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| July 15, 2020 | 9 Comments

 

MACON COUNTY, N.C. (WLOS) — Deputies say a Macon County man shot and wounded a home intruder Saturday night, July 11.

The man told investigators a woman knocked on his door and when he answered a man tried to force his way inside.

The homeowner shot the male intruder in the arm and the suspects escaped in a car.

Three suspects, identified as Natasha Kerberg, Carmalita Pike and Kenneth Lawrence were later arrested.

They admitted to law enforcement they were trying to rob the man for money to buy heroin.

This information led to the drug trafficking arrest of Dean Myers.

 

I doubt we could get half a bag of brains between them.

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  1. MI Ranger says:

    Kudos on the Cops for following the leads, and arresting the dealer…now hopefully they can ring the description of the suppliers too!

  2. Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH B Woodman says:

    “Natasha Kerberg, Carmalita Pike and Kenneth Lawrence”

    I know it’s low hanging fruit, and and most likely a low score at that, even with the add-on modifiers, but…….
    CALLING CLAW, CALLING CLAW! TIME TO SPIN THE TAH WHIZ WHEEL! Hopefully you’ve been doing proper PMCS on The Whiz Wheel.

    Thank you. That is all. Out.

    • Claw says:

      Whiz Wheel®™ results (DAM multiplier of four) are:

      Natasha Marie Kerburg 31×4= 124
      Carmalita Pike 23×4= 92
      Kenneth Lawrence 27×4= 108

      And just because his partners in crime dropped a dime on him:

      Dean Myers 15×4= 60

  3. Green Thumb says:

    I would posit that all three went to the All-Points Logistics summer camp when they were younger.

  4. Ex-PH2 says:

    “The homeowner shot the male intruder in the arm…”

    No, no, no! When are these homeowners going to learn that you shoot the Bad Guy Intruders in the nether regions? When? Not only does that remove the possibility of the intruder showing off his “scar of battle” to his homies, it also renders him unable to reproduce and will likely have him sitting instead of standing when he uses the loo.

  5. Claw says:

    Added Note: I had to job order the TAH Name Scrabble (Home Version) KAL-55B Whiz Wheel®™ to the DS/GS Electronics Repair Shop at 704th Maintenance for a severe case of Sisyphus, but it has been returned and is now fully functional./s

    • rgr769 says:

      I heard that Sysiphus was just a mythical disease. Is it like one of them ‘puter viruses?

      • Claw says:

        No, Sisyphus is a real hands on deal. Couple of weeks ago I was working out the grids for a changeover from Mount Everest to Pikes Peak and that little pop rivet in the middle of the Whiz Wheel®™ just fell off. So off to the repair shop it went./s

  6. 5th/77th FA says:

    Dave, you being generous thinking that you could get half a bag of brains between them. Maybe a quarter bag…maybe.

    For certain, there ain’t nobody with any piece of brain at all that would hit either one of them skanks. Not even IDC SARC…’specially not even IDC SARC!

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