Long weekend open thread

| July 3, 2014

MCPO requested an early open thread and demanded that I put this ghey picture on it;

ghey Navy shit

But it needed something less ghey so;

Category: Open thread

163 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
atkron

I was thinking this would be a better example of world’s best navy.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud-at_mpGSU&w=560&h=315%5D

Sparks

Darn it!!! I wanted to hit the first comment on the unusually long “Open Weekend Thread”. But what the heck.

Everyone, please have a safe, fun and enjoyable 4th of July weekend! It is a wonderful holiday celebrating the greatest nation God ever blessed this earth with…America. The Great United States of America!!! Have fun everyone!!! Drive safe if you travel and just enjoy your families. For you readers deployed somewhere, my prayers are with you as always. Thank you for serving and I pray you come home safe and soon.

streetsweeper

Sliding in to second base! lol

Sparks

streetsweeper…Is that a reference to Creedence Clearwater Revival’s, “Put Me In Coach”.

streetsweeper

lol!

David

minor correction, that was a solo song by John Fogarty called “Center Field” from the album of the same name.

Sparks

From an old 11B, God bless all you who served in the United States Navy! Those big guns and Tomahawks were awesome. I know it doesn’t take much to push a “bang” button on a console but you guys are still A-Number One in my book. 😀 😀 😀 Happy 4th Sailors!

royh

I didn’t even HAVE to push the button on my console! Of couse, I wasn’t throwing VWs 20 miles, either.

streetsweeper

What? No picture of MCPO’s assault snow shovel? That’d be real ghey…er Giduck er…ahhhh. Leaving before he hits the deck! lmao!

Sparks

streetsweeper…Never mess…with the CPO Mess.

Ex-PH2

When leviathan rises….

atkron

Foxtrot Sierra Hotel!

Nany Brta

You guys really need a like button. My dad was career Navy and I just lost him in September. It got pretty dusty in my office while I was watching this. Happy Independence Day all.

Nany Brta

Oh, FFS. My post name should be Navy Brat…

Fsckity-Fsck

Happy 4th to all…except those who may love Russia more than the US

http://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/05/19/john-giducks-ties-to-a-group-that-may-have-bombed-a-us-embassy/

Too early to squeeze out a Giduck just yet. I’ll need to eat some meatloaf tonight to make it worthy.

John Giduck – the fat turd with a face

Ex-PH2

Oh, while I’m at it, it’s the 200th anniversary of the Star-Spangled Banner.

Sparks

Ex-PH2…Yes it is! Thank you for the video.

Twist

Happy fourth of July to everyone. I finally made it to Fairbanks. Everything with the move went alright except for my Rottweiler defecting to Canada. He broke out of his travel kennel that was in the back of my truck and jumped ship. We reported him missing and he was found two days later. A family with three boys and a farm found and fell in love with him so we let them keep him.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Yeah … You never want to challenge the CPO Mess. We are deep in resources, committment, determination and focus. Ask our friend in Portlania … We will have the final OP and AD CON on all!

All have a safe weekend … I am working the Macy’s Fireworks at a secret undisclosed location deep in the bowels of a Level IV facility!

Oh … And Bernath is not, never was nor will he ever be a Genuine or Honorary CPO. PERIOD!

Ta Ta …

SJ

Dammmit MCPO! You MUST say “OVER”.

Legans

From my days in the FMF. Right after reveille the Bosun’s mate on watch always sent this over the 1MC;

“Clamp down all weather decks, polish all top side bright work. Sweepers, sweepers, man your brooms. Give the ship a clean sweep down fore and aft. Sweep down all lower decks, ladder wells and passageways. Dump all trash abaft the stern. Now sweepers.”

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

“Attention onboard USS Valdez there are men working aloft, do not rotate, radiate or energize any electronic equipment while men are working aloft onboard the USS Valdez”.

Legans

“Muster all restricted men on the quarterdeck with the duty Master at Arms. Secure the mess line.”

Legans

When we were below decks, (the most common place for an embarked Marine,) the 1MC sounded “Haul over all hatch hoods and gun covers.” That meant it was raining.

Legans

“Reveille, reveille, all hands heave out and trice up.” That was how they woke us up in the morning.

NHSparky

True dat, Master Chief. The next week should be very, ah, “interesting” for He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named and his little butt buddies.

A Proud Infidel®™

MCPO, He was denied admission to the Oregon Bar Association, thus I ASSume that he also has never been and never will be an Attorney At Law in the State of Oregon either!

SJ

Arthur is pissing on me now. Ground zero. Is Arthur a ghey name?

Ex-PH2

Here’s a bit of WWII, for nostalgia. Some footage of the Graf Spee is included. The series was ‘Victory at Sea’, shown on TV (if you had one).

