Doug Reeves – Navy SEAL Diver & Persian Gulf War Participant Explained
Douglas Reeves
As a follow-up to a posted article yesterday about Douglas Reeves, we wanted to share an email that Reeves wrote to a genuine Navy SEAL when that SEAL questioned Reeves’ claim of being a Navy SEAL diver.
This email was written before the article yesterday. Click on it to see a larger version.
The short version: Reeves will be damned if the Navy or any SEAL is going to tell him that he didn’t earn that Trident.
BUD/S is the first phase in becoming a SEAL. An individual must serve in a SEAL unit and complete additional requirements such as parachute training. Although BUD/S training is substantial, it is not the only requirement.
It also seems as if Reeves has his own definition of the Gulf War and the dates that it encompasses.
Category: Fake SEAL, Navy Poser, Phony SEAL, Valor Vultures
He’s the first Trans-SEAL. He’s a SEAL by his own definition, so he wants you to respect that. I was in when the Stark was hit in ’87, but that doesn’t make me Gulf War Vet because the actual war started around 3 years later. The truth is costing him money, so he’s going all in to prove he’s a SEAL. He should just say “I gave it my best shot, but I couldn’t pack the gear”. His choice.
If he really completed the diving phase of training and not the rest he would have been a Navy SCUBA diver (NEC 5345) and could have stayed in the Navy Diver pipeline and possibly could have been a fourth man diver with EOD. Then later went on to EOD school. I don’t believe he completed the diving phase.
Edited to protect PII.
AW1
OOh, first and I see that Douglas Robert Reeves is spinning like the blades of a jet engine at full throttle, will Douglas Robert Reeves lawer up and Bernath, or does Douglas Robert Reeves have some swill-guzzling drek in a worn-out old Jaguar to badger people at his will? Douglas Robert Reeves sure seems desperate, so why did Douglas Robert Reeves axe his farcebook pages so suddenly, it’s not like some dickweeed is leaving Google®™ hits on threads exposing his fraudery (*OOPS!*)
ALERT…
It’s now going on…. on the Book of Fake.
Yes, Doug Reeves’ primary account is still up,
and it’s still wide open for comments.
Doug Reeves has put up 2 comments… less than 2 hours ago.
1 with a photo upload of a “Diving Duty Summary”.
He is also calling a name I recognize (a retired Navy SEAL??) a LIAR.
See it all here….
Ugh.
https://www.facebook.com/doug.reeves.9659
OH so now Douglas Reeves is calling a LEGIT retired USN SEAL a liar? Sounds like Douglas Reeves is trying to make himself the subject of a Don Shipley Video!
Well, damn. The old story about the shovel and the hole…
If Reeves had not identified himself as a SEAL this story would never have happened. The evidence is abundant and he readily withdrew his own copy as soon as he was called out for it.
Doug may be a diver but he is not a SEAL and not a SEAL diver.
The letter is essentially a name and innuendo contrivance with some malarkey about willfully setting himself up for failure. WTF?
Doug, why do you refer to grad school when you were seeking a B.S degree? In many places, an undergraduate degree precedes graduate programs, though not always.
Put the shovel down, Doug, stop digging. See if The Hair will grant you an absolution! Haha, and do it on a Zoom call so we can all watch 🙂
I’m not buying his “Navy Seal Diver” bullshit … and I’m not defending the man; but, he could have received an undergraduate degree from a graduate school.
I got my BA at a graduate school (Monterey Institute of International Studies). The Army sent to degree completion program and I selected MIIS. After I had enough credits for a BA I asked the Army to allow me to remain another six months for an MA, but they said “no!” — I had used up all their good will!! (^__^)
Anyway, I’m not defending the man; but a BA from a graduate school is possible.
Did he serve under illustrious Navy Seal Frank Harwell? He writes like he did
The African American Seal Corman [sic] laughed at his injury.
As a former Corpsman, this is the most believable part of his story.
Even Obama knew there was an ‘S’ in Corpsman!
That’s Corpseman to you, Buster.
Caught that too and raised an eyebrow.
I’m still calling Bullshit.
