“Good for the Environment”, Eh?

| January 21, 2013

Looks like our Hollywood “do-gooder” environmentalist extraordinaire Leonardo DiCaprio is at it again.  This time, he’s taking substantial time off from his acting career to do “good for the environment”.

In an interview with Germany’s mass circulation daily Bild, the 38-year-old American actor said: “I am a bit drained. I’m now going to take a long, long break. I’ve done three films in two years and I’m just worn out.”

“I would like to improve the world a bit. I will fly around the world doing good for the environment.”

OK, let’s take him at his word.  And let’s look at what the effect of this trip will be on Mother Earth.

Now, you know a Hollywood “A-list” type like DiCaprio isn’t going to fly anywhere on regularly scheduled airlines.  He’ll fly on a private or chartered jet.

Let’s be kind and assume he uses a small LearJet – say, a small one like the Bombardier 35A.  That aircraft can cruise comfortably at around 400 knots, or 460 MPH, for a bit over 2000 miles – in round numbers, about of 4.5 hours flight time.

That aircraft uses 197 gallons of jet fuel per hour at cruise.  So each 2000 miles will use about 885 gallons of jet fuel.

Now, assume 30,000 miles for the total length of DiCaprio’s round the world “save the planet” tour.  (He’ll certainly be visiting “down under”, NZ, and probably South Africa and South America, plus North America, Europe, and parts of Asia – so that’s probably an underestimate.)  Doing the math, that comes to around 13,300 gallons of jet fuel.

Chemically, jet fuel is kerosene-based. Kerosene has an average chemical composition of C12H26.  That means it’s approximately 85% carbon by weight.

Jet fuel weighs about 6.8 pounds per gallon.  So DiCaprio is going to burn about 90,400 pounds – or about 45 tons – of jet fuel on his trip.

That amount of jet fuel will contain about 38.3 tons of carbon.  But remember:  according to the “save the world” crowd – “Carbon . . . . baaaaad!”

Why is carbon “bad”?  Well, according to the “save the world” crowd it’s because it produces carbon dioxide.

Virtually every atom of carbon in that jet fuel will produce a molecule of CO2 when burned. (The tiny fraction that doesn’t will produce stuff that’s even worse as a pollutant – unburned hydrocarbons, soot, etc . . . .)  Since the carbon is only about 27% of the weight of each molecule of CO2, burning this amount of jet fuel will add more than 140 tons of carbon dioxide to the earth’s atmosphere.

That’s just the jet travel.  It doesn’t account for the fuel for DiCaprio’s chauffer-driven limo at each stop.  (What, do you expect him to rent a Volkswagon and drive himself anywhere?)  Or the fuel for the vehicles for his bodyguards or his entourage.  Or the energy used to heat/cool their hotel rooms.  Or . . .well, you get the picture.

Also, a “round the world” trip like this shouldn’t take more than 3 months.  All of the above fuel and energy?  That’s only what DiCaprio’s going to waste – unnecessarily – in about 3 months.  Wonder what he’ll burn through during the rest of the year?

Here’s a real world sanity check:  a guy or gal driving a car that gets 20 miles to the gallon 15,000 miles annually burns 750 gallons of fuel.  That’s only about 5.6% of the more than 13,400 gallons of fuel DiCaprio will waste in 90 days during his meaningless publicity stunt.

Hypocrisy, thy name is “Hollywood”.  Or here, maybe that should be “DiCaprio”.

 

Look, I’m all for conserving resources for the next generation.  I don’t want to see the environment spoiled. I want my kids and grandkids to have a nice place to live.  They won’t if we screw up the planet.

But what DiCaprio’s doing here isn’t “saving the planet” – it’s nothing more than meaningless grandstanding to feed his ego.  Like so many other libidiot ideas and causes, it sounds good initially and makes people “feel good”.  But when you analyze it, just like many libidiot ideas and causes it’s actually wasteful and counterproductive.

Want to really help “save the earth”, Lenny my boy?  Then freaking stay home vice traveling the globe – and promote conservation from and within Hollywood.

You make films for a living.  You should be able to figure out how to reach people from a distance.

 

(Author’s note:  the original version of this article used diesel fuel as a basis for calculation of the amount of CO2 generated by DiCaprio’s upcoming “save the world” tour.  That was an error.  The reference originally consulted erroneously implied modern jet fuel is chemically similar to diesel fuel. That is not the case; like most older jet fuels, modern Jet A and Jet A1 are kerosene-based. The error has been corrected above.)

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NHSparky

Saving the planet sure fucks it up, doesn’t it?

Just ask Al Gore. Then again, he’s so stressed from saving the planet and selling snake oil (errrrr…”carbon tax credits”) he had to fork over $9 million for an estate in Montecito.