John Robert Mallernee

I remember when I was a small boy, Daddy and I would watch the weekly episodes of “VICTORY AT SEA” on the black and white television set in our living room.

Daddy is dead and buried, and a few months ago, I purchased the complete set of “VICTORY AT SEA” series on DVD from the AMAZON web site.

I wish I could have done that while Daddy was still alive, and I could have given it to him as a present.

“VICTORY AT SEA” really is one of the best military documentaries ever produced.

RunPatRun

Still in search of donations for Fisher House, no amount is too small!

http://www.teamfisherhouse.org/goto/patquinn

Thanks!

Sapper3307

ATTENTION immediate hiring at All Points Logistics.
Successful applicant must have leather chaps no leather pants need apply.
And be able to lie in ten or languages.
Also ability to clean up body fluids around bosses desk without slipping.

John "Faker 6" Giduck

I may be looking for work soon. Thanks for the tip.

sincerely

John “Faker 6” Giduck

Ex-Army doc

@PH2 – the vid of the National Anthem was marvelous. Thanks for sharing.

All – have a wonderful July 4 holiday and weekend!

Ex-PH2

Same to you, Ex-ArmyDoc, and to everyone else.

3/17 Air Cav

EX-PH2…… Tomorrow’s fare while enjoying the 4th, basking in the site of the Columbia River: ball park franks, on a stick over the campfire; potato salad; macaroni salad; chips; last but not least “moms special beans. All washed down with a ample supply of beer direct from my old chest style pop machine. Complete with ice on the bottle when extracted!

If you do the beans let me know how you like them!

Enjoy the 4th. be safe all!

3/17 Air Cav

Meant sight, damn it

Ex-PH2

I have B/S chicken to roast, plus smoked sausage; potato salad; pasta salad; tortilla chips w/salsa. That’s enough to stuff a sofa. Ice tea, cold DC. I’ll do the beans next week, with smoked sausage and ribs. And pickled cucumbers & onions.

I have to mow the lawn and do something about the flower(weed) bed. Too wet, too cold, not enough sunshine, nothing is growing like it should. Oh, well.

I will hang the flag out, as usual.

John Robert Mallernee

The CONFEDERATE flag?

(I hope!)

John Robert Mallernee

After all, the soldiers in the Continental Army were “REBELS”, right?

And before the Constitution was written, the United States was a confederacy, governed by the Articles of Confederation.

A Proud Infidel®™

Ahhh, BEER, it’s NOT just for breakfast anymore!!

Isnala

Here’s you holiday weekend pre departure safety briefing: If playing with fireworks always have a bucket of water hand. Also let the sober person handle them. Lile a granade once lit Mr. Firework is no longer your friend.
Beware of: ‘hey y’all watch this’ or ‘check this out’. If by some chance you convince the opposite sex to have anything to do with you, wrap it up. But remember flys spread disease so its probably better to keep yours closed. More importantly stay safe out there TAH and we’ll see everyone Monday.

Now for the real question: Glen Morange Lastana or Glenlivet 15?

Delilah T.

Glenlivet, always.

Just an Old Dog

From Cheeseslayer’s aka the two-legged cock-mole’s evidence site.

Wed. July 02, 2014

It looks like TAH has claimed its 6th body.

WTF someone going around picking up cadavers?
Or did some misguided oul bite the big one?

Climb to Glory

Holy Shit. I read his post. That dude is fucking deranged or something. By the way, he claims to be a rescue swimmer as well? No way that tub of shit even knows how to swim.

Just an Old Dog

yes we were discussing that claim a while back.
Denny likes to bullhit his way into getting certs or just straight up lying about it.
I can see him bobbing for terds in an open septic tank, but thats the extent of his swimming ability.

A Proud Infidel®™

‘Ol Blobfish could jump in a swimming pool full of tits and come up with a mouthful of dicks!!

NHSparky

It’s just as well I never saw his site. That much stupid might create an Internet Black Hole and cause the entire WWW to crash in on itself.

Just an Old Dog

It’s jut as well I can only take it in small doses.
If you want a good laugh delve into how he got his “crime scene investigation” cert.
Its some internet bullshit where you do 15 hours of study, then “recert” by doing 15 hours of annual internet study with them a year. There are about 15 areas of study, like crime scene investigation, criminal profiling etc.
Every single area would probably take a good 2 years of actual study to become competent in, if not more. Yet Denny did everything in 15 hours via the internet.
What a shitbag.

AW1Ed

What post, where? I was a helo rescue swimmer my first tour, and the fur on my back is standing up and I’m snarling, switched on to the pissed off mode.

Climb to Glory

On Denny’s bullshit hack job of a site. Be prepared to get angry.

Just an Old Dog

We discussed it last month on Dennys thread.
talked about the requirements and how it was pretty much impossible for him to have that cert,

OAE CPO USN Ret

Take a look at Wittless’ page too. One note of caution. I won’t be responsible for any damages when you punch your computer.

