Ringo/Zombie; “Unite Against the War on Women” march

| April 30, 2012

Our buddy, Zombie, got a preview of our buddy Ringo‘s reportage on the march in LA against the war against women.

I think you’ve had a sandwich or two too many, dear. Maybe waiting on me to make you one will help you a little. The Other McCain calls it “The ‘Million Ugly Women’ March” for obvious reasons.

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JP

Sorry ma’am I think you should go with the salad.

Hondo

I think she should just go.

Away. Far away. Now.

Old Trooper

Why is it the ugly overloaded ones that think they’re so desirable that they can make all sorts of statements about how independent and in charge they are? I mean, she looks pretty serious about someone else making her a sammich. They’re the sames ones that come out to protest about government keeping hands off their tasty bodies. Don’t worry, honey, no one is going to put their hands on your tasty body.

Zero Ponsdorf

Hey… women have been as downtrodden as blacks!

Don’t much matter how they look!

Rats… I can’t help it? Got a cause, Pick a sympathetic rep. Thundering footsteps follow. I’ll lead you to Jonn’s location.

68W58

Maybe she is looking for a couple of chubby chasers to, you know, make her a “sandwich.

CI Roller Dude

Did you ever notice how annoying some fat people can be…and then they want special treatment and stuff. I’ll bring her a sandwich…but she won’t like it.

Claymore

So…how much longer do we have to endure ugly ass women showing off their shitty tattoos? Seriously. That’s one social phenomenon I’m really ready see become extinct.

OWB

What?????

PintoNag

“Unite AGAINST the war on women”?? That sister is enough to START a war on women!!

Just Plain Jason

Oh fuck these people… They not only want a free abortion they want absolution. I wonder what the effects of hearing the heartbeat have on the decision to have an elective abortion? I’m just curious on a statistical analysis.

As far as birth control, shit the more I see of these schmucks I am about to call my congresscritters and see if they can make it manditory. Depo shots for the lot of them!

Sean

[IMG]http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h222/linedoggie/Demotivational/84386150.jpg[/IMG]

Sean
UtahVet

This reminds me of a game I used to play in the army. We would add up the amount of alcohol needed to make a chick look good. If she was just gorgeous she got a rating of “stone cold sober.” If she was fairly decent, not bad, just ok, she might get a rating of a forty or a six-pack. This also relates to the length of a deployment. That ok looking, not bad chick looked like a stone-cold sober after a six month deployment.

This chick would require a six-pack, a fifth of Jack, another of Jim, his brother Johnny Walker, a couple of Jager bombs, and a two year deployment to northern Kuwait with an all male combat unit. And even then it would be iffy.

UtahVet

Attention Muslims:

When you die you get 72 virgins. This is the best looking one of them. Have fun.

Adam_S

#13 I still thin after all that, if I really needed to get off, my hand would still look like the better option if those were the only two.

Just Plain Jason

That is a hoggin winner right there!

malclave

She misspelled “sammich”.

Steadfast&Loyal

huh.

Looks to me like she doesn’t mind making sandwiches

BooRadley

Ok. I get your point– and Claymore is dead on. (and I’m currently heavier than I like and I have a tattoo from before it was common when I was in the Navy– but I’m so sick of fat chick tats I could puke) That said: tell me about this war against women…. and what does sandwiches have to do with it? someone wants you to fetch them a sandwich? tell them to sod off and find someone better…. outside the household, I’m not sure where this ridiculous sign would be applicable
.

DR_BRETT

Applicable at Tun Tavern .

THUNDER 26

The want to pass legislation that protects them. Isn’t that discriminatory? If you’re friggin’ my equal- then you’re my friggin’ equal. Period. I don’t give a Rat’s Ass if you’re a Dick Smoker or a Carpet Muncher. Can you carry your own weight and NOT let the Emotional Drama affect your job or the Unit Cohesiveness, and then NOT expect special treatment because you’re feelings got hurt-FUCK
YOU!!

Sean

#22 Figures a coward wont attach his name to such things

malclave

Sad thing is, #22 is pretty typical of how liberals respect women.

Sean

Thunder 26 you somehow got bumped to 22, my post wasnt about you

NHSparky

Something tells me that her tramp stamp tattoo (and you KNOW she has one) took a 55-gallon drum and a Wagner power painter.

Sleep well, gents.

teddy996

Fat girl with an ice cream cone tattooed on her shoulder, angrily holding a sign demanding that I should make her a sandwich. That’s not protest, it’s prop comedy.

SJ

She’s just trolling for a Black dude. Like Moochelle.

UpNorth

Heh, 55 gallon drum and a Wagner power painter. That’s funny, and spot on, too.

Blanka

There’s a war on women? Yaba-daba-doo!!! ;o)

NHSparky

teddy–something tells me she doesn’t even begin to recognize the irony in that.

NHSparky

Granted, it’s been a few years since I was in CA, so have they changed the dates for FUPA hunting season since I left?