With this, I’m thinking that a WHOLE LOT more DETAILS will come out and cause old Dougie here to BAIL and HIDE, and SPIN and BULLSHIT MORE to cover up his LIES and man what
BALLSGALL this sperm burper has to try to ‘splain his experiences.I’m glad I dropped the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ on this stinky log of gorilla shit
He probably specializes in “Gorilla Warfare”.
ChipNASA,
He’s not hiding today.
Doug Reeve’s is going at it on the Book of Fake.
Less than 2 hours ago.
Detailed reply comment above.
Oh, boy.
Save the screenshots.
He is not the quitting type, then he quit. Cannot make this shit up.
If I didn’t know any better, this guy sounds and spells like he’s 13 years old.
Yeah.
All-Points Logistics really needs to improve its professional development courses.
No, no: 13 years old? Nuh-uh. The kids in my 2nd grade class could spell better than he does. Of course, that was when kids were taught to spell and read and write and do real arithmetic.
My dad made sure I knew the 3 Rs…
Respect
Responsibility
and
Restriction
LOL
It hurt my eyes having to squint to read all of that email. Once I did, it hurt my brain.
WELL, Douglas Robert Reeves DID complete the course of “Introduction to Business” while he was in the Navy, I wonder if Douglas Robert Reeves actually remembered anything from it? Douglas Robert Reeves sure does like to spin about on his claims, will Douglas Robert Reeves lawer up and Bernath all over the place? Douglas Robert Reeves has a chili feed in Nevada awaiting his attendance as well.
You either have the qualifications in your official military records…
… or you have a story.
Reeves falls into the second category.
Let’s see. He doesn’t know how to spell, as in ‘Corman’ (Corpsman), and ‘Spruce’ (Spruance). You don’t go to grad school to get a bachelors degree, you go to grad school to get a masters degree. If I recall, the First Gulf War was in 1991, 4 years after he got out. He stated previously that he spent 18 months in training at Coronado, but he graduated Boot Jan 77 and reported to the David R. Ray Aug 77, right at 6 months. I can’t find him listed as an RN in CA, either.
Appears he is registered in Florida.
https://mqa-internet.doh.state.fl.us/MQASearchServices/HealthCareProviders/LicenseVerification?LicInd=194302&ProCde=1701&org=%20
There is a Florida RN listed:
Registered Nurse
License RN3290552
License Status
CLEAR/ACTIVE
Qualifications
Single-state License
License Expiration Date
4/30/2022
License Original Issue Date
07/13/1998
Address of Record
This practitioner does not have an address of record on file with the department.
If you have any questions, please contact the department at (850) 488-0595.
Address of Record
NOT PRACTICING
Discipline on File
No
Public Complaint
No
It is pretty ironic he claims to have corrected dyslexia in a message riddled with spelling and grammatical errors.
If he’s a “nurse”, doesn’t he know that dyslexia is an inherited genetic thingy, not a disease that you pick up from someone else’s coffee cup?
He is a Nertz, not a Nurse. He must sell real estate in the Merritt Island area of Florida.
Riddled? That’s an understatement.
So, let me get this straight – he purposely failed the final written exam on purpose. Then, he was called on the carpet for it presumably because they knew he was capable of passing the test.
Sounds like he went through the entire BUD/S program only to thumb his nose at the SEAL community.
He attended BUD/S out of spite. I think I got it now.
tshe,
Tanking the final exam? He doesn’t explain his reasons for that.
Costing the Navy and the US Gov’t how much in wasted training?
And then, 40 years later,
wanting the fame and credit he pissed away?
Ugh.
That was my take away as well…
Board of Inquiry: “So lets get this strait. You failed the written test because you have dyslexia, and as such does not indicate your own willingness to drop out or fail out of BUD/S? Do we have this correct?”
Reeves: “Yes, that is correct, Gentlemen.”
(The BOI members look at each other with confusion and astonished amazement, and nod collectively in agreement.)
Board of Inquiry: “Our mistake then. Please see to it that you pick up your SEAL Trident insignia on your way out. You are dismissed.”
Reeves: “Thank you, Sir.”