NHSparky

Again, I’d rather punch myself in the yam bag than waste time and bandwidth reading the ranting of that fucktard.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I have never looked at his page.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Don’t go putting notches in your belt till instructed by Jonn. Jonn is our official commander as authorized by the CIA, FBI, NSA, DIA, OPM, PMS, 711 et all as to to wit …

BTW: for today ONLY shift to the reverse AB code for web posts on the cross invert network. For those using fiber mix the signal with to ALPHA ALPHA SIERRA mode.

A Proud Infidel®™

Is Delta Tau Chi in effect yet? Sigma Seven was curious.

OWB

To All: May you have a wonderful Independence Day followed by a glorious weekend. Happy picnics, fireworks, and all the rest.

OAE CPO USN Ret

Since we’re doing Navy fireworks shows…

http://youtu.be/FvF7_BJa4Hs

John Robert Mallernee

John Robert Mallernee

John Robert Mallernee

Our Mess Hall’s menu for INDEPENDENCE DAY:

Cajun Gumbo, Tomato Cream Cheese Soup, Cole Slaw, Ribs, Chopped Steaks, Cheese Dogs, Baked Beans, Potato Salad, Corn On The Cob, Green Beans, Rolls, Watermelon, and Assorted Sweets

John Robert Mallernee

From my web site:

As officially authorized by Army Regulation 670-1: 30-6, our Nation’s INDEPENDENCE DAY is an appropriate occasion for military veterans to wear their medals on their civilian clothing.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

There is also, Decorations Day and Veterans Day where medals are authorized for wear on civilian clothes.

John Robert Mallernee

There’s really no limit of fitting occasions.

Getting married, attending a Military Ball, any and all military and/or patriotic events, attending a military funeral, whenever marching in any parade, Armed Forces Day, Army’s Birthday (for me), Navy’s Birthday (for you), Thanksgiving Day (because it’s pure American), whenever attired in Highland regalia, National Tartan Day, Robert Burns birthday supper, Constitution Day, Bill of Rights Day, Nineteenth of April, et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum.

Read my full post (with photographs) on this subject at this URL:

http://writesong.blogspot.com/2011/10/proper-civilian-wear-of-military-medals.html

John Robert Mallernee

An example:

vietnam war protestor aka uss liberty aka iraq arabic for vietnam

Happy 4th of july independence day! Remember the children on the buses need all of us to help escort them thru murietta california today as the nra gun nuts say they are going to stop the buses again today and scare the children on the buses. So show these children they are not alone and america welcomes on ours and now there independence day. PEACE! I hope.

Yes, why don’t you take these beautiful pumpkins under your roof…feed, clothe, bathe, change diapers, do their laundry. They don’t expect to be gainfully employed…so make sure you got plenty of comfy couches, phones, big screen TVs, X-Boxes to keep these illegals, oop..future gang bangers, err..I mean god’s precious little “children” entertained. Yeah, make sure you wear hazmat suit.

A Proud Infidel®™

Devtun, VWPissbucket is SO filthy, cockroaches put traps and poison out for HIM/IT. Plus there’s no telling what additional diseases and parasites they could pick up off of him/it!

Devtun, you left out the basic supplies for dealing with the wetbacks:

Lice and flea powder, because they are crawling with both, according to health care workers’ reports

Masks, gloves, and a room where they can be isolated, in case they are carrying a nasty disease like dengue fever, measles, polio, typhus etc. See my list above for reference.

Wait, on second thought: let vwputrid-rotting-brained snot toad have them. They can all be infected and isolated together.

Go eat a dick you worthless piece of shit. How dare you come into our house on this blessed day and spew your garbage all over the place. The day will come when you will get that beating you so richly deserve. I just hope that I can either see it or read about it in the paper. Go jump off a bridge and spare us your stupidity, you lice-ridden, stank-ass hippie!

You cant fit many on your short bus express.
And don’t let them lick your windows as non of them have been inoculated.

STFU, pissant. Ain’t no such thing as a legal gun owner in Commiefornia anymore, and how do you think that helped the crime rate?

Send them to Pelosi’s hotels. I hear she needs some more help. But they shouldn’t expect benefits or union wages–she doesn’t offer those in her businesses.

Wesley Wilson AKA Enigma4you

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776. The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to… Read more »

Sparks

Enigma4you…There are few writings I feel are inspired by God beyond The Bible. This document is one of those I truly believe God had His hand upon.

Wesley Wilson AKA Enigma4you

56 men committed treason by signing that document. They valued liberty more than life. We owe them a debt that cannot be repaid.

Have a Happy 4th every one.

