Robert Danny Hay; shortest USMC career in history
Scotty sends us his research on Robert Danny Hay of Helena, Montana who rides around with his Marine Corps career on the back of his pickup;

The word on the street is that he’s picking up a large VA check every month for his injuries in Vietnam that go along with all of those stickers. However, that’s not what the USMC says about his career;

According to Scotty, there’s going to be a knock at his door this morning.
Category: Phony soldiers
Hay: I’ve previously (see comment 130 above) told you precisely how to prove any claims made above are false. It’s a fairly simple process. Have someone read and explain them to you if it’s beyond your ability to comprehend simple written instructions like those above.
If you can prove anything posted here is incorrect, I’m reasonably sure Jonn will run a correction and/or correct the information that’s in error.
If not – you’re SOL, bubba.
@233. One must first possess character in order for it to be defamed. You have NONE. What little positive reputation you had lies in tatters at your feet. You built that reputation on a foundation of lies and now those lies have been exposed.
You feel no pity or concern for those you fooled with your falsehoods. You show no sympathy for those you prevented from getting what is justly theirs through their honorable service to this country. All you feel is anger that you have been exposed for the liar and scam artist you are.
I laud your attempt to join the service. At one time, I suspect you understood what words like honor and integrity meant. Military life isn’t for everybody – It’s full of hardships, separations and privations that civilians will never know or understand. “Better to fail while daring greatly…” to quote Roosevelt. But you perverted that noble effort with tall tales and lies, turning a noble effort into a mockery of those who really did do the things that you were physically, mentally or emotionally unable to do.
You do not earn my anger…you don’t rate it.
Anger, perhaps not. Scorn and contempt? Abso-fuckin-lutely.
Yeah, Contempt is there. And so is derision with a side order of scorn.
Thanks, Hondo. I forget sometimes that appearance is everything in this new world in which we find ourselves bereft of substance more often than not. 😉
What LebbenB said in #253. That sums it up perfectly.
OWB: appearance is everything? No. But sometimes it’s important that certain people see your message in a form they can readily understand. (smile)
JohnBob Boy,
One other thing. I served 32 years with brothers Marines. Two thirds of my career as a Senior Enlisted Leader and Command Master Chief. If you want attention I can facilitate it in short order. That is my promise to you and your lies. As upheld by the US Supreme Court where they so determined, “the remendy for Stolen Valor is the truth” and we can shed light on the truth from TAH, NYC, any town USA or your hometown.
One other thing fu@kstick, when we find evidence of fraud associated to your license plates and VA status the result will be you running like a little girl for the Canadian border.
You want my attention, you have it!
Ball is in court ScuttleFu@k!
I’m telling you guys, all of this stuff with Wickre, Witless and now John Bobby Danny here is leading up to the formation of a semi-retarded “Legion of Doom” for Stolen Valor cases.
Hey Hay, SUE ME, and if you get anything, I’ll split it with you! (Mighty liberal of me, ain’t it?). Until then, STFU, but you’re too 8TFU and stupid to do so!
Wait… is this guy trying to up his running for next years Stolen Valor Tournament? I think he just might be. Not only was he a lying ass to the federal government, he thinks he can pull a Wickre on our site for a better running.
And yes, I have actually started to use “pull a Wickre” in my day-to-day verbiage. When someone asks me what it means, I direct them here.
@262.
I hear you.
I called someone a “Phildo” the other day.
Maybe we should start calling him “Danny Wickre”?
I see that Bobo the Wonder Turd has graced us with his presence, and following the Wickre rules of engagement, using the pseudonym of “john”… how fucking original!
Bobo, if you don’t like what is posted about you and your lying ways (you are not a Marine or LEO), then just don’t visit this blog. You’re a liar… you’ve probably lied about your “service” for years to anyone that you think you can impress. You want this to go away, tell the truth and take the crap you have on the back of your truck off.
Until then, you’re still BOBO THE WONDER TURD!!!!
I have a few Marine Corps magnets on my car, and one decal on the side window. No decorations, didn’t earn much but no one’s business what I earned.
