A Message for Our Purple-Tiger-Striped-Jumpsuit-Wearing Readers
Well, everyone’s favorite purple-Tiger-striped-jumpsuit-wearing jerk washed-up has-been one of only a handful of people ever thrown out of the SFA skydiving clown (literally) freaking idiot TAH reader recently “graced” us with another appearance. This time, he’s shown up in Facebook comments to some recent articles (for a representative sample, see the Facebook comments here).
Yo, Doofus – long time no see. Wassup? Have you been flying an aircraft while half-crocked again? (2nd part of article here.) You been busy stroking or choking the old “Thunder Chicken” . . . costume? Attended any SFA meetings lately?
Yes, folks, Anus Maximus has resurfaced again – just like a persistent case of athlete’s foot or jock itch. He claims yet again to have determined who I am. According to jumpsuit-boi here, I am a Retired Army Special Forces Sergeant Major. Specifically, he says in one of his ignorant ramblings I am none other than SGM George Milton Davenport III.
Well, at least that’s what he’s saying today. About a year ago, supposedly I was Don Shipley – and before that, I was a retired US Army General Officer. Or maybe he thought I was the retired GO afterwards. The guy changes his claims regarding who I am so often I can’t really keep the details of his looney-bin ramblings straight any more.
Hmm. Oddly enough, that’s not the name on my driver’s license – and yeah, I double-checked. Or the name on any of the other cards in my wallet. Or on my birth certificate. Or on my bank accounts, for that matter.
Sh!t, I guess that means everyone’s been lying to me all my life about who I am, too. Because “George Milton Davenport” certainly is not what people have been calling me all my life.
But Baldy the Dumbcluck says that’s who I am, so I guess all of those documents and other people must be wrong. He can’t possibly be wrong, given his “mad skilz” as a “trail assassin”! He cometh!
(Well, at least he claims he “cometh” – but he never seems to actually get anywhere he says he’s going. And given how decrepit “wonderful” he looks in this mug shot, frankly I wouldn’t be surprised if he can’t get it up any more – much less keep it up long enough to “cometh”.)
Oh, no! How will I ever recover from this massive shock? How will I ever sort out the mess? With apologies to Apu the Hindu of Simpsons fame: “Oh, now I am truly screwed!”
Yeah, right. (smile)
Yo, “buddy”: wrong again, dipstick. I am not SGM George Milton Davenport III, US Army, Retired. Best I can tell, I don’t believe I’ve ever met SGM Davenport – though I guess it’s theoretically possible our paths crossed 2+ decades ago and I don’t today remember meeting him.
Based on a quick look, from what I could find on the Internet SGM Davenport sounds like a great guy. Maybe I’ll meet him one day and we’ll laugh about ignorant bozos like you over a beer or two.
You really should quit accusing people I’ve never met of being me, though. This latest makes at least 3 – plus only God knows how many others that I’ve missed. I really don’t know for sure how many people you’ve claimed are me; I have better things to do than attempt to monitor all of the asinine, idiotic Internet ramblings of a tool like you. But I should probably count my blessings; at latest count, another individual who comments at TAH has now been incorrectly accused of being someone he’s not at least 7 times.
The fact that I’m not SGM Davenport is probably a good thing for you, Dullard. P!ssing off former SF operators or SEALs – and you are neither, your past bogus claims of being SF notwithstanding – like the good SGM and Don Shipley generally isn’t a particularly good idea.
Living rent-free in your mind kinda sucks, though. Yeah, it’s a cheap place (in every possible sense of the word). But the place stays disorganized, chaotic, and messy as hell all the freaking time. Things there doesn’t seem to work very well any more; I understand they likely never really did. Logical thought seems virtually absent; ditto the concepts of being truthful and honorable. And as your own past statements here and here show, your mind seems simply to reek of both misogyny and racism. Thankfully I have a strong stomach.
You might as well give up trying to figure out who I am, WitLessOne. Based on your demonstrated competence to date I predict you will only find out who I am if and when I want you to know – not before, and maybe not ever.
But it’s a free country; suit yourself. Keep wasting your time and looking like an utter fool if that’s what you want.
Until you come to your senses, I guess I’ll just continue to be your obsession. (I’m not holding my breath.) Oh well – Queeg had his strawberries; there’s no accounting for the workings of a damn fool’s mind.