Dave Hardin

I can think of no better day to thank the man who endures so much in order that we have this site to express our passion and pride in what the title Veteran means to all of us. His relentless efforts to expose those who would erode the very essence of Valor are beyond reproach. Let us all take a moment of pause in recognition of his service to the cause. In developing a special trust and confidence with us, he exemplifies what honor, courage, and commitment can achieve. Thank you Jonn for all you do. On this, our day of independence I salute you sir.

MrBill

Hooah!

Sparks

Dave Hardin…Thank you and well said. +100!

AverageNCO

So while everyone is out and about enjoying Independence Day festivities, remember this is one to the three big days of the year of Stolen Valor wanabees. Keep an eye out. No need to confront and cause a scene, but by all means take a photo with anyone you think isn’t legit. So yes, taking certain comments on this thread to heart, be a vulture. And enjoy your day at the same time! Happy 4th Everyone!!

Still serving(currently in Afghanistan)

Happy Independence day to everyone at TAH!

Sparks

Still serving(currently in Afghanistan)…Happy Independence Day to you sir. God bless you and keep you and your fellow troops safe. On this if all days, thank you for serving.

Valkyrie

Have a safe and happy 4th. It’s because of people like you that we celebrate this day! Thank you!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

My forefathers used the US Declaration of Independence for their own: Irish Declaration of Independence Whereas the Irish people is by right a free people: And Whereas for seven hundred years the Irish people has never ceased to repudiate and has repeatedly protested in arms against foreign usurpation: And Whereas English rule in this country is, and always has been, based upon force and fraud and maintained by military occupation against the declared will of the people: And Whereas the Irish Republic was proclaimed in Dublin on Easter Monday, 1916, by the Irish Republican Army acting on behalf of the Irish people: And Whereas the Irish people is resolved to secure and maintain its complete independence in order to promote the common weal, to re-establish justice, to provide for future defence, to insure peace at home and goodwill with all nations and to constitute a national polity based upon the people’s will with equal right and equal opportunity for every citizen: And Whereas at the threshold of a new era in history the Irish electorate has in the General Election of December, 1918, seized the first occasion to declare by an overwhelming majority its firm allegiance to the Irish Republic: Now, therefore, we, the elected Representatives of the ancient Irish people in National Parliament assembled, do, in the name of the Irish nation, ratify the establishment of the Irish Republic and pledge ourselves and our people to make this declaration effective by every means at our command: We ordain that the elected Representatives of the Irish people alone have power to make laws binding on the people of Ireland, and that the Irish Parliament is the only Parliament to which that people will give its allegiance: We solemnly declare foreign government in Ireland to be an invasion of our national right which we will never tolerate, and we demand the evacuation of our country by the English Garrison: We claim for our national independence the recognition and support of every free nation in the world, and we proclaim that independence to be a condition precedent to international peace hereafter: In… Read more »

John Robert Mallernee

For MCPO NYC USN Ret.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

John … Thank you …

Beautiful!

2/17 Air Cav

I use Google. I need to break the habit. Google’s lefty doodles piss me off. Today, the Fourth of July, Google seems to have outdone itself. No stars. No stripes. No fireworks. No mention of the Declaration of Independence, let alone the War for Independence. What Google offers is a strange-looking marching band being followed by what looks to me to be a small Indian sporting a feather. The marchers are rather grotesque figures and, what’s more, if you click on the doodle, you are transported to a UK (!) site that explains the doodle.

The doodle was drawn by one Betsy Bauer (of unspecified nationality) who explains:
“Some of my earliest memories are of bands. When I was a toddler, my dad was a high school band director and a baritone player in a couple of community ensembles. I have a lot of fond childhood memories of chasing fireflies during lawn concerts on town squares. It’s no surprise that I joined the high school marching band myself. I was incredibly excited to be able to combine two of the greatest influences in my life into this doodle— hand drawn animation and marching band.”

Google sucks.

Mustang1LT (Surrounded by Marines as Far as the Eye Can See)

A Happy Independence Day to all and best wishes from my new digs in that scenic land (not) of Afghanistan!
*Actually, everyone except ShOrTbUsWiNdOwLiCkEr, Very Wacky Pervert, Birdbath, Heavy Chevy, The Round Ranger, and all other phonies, frauds, and charlatans!

LT…God bless and a very Happy Independence Day to you Sir.

Happy 4th to you, too, Mustang!

Bacon! 4th of July! Men in uniform! And a very grateful group who wishes you utter safety and more bacon! God bless Mustang!

Valkyrie

Oh I forgot to add girls in bikinis and motor cycles to my list of awesome things about ‘Merica (fuck yeah!)

A Proud Infidel®™

Happy 4th, Mustang, GOD Bless.
May you and all everyone you’ve deployed with come home alive, well, and unscathed.

MrBill

Why doesn’t Santa Claus have any children? He only comes once a year.

Why doesn’t Dr. Pepper have any children? He comes in a bottle.

