davis reported.

Late Friday, Wheeler’s office released a statement saying, “We are monitoring the situation and hope protesters remain peaceful for the safety of other residents,” according to KION-TV reporter Jennifer Dowling.

Read the rest here: Fox News

You know me and my acronym OCD- Black, Indigenous People of Color (BIPOC). Ted best get on those demands before he runs out of hope.

Thanks, Senior Chief.

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  1. Ex-PH2 says:

    Why doesn’t “Teddy” just go lie prone in the lobby of his condo building and let those crapweasels walk all over them, scraping their boot soles on his face while they’re at it?

    Face it, Ted: you’ve already lost. That black chick mayor of Chicago is better at the job than you are.

  2. Roh-Dog says:

    Don’t feed the bears, Ted.

    • Green Thumb says:

      Funny, actually.

      I was curious if he ordered them some pizzas or Subway sandwiches to feed them…?

      • Hack Stone says:

        Hack accidentally hit the Rat Bastard Pansy Snowflake Button, please disregard.

        • Green Thumb says:

          Hey! Why are you reporting me!?!

          • Hack Stone says:

            It’s that cheap ass cell phone that the Vice President of the proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the federal government provided the staff. Word on Wilson Lane is that he stole them from the Reston office of All Points Logistics as he was escorted out.

  3. Wheeler is wheeley going to have to wheel and deal to get out of this situation and he wheeley should. I wheeley should take this shit seriously instead of making these punny puns. See you later Alligator.

  4. 2banana says:

    The communists in Soviet Russia liquidated the useful idiots first once they seized power…

    • OldSoldier54 says:


    • Hack Stone says:

      Hitler whacked a bunch of his earlier supporters when they started to become a threat to his power. Maybe the Honorable Mayor Wheeler will end up the same way.

      • Green Thumb says:

        Kinda like the “Purge” at All-Points logistics when Phillip Dale Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) was outed for being a Fake Native American and Fake SEAL. The Fake LEO came later.

        He tried to get rid of all the people that knew the truth.

      • Combat Historian says:

        DNC now consulting with Hillary on who in her stable of assassins is available to generate a “fatal heart attack” and get rid of this worthless soi boi fool…

      • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

        Lenin and Stalin had purges as well!

      • Anonymous says:

        “Who needs revolutionaries once the revolution is over?” –Himmler

    • Ex-PH2 says:

      They also executed the senior officers in the Red Army. Also made them dig their own graves.

      If you’re gonna clean house, do a thorough job.

      • Hondo says:

        Well, taking out the Red Army senior leadership did kinda backfire on Stalin about 5 years later . . . .

        • Hack Stone says:

          Even if he knew what was coming, he probably would still have them sent to the gulags. He considered his own officers more of a threat than Hitler.

        • NHSparky says:

          Unfortunately, the citizens paid a far higher price than the Soviet leadership (what was left) did. IIRC, 16 million Soviet civilians died during the war, in addition to the 10-11 million Soviet soldiers.

    • Anonymous says:

      “Mostly peaceful” rioters? They’re supposed to make you go “Joe 2020!” comrade!

  5. SFC D says:

    Ted, you created this mob. Might as well invite them into your home.

  6. Andy11M says:

    What’s the old saying? The birds have come home to roost? Hope they shit everywhere and rip everything up like they did with CHAZ.

  7. 5th/77th FA says:

    Doing a little reaping of the crop you have sown Teddy? Sucks to be you and/or a resident of Portland right now, don’t it? You might shoulda read “Dies the Fire” several months ago when I FIRST (ht to CW) suggested it.

    Methinks that real estate may become very cheap in P’Land…soon!

  8. The Other Whitey says:

    Cops were called, but nobody showed up? That’s beautiful! Let him reap what he’s been sowing.

    • Green Thumb says:

      He is going to be pressed for time as he is about to be dealing with a ton of lawsuits from the greater business community.

    • Fyrfighter says:

      “Thank you for calling Portland Police Department, your call is very important to us. Please remain on the line, and your call will be answered in the order in which it was received. “

      • Green Thumb says:

        They could always contract with Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency (both national and international) and none other than Turd Bolling.

        • Hack Stone says:

          Antifa crowd would hurt themselves if Thomas W. “Turd” Bolling of Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency showed up. Hack just went over to the company website, and it is rather strange how Thomas W. Bolling describes his military service.