ON THE FRIGGIN BEACH.

streetsweeper

Very well done, Hondo! I like it when someone besides mysel points these kinds of things out to those “feel good” idiots crowd. If DiCaprio was real serious about the environment as he thinks he might be, he’d be pulling the chain to get more refineries built in the USA and use our own resources here rather than importing from third world countries that “hate” us. Oh hey, that would put more people to work too, wouldn’t it? You need to use correct the pound per gallon of jet fuel for your calculations to be correct. Jet A & A1 weigh 6.8 lbs per gal. verses #2 diesel 7.15 pound per gal.

2/17 Air Cav

Leonardo who?

Ex-PH2

da Caprio. From Capri.

2/17 Air Cav

@4. Like the pants?

The Dead Man

I’ve just started having these sorts research how Solar Panels are made, then tell them to look up pictures of Chinese strip mines to put two and two together. Or I ask them what they plan to do about the water problems seeing as how those actually have some scientific basis to work with.

This isn’t about doing good, it’s about feeling good. They want someone to pat them on the back and proclaim something inane like, “Atta boy!”. Useless twit.

OWB

If we really want to pick a nit, do little jets use Jet A or Jet B these days?

Bwess his widdle heart, Mr short pants.

Ex-PH2

Capri pants. Yeah, I forgot about that reference.

I was actually referring to the island of Capri in the Med.

These Hollywood people seem to mean well, but they always seem to do these things when someone starts asking ‘whatever happened to so-and-so’.

NHSparky

“I’ve done three movies in two years”

And I’ve seen exactly ZERO of them. But let’s do the math, shall we?

Let’s assume then, that the average Hollywood production goes 60-90 days. I’ll split the difference and go 75 days per. Times three movies, we get 225 days. Now again, I’ll be generous and assume an average of 12 hours a day during production (not always the case, but whatever.) So now we’re up to about 2700 hours working in the past two years.

IOW, about the same number of hours I put in at work last year, minus commute.

Boy, that’s some rough shit there.

Anonymous

A LR-35 seems a little small. I’d expect he’d be in something bigger like a G-550 or a Global Express.

NHSparky

minus commute = not including commute.

Sparky no function beer well without. And that Oatmeal Stout yesterday was some goooooood stuff.

The Other Whitey

Kinda like Sean Penn claiming to promote human rights when he supported Saddam Hussein and Hugo Chavez, huh?

FatCircles0311

He feels he needs to drum up more Libtard hypocrisy street cred in order to win obvious political awards disguised as something about acting is all. That dude is an absolute clown but a decent actor.

I’ll never forget the promotional tour for Inception where him and his child like co-star Ellen Page just went around insulting possible viewers as though it was nothing because what they were doing was noble.

CC Senor

@11 Yeah, but he had to, like, memorize lines and stuff. Not like a regular job where you already know things. It’s really hard work. Nome sayin?

PintoNag

Anytime anybody gets up and announces to the whole world they are going somewhere to “do good”… the only good they end up doing is for themselves.

obsidian

Let’s get all these Hollywood idiots on the4 same plane to…errr…save fuel then send them around the world starting in the middle east, Syria would be a good place to start!

NHSparky

Yeah, and if he screws up he has to do another take.

We screw up and shit (or people) glows or gets crispy fried.

Green Thumb

I though it was funny that Obama failed to mention Hollywood during his gun violence speech. After all, who benefits most under the bush era tax plans while at the same trashing others and supporting Obama with donations and fundraisers?

Quite the double standard, just like the environment.

It gets old.

ObamaGirl

as usual Hondo misrepresents numbers and blatantly lies to promote his right wing idealogy and the rest of you eat it up like a bunch of sheep..

ObamaGirl

@20 You never miss a chance to pat yourself on the back do you sparky?

NHSparky

No, dipshit, I draw a DISTINCTION between people who talk in front of a camera and emote, versus people who actually, you know, WORK FOR A FUCKING PAYCHECK.

Surely even you can understand that difference, can’t you?

NHSparky

Pray tell, OG, what happens if you have a bad day at work?

Trucker not get a happy ending?

ComancheDoc

OG, your thoughtful analyis of Hondo’s writing is truly a marvel. Perhaps next time you could include data points that refute his, just an idea.

Ex-PH2

Sparky, pay no attention to OG the babbling idiot.

She’s probably having cramps.

DaveO

The lack of logic is astounding. Not OG’s, she or he has none.

Why can’t diCaprio take a boat, or take the bus around Hollywood preaching environmental stewardship? Or does Ed Begley Jr have a monopoly?