(The End)
The fellow doth protest too much, methinks!
1 – As noted above, he can’t spell at all.
2 – Still referring to SEALs as Seals, whereas Seals are a completely different part of the seagoing pinniped animal kingdom, composed of a wide variety of species of Seals.
3 – Can’t get his timeframe or facts coordinated and straightened out.
4 – Doesn’t even need a shovel to keep digging that hole deeper and deeper.
5 – Boring, boring, boring, almost at the bernathian level of it.
So, tell us, Dougie, which species of seal are you?
Harbor seal?
Bearded seal?
Weddell seal?
Leopard seal?
Walrus, perhaps?
Just askin’, because if you need a shovel to dig that hole deeper, Ace is having a sale on garden tools about now.
Blown seal.
🙂 🙂 🙂
So THAT’S why he’s drooling!
Walrus shit..
Polar bear bait???
Oh, I have a great idea: polar bears are known hunters of seals and walruses. Why not drop him off on one of the spots where the polar bears are having their summer vacation right now, and let him show them what a tough Seal he is???
Just an idea….
He took exams in grad school while getting his bachelor degree?
Sounds like that M-80 went off deep in his ass where it damaged his brain.
Maybe he accidentally lit that M80 off while trying to launch a flaming squirrel calling for a MEDEVAC for his fractured taint?
Some graduate schools offer an 18-month master’s program. Students with undergrad credits can be admitted/transferred in. This could be our “Seal Diver”‘s case.
My alma mater, Monterey (now Middlebury)Institute of International Studies) has such a program:
http://www.middlebury.edu/newsroom/archive/2017-news/node/548400
As I said in an above comment, I received my BA at grad school.
[EMPHASIS: I’m not defending the “Seal Diver”‘s other claims … but a BA from a grad school is possible.]
Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
A Google Foo search of the embellishing POS Douglas Robert Reeves name and the FIRST (ht 2…oh…wait…that would be ME) hit gives a linky to the MP/VG post of said embellisher. Heh heh. The inherwebz are forever…BEYOTCH! SUFFER!
TINS…there I was, stationed at an Army Post in NC when I was dispatched to a training camp ’bout 20 miles away from Main Post to give a briefing on Imagery Interpretation of Aerial Photos to some fellas that wanted to wear the green hats. There were also some cats that were the initial Alphabet Force, very seekrit squirrel, in attendance. We shared C-Rat peaches and pound cake along with some grilled snake. Alas, an offer to swap peanut butter and cracker rations for one of them purty green hats didn’t get me one. But I was at the graduating ceremony and infiltrated the after party with a case of Cold Beers. Odd how I can’t claim to be a green BayRhett or an Alphabet Force Vet. So unfair!
You were teaching cats?
How do you do that? Mine won’t do anything I try to get her to do. What’s your secret? Is there some special catnip species involved? Personal grass pots? Private cubbies with cushy pillows?
Everybody knows you don’t train cats, they train you, if they feel like it.
They just identified as cats. Trying to keep it a seekrit that they were actually squirrels so they wouldn’t end up on a green stick…or a dumplin’ pot. They only showed up cause they heard about the peanut butter.
Ahhhh, now I get where you get your ingredients for “Cathead Biscuits”, Gun Bunny. From the misbehavin’ “squirrels”. (grin)
Sky, squirrel sausage with gravy goes real good with cat headed biskets. Need ’em for soppin’ and such.
Dougie boi prolly had seekrit squirrel and baby seal di@ks for his mid rats.
Aaah, you guys are making me laugh!!! Keep it up! We all need that right now.
In a separate Google Foo search, his reference of one instructor, Gene Wintz, who he claimed was actively involved in his training…
I take this to be Gene Wentz (corrected spelling), who was an actual SEAL in Vietnam and wrote “Men In Green Faces” (co-authored by B. Abell Jurus).
Wintz is the past tense of Wentz. Don’t you guys ever read a book?
KoB,
Guys over 60 (who watched Commander McBragg cartoons)
were supposed to learn what NOT to do.
“Quite!”