          “As a decorated veteran of the United States Military Forces, Thomas W. Bolling has served the citizens of the United States of America both nationally and internationally. After leaving the U.S. Military, he continued his career as a dedicated law enforcement professional and security expert.”

          • Green Thumb says:

            “Turd” rolln’ rollin’ Bollin’

            Fat sack a shit patrolin’

            “Turd” rollin’ rollin’ Bollin’

            “Turd” Lied!

            “Kristi, I can neither confirm or deny, that I is a fat sack of shit and I like to lie”.

      • Anonymous says:

        “Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning a 7 am when The Purge concludes.”

  9. Combat Historian says:

    The pantyfas must be mad because trust fund baby mayor was trying to carry out the recent edict from his DNC masters to “crack down” on the rioters. Now with the pantyfas pushing back hard, watch this little trust fund soi boi wilt like a faded flower from the dueling pressures…

  10. rgr769 says:

    Do all the non-caucazoids from south of the border, including those with native people ancestry, belong to BICOP?

  11. rgr1480 says:

    This just in:

    Orcs March On Minas Tirith In Mostly Peaceful Protest

    MINAS TIRITH — Orcs marched on Minas Tirith this morning in a mostly peaceful protest.

    The rioters marched for peace, justice, and love in a calm, peaceful, orderly gathering outside the city walls. The mostly peaceful protesters launched peaceful siege projectiles at the city and sent Nazguls to maul Gondorian soldiers in a demonstration of their love and tolerance.

    More here:

  12. My, My, My says:

    They smell and see his weakness. They won’t stop.

    All he has managed to do is insure his neighbors are terrorized along with the rest if the city.

    The man has no balls.

    • OldSoldier54 says:

      He is no man … and about as useless as the proverbial mammary glands on a boar hog.

      As he let others suffer, when it was in his hand to relieve them of their suffering, so let him also suffer whilst others who could relieve his suffering, also watch and do nothing.

      • Hondo says:

        Actually, teats on a boar hog under certain circumstances are far from useless. To show, a purebread Duroc, Hampshire, Landrace, or Yorkshire boar must have “at least six functional teats on each side.” See p. 61 of

        No, I have no idea how whether or not a teat is “functional” would be determined for a boar. And I don’t really want to know. (smile)

        • Bill M says:

          Should we be worried that Hondo knows stuff like this…

          • Hondo says:

            No need to worry. I read that in comments to some magazine article about 40 years ago and thought it was funny as hell (then and now) – so I remembered it. I was able to find a citation including the quote via Google in about 2 minutes.

        • Claw says:

          A teat (nipple) on either a gilt, sow, or boar is considered “functional” (for show purposes) when it is neither flat or inverted, but normally protruding in appearance.

          Signed: Farm Boy originally from West Hog Flats, Pulaski County, Indiana./s

          • timactual says:

            I can sleep easy now that that little mystery has been solved.

            • Claw says:

              Yeah, glad to help. I come from a place where an advertisement in the local newspaper that says:

              “For Sale – 1962 Ford Falcon Ranchero. Asking $50.00 or will trade for a feeder pig. Call Thornwall 3-XXXX when the party line clears.”

              sets the whole town to talking./s

        • timactual says:

          You are just an amazing source of arcane information. I like that. They say that knowledge is power but I confess that I can’t see the power in knowing that show boars must have six functional teats.

        • OldSoldier54 says:

          Hmmmmmm … ok, I stand corrected.

          I must now find another lurid turn of phrase to describe the uselessness of an individual …

          • Claw says:

            How about this? (Here’s a chance to get a jab in at the Marines)/s

            “As useless as a white crayon”

            • KoB says:

              Thought the white crayons were the vanilla flavored ones?

            • Hack Stone says:

              How about “You are as useless as door on a mailbox for a proud but humble woman owned business that sells software to the Federal Government”?

            • Hack Stone says:

              “As useless as a fuel gauge on Daniel Bernath’s airplane.”

            • Roh-Dog says:

              Tire crayons are sometimes white.
              As useless as a cup of decaf?
              A left-handed screw driver?
              A safety brief?
              A mother-in-law?

            • Anonymous says:

              White (and yellow) crayons were great for putting in the Kindergarten chalk tray. Kids would happily write/draw all over the board… and it wouldn’t erase, had to be removed by the janitor.