NHSparky

DaveO–at least I give Begley some credit. While he’s a whacko, he at least walks the walk and doesn’t preach from 35,000 feet.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

This doesn’t surprise me, after all actors spend their careers mouthing someone else’s words. Thus when they need to use their own words they often find themselves at a loss for an intelligent exchange to express their thoughts. DiCaprio makes some interesting movies, but like many artists their world view has no basis in reality. Another reason to avoid making celebrity worship part of any culture, the good looking, vacuous actors generate nothing of value beyond a few hours of amusement. For this they are paid extremely well, we should remember that is enough, they are not gods nor are many of them particularly interesting when they are not prancing about in front of a camera or on stage.

2/17 Air Cav

Forgive OG. She is nervous. She is scheduled to ride an orca in the Atlantic later today wearing a seal costume. It’s one of the requirements of her Ph.D program.

OWB

Let’s say, purely for the purpose of debate, that your math is completely in error, Hondo. So what? It wouldn’t change the point of your post if the figures are half your estimate, three times your estimate, or something else entirely.

But thanks for making an effort to come up with intelligible numbers.

(Does this count as peer review?)

Roger in Republic

Dang,VOV, you said it for me. Actors act. While some actors write and direct, most do not. While I respect some of them for the real work, I have never seen any of them as deep thinkers. Why even one drop of ink is wasted on their views is beyond me. I will listen to their comments on their work, for the most part they are totally vapid in most aspects of the real world. They exist in the realm of fantasy. Celebrity should not endow them with any credibility whatsoever. Point of fact, Kim Kardashian, famous for being famous. The Prosecution rests.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

@33 Actually no, but Hondo is usually so careful with his numerical calculations I can find no errors and I do check because I like to show that I am pretty sharp around a slide rule when it comes to numbers as well…..in this particular set of calculations I consider he is being fairly conservative in offering DiCaprio the little plane….there’s not a chance in h3ll that little twerp will ride the small plane….thus the impact, as he suggests in an earlier response, will be more damaging to the environment than predicted in the body of the article.

@34 plus that whole “housewives” franchise and the little chubby girl from the beauty pageants…what the h3ll is the attraction?

Ex-PH2

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Veritas Omnia Vincit

Hondo, when there are no batteries a slide rule is great. If we could put Armstrong on the moon with a slide rule and a computer that could basically receive flight data only, it’s good enough for me to do a few things with….

But I have to admit these new scientific calculators apps downloaded on your smart phone are outrageously cool….

OWB

Hey VOV! I’m with you, amigo!! No reason at all to not have both on hand. On rainy days, you and I may be the only ones able to calculate stuff? Scary thought.

Ex-PH2

A pencil and a piece of paper….

streetsweeper

Obama’s baby mama causing drama again…I wonder if she can calculate the specific gravity of an unknown gas. Using her PHd of course.

streetsweeper

Oh yea! Much better Hondo. Kudos, amigo. Now to see if Obama baby mama drags her fat ass back into the discussion.

Ex-PH2

@42-Hondo, that’s degress Kelvin or color temperature. Give me a break. I was a Photographer’s Mate. It was on the tests.

Until things went all digi on us, gamma charts and color temperature were esssential pieces of knowledge for any PH worth his/her salt.

Quick: what’s the difference between daylight and tungsten film? What is the correct name for silver in a film emulsion? What causes photographic film to refister an image?

Even quicker: What do CCD and CMOS mean?

Ex-PH2

OK, you get the pass on CCD and CMOS (except you misspelled complementary — naughty, naughty). But the remaining answers are:
To produce an accurate color rendition of an object photographed in daylight or artificial light, the film used must have an emulsion with the correct color temperature sensitivity.

Daylight film is color-sensitive to radiated light at a color temperature equal to 5500 degrees Kelving or 5500K, the same color temperature of our sun, or yellow.

Tungsten film is color-sensitive to radiated light at a color temerature equal to between 3200K and 3400K, or blue/green. (Blue is negative film, green is positive film)

Kodachrome film, which is no longer made, was sensitive to a color temperature of 3200.

The correct name for silver in a film emulsion is silver halide. When a photon strikes an undeveloped silver halide grain, it causes the silver to release an electron thereby causing the grain to ‘lock’ or clump. Silver halide grains become visible as images when processed with photographic chemistry. The larger the grains, the lower the film speed. Eastman Kodak produced film in ASA/ISO speeds from 12 to 4400. Kodak Recording Film 2475 was an extremely high speed and extremely grainy film developed during the Cold War for surveillance in extremely low light. It could be pushed to ASA speeds of 24,000 by increasing development time and reducing agitation.

And, in regard to Planck’s black body formula, I will only add that T = 1600, and Planck’s formula was the genesis of quantum mechanics.

Besides, what could possibly be more fun that solving equations on a blackboard or a roll of butcher’s paper?

Ex-PH2

Oh, crap. ‘The larger the grains, the lower the film speed’ should read ‘The larger the grains, the HIGHER the film speed’. Too much of a hurry.