But I still think you should execute the final bit of advice I gave you in my article from about a year ago. IMO, that advice is still 100% apropos today. If you’ve forgotten what that advice was, just follow the last link in my earlier article.
Category: "Teh Stoopid"
After looking at the picture of him imitating a carrot, it’d not that he can’t get it up, he needs a life vest, cause he’s drowning in the ladies.
You’re joking, right?
I think TankBoy forgot to put the (/sarc) tag at the end of his statement.
I am loving that you weren’t sure. That is funnier than the mind picture I put in Woodman’s head.
Was reasonably sure, but prefer to be positive.
Pass the mind bleach. I got a vision of Bernutless and/or WItless as a giant dildo (imitating a CARROT, drowning IN the ladies).
RAAAAALLLPH. . . . .
It’s amazing how alike these two are. Maybe they were separated at birth? Somewhere, in the heaven that freak show carnies go to, there is a bearded far woman disavowing any knowledge of tossing a couple of babies into the wrong dumpster after that one night stand with the guy who bites the heads off of live chickens.
Damn, it worked so much better in the movie:
I am Spartacus !
I am Kirk Dougl… I mean Spartacus.
EXACTLY what came to mind: I am Spartacus!!
(Dave, in Houston TX)
How many locations can we get?
I AM CLYDE DIDDIT!!!
I’m Liam McIntyre, well, no , I’m not , but my wife wishes I was put together like him. 😀
Glad to see Bernath has rediscovered his copy and paste key in the Facebook comments.
And almost instantly in the Facebutt posts, it’s Bernasty posting more of his BS about this website being off limits from Gov computers. Hey, Bernasty, you know that if DoD declares a website verboten, they block it from all Gov computers, right?
*ATTENTION*
THIS MESSAGE WAS TRANSMITTED FROM A DHS COMPUTER!
CC to 1sgt asap = Arcom
You, sir, owe me a new monitor, a new keyboard, and a fresh cup of coffee. 🙂
That much whine needs a truckload of cheese.
If there was ANY veracity in his claim, DOD would not be pleased with him publicizing IP’s, especially since they are behind a firewall.
He thinks your name is George? I thought it was Harpoonious Poofter Queequeg.
Oh, well, he thinks I’m some woman who writes children’s books, someone who has nothing to do with me and certainly does not have the same name as I do.
He’s as nuts as ever. Pay it no heed. Just spray the entire boundary with Off! and he’ll go away.
Geez what the hell is wrong with that guy? Everybody knows your real name is Steve Forrest and that, oddly enough, you have a wonderful singing voice….
C’mon guys get with the program, Hondo was always Steve Forrest no matter what Sammy Jackson says.
Maroons…
I know I’m not as popular as some of the regulars here, I’m certainly not as articulate. But my disgust and disdain for the Thundertwat and Noah Gas are the same. So, to help them out, I will now list some of the people I am not-in case they want to send those crack bounty hunters after me too.
I am NOT the Duke of Earl.
I am NOT the Queen of England.
I am NOT Peter Piper.
I am NOT the Most Interesting Man in the World. (although I have played him when drunk)
I am NOT Britney Spears, although we were married briefly in Vegas.
I could go on, but that’s enough hints for now.
Happy hunting you flaming turd!
You were married to Britney too? I was hitched to her for a short time during my abortive dance career in the early 2000’s.
But are you the Walrus?
Koo koo kachoo.
Got one, got one, everybody’s got one . . . .
(For those wondering: according to an interview I remember reading years ago – Playboy in the late 1970s or 1980, I think – John Lennon swore that was the actual lyric chanted near the end of the tune vice “Smoke pot smoke pot everybody smoke pot . . . . “)
Do you remember the classic James Taylor interview? Playboy asked him why he had just bought a red 928 Porsche – was it the color? The speed? The handling? Styling? Hee answered “I just wanted a red sports car that would make a lot of girls want to f*ck me”. Most honest Porsche owner ever.
You know the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
😉
Do you know the difference between Bernath & Dallas, and a pair of real cowboy boots? The boots have the bullshit on the outside.
I am not Ron Jeremy either.
Bernath and Dullass fart condoms.