            • NHSparky says:

              As useless as a cock-flavored lollipop.

              As useless as a football bat.

              As useless as a turn signal installer in a BMW factory.

              As useless as Anne Frank’s drumset.

              As useless as Michael J. Fox playing “Operation.”

              As useless as balls on a dildo.

              As useless as a knitted condom.

          • A Proud Infidel®™ says:

            How ’bout “More worthless than a third-hand used dildo”?

  13. Bubblehead Ray says:

    Personally, my favorites are the idiots chained together with the pvc over the cuffs. I’d put a nice cold bottle of water and a sandwich in front of each one of them and taze anyone who attempts to give them any. I’ll bet they’ll be begging for someone to arrest them in a day or two.

  14. Bill M says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha…OK, I know I shouldn’t…ha ha ha ha ha…laugh, but this is just too funny.

  15. George V says:

    I would imagine the mayor doesn’t even understand how he made all this happen. It’s not playing out the way is progressive narrative thought it should, but he’s clueless about his own part in it.

    • OldSoldier54 says:

      ” … the mayor doesn’t even understand how he made all this happen.”

      This appears to be a common malady of his kind. Probably sound asleep when God was passing out the IQ points.

  16. Skyjumper says:

    “BREAKING: Activists occupy Portland mayor Ted Wheeler’s apartment and aren’t leaving until he: resigns, abolishes the police by 2022 with no tech or private replacement, and allots saved resources to BIPOC communities and city services.”

    But, but, but…..our own Chinese Peacock Boi said earlier this week that they don’t want to get rid of the police.

    He wouldn’t be lying to us, would he?? (grin)

  17. Poetrooper says:

    If you check out Wheeler’s Wikipedia page, he is true-blue limousine lib, another Gavin Newsome, right down the line on all their key issues:

    Yet, despite all that and his allowing the Marxists to go on their destructive rampages, they still want his head. The useful idiots never learn, do they?

    Ya gotta love it…

  18. Charles says:

    Quoted from the Wiki article:

    Wheeler predicted that “there would be further attacks on public buildings” and that the protesters were “a prop in the election campaign for Donald Trump and “reinforcing the stereotype that anarchists have gone wild in Portland.”

    Yeah, that’s about the stereotype I was thinking.
    Oh, and by the way, that same Wiki article describes him as a “moderate Democrat.”

    Really makes you shudder to think of what the “leftist Democrats” believe in.

    • Hack Stone says:

      So if he thought that the protesters were working on behalf of President Trump, why did he allow them to destroy the city?

      • Poetrooper says:

        C’mon now, Hack, you’re using common sense and logical thinking–two things not allowed in Democrat discourse.

      • Roh-Dog says:

        I mean, when Cheeto Hitler lays a trap the smartest thing to do is to not react to it, even tho if you not-not reacting to it would make more sense because it’s like, your f**king job, so if you not not-not react to it, that’s like super smarterer. —AOC (probably)

  19. A Proud Infidel®™ says:

    AW GEE WHIZ, poor widdwe soy-sipping little pisspants booger-eating bedwetting pencilneck of a Mayor just can’t please anyone! First he thinks he’ll be considered “cool” by getting gassed alongside the maggots, that didn’t work and now the rest of his world is crashing down around him and look at me, no fucks to give about him!!! I do carry a few here and there, but anymore I’m very stingy about when and where to give a fuck, and it won’t be to any fleabag liberal!!!

  20. Ex-PH2 says:

    There’s quite a contrast between this numbskull and the current mayor of Chicago.

    No, she was all understanding and concerned and accepting…. until the thugs set Chicago and environs on fire and looted the Loop and the ‘burbs. Then she got upset. And then it was even worse when those ungrateful pants-wetting brats went on another rampage and turned another peaceful protest into loot-burn-steal-destroy… and then it happened a THIRD TIME, for Pete’s sake, and after everyone had gone to bed, and all those stores were looted and pillaged… and now she’s really pissed off… because they embarrassed her. They should have gone in to her neighborhood, too. She doesn’t like it when people gather near her house. They don’t have a right to be there…

    Gee, how comes one old broad in Chicago has more backbone than that slacker in Portland? Did I miss something there?

  21. Commissar says:

    You guys lose your shit over the most banal acts of protest. At worst it is trespassing.