Why doesn’t Witlessone have any children? Because, despite his numerous promises to the contrary, he has never cometh.

gas tank
A Proud Infidel®™

NO SHIT!! Hey ShOrTbUsWiNdOwLiCkEr41, you’ve been saying you’re coming for at least a year, and honestly, YOU BORE THE FUCK OUT OF ME!!

Farflung Wanderer

Happy Fourth of July, TAH!

Valkyrie

Today we celebrate the birth of the Greatest Country in the World, and we do this because of men and women like you fine miscreants who have defended it! A hearty Thank you and a hug for all if you guys! (Sparks watch the hands!)

History began July 4th 1776, anything before that was a mistake.
– Ron Swanson

Toasty Coastie

Happy Independence Day to all of you, my TAH family and a very grateful Thank You to ALL the Troops, Currently Serving and Veterans and your families for your Service, from another Vet and Currently Serving Soldier/Sailor. Without you, we would not be having this celebration.

An update:

I finished intense PT today. It was confirmed that the rods and pins are rejecting and not doing as was hoped. Next up, round 2 to have them removed. No date as of yet.

The good news is I do get to go on my long awaited trip to Ft. Brag next week. 🙂

Oh and its my birthday.

Valkyrie

Happy birthday beautiful! I’m sorry to hear you’re going through so much, but if anyone can kick ass it’s you! Good luck and a happy 4th to you! Gimme a call when you feel up to it.

Sparks

Toasty Coastie…Happy birthday m’lady! Many happy returns of the day!

A Proud Infidel®™

Happy Birthday TC, and I hope things suddenly take a big turn for the better, GET WELL SOON!!

GDcontractor

Happy birthday! Born on the 4th of July…I am impressed! Have a great day and hoping that you overcome those other issues quickly and comfortably. Take care and enjoy the day!

Toasty Coastie

Thank you guys..((hugs))

I will keep you posted as I go along…

For your 4th of July funny..I invite you to check out Be-Sparkled Cheeze Blob Fish’s latested entry on his thread here at TAH.

There is a second post but I got caught in the Mod loop…so you will have to wait to see that one until its cleared or you go visit his cheeze spew blog..

Oh and its been saved for posterity..I have the original post he made that has now been modified… 👿

Sapper3307

PGR mission Saturday in New Hampshire for our far to young fallen Marine. Is anyone else rolling?
RIP

A Proud Infidel®™

DallASS Witlessfart aka ShOrTbUsWiNdOwLiCkEr41 is a proven kook and an embellisher that still BORES ME half to death at best!

HMCS(FMF) ret.

CoCkSlUrP41 needs to stop bragging about his issues with premature ejaculation… he should know by now that he can get help for that at his local VA hospital. I’m sure that his PCM would be more than happy to provide him with some sort of “device” to help him in that area, and at little to no charge to him.

A Proud Infidel®™

BTW DalASS Witlessfart, you have made the same error as someone else, you have accused someone else of being me, the last accusation from another party implicated that I was living and working in CA. I live and work….. someplace on Planet Earth.

You lose yet again.

A Proud Infidel®™

I couldn’t make this shit up if I tried. First, whatshisface announces in his site and Lars Larson’s thread that I’m someone in CA, now another looneytunes character claims I’m a Doctor and an Ex-SEAL. I’, no Doctor or an Ex-SEAL, I’m Army and a college dropout!

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Don’t feel bad… the “cath man” known as CRASH thinks I live in Kentucky and work at a hospital. I wonder what the guy and his employer when they got the legal summons about the supposed HIPAA violation committed. That’s if they got anything from him…

OAE CPO USN Ret

I swear, the Wittless one is channeling Cheese-slayer. blob blob blob blob?????
——————————————–
RUN, run, run for your life punk Mark Louis Donald II Google hit.

Mother nature is cleaning the stolen valor vultures former Navy SEAL from his beach condo secret squirrel lairs in Norfolk… blob…blob…..blob….blob.. A PROUD INFIDEL …..

next… the LRP 41 cometh……
——————————————–

You cometh to the wrong guys house and you’ll probably get your dentures bitch slapped into the next time zone.

Ex-PH2

Has anyone thought to warn poor Mark Donald that he’s been mixed up with someone who exists only in the mind of a crazy man?

OAE CPO USN Ret

I’m in the process of typing up a message to Don Shipley. I figure he can get in touch with the LT through his SEAL contacts.

OAE CPO USN Ret

Message sent to Don.

OAE CPO USN Ret

Aaaand message received by Don.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

US NAVY SEAL CREED

The first and fourth man are Navy Cross Recipients … I was a Side Boy a the first man’s retirement on 20 JUN 2014. I was the only non-SEAL (shoe) Side Boy:

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Lighting Off a US Navy Main Propulsion Boiler (MPB)

NHSparky

I’ll do my lightoffs the old fashioned way:

“Engineering Officer Of The Watch, the reactor is critical, maintaining 1 DPM startup rate to the point of adding heat, good overlap from source to intermediate range, taking HV cutoff switch to HV Off.”