I hope they have latex allergy’s.
They like to go gay bar-hopping to see who has the best “Juicy Banana”.
As I’ve posted in pervious threds what they are doing would appear to violate Facebook’s terms of service. Has anyone thought of simply clicking on the report abuse link? I tried but it requires a Facebook account and since I’m not a Facebook user can’t.
Not really.
I mean. It’s like your drunk uncle.
You just point and laugh.
True but it would be an interesting exercise to see if Facebook lives up to its end of their terms of service agreement, not to mention getting them banned/kicked of Facebook for their antics would be hilarious and one more nail in the “just go away coffin”. Actions have consequences, if you spout lies (Honorary CPO, medals earned, etc) then you shouldn’t be surprised when your held accountable. If you violate a terms of service agreement, go off the deep end, start threatening and bulling others well then you deserve to get your account suspended.
Also not sure what the current status of the Legal Olympics is with this bunch (would be interested an SITREP) but something tells me it isn’t going well for their side. Though I certainly hope someone is capturing court admissible screen shots of these antics.
No, they won’t. Facebook won’t even remove psycho Islamic extremist pages advocating murder. Why would they bother with this shit?
Yep. Facebook seems highly ideologically selective in who it requires to follow its TOS – and who gets cut breaks.
Perhaps there is a plan? But what do I know? Nothing. I know nothing.
Should we start calling you Schults now? 😉
Ich weiss nichts!!!!
I’ve tried that, but Facebook is a little bitch. I’m about to pull the plug on FB comments.
Probably for the best.
A minor win for the dirtbag but his sniveling will be pinched off.
Sorry to hear that John. If you want I can do some digging to see if any one I know has contact info for an actual person to call/e-mail.
Do it! Social media is the downfall of society.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! This is great, its like having two sites in one. They are always at the top and I can skip by them to read what the adults have to say. Then I go back to the top for dessert. Its like having bats in the belfry. Besides, its a perfect place for Sky Clown to drop in. Bernice might calm down after the sex change is all done. Ahhh, and Vinny, he reminds me of that crazy guy on a Kitchen Nightmares episode.
I was worried for a second.
Boss came up to me and told me I had to turn in my DOD laptop.
But no…warranty was up. Just issuing me a new one.
Damnit. And I thought I had arrived.
*sigh*
Glad to see the Pentagon has caught and disciplined a bunch of gateway firewalls.
Speaking of the Pentagon, the Army CIO may be interested in the fact that this bunch are publishing the CIO’s phone number all over the place….
Well, don’t just sit there, Ish. Tell the CIO.
Not Army, or active anymore, even if I was I’m not about to call up a GO and say hey General how’s it hanging, BTW there are these loony bins blasting your office phone number all over Facebook, just thought you should know. Then again maybe we could pass it off to an active duty 1SGT so they can get an ARCOM…..
It’s not really his phone number, according to AKO.
Must be an old web page. I just did a reverse search and an army.mil page came up listing it as his number. (Probably how the cooknest crew got it was well.)
Wittless and Birdbath, what a pair of complete Phony ass clowns. But hey we need them for the Comic Value.
Glad to see General Hondo keeps Witless guessing, you would have to pay good money to see an act like Witless at a Comedy Club.
The could call themselves “The Felcher Brothers”
I like it! Subtitled “two twatwaffles, one straw”
What’s even funnier is the idea that the DA G1 cares about computers. Right now he’s up to his ass in trying to figure out how many majors and lieutenant colonels he can dump and still have something left to be colonels and generals in 10 years.
You’d think that a former RTO would know that computers are in the G6 realm and at least tell me that LTG Ferrell is coming to get me. It’s no more realistic, but at least I’d think that the two of them had more than 1 brain cell to share.
You’re such an optimist, Bobo. If they have even 1/4 working brain cell between them, I’d be surprised.
They do, but said cell is trying to figure out how not to stay alive while drowning in the ladies!
Hondo! Joke!
I have empty pasta boxes with higher IQs than this combined quartet of quacks.
A statement that Obama was spotted in a Georgetown bar wearing a wig, a miniskirt, halter top, and stiletto heels is, on its face, credible. Still, you would want proof. With these guys, the statements are themselves incredible. Even the grain of truth is absent which, as we know, is often necessary for fools to believe such silliness. They are, it appears, nearing the end, the point at which they have so saturated the web with bullshit that even a casual observer winces when he comes upon their names and knows to dismiss their crazed utterances without reservation.