    Hardly anything to be trying to spin a lawlessness narrative around.

    If this where 1776 you all would panic and take the first ship back to England because you thought the colonists were being lawless rioters.

    Law enforcement in the country needs reform. Period.

    Some protest tactics are stupid. Some protest demands are stupid.

    But the protests are necessary. And the “lawlessness” is being exaggerated by the pearl clutching right wing echo chamber.

    • Commie-Tsar says:

      It’s all about destroying the capitalist dogs and imposing our view of the world on everyone!!!


    • SFC D says:

      I think what you’re hearing is laughter at the irony and poetic justice of the whole thing. And at you. You’re a fraud.

    • Poetrooper says:

      As usual, you completely miss the point, Short Round–we’re laughing at the irony of the fool’s chickens coming home to roost–irony being something you (and so many humorless lefties) lack the imagination to appreciate.

      We get it–you don’t. Nuthin’ new about that…

  22. 5th/77th FA says:

    Some more police being brutalized, from some peaceful demonstrations! Hey spapos, why you go piss up a rope? Your Marxists handlers got your Soros Bucks Bonus to you yet? And I guess all of these fires burning out the businesses in these cities is helping to reform the po po too.

    • Poetrooper says:

      By the way, you being a Redleg should understand why I call our Berkeley bonehead, Short Round.

      He always falls short of the target and can be counted on to inflict damage on his own positions…

      • 5th/77th FA says:

        Oh yeah, I picked up on that the FIRST time you used it. Had thought about that moniker for his sissy punk asinine piece of sh^t seagull myself, but I didn’t want to equate him with anybody vertically or circlely challanged.

      • Hondo says:

        You mean it’s not an anatomical reference, PT? (smile)

  23. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    It’s getting hot in Portandia tonight… scroll throught the twitter feed at some of the action from todays truck parade thjrough the city.

    Locals are starting to make a stand…

  24. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Enough said – from the DC protest today

    This is what they want…

  25. Slow Joe says:

    Commissar Lars is the smartestest poster on TAH evar!!!1111….

    I forgot what stupendously funny shit I was going to say, but it was super funny.

    And about commissar Lars!!!!11¹11+1

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      Major Moonbat, me mean Commissar, him more smarter than us beekuz him go skoool at UC Berzerkely , him even say so and him saying we brainwashed by eevil Orange Man who had

  26. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Homicide in the downtown area – suspect is a “black male”

    Andy Ngo – doing the work the MSM doesn’t have the balls to do.

  27. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Watching a live stream from Portland… someone said that there’s a full scale “protest” in Oakland as I type this.

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      And they have gone into riot mode as of now – tearing up a gas station…

      Peaceful protest my ass…

    • Roh-Dog says:

      Thanks for this, I’m tuning in now.
      Hopefully everyone’s mommy calls them home.
      What a damn farce this is.

      • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

        “No negotiations with terrorists… it’s time for action”

        From the narrator of the above stream.

        • Roh-Dog says:

          I heard. The candor is refreshing but not a huge fan of painting the streets red or filling lampposts…just yet.

      • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

        What happened to the use of fire hoses and water cannons like in times past?

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      Popping CS or pepper spray in DC… and the natives are melting down…

    • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

      One thing I have heard from the various feeds in Oakland, Portland and DC… there are people from Portland and Seattle in other locations “supporting” protests. This is blowing the “unorganized” narrative out of the water.

      One little Pantyfa openly talking about being organized, having access to gas masks and vests… fucking stupid.

      Also, caught part of a conversation about people blocking others onlive on Twitter and YouTube to control the message.

      • Commissar says:

        Stop trying to push the “organized” narrative you Luddite.

        People hear about a protest and they show up.

        Some people who want to support bring water and milk and supplies.

        Others come as street medics.

        There is no organization needed.

        I volunteer as a street medic sometimes.

        I don’t need to coordinate at all. I just show up.

        That is how protests work…you just show up.

        It takes no more “organizing” than a tailgate party in the parking lot of whatever game is being played on a given weekend.

        • Poetrooper says:

          “That is how protests work…you just show up.”

          No, that’s how your shiftless, worthless lives work–you just show up…

          • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

            Once again I announce my curiosity AS TO just how many of those fleabags have ever had a real job? I’ve noticed via some mugshots posted on social media that some arrested were Teachers!

