Nothing Like a Class Act
Jasmine Crockett, (D – what else, TX) is a 44 year old (until the 29th, when she is 45) progressive Congresscritter from South Dallas. On her second term, she is already known for advocating “taking down” Elon Musk, and says Senator Ted Cruz needs “to be knocked over the head, like hard.”
Yeah, she’s a real sweetie, right?
But she aspires to new highs lows and managed to achieve them. At a pro-LGBTQ dinner this weekend, she displayed all the class she is known for…. by mocking a man who’s been in a wheelchair since 1984.
“We in these hot a– Texas streets, honey. Y’all know we got Governor Hot Wheels down there, come on now! And the only thing hot about him is that he is a hot a– mess, honey!” she said, laughing.
One has to wonder what the national media would do if, say, a Republican had said something like that.
Oh, and the full quote on Ted Cruz:
In response to a question about how Democrats can win elections, specifically in the red state of Texas, Crockett said, “I think that you punch, I think you punch, I think you OK with punching.”
“It’s Ted Cruz,” she went on. “I mean, like this dude has to be knocked over the head, like hard, right? Like there is no niceties with him, like at all. Like you go clean off on him.” Fox News
Who knew she was as literate as she is articulate?
It does look like Rep. Randy Weber (R-TX) will be introducing a censure resolution. Crockett, of course, says that is unneeded, saying:
“I wasn’t thinking about the governor’s condition—I was thinking about the planes, trains, and automobiles he used to transfer migrants into communities led by Black mayors, deliberately stoking tension and fear among the most vulnerable,” Crockett said. Fox News II
Yeah, I’m absolutely positive any reasonable person would interpret “Governor Hot Wheels” as meaning “that governor who deports people in wheeled vehicles like airplanes.”
Nothing like a class act – and that is exactly what she is, nothing like one.
Category: Democrats
OH, she’s classy as a rusted-out 1980’s Jaguar! It’s also known that she grew up very privileged, attending HS at an exclusive boarding school where annual tuition was $35K and attended an expensive college as well, only to “play ghetto” afterwards to get attention and money, she’s playing stupid games, let’s see what stupid prizes it gets her, and when it happens, I wonder how quickly she’ll reach for and throw her ACME® Race Victim Card™?
Sorry, sweetie, your ACME Race Victim Card has expired, and has been declined.
It has become a race to the bottom to see which Communist, er Democrat will be the leader of the party.
I vote for AOC to lead the party. Aint no one dumber.
This one, I think is playing dumb and trashy so she can grab the ghetto vote, but AOC IS Dumb!!!!
Don’t laugh, I saw a recent poll of Democrats and their preferred choice for President in 2028 was Kamala Harris first… and AOC was third on the list.
This is how JD gets elected.
Yup, yup!
Wow, I still can’t fathom how stupid the Dems, er, I mean the Dims are and how far the party has fallen. Mom and Dad must be rolling over in their grave.
I so want to ask AOC – What’s it like being stupid? Is it sort of like being high all the time?
More like a rusted out caddy el dorado. She never achieved rusty Jag status. Her next achievement looks more like rusted out yugo.
Nah, a rusted-out 1980’s Jaguar had some class at one time. This phony twatwaffle never had any class. Started at the bottom and commenced digging.
They did. I had a ’68 XKE in Germany as a 2LT. Only cost $3500 and was only 7 mos. old when I bought it. But it leaked oil by the quart every couple hundred miles. It was beautiful though.
Governor Abbott needs to have a couple of “Governor Hot Wheels” name tags done up (pin on and sewn on) and wear them at special occasions (saaaayy, anywhere where DildoCrats will be in mass numbers) as a badge of honor.
I’m thinking a custom paint job on his chair, classic old 60’s Hot Wheels metallic colors and the old logo.
Well looky here!
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/03/28/greg-abbott-fires-back-at-jasmine-crockett-with-x-ceptional-costume-n2410579
Every time this ignorant ghetto whore flexes her blowhole, something stupid spews forth.
Her long lost cousin Davey gave his life at the Alamo and
would be appalled at her LBGQT stance let alone her racism.
Yep, not to mention the fact that he came from a humble background, and when he served in the govt. He was intelligent and articulate.. in short he was the exact opposite of this peice of gutter trash.. she may not have xome.from.the ghetto, but she damn sure IS ghetto
Interesting that she is another carmella harris changing her accent in the area where she speaks her bullshit and from a rich middle class family not from the guetto/hood.
But does she have a story about how she was a “fweedom” rider on the yellow school bus?
She’s just a wannbe ratchet-assed hoe with straight hair wig and push broom false eyelashes, so what do you expect?
Think she’ll eventually go bald like those other two female Dems?
So she should be taken behind the woodshed?
Be sure to use a wooden paddle, not your hand.
Who knows what infections and diseases you’d pick up.
After application of paddle to ass, be generous and kind to the paddle and burn it,
The woodshed rule was you had to pick a switch from a nearby tree to be educated with.
And that switch had better be the right size for the job or else dad got to pick.
It was my grandmother … and she selected a larger weeping willow switch!
Some epoxy on she weave might keep it just the way she like it
I understand Gorilla Glue is effective.
Oh, that’s a good one!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tessica_Brown
Wow, be a dumbass, get paid.. who’d have thunk it??
Moron.
She also has the Hillary Clinton/Kamala Harris speech affect. Listen to interviews of her in 2022 as compared to today. She has taken on a different dialect for some reason. Also, she is not from Texas but is from St Louis.
Nice try Jasmine, but nobody is buying your backpedaling:.
https://freebeacon.com/democrats/jasmine-crockett-liked-posts-calling-abbott-hot-wheels-in-2021-undercutting-her-explanation-for-deriding-wheelchair-bound-governor/
OOOPS!
Like, wow, like, she be really, like, well spoken.
Yep. Well spoken and dumb – probably like a majority of her constituents who were stupid enough to vote for her
When I went to college, I learned to conjugate the verb ‘to be’ …
he be, I be, you be, we be, they be
I found that it was the easiest to remember.
Ahhhh, ROTFL and thinking what the nuns would have done if I stood up in class and said that? And then in high school I had the Xaverian Brothers who weren’t much more pleasant than the nuns!
Like, wow, like, she be really, like, well spoken and shit.
There. Now it sings.
Ethnic poetry, indeed.
LOL, Yeah, much better now. I bet she LEARN-ED to talk like that in the $35k per school private high school she attended.
Shit, mhain…
Even the women on the View were excoriating Crockett. When a Democrat goes so far as to incur that set of apologists’ wrath, they REALLY stepped over the line.
She’ll act like a no-class ghetto ho and then get upset when everyone treats her like a no-class ho. Wake up sweetheart, we see through your bullshit and won’t play your silly race-baiting game.
We should update that to “firebombing” for 2025.
Hitler’s “Sturmabteilung” or “Brown Shirts” burned and firebombed the businesses they were herded to as well, just saying.
“Nothing like a trash act.” FIFY
Yup
Now that’s funny right there!
Like Larry the Cable guy says, “I don’t care who you are, that’s funny!”
A question remains:
Which one is the real African American?
oooh, oooh I know, I know!
She’s about as classy as cumstains on a dumpster
… or blue dress.
And now this “Trash act” has been charged with assault… Hopefully the case doesn’t go to a biden or obama judge…
https://pagetraveler.com/jasmine-crockett-charged-with-assault-and-nobodys-surprised-video/