Milt … aka Hondo,
Face it … he has you pegged!
That is all!
@ HONDO:
I know who you are!
You’re John Wayne!
I know, ’cause I seen the movie.
JRM: nope. John Wayne’s been dead for more than 35 years. (smile)
You are awfully quick with answers for a dead dude.
Well, they say there’s not too much to do in the hereafter. I guess they gotta do something for amusement. (smile)
The real John Wayne (1884-1955), my maternal grandfather, has now been dead for almost 60 years.
Were he here now I’m sure he would tell the Non-CPO the same message as a real MCPO that we all know and that would be to KMRIA ! ! !
Or perhaps Fitzy’s version expressing much the same sentiment. (smile)
Wait a minute, Hondo is not Al Gore? I know George, George is a friend of mine, you sir are no George Davenport.
Calling me Al Gore is an insult, bud. I have standards – and they don’t include being afraid of something like ManBearPig! (smile)
They also don’t allow me to spout pure bullsh!t about “inventing the Internet”, either. Gore didn’t do that. Vincent Cerf and Robert Kahn are generally credited with doing so, though the basic idea traces to early 1960s work by Kleinrock, Licklider, and Taylor.
For the WWW, a different person entirely is responsible: Tim Berners-Lee.
http://www.computerhope.com/issues/ch001016.htm
Ok, so the Al Gore thing was a low blow even for me. I was diagnosed with MPD but so many others keep telling me its not true. (I think one of them might be Hondo.
Actually Dave, Hondo is a retired Sergeant Major General and I even found a picture of him in his parade dress uniform:
http://hal_macgregor.tripod.com/gregor/Mackenson.jpg
Nice. But my hair ain’t that grey yet . . . so that’s a “no go”. And unlike Baldy the Dumbcluck, I still have hair. (smile)
So Hondo isn’t the very model of a modern Major General?
Yeah, right. In my dreams, maybe. And only in my dreams. (smile)
So every video will be changed to The Who? 😀
For Hondo: I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I’ve information: unethical, fraudical, and criminal, I know the kings of fraud, and I read their fantasies hysterical From Androsky to McManus, in order scatological; I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters pathological, I understand their ramblings, both the simple and fanatical, About our actions I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, With many cheerful facts about the tightening of the noose. I’m very good at intel and different machines; I know the military missions — including the Marines: In short, to bust the most unethical, fraudical, and criminal, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. I know their mythic “history”, to be blunt, it’s such a crock. I laugh hard at their excuses, they’ve the intellect of a rock, I quote in modern prose all the wrongs of braggadocios , These rascals know no shame! A peculiar bunch of Bolos; I can tell undoubted Heroes from the fakers and pretenders, I know the croaking chorus of the deceptive counterfeiters. Then I can read a 214 despatched from NARA way before , And decipher all the truth from that infernal attention-whore. Then I can write so clearly using proper English form, And tell you ev’ry detail of a jumped-up uniform: In short, to bust the most unethical, fraudical, and criminal, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. In fact, when I know what is meant by “fraud” and “valor stolen”, When I can tell at sight a poser and a felon, When such affairs as death threats and surprises I’m more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by “washed-up water rat”. When I have learnt what progress has been made in their skulduggery, When I know more of Law than a “30-year catastrophe”, In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental gallantry — You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a Harley. For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters most-unethical, fraudical, and criminal,… Read more »
That, sir, was epic.
My hat’s off to you.
(chuckling) Damn nicely done, rgr1480. Not necessary, but thanks.
The movie Hondo was directed by JOHN Farrow. It starred JOHN Wayne and the boy in it was named JOHNny Lowe. I see a pattern. Hondo’s real name is Farrow Wayne Lowe. Come on, am I right? Huh? Am I?
If his first name was Farrow, wouldn’t he have a show on MSNBC?
Nope. And my name isn’t “Tonto Goldstein”, either. (Hat tip to anyone who gets the bawdy joke reference – smile.)
So your other name isn’t DICK?