Bob. Some of us call you “Five Weeks” here. We hope you don’t mind. Just kidding there BobbiJack. We hope you do mind. Oh. Damn near forgot. I bought you a MORON sticker for your truck. Let me know where to send it. You are a former police officer? You are aware that you are barely literate, aren’t you? And what is up with that comma business? Hell, if I didn’t know better, I’d swear you have a spceial fondness for tiny, dangling thingies. Wait! I don’t know better. Is that it Five Weeks? Do you have a special liking for dangling thingies?
look,,,,,none of you dumb ass morons know Bob,,,i was in his unit,,,i will have you know, ALL, of the DD214 INFO. and any thing else this stupid dipshit wants to put on his website is ALL FAKED!,,,,,,,UNDERSTAND,,,,i can take a picture of you at home,,and superimpose it in front of a whore house,,or take a recording and edit it to say what you want it to say!,,,,,,,,,,do you people feel SO BAD ABOUT YOURSELF that you have to attack someone to make you feel better about you?,,,,,,,,,,you people need to grow up!, get a life!,,,,,is this kind of BULLSHIT ALL YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE?,,,,,,,THE Bible say’s, have your fun,,enjoy you crap here, because there will be a day you will face the all mighty GOD!,,AND all YOUR LAWYERS,PAPERWORK,ETC. WILL NOT BE THERE,,,YOU WILL HAVE YOUR DAY IN FRONT OF THE ALMIGHTY JUDGE!
Ah, the old “John, friend of BOB, vouching for BOB” gambit. There must be a written stolen valor/posuer template out there. They must have gone to the same secret squirrel use of extraneous commas course, too.
John,
I am a Master Chief Petty Officer and God has reserved a seat for me at his right side.
You, my loathing sack of rotting flesh, will burn in hell sitting beneath Lucifer pleasuring him with anal tounge darts!
I have an Iraqi Vet sticker and a USAF Combat Arms Instructor on the back window of my truck. Those are the two most important things I did while in the Air Force in my non-humble opinion. You can laugh at me since I’m not posing like Rambo, but unlike you I actually served. Failing out of basic don’t mean you are a Marine, it means YOU FAILED and couldn’t hack it. You are an embarrassment to real Marines. If you ever make it to Fairbanks Alaska hit me up, I will not hide from you. In fact I would enjoy meeting you, as well as a few other TRUE vets from various branches. You are a coward Bob/John/whatever fake name you want to go with since you are a coward and unable to post you true name up here.
John Bobby!!! Stop it!! Stop this shit!! We know it is you!!! Your sockpuppeteering sucks!!! I am about to piss my self as I type this from laughing at you…..”I was in his unit”. Yeah, me too. We went to boot camp together for 15 minutes then you went home. Cause you were a loser. And could not hack it.
I was a DI. I have seen your type a million times. Realized in receiving barracks that you made a big mistake but not yet ready to pull the plug. Get to your training platoon and just go through the motions. Get worn out by the DI’s until you finally say the magic words “I refuse to train”. And then the nightmare ends. You get processed out with a FTA discharge (failure to adapt) and go home. But that is not good enough. Got to manufacture a heroic career to make up for not being able to hack it when you got the first big test of your life. Just stop it. You are not going to get the veterans in here to back off with your weak, toothless threats. Just admit you are a poser and go away. Or this will be your daily reminder that you are a shitbag.
You are welcome for your free advice. You may now go back to reading your fake bible.
To the tool posing as “john” and “John” in comments above:
You are cordially invited to go to comment 107 and follow the second link contained therein. That rather says it all.
Give up the charade, Hay. We know it’s you.
This guy is too funny. Can we keep him? I’m not paper training him, that’s for sure. And I’m not walking him either. One bowl of scraps per week. That’s it. Two bowls of water and no more. If we do get to keep him, someone has to break Five Weeks of that comma problem he suffers. Do they have shots for that?
Bob the Maggot strikes again.
MasterGuns: I though the mirror would be his daily reminder. But what do I know?
To all my TAH BFF’s,
Sorry for pulling the ATD out of the “Only Use ICO Emergency” locker. But the use and application was too perfect.