Full of sound and fury signifying NOTHING. Guy drops a lot of names, hazy details, and a LOT of misspelling. Just because you served in the Gulf 4 YEARS before BS does NOT make you a DS Vet.
Asshole.
Doug-
You’re about to go full Bernath. Never, ever go full Bernath.
ALERT…
More here, today, less than 2 hours ago.
It’s now going on…. on the Book of Fake.
Yes, Doug Reeves’ primary account is still up,
and it’s still wide open for comments.
Doug Reeves has put up 2 comments…
1 with a photo upload of a “Diving Duty Summary”.
He is also calling a familiar name (a retired Navy SEAL??) a LIAR.
See it all here, and get SCREENSHOTS,
before the comments, or the entire page, goes POOF.
https://www.facebook.com/doug.reeves.9659
More happening now.
1 minute ago.
New comment by Doug Reeves:
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Doug Reeves
I posted the truth on facebook
complete with my DD-214 and proof of service
in the Persian Gulf & Gulf of Oman in 1979-Naval Expeditionary medal.
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Famous last words – ‘I posted the truth on facebook’. This warped little fuck wouldn’t know the ‘Truth’ if it came and kicked him in square in the nuts. Oh wait-my bad, he has no nuts..
Hatchet,
There’s MORE. It’s going on NOW.
Due to past requests (on other phonies),
I have put some copy & paste comments here.
Ugh, this guy.
https://www.facebook.com/doug.reeves.9659
Well, if you aren’t a fakebooker (and I’m not), you can’t read any of that stuff, so, maybe a copy/paste section would give us his blather???
Ex-PH2,
I did copy & paste some of it here,
and got 2 screenshots (for evidence).
It was comments and back & forth on 3 different posts.
I assume others got most or all it on screenshots,
perhaps missing the straw that broke the camel’s back.
You keep it up, MarineDad61.
I’ve run into hockey kids who have better excuses for missing the net. (He pushed me!!! NO, HE pushed MEEEE!!)
IMHO,
Doug Reeves may not (yet) be aware of this Page 2.
Oh, boy.
Well Sir, really think Dougie should know…just how many MORE people now KNOW that he’s a full-on LYING little POS
4 minutes ago….. Update, 1 minute ago.
Doug Reeves is busy on FakeBook.
Right now. Again.
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Doug Reeves
I don’t care how many of your Seal Team buddies you get to give you a thumbs up on this site. They are just adding Creedence to more of your hack reporting skills. As we have seen before, Blind Allegiance leads to real trouble.
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Doug Reeves
I never stated I was a Navy Seal, period. That is part of the false narrative and reports that came out of this. In my biography I stated that I was a navy seal diver. If you look at my records, that is true. Lt. Peter E. Tonnies certified me on August 17, 1977. BUDS stands for Basic Underwater Demolition Seal. It was an acronym for Seal Training.
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Yup. Just more self-justifying delusional LIES
That and the fact that this little POS is actually trying to lay claim to having served with/trained by the very legendary Lt. Michael Thornton?
Knowing VERY well that the average Navy SEAL has a VERY long memory – think it would be VERY interesting – NO, utterly ENTHRALLING to hear if Michael Thornton has ever even heard of Dougie Rubbish Reeves.. My money’s on “NOPE-never heard of ’em”.
Creedence? As in “Clearwater”? What in the actual fuck do they have to do with his lies? Is Dougie a Fortunate Son hanging out Down on the Corner with Suzie Q?
😆
With what he is saying, more like the Pusher Man.
Must be some good stuff.
This Unfortunate Son is about to see A Bad Moon Arising as he looks Out His Back Door. A Commotion will be coming Up Around The Bend. The Sinister Purpose will Leave him living Down On The Corner.
Isn’t Blind Allegiance a name for a rock group from the 1960s? Or am I thinking of the 1970s, when things were winding down?
A B Movie with, like this POS Embellisher Douglas Robert Reeves, a PUNK Band…from the early 80s! And they, like PHUQUE HEEEM, were not relevant…then or now! And yes, the POS Embellisher Douglas Robert Reeves is a PUNK!