(chuckling) Well, I see someone remembers the old joke . . . . (smile)
Yup, Bubba.
I’ve heard his real name is Richard Weed, but everyone can just call him “Dick” for short!
First to post it! 🙂
Dude, please. The shortened, Bowderized, safe for radio play version? Sheesh.
You could have at least posted the original (possibly NSFW for language; use discretion):
1. I am not the real Slim Shady. Please stop asking for my autograph.
2. I am not part of a complete breakfast. The contract on that ran out a year ago.
3. I am not the father of Billie Jean’s child. If you think I am, you need better glasses.
OK, I think I covered all bases. So I’d like to give a middle finger greeting to Never Been a CPO Bernath from one of his “domestic terrorists.” Hopefully the bruises from the ass beating the Girl Scouts gave you from trying to steal their cookies have healed by now.
Uh oh. too many clues there NR Pax. What were you throwin off the Tallahatchie Bridge?
Billie Joe McAllister, I thought you jumped!
Look, I’m just trying to get the accusations out of the way. -:-)
Hey Bernath? Another question for you. How does it feel knowing that the only way you ever experience intimate moments is by dousing your hands in cherry flavored vodka so they go numb enough to forget what you did with them?
I’m betting he can only afford a bottle of Thunderbird
Or Cisco, that might help to partially account for his looney-tunes behavior.
The duo are really going to be shocked when they find out that Hondo is the Airborne Lt. General James McConville that Bernasty warns about.
Geez, SJ – don’t give the tools any ideas. The folks in the Pentagon have enough on their plate as it is without a extra ration of penny-ante, noise-level annoying crap from these imbeciles.
Someone in the facebook comments is calling you our Hondo you must be shaking in your boots!
*out
Yeah, right. Regarding Dullard, this picture sums up my reaction to his pointless, deluded whining above. Pic may be NSFW, so you’ll have to follow the link.
Thanks, DH. (smile)
Hahaha
Okay so let’s look at birdbath’s list.
IP address Server Name Description
152.121.16.253 gateway-16-253.uscg.mil Coast Guard, gateway server machine, probably a router
152.121.16.253 duplicate
132.79.7.15 hvaarlngwc01.ngb.army.mil National guard, recruiting command, server
132.79.7.15 duplicate
199.46.199.231 dfw-gate2.raytheon.com Raytheon corp, gateway server, probably a router
152.121.16.253 gateway-16-253.uscg.mil Coast Guard, gateway server machine, probably a router
143.250.2.10 host.stratcom.mil DoD server machine
155.9.10.4 BC-9-10-4.wood.army.mil United States Fort Leonard Wood Headquarters USAISC
152.121.16.253 duplicate
143.250.2.10 duplicate
First of all, based on the name and the IP, all of these machines are either server machines or network infrastructure – routers or gateway boxes. Why? First, because they have hard IPs and client machines have a soft IP that they get using DHCP. Always? Nope, but client machines with a hard IP are rare. Second, birdbath’s list contains resolved server names and I checked every one and the names are still the same – that is, these are hard assigned IPs, assigned to a server machine, not a DHCP address.
None of those IPs identify a person. They are just a bunch of systems – one of them is a Raytheon gateway machine, not even a DoD machine.
Next, using birdbath’s messages, he seems to say that he can figure out the browser and operating system. But they are all Windows 7 or Vista. Nobody uses Windows 7 or Vista for a server. Nobody.
I tested most of them with ping, ICMP works. Many, perhaps most, client machines block ICMP so you cannot ping them by name.
I tested all of them with http://. None of them accepted a port 80 HTTP connect.
There are more tricks (telnet, ftp, port scan, Nmap,etc) but I don’t need a phone call from the DoD so I’m not going to try any harder.
If any DoD admins read this, I am not trying to penetrate your systems. I am trying to make the point that birdbath is just trying to intimidate people with bogus stuff.
WTH did you just say? Keep in mind that I have experience adjusting metal coat hangars and aluminum foil on TVs to improve reception. On second thought, never mind. Some things I am not meant to grasp.
Wait – I can translate from Geek. Basically, Bernutz is grabbing some random crap from some server log somewhere (I would like to find out how, by the way…) and because it says things like “Department of Defense” in the entry, he “knows” for a fact that it is a person on a govt owned system on govt time. However, he has a vast lack of understanding of how this crap works, and so is simply (further) exposing his delusions by trying to intimidate people.