        • HMCS(FMF) ret says:

          Fuck you, Lars… you know that it’s the truth and I heard it on the live feed that I posted earlier from DC and Portland.

          Maybe instead of playing street medic you should be talking about OPSEC on live video and audio feed, asswipe.

          Now get back to work sucking dick…

        • NHSparky says:

          Dear Dipshit,

          In Kenosha, Wheelie was shot and the riots were in full force before the sun had set that day, with people coming from Chicago and Milwaukee.

          Military spouse phone trees don’t even work that fucking fast.

        • SFC D says:

          You just show up. Exactly the same way the pallet loads of bricks and pavers show up. You’re a fraud.

        • Fyrfighter says:

          “That is how protests work…you just show up.”.. You are correct Commissar, thing is, we’re not talking about protests, we;re talking about riots organized by communist insurrectionists, and financed by Soros and others like him.. different thing entirely from peaceful protests.

  28. HMCS(FMF) ret says:

    Teddi Soi Boi’s response to Trump asking to send help to Portland…. very petulant letter from a soi boi:

  29. Commissar says:

    A guy was killed in Portland. Shot in the chest.

    A bunch of counter protestors came, in convoys of trucks. Armed.

    The rumor is one of the counter protestors was shot with his own weapon.

    I heard some details but there is no way to verify or check them so I will hold of on commenting further until we get something from law enforcement.

    Other than the fact that someone was shot and killed, the rest could be complete nonsense. Rumors spread fast. Facts take a lot longer.

    • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

      I’m willing to bet that the one shot not only has had other troubles with the Law, but was attacking someone when shot. You see Major Moonbat, a number of people who want to be left alone are sick and tired of the shit going on and are making themselves heard!

      • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

        I take back what I said, an article I just read says that it was a Trump Supporter that was shot dead, likely by some liberal. Now if it were the other way around, the DNC propaganda media would be all over it labeling us Conservatives as violent animals!

        • A Proud Infidel®™️ says:

          Here we go, according to this article the person murdered was a member of Patriot Prayer, a pro-Trump group and I’m sure that the maggot who did that picked who it thought would be an easy victim that wouldn’t fight back just like the Antifa maggots who have assaulted and harassed Senior Citizens!

        • Commissar says:

          Well, it is the lead story of Huffington Post. So it is not being ignored by the left.

          This guy may be a completely innocent victim. We don’t know yet.

          However, he did arrive in a caravan of armed men who came to confront unarmed protestors.

          So regardless of the innocence of this man’s choices that may have led to his death…

          It is hard to claim a “both sides” narrative when one group is almost entirely unarmed and the other group is well armed and came to confront the unarmed group.

          • Just Lurkin says:

            Well “mostly unarmed” except for the guy who did the shooting. Meanwhile who did the “well armed” group shoot pray tell? You really are ideologically depraved Lars, your allies are shrieking at random individuals throughout the country and engaging in open intimidation, but you won’t see it. You can’t, it would break you. Your movement has lost its way (if it ever had any intent other than to rage at the world, that is) and the American people see you as you are: a gang of hysterical failures taking out their frustrations on a society which allows them a level of comfort they could never attain on their own while also revealing them as the pathetic losers that they’ve always feared that they are.

          • Mason says:

            Turns out some of those “protesters” weren’t unarmed now, were they?

          • Fyrfighter says:

            Seems that if someone shot this member of Partior Prayer, it’s highly unlikely that the one who did the shooting was “unarmed”… see, that’s called logic Commissar…
            When the dems release thousands of violent criminals because of “covid”, then they suddenly show up at “protests”, it’s not really a coincidence…

    • Anonymous says:

      Stay tuned for further details. First reports are always wrong.

    • 26Limabeans says:

      “Facts take a lot longer”

      Yet somehow remain an asterisk at best and
      pushed aside because “feelings”.

    • SFC D says:

      “I heard some details but there is no way to verify or check them so I will hold of on commenting further until we get something from law enforcement.”

      You should’ve had thought before you typed a single letter.

  30. Commissar says:

    Here is the Portland Reddit mega thread on the topic.

    You also get some insight of the perspective of those who live in Portland and are dealing with these protests.

  31. 26Limabeans says:

    “dealing with these protests”

    You keep using that word. I do not think you are
    using the correct word to describe the situation.
    Calling it what it isn’t is not helping.