Uhhhhh….. he’s calling someone who is widely known for sniffing out fakers a liar?
Aisn’t that kind of like the Big Old Pot calling the kettle black????
😎👍
It has been a long time since I got out of the Army (1977) and Air Force (1980), and perhaps the Navy was different, but I doubt it.
I went to a 20 week Air Traffic Control course and several months of OJT. If you failed out of the class in week 19, or didn’t make it in OJT, you were not ever considered an Air Traffic Controller by any stretch of the imagination.
This clown claims he purposely failed in the last week of class. All this qualifies him for is a Greyhound ticket home. Sorry, not a SEAL/BUDS.
Edited to protect PII.
AW1
Same goes for USMC Recruit Training, or any follow on training after that.
A person can show up at one of the recruit depots and get administratively dropped and sent home during week 7, even after training has commenced – but that still doesn’t make a person a Marine.
Fuckers like this guy don’t even try.
But if you get dropped after qualifying at the rifle range, you can legitimately claim to be a Marine Sniper. /sarc
You mean Marine Sniper Shooter, right?
/sarc
And as USMCMSgt knows, even if you spend 8 months in boot, get med boarded and qualify for VA bennies, if you did not receive the EGA and graduate, you ain’t a Marine. Period.
CWORet- Thanks for the correction.
Res Ipsa Loquitur/ The Thing Speaks for Itself or Let a Moron be a Moron..
– FACT – Absolutely NO USN BUPERS record of Reeves completing ANY aspect of SEAL training EXISTS.
– FACT – while Reeves cites a lot of details of his alleged and so-called Navy SEAL career, Reeves supports NONE of this with any documentation – which interestingly, he claims he has and WILL NOT PRODUCE ANY EVIDENCE THEREOF.
Nope. Same old I’m a Real-deal-Navy-SEAL-trope – e’body else is LYING and in spite of every absence of my Official Navy records produced, I’M TELLING THE GOD’S HONEST TRUTH. And therefore I AM ENTITLED to wear the Trident I DIDN’T EARN.
Bottom-line: this is one exceedingly boring, boring, boring bernathian-level FUNKY MONKEY(aka – LYING LITTLE COCKSUCKER).
SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL DON SHIPLEY-PRONTO!!
Man, I would LOVE to see – NO, PAY TO SEE this POS’s scalp hang’n off Shipley’s war belt..
I have a friend that went to school to become a Registered Nurse.
She passed the Pharmacology class and it was put in her records. She eventually dropped out of the program and did not receive her RN.
To her credit, she does not go around saying she is an RN because she completed the Pharmacology class.
Is there a pattern forming here?
Link to Page 1.
For Duty and Humanity.
And for permanento interwebby posterior.
[Doug Reeves – Fake Navy SEAL Diver, Persian Gulf War Participant
| July 19, 2021 | 113 Comments]
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=115605
THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS Dougie… NEVER.
Doug Reeves – I’m trying to be respectful here…
The Navy controls the qualifications and title, not the individual.
If you throw a rock at a pack of wolves, the one that yelps the loudest is probably the one you hit.
Oh oh.
Wiki history of USS David R. Ray (DD-971),
which does NOT line up at all with
Doug Reeves’ version of when and where he was.
We see his active duty service dates (on Page 1).
We see the deployment history of DD-971 (here).
Yes, the Ray saw Desert Shield service,
but Doug Reeves wasn’t in the military in 1990.
Someone has a lot (more) explaining to do,
since his own claims of when and where don’t match up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_David_R._Ray
Punch line….
Is the Gulf of Oman in 1979 possible here?
According to the wiki on DD-971 above,
IF he was on that ship (he likely was),
it was on it’s 1st deployment cruise,
a long tour of duty in the PACIFIC.
[The ship first deployed on 8 September 1979
and made port calls in Pearl Harbor, Guam, Yokosuka, Inchon, Subic Bay, and Hong Kong.]
So, he did the “Port of Call – Hong Kong”,
just like the NAVY TV commercials.
“It’s not just a job, it’s an adventure.”
They wore gloves to clean toilets?!?
Always knew squids had it easy.