IP addresses CAN be used by persons with the knowledge, and more importantly, the AUTHORITY to trace them back to a machine. But morons like Bernutz don’t have the first clue how to read a router log, much less trace an entry back to its source.
Am I close Richard? 🙂
Daniel A. Bernath can barely read a bus schedule. He’s the kind of stupidass that would take the #5 bus twice to make up for missing the #10, then he’d blame and sue TAH for not getting where he wanted to go, DITTO for DallASS Wittgenfeld!!
I think he said he took a computer road trip, LOL.
I can do the coat hanger and foil on the TV too, was damned good at it. Oh, how I long for the simplicity of certain things past.
Wish someone would have used a coat hanger on Dullass and Birdbath.
It’s all black magic to me man…
ATTN: John Lilyea
We the people request an official TAH survey. The question is who would you rather be the passenger in an Airplane with Bernath or Derpman as the pilot.
Or worse, wearing a chute packed by Dullass in a plane piloted by Bernath?
How about this answer: I’d rather be stepped on by a rhino than share a plane ride with either of them.
The smell they create together would never leave the cabin air renewal system. Vinegar woudl be ineffective against it. The plane itself would have to be condemned and scrapped.
Where was he yesterday?
I’m guessing the driver of that car needed new skivvies and a full roll of TP afterwards . . . .
I can just imagine the conversation between the taxi owner and his insurance company.
“Duck Sauce Insurance company. How may I direct your call?”
“Um. I’m not sure. I own a fleet of taxes, insured by Duck Sauce. One of them was struck by an airplane on the Main Highway Bridge. Am I covered?”
“It depends. Who do you think was at fault?”
CLICK.
Damn it we told him to duct tape that dog in the co-pilots seat!
That was Bernath convincing TransAsia he could fly a plane with a forged pilot license
No way that’s the footage from The Derpmans drunken, Ranger, Azz clown almost a pilot hard landing in Florida.
Guys, I don’t mean to wet-blanket your fun, but 23 people died in that crash. 2 peopld in the taxi were also injured.
Well, you are right. The fact is that people died in that crash. Others walked away, wet and cold. Gallows humor is what it’s called. And the fact is that if the crash had happened in the US, I would not have used it. I guess that makes me some sort of –ist (anti-sinoist?) Please note that it wasn’t the result of the crash that was the focus of my using the video or of my comments. They were directed elsewhere, with the dropping plane a prop, so to speak. No one was killed in the taxi that was clipped. It is bizarre, is it not, to see a taxi struck by a plane? If my humor, admittedly sick, offended you or anyone else, I apologize.
Who is Hondo?
Thats is a question that has been asked throughout that ages, time and again young and old alike have asked? Who is Hondo?
After countless minutes of research, asking those “In the Know” and some soul searching over a cold beer I found the answer.
Hondo IS.
Hondo is who saves the day when some obscure facts needs to be checked.
Hondo is who diligently does the math to find the pressure of a football.
Hondo is who time and again protects the world from evil, only to leave until he is needed again.
I personally think Hondo is all of us, and we are all Hondo, however there is a credible theory that Hondo is actually part of the internet that has become self aware, constantly fact checking everything and correcting those that need his guidance.
*I* am Hondo!
I’m Hondo!
I am Hungry,
wait
I am Hondo!
Naw he’s Hondopedia 🙂 <3
Je Suis Hondo!!!
Hondo is a Jesuit?
I am Hondo.
I am Hondo!
I AM HONDO!
Hondo? No, me-um prefer Harlee.
I. AM. HONDO!
I AM HONDO, too!! Hey Daniel A. Bernath, wanna sue me too, shit-for-brains?
I’ve got it!
Hondo is really ‘The Stig’!!! I mean, hell, no one knows who the Stig is either, right?
http://www.stigviewer.com/stigs
Hondo is simply, Hondo. lol
Well… I’m still sitting here at my desk waiting for CID to come bursting through the door and arrest me for being on TAH. Man, they must have a huge file on me since I’ve been visiting this site for about a year and a half now. Nevermind all of the important shit like pedophiles and embezzlers. Oh wait, I work in a SCIF so they can’t come in here. Maybe they are waiting outside for me… Let’s go have a look huh? … Nope, nobody outside. 1SG hasn’t said anything to me. CSM likes to check this site out from his work computer too. I guess I’ll go turn myself into Gen. Ashley. I’m sure he will lay the swift hand of UCMJ justice down on me for being on this Veteran’s website that the admins and S6 failed to block access to.