Yeah, I’m gonna go to hell for that. Just add it to the list.

Just Plain Jason

Sparky didn’t you guy encounter something like that on one of your deep dives? I am pretty sure Jules Verne wrote about it.

Redacted1775

I’m sure at one point there was a man, or men, in the area willing to make her a sammich, but it looks like she ATE THEM. 😐

TacticalTrunkMonkey

Holy SHIT! If she was a military wife, I’d say she was a “dependapotamus”.

Yat Yas 1833

@35 Redacted, I think SHE is waging the war on women! I think she’s been eating them and not in a good way!?!

NHSparky

Oh, and for the record, Joe? Zero on the “Doability Scale.”

Old Trooper

Looking at all the pics that Zombie put up brings out irony so thick you couldn’t cut it with a chainsaw.

First off; these women are equating abortion with free contraceptives as though abortion is birth control (well, it is technically), but if they used contraceptives, they wouldn’t need abortion.

Second; these women look like they are their own contraceptive, because no guy would shag them to begin with, so they don’t have to worry about abortion, anyway.

Third; it’s amazing that those that are for abortion are alive to do so; which means their mother didn’t agree with their position.

Just a few observations that I made.

Joe

So I take it you wouldn’t “do her”?

Just Plain Jason

Joe not with insipids dick and you pushing…

TacticalTrunkMonkey

I always found it amazing that if we were to find a single “living” cell on Mars, we would immediately scream it’s proof of life…but a collection of cells that are living inside of a woman are immediately labeled “tissue” and not a proof of life…

something to think about.

Joe

It’s’ not about “life” – as humans we kill living things all the time. It’s not about a fetal heartbeat – we kill things with beating hearts all the time. It’s about consciousness – when does a fetus become a conscious entity? But as a species we are totally inconsistent. We kill all sorts of animals that are intelligent, self-aware and have a much more highly developed consciousness than a fetus. So either we make abortions illegal, and stop killing anything higher on the phylogenetic scale than a slug, or we keep abortion legal, and continue killing animals with consciousness, intelligence and awareness.

PintoNag

Consciousness cannot be used to define life, simply because there are demonstrated forms of “consciousness” that are not sentient. That is why we still use heartbeat and basic brain activity to determine viability (life).

As predatory animals, we will kill as we please. Viability, consciousness, and sentience will never stop our predatory nature, and we will always apply it as we see fit.

JustPlainjasin

Slow down there Peter Singer… You gonna go stop diabetic from getting insulin? How about we not wear helmets because monkeys had their head bashed in? Or better yet lets start arresting foxes for murder of chickens in the henhouse…

Holy shit I’m a speciest! I must go pray at the altar of PETA and contribute a million or two! Joe don’t be a fucktard and bring that weak ass game here, because you cannot justify your existence without the death or even worse slavery of lesser organisms.

Just Plain Jason

Damnit I gotta check my name before I post.

Joe are you ok? I am used to you saying stupid stuff, but damn did you fall off a cliff and land on your head? I know I don’t make sense sometimes but shit you are off today.

Joe

But, in closing, I think your friend Bill said it well, “Abortion should be safe, legal, and “RARE”.

Just Plain Jason

Joe you gotta admit Peter Singer and PETA was kinda weak? How did you stoop so low? I really expect more from you to ridicule. Personally I think if more women were made aware of what was going on internally they may make a different choice. I am aware of a lot of arguments for and against abortion I have read quite a few. Judith Jarvis-Thomson has a good one as does John Paul II. They take very reasoned approaches and make good arguments for and against. Personally if it were up to me I would gladly implant every woman who wanted with a IUD or give them tubal ligation to keep them from getting an abortion. Plain and simple done…(yes I know an IUD prevents a fertilized egg from implanting….)

Joe

Yeah Just Plain Jason (? JustPlainjasin?) I’m not a big fan of abortion, I wish there were no unintended pregnancies, but when faced with the tug of war between an already living woman’s rights, and the rights (?) of someone not yet a person, I have to come down on the side of the woman. Her choice.

Just Plain Jason

Come on Joe you just pulled Peter Singer out of your ass? Can you concede that was weak as hell? And yes that was me I misspelled my name on my Evil Corporate IPhone. Personally, I am very torn on this…I would say I fall along Jarvis-Thomson’s argument. But with some caveats, I don’t have to pay for it, make them aware of the options, and it isn’t guilt free. Just like in her argument you may have been unfairly hooked to a violinist, but if you unhook yourself he dies just the same.

Oh just so you don’t think…well any more than usual…I am much of a weirdo. My BA is in philosophy with an emphasis in medical ethics. I have read all kinds of crazy shit…thats how I know that crash helmet technology was spurned my research done by hitting monkeys in the head with hammers. Btw Peter Singer is a jerkoff.

Just Plain Jason

By research

I never hit a monkey in the head with a hammer!