Latch and snatch, baby!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

NH … My glory days were 1 of 2 qual’d EOOW’s on an FF just prior to West Pac. This freckled face dumb ass BT2(SW) EOOW (SWOS EOOW Class #1 1985), Ship’s Oil King and Rep V Locker Officer and an outstanding MMC … Port and Starboard from SD to PI. By the time we arrived we qualed another 2 EOOWs. The MPA was GTG … The CHENG … Not so much … He had a degree in Zooology … This is a no shitter! So order of succession was: CO; XO; CSO; MPA; and finally a MMC and me!

Note: DCA was a dumb ass and not trusted with a rusty spanner!

It is good to be the King!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Supersonic fly by … EXPLOSION!

Combat Historian

The 4th July fireworks are going off right now. We live only a couple hundred meters from the site in town where they launch the fireworks. From where I sit, the fireworks sounds and feels like the incoming 107mm rocket and 81mm mortar indirect fire we received in Iraq on a regular basis. I really hate fireworks now; brings back too many memories; I wish they don’t do fireworks here any more…

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Macy”s Fireworks!

I am about 1/4 mile out watching in NYC!

On duty tonight!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Rednecks and Fireworks … Turn your speakers up for the music and enjoy!

thebesig

Dallas Wittgenfeld: NOW HEAR THIS….. NOW HEAR THIS….! That translates into this: “Get ready to laugh because some idiot is about to open his mouth and fart.” Where’s the sound? I didn’t hear anything, unless you count a series of farts as the sounds that you were warning us about. Dallas Wittgenfeld: Don’t you stolen valor terrorist swaubbies have any commitment to your own kind….? Yes, our hammering embellishers like you, and phonies like Dennis Howard Chevalier, are one areas show our commitment to each other. Dallas Wittgenfeld: 4th of July, 2014 and you ass holes are letting your Navy SEAL BUTT BUDDY drowned in the Norfolk. Oh yeah? Some loser idiot got killed in Florida, where’s your own commitment to your own kind… the other loser idiots? How are people, in different parts of the country, going to be able to run over to Norfolk to save somebody from drowning? People get killed or injured in your area without you knowing about it, and you expect people living in Norfolk, and the surrounding areas, to be aware that someone in Norfolk is drowning? You disrespect the Navy SEALs, yet bitch, whine, moan, and groan about the rightful hammering that we are subject you to. Dallas Wittgenfeld: Our Florida hurricane “Author” is cleaning the shit out of the stolen valor vultures, therein. Life is good. The only groups of people that are getting bitch smacked around by a hurricane “author” are idiot embellishers like you and Daniel Alan Bernath, and phonies like Dennis Howard Chevalier. You guys are getting hammered by multiple hurricane “authors.” I’m in the metropolitan area that you talked about, I experienced the hurricane here. AAAAARRRHHHK! AAAAAAARRRRRHHHK! I’m still here. 😈 Notice that the terrorists also celebrate when hurricanes make landfall on the US and cause damage. That makes you a useful idiot for the terrorists. Both you and the terrorists can’t beat someone in your respective arenas, so you resort to cheering hurricane landfalls on your enemies. Dallas Wittgenfeld: Now somebody (valor vultures) head on over to “A PROUD INFIDEL’s” shit hole condo and help the… Read more »

A Proud Infidel®™

I remember reading that he was thrown out of the Special Forces Association as well. He was an Associate member to begin with, and he was thrown out for disrespecting a Widow among other things!

Dave Hardin

Shame on their ass if they do. This guy and his story is one giant cluster fuck to me. I dont care if he is an asshole. As best I can tell from his 214 he has two PH, if that is true, being an asshole has nothing to do with it. I don’t agree with what Pete Rose did, but that has nothing to do with his ability to swing a bat and any record that ability set. Lead does not discriminate and only embed itself into the ass of honorable people. I get pissed when I see someone burn the flag, but I defend their right to piss me off. We can agree to disagree but if that organization cant take a little heat because one of its members with 2 PH’s acts like an ass, then they are run by nothing more than a group of gutless political hacks.

MrBill

[…], like many organizations, has criteria for membership. From their website:

“All persons of good moral character who are awarded the Purple Heart Medal by the Government of the United States AND are not dishonorably discharged are eligible for active membership in the Military Order of the Purple Heart of the U.S.A.”

Having the Purple Heart is the tough part; meeting the other criteria for membership really isn’t very difficult. Our friend, however, pretty clearly fails the “good moral character” part.

Dave Hardin

I had already been to their web site before I made the post. Defending those that we agree with is not that hard any of us. Defending someone that we can not stand the thought of is. They are free to define ‘good moral character’ as it applies to their group. I am free to define gutless political hacks for myself.