SARCASM MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Fm: SFA
To: Dallas Wittgenfeld
Subj: Reinstatement as a SFA Member
Dear Mr. Wittgenfeld,
We regret to inform you that your application for reinstatement to the SFA has been disapproved.
You may, however, resubmit your application for reinstatement in 90 days for further disapproval.
Warm Regards,
SFA
I think Hondo is a retired Army Master Sergeant, who has so many awards that he, is authorized a continuation private to help carry all of his awards and decorations. Also he has the coveted Space Shuttle Door Gunner Badge with 5 stars. Truly a more decorated service member that bernath.
Don’t these nut cases have family that cares about them? How can they let these loons walk amongst us? Don’t they seek professional help and meds for them? But maybe they’re happy to let them go lick windows and stay out of their hair. Sad.
Doris Dahmer loved her son Jeffrey. What’s more she was an educated woman and a counselor. So, you see, family can’t always save people from themselves, SJ. I’m sure Doris tried, but when it came to her boy’s meal choices–well, there’s only so much family can do. Let’s leave it at that.
Do you know why Jeffrey Dahmer didn’t have clowns at his birthday party, over?
Because they taste funny, over.
#BringElaineRicciHome, over.
Hey where’s Waldo?
North-Central Florida, about 10 miles NE of Gainesville. (smile)
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=38966
Hondo are you Tyler Durden??
This is rapidly becoming the one of the best threads in TAH annals!
I AM Hondo.
https://www.youtube.com/user/WhatsMyLineCBS
Those Santorun-frosted dingleberries on an inbred buck-toothed rented Swamp Donkey’s ass are like some really obnoxious and stupid stray dog, the one you don’t know whether to feel sorry for it and feed it or just shut the door and call the dog catcher. Daniel A. Bernath and his sniveling lackey Dallas Wittgenfeld have accused at least seven other men of being me. It began last year on Lars Larson’s show thread (the first two) and has continued since. Daniel A. Bernath continues to spout it in Disqus, he’s like that obnoxious bum on the street corner that just sits and talks to himself in between cussing fits he has at those who don’t pay attention to him. The Google is strong with you idiots!!
Ich bin Hondo
Well, at least that means you’re not a jelly donut. (smile)
I Hondo, therefore, I am
I am Hondo. And I let the air out of the footballs, too.
Nope. I’ve never been in the NE Patriots stadium, much less their locker or equipment rooms.
Besides, I detest the Patriots. There’s no way I’d do anything that might help them win a game by hook or crook. (smile)
The real “Thunder Chickens”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VMM-263
Well I am not Hondo, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn.
I served with Hondo. I knew Hondo. Hondo was a friend of mine. Senator, you are no Hondo.
Actually, I never met Hondo. I feel left out, since as far as I know, only one person has been mistakenly identified as Hack Stone.
#BringElaineRicciHome
I MIGHT be Eugene Cowznofski of Somewhere, USA.
Gee whiz, no one else is A Proud Infidel®™?
(((((OVER!)))))
I used to be. Does that count?
Hondo…WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MATTER NOW???? HT/hillary
Did it ever occur to any of you that there really isn’t a Hondo, that it has been Jonn’s other self. Yeah, that’s it. What we have here is a kind of Three Faces of Jondo going on. Jonn would call it multiple personalty disorder. Hondo would call it Dissociative Identity Disorder. There is no Hondo. Well, there is, just not when there’s a Jonn. There. That should give someone fuel for thought.
Objectively…
Who is John Hondo?
I missed all this?
Hondo, it’s like you’re a stranger to me.
I once ran into a Honda before catching a flight to Hono after spending some time in Hondo.
Does that count?
Did Hondo spend some time in you? Not that there is anything wrong with that.
#BringElaineRicciHome
Ten Bears has warbow named Hondo.
That is “Hondotrific”.