With humorous regrets,
MCPO
Never apologize for the use of ATD Master Chief. Sometimes you have to go full nuke when the subject of your derision has gone full retard…..
Quote: “,,,,i can take a picture of you at home,,and superimpose it in front of a whore house,,or take a recording and edit it to say what you want it to say!,,,,,,,,,,”
Sounds like fun! Need to warn you that attempting to photograph me at home or anywhere else might not be as much fun for you as it would be for me, however.
But I seriously want to see which whorehouse you select for the superimposing thing. You must be pretty familiar with them! Me? I would not know where to look for one if my life depended upon finding one.
As to that recording and it saying whatever I want it to say, may I suggest, “Shut up and take a seat. Over there. Waaaaaaaaaaay over therrrrrrrrrrrrre, please.”
On
You want to take a picture of me and ‘shop it in front of a whorehouse?
Why? I live in a cathouse, you asshole!
I swear to Burger King and McDonald’s both, this twitwoofy is psul the uncool’s dumber twin clone.
Hey, HAY! Keep possting. You’re making me laugh my ass off.
Seriously!
It looks like Robert Danny Hay was married on 1 Aug 1969 in Tarrant, TX and divorced 18 Nov 1982 in Tarrant, TX. I’m sure that his ex could fill us all in on what happened at boot camp in 1970 and his double top secret missions post boot camp. She might have even been there when he was awarded all of those medals. Don’t worry, Bob, I’ve got her name, too, so she should be easy enough to get ahold of and ask about what you were doing from 1 Aug 1969 until 18 Nov 1982. I’m guessing that neither getting shot nor going to Vietnam won’t be on the list.
And, just in case you decide to play the same stupid publishing private records thing with me, too, 1952 Texas birth records, and marriage and divorce records in Texas are all public. If you don’t like it, call Rick Perry and cry to him.
Usually when one of these fakers spazz out like this, it’s because something has happened to trigger this behavior (yes, I watch too much true crime tv). I wonder what finally pushed Bobs button? The wrong person confront him? He miss out on a job? A member of law enforcement leaving unreturned messages on his machine? What was it Bob that made you drag a forgotten post back up from the graveyard?
Gawt Damn Bobbi Boi, you are really flying off the deep end aren’t ya. Shit, your IQ dropped 10 points with your rant @268, and Bobbi Boi, just like all the other poser’s whom have come here, all of you hypocrites have then used the wrath of God and the miss quoting of Biblical Scripture to finally try to scare us. Guess what Bobbi Boi, it will not work. So just like every one else here who has made the suggestion that you just stop posting here. “YOU WILL NOT WIN”, “NOT HERE ON EARTH, NOR IN YOUR WARPED VISION OF HEAVEN”.
Hey, John/Bobby-boi,
The first rule of getting out of a hole: quit digging. Instead, you continue to bury yourself.
Let’s see..you’ve never been a Marine, your “records” were never sealed, you implied service awards, rank, and Vietnam service that you never earned/performed by putting stickers of medals and rank on your truck window, and you display your total, all-encompassing ignorance of the most basic tenents of law regarding threats, stalking, and defamation of character.
Yeah, I’d say your character has been defamed…you’ve done it to yourself by your behavior and words (I believe the appropriate term is “self-inflicted wounds”).
Good luck getting an attorney to take on your case. If you DO go see an attorney about all of this, better check his license to practice law if he agrees to represent you…anyone who would do that probably got their law license out of a Crackerjack box.
By the way, Bobbi-boi, you didn’t bother to answer, so I’ll ask again…why’d you fail to finish boot camp?
Robert Danny “Wickre” Hay, I proudly display an “Afghanistan Campaign Veteran” decal on my pickup truck, and it’s legit. I paid for the right to display it in blood, sweat, and tears. YOU, however, are a proven fraud as well as a flaming idiot!! What makes you madder, having to pay the price for your charade, or your sister hanging up on you when you try to have phone sex with her?
@272. Your post has made me think.
I was an Army DS and, like you, saw my fair share of quitters. I got to thinking about the ones I kicked out…I wonder how many of them wound up like Bob-John-john (Sounds like a character from the Waltons, don’t it?)and are spinning tales of military heroism instead of telling the truth about their military “careers.”