Dave Hardin

I get that part. I get that his conduct is offensive. I also get that he is a veteran like it or not. It just makes it worse to find out they are kicking him out for wearing the wrong hat at the wall or while he was taking a shit. Its a step too far. Unless there is some moral offense egregious enough to warrant his termination. The wrong hat hardly qualifies. You know I am fully aware it is not just a ‘hat’. If they cited his conduct after being called out, I could almost agree. This is an organization that is chartered by an act of Congress and should be held to a higher standard. You know as well as I that if we get a list of its members we will find all kinds of people with embellishments. Hold all of them to the same standard. You know me, I dont believe shit until I see it. Make every board member and officer in that organization fill out a 180 and watch their ass pucker.

A Proud Infidel®™

I found it on Scotty’s thread about Thunderchickenshit. his letter saying that he had been “EXPELLED from the Special Forces Association” (Yes, EXPELLED was in caps on it)and the reasons were:
1.He claimed have been a fully qualified SF Soldier
2.He claimed to have served as an SF Soldier in Vietnam
3.He falsified parts of his membership application
4. He wore SF Insignia in violation of Army Regs
5.He disrespected other SFA Members (Dallas was just an Associate Member)
6. He disrespected the Widow of a deceased member
He abused his status as an Associate Member.

Dallas Wittgenfeld appears to do an outstanding job at pissing people off!!

Dave Hardin

Agreed. That is not what is being cited as the reason for termination. If they list that conduct as reason for termination I will accept that decision, as I said what they are doing displays a gutless act.

Dave Hardin

I have considered that. I hold little hope that this individual has any possibility of redemption. This is not about him. It is about an orgainization that is terminating one of its members. If they list a reason to terminate him for a immoral act sufficient I will sing their praises, give everyone a day to draw a crowd and kiss the ass of everyone that shows up. I know how to admit when I am wrong and do it with humility. I am stating that I doubt that will happen. They will use the political hack job of the gutless to site vague and ambiguous reasons. Hey, if I am wrong I havent had to kiss anyone’s ass for some time now maybe I am due.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Dave, my guess is that Dallas had been a pain in the SFA’s ass for quite some time and the pic of him with the beret at the Wall was probably the final straw with them.

I look at it as “it’s there house, you follow their rules” when it comes to membership in any organization. I you are a member “in good standing” like 99% of those that join the SFA or other groups, you have noting to worry about. But if you make it a habit of lying about your past and generate a lot of heat for leadership, they can use a morals clause to suspend or revoke membership.

Dallas, like many of those that have embellished their service, had nothing to be ashamed of for serving during the Vietnam era. But to lie about one’s service because they felt they were not recognized for it at the time or any other issue shows that they have little to no self esteem for themselves or others that have served.

d

I completely understand your point. I generally do my homework before I make a post like this. I deal with these duds almost daily. I expect to be called on something if it is questionable. I would respect nothing less. There are times when I need to hear something I do not like. At points during our careers both Jonn and I were platoon sergeants. That experience transcends mere words. I know what it is like to lead Marines into the unknown. Not all the Marines I gave orders to loved me for it. I am pretty sure both of us put on our big girl panties most days. When that man says something it carries weight with me, enough to give me pause. This post of mine is about that pause. It is not about one man whose conduct is unbecoming. Kicking someone out of an SF organization is one thing, especially if his credentials are questionable. Being kicked out of an organization that is chartered by an act of Congress and has bled not once but twice requires a moment of pause. If it turns out that he slaps babies or pushes little old ladies into the street then so be it. When you force your opponent to lay down their FPF (final protective fire) one should tour the FEBA (forward edge of the battle area) first and insure they dont end up in the USMC (unlimited shit and mass confusion). On a side note, I am now curious how skinny this posting area can become.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Jonn,

Ain’t dat da truff!

And all of these storieswill have a “happy ending”.

HMCS(FMF) ret.

Looks like the local public library allowed Dullass computer access again so he could tell the world about his issues with premature ejaculation…

Marine_7002

Stephen “the 2,109,308,951st most dangerous man in the world” made the same empty threats (“coming to visit you”) to a number of people that Dullass has made.

Yaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Mustang1LT

So my wife put up a yellow ribbon and flags around the tree in front of our house which was really sweet. Apparently some shitbag came along and tore the bow off and stole the flags. What kind of fucked up, broke-dick, stank-ass hippie, cockmole motherfucker would do that on FOURTH OF JULY WEEKEND???!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WORLD COMING TO? I would post the before and after pictures here, but I can’t figure out how to do that. My wife is a little upset and I’m kinda pissed.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Mustang,

Have your wife call police, get police report, request department to do drive bys on your house and replace Yellow Ribbon and Flags.

If it happens again, raise the alarm and kick it up a notch. Insist the incident is investigated.

Oh … enlist the help of your neighbors for the possible apprehension and detention prior to police arrival.

Mustang1LT

MCPO,
My wife has called the police and they are sending someone out. We’ll see what they’ll do. Of course, my wife is a persistent person so I’m sure the ribbon and flags will be back up soon.

Sparks

Sorry LT. Dirt bags are everywhere. Even “out for some fun teenagers” have no respect for other property. Glad your wide is okay.

LT Sir, I don’t know where you live but if you ask Jonn for my email and there is anything your family needs while you are away, please let me know. I will do all in my power to help them. I give you my word.

Mustang1LT

Sparks,
Thank you for the offer. Your kind words epitomize the bond that we all share as veterans. This is what I am sharing with my wife and she is seeing the depth and breadth of the family that she is a part of.

Mustang1LT

Yes, Jonn, those are the pictures. My wife just sent me a Viber message telling me that she had sent them out to the Facebook page.

Ex-PH2

Some people simply have no common decency. If it’s something they can rip off, they do so.

Put the stuff back and set up a game camera in the living room window. Then if the stuff gets stolen again, you’ve got pictures. It’s petty theft, but it’s probably kids.

I forgot to bring my flag in before dark last night. Nobody stole it, but I did catch the squirrel trying to steal birdfood – again.

A Proud Infidel®™

I’ve heard that using a piece of guitar wire to secure things like that will do wonders to a thief’s appendages, just sayin’. I hate thieves as much as anyone else here.

Mustang1LT

Tempting as that idea sounds, we all know that if some vandal/thief/shitbag cut his iddle bitty finger messing with the ribbon, it would be my wife getting charged with assault or some such nonsense. As a society, we have decided that it is far better to coddle criminals and stupid people than to protect the rights of law-abiding citizens.
/Rant off.

A Proud Infidel®™

I doubt that there would be criminal charges, but there would very likely be some sniveling, slobbering ambulance chaser filing a lawsuit over it in no time, WTF has happened to our society?

GDcontractor

There’s a company called Zareba that makes a real pretty yellow ribbon. It won’t kill goats, dogs, or chickens. Seems safe enough….
http://www.gardensuppliestoday.com/garden-fences/zareba-electric-fence-heavy-duty-black-and-yellow-poly-tape-1312-feet-x-12-inch-ptw2/

A Proud Infidel®™

I was just thinking about how litigious American culture has gotten over the past couple of decades, and right now the USA now has more lawyers than it has throughout her entire history! It’s too bad they’re regarded as human beings, otherwise we could have a hunting season!! I’d propose the following rules and regs:

*LEGAL DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING COMMENT IS MADE PURELY IN JEST AND SATIRE AND IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY BY ANYONE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM*

Proposed Lawyer Hunting Season Regulations:

1. SPOTLIGHTS MAY BE USED. Many Lawyers sport flashy clothing and jewelry that will reflect it.
2. THE USE OF BAIT IS PROHIBITED. Phony car accidents, fake slips and falls, screaming that one is offended,…
3. HUNTING AROUND CAR ACCIDENTS, HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ROOMS, COURTHOUSES, AND AMBULANCES IS PROHIBITED. The likelihood of wounding humans (Non-Lawyers) is too great.
4. A SINGLE FLEEING LAWYER MAY NOT BE CHASED BY MORE THAN 550 HUNTING AND/OR ATTACK DOGS.
5. THE DAILY LIMIT FOR A SINGLE INDIVIDUAL IS 50. THE SEASONAL LIMIT FOR A SINGLE INDIVIDUAL IS 3,500.
6.THE HOURS ALLOWED FOR HUNTING ARE 24/7.
7. APPROVED METHODS OF HARVEST ARE: Rifle, Pistol, Shotgun, Bow, Crossbow, Spear, Knife, Icepick, Screwdriver, Poison, Land Mine, Booby trap, Punji Pit, Tiger Trap, Artillery, Mortar, Rocket Launcher, Machine Gun, Cannon, Claymore Mine, Explosives, Pickup Truck (front or rear bumper), Attack Dog. Ensure that your chosen Method of Harvest is in full accordance with Federal, State, and local laws in your location.

Once again, those with fragile psyches need to pay attention to the legal disclaimer. Maybe we also need a season for politicians and bureaucrats? Those are herds that DEFINITELY need to be culled!

3/17 Air Cav

Has there been any update on Chris Walters and Silver Star?

GDcontractor

No update from Silver Star that I know of here on TAH; however, he is no longer listed on their website as a member of the board, no longer listed as their TN chapter representative, and the is apparently no longer a TN chapter at all. I assume they gave him the boot.

A Proud Infidel®™

Here’s one:

Dave Hardin

Now that is just too funny.