I was never a DS, but I’ve come across some quitters myself in both Military and civilian life. I once worked with a joker who told me HE WAS prior service, but he “Got kicked out of Marine Boot Camp for kicking his DI’s ass…”
I couldn’t quit laughing in his face, and Robert Danny “Wickre” Hay reminds me of him!
Robert Danny “Wickre” Hay, keep the laughs coming. SUE ME too, and I’ll live up to my promise!
Actually Bob, I do know of an attorney who would take your case. He’s a real estate guy in Maryland. He seems to be more than willing to take poser cash for some very poorly written official sounding letters.
You know what’s twisting Bobby’s tail? He’s going to lose his ill-gotten benefits and maybe have to actually, you know, WORK for a living. The HORROR of it!
WELCOME TO THE MACHINE, BOBBI-BOI!! BWAHAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!
@290, hopefully he is facing criminal fraud charges for his ill-gotten VA benefits.
@291 I hope as you do, but I don’t think jail would frighten him as much as actually having to work would. In jail, he gets three hots and a cot and STILL has the government taking care of him. Which is what he wants in the first place, and which is why he concocted his fable to begin with.
Why did you remove the stickers from the back glass of your pickup Robert Hay ?. If you are legit, Why are you running than ?
Pinto, it’s not just the government taking care of him… Bubba and Thor would be taking care of him, too.
@292…….. I think your spot on. Probably started out claiming his bullshit story for the va money. Then as being a Vietnam vet became more in vogue, thought well hell, I’m collecting the money might as well talk the talk. By the way bobi boy, everyone wants to know, what happened after five weeks? We’re you a bed wetter?
@268 There is no DD214 on this site you dumb SOB.
@269, I don’t think he knows what a 214 looks like. Guess why?
@293, would it be nice if the feds required him to pay back every penny he has defrauded the U.S. taxpayer on top of his sentence he has to serve with a cell mate like this. http://klipd.com/watch/lets-go-to-prison/eskimo-kisses-scene
I’m just honored that I pissed this tool of enough to have him address my post. Just going to let you know Robert Danny Hay, you are going to be the subject of an essay I have to write for my English Composition Class. Your picture, FOIA and quotes from the idiotic responses you post on here will be attached to it. I’m going to get a real kick out of the feedback I get on this. You are the epitome of a piece of shit poser. You never earned a title then popped up years later claiming to be a decorated veteran. You even go as far as getting fake citations, car stickers etc. You rock the lie for years, bluffing and blustering everywhere you go. Finally you display your stupidity in front of the wrong people and your background is looked into by people who know what they are doing. Your lies are fully exposed and your persona falls apart. Being as you are not the brightest candle on the cake you try to up the ante with the “my records are all classified” bullshit line. That may work with people who don’t know records, but not with folks who deal with shit bags like you all the time. Once that falls through you threaten arrests and legal action. Since you know about as much about the law as you do about being an actual veteran that shit don’t fly either. You get bitch slapped again. You complete the “poser polka” by using the “you people need Jesus” line and creating the Sock Puppet “war buddy” to post here. It’s all been tried before, It doesn’t work. You are just too stupid, stubborn and delusional to realize the jig is up and you need to drop your bullshit. All you are doing is getting more light shed on your cockroach-like existence. Scum like you doesn’t fare well in the open. Like peeling back layers of an onion, more and more crap is going to come out about you. If you have committed any fraud, stolen anything, or pulled… Read more »
Is it possible that I could write a guidebook for Stolen Valor wannabees? I mean, think of the asinine crap I could put in it. And they’d believe it, too. That’s how stupid they are.
EllTee GreenThumb, maybe you could get this doofenburger and Zippy the Pinhead Blake together and they could spend a weekend lying to each other and engaging in heavy, if malodorous, physical contact.
I see our pet jagoff up in Montana managed to piss off not only THE Master Chief (MCPO NYC) but a Master Gunnery as well. That takes a lot of brass balls, wowzers! Sucks to be you, pal…