Not just a job???? I have photos that show it’s just a job!!!
Shame you can’t get liberty call at Hong Kong any more. And Subic Bay is out, isn’t it? Olongapo?
Double post. Not enough coffee.
Dustoff,
Just above the 1st SNL Tube of You,
is 1 (of 2) of the actual 70s TV commercials
with “Port of Call, Hong Kong”
showing giddy sailors running down the gangplank
for an eyeful of asian females.
Unlike South Korea and Philippines,
in Hong Kong they mostly only got to look.
Also unlike SK and PI,
they also came home without new medical troubles.
Just checked the 1976 Naval Register (lists all the officers in the Navy). No Peter E. Tonnies listed, in fact no one with that last name. [A year before Reeves claims Tonnies certified him, but if T. were a LT, he would have been on active duty in 1976].
Edited to protect PII.
AW1
“BUDS stands for Basic Underwater Demolition Seal. It was an acronym for Seal Training”.
I may be a lowly, nautically-challenged Signal Puke, But I’m fairly certain that failing BUD/S does not make you a seal. Even Jesse Ventura knows that.
Hell! I remember when Don Shipley was asked if Jesse Ventura had ever been a Real-deal Navy SEAL and it was so controversial that Don Shipley actually devoted almost an entire video to it. The very best Reeves will ever hope to have(other than the SEAL Trident he probably bought on eBay) is, Don Shipley calling up Reeves to ask ‘Hi Dougie, this is Don Shipley – WERE YOU A NAVY SEAL’?
BUT — the million dollar question is:
Were you a Navy SEAL diver?
My diving experience is limited to snorkeling in Aruba.
Man, MD61 and Hatchet have been particularly relentless and brutal today. Glad my name isn’t Doug Reeves.
I imagine one day after he passes his grandchildren will wonder about him. A bit of research, and this is the legacy they find. He probably should have done a little lurking around MP and TAH before going full potato and kicking the hornet nest.
CWORet,
Thank you.
I prefer the words blunt and tenacious.
Been using (wasting?) my morning watching the FakeBook follies.
This long comment just came up on
Doug Reeves’ Book of the Fake, minutes ago.
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xxxx xxxxxx
I am a Gulf War Veteran (90-91).
I will be polite here.
There is now a Page 2 on you at the VG website today.
Many new comments on the blog.
Your email to a retired Navy SEAL
does NOT support your additional claims today.
The history of DD-971 David Ray is out there, too, on WikiPedia.
You served a long cruise in the Pacific,
and somewhere you earned the Expeditionary Medal.
All good and honorable service.
You should be proud to be an inaugural crew member of the Ray,
and present yourself that way.
— You made the choice to poop all over your good service with claims that are impossible, due to your years of active duty, and your documented FOIA redacted public military service records.
— Perhaps you now need to edit your personal and business webpages to ACCURATELY and TRUTHFULLY reflect your actual good service in the NAVY,
just as my friends and VFW comrades do.
(Link to this page)
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https://www.facebook.com/doug.reeves.9659
So let it be written, so let it be done. “Blunt and Tenacious” it is.
Can’t lie, spent a little too long on this one myself. But there hasn’t been such a glutton for punishment in a while.
I for one, am enjoying…
CWORet,
Some shitbirds are also thornbirds.
Self inflicted.
Again and again.
MarineDad61 – thanks for all the FaceBook feedback. My Dad used to say “Give ‘em an inch and they’ll steal your eyeballs. Steal it back and they’ve got no place to hide’”.
Bravo Zulu, Sir
Hatchet,
The Book of the Fake is back.
Resurrected from the (presumed) dead.
It is alive.
Remains open for clicks and comments, too.
Rare.
But he did it.
Perhaps he knows
this is his forum for public apology???
>>> https://www.facebook.com/doug.reeves.9659
Is he sporting a purple skydiving suit yet?
A Proud Infidel@,
No, but…..
his profile photo on the Book of Fake
(visible to everyone, no FB required)
shows an unlikely pose with a fish.
(Seinfeld) –
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1694320997377952&set=a.1494305867379467
CWORet,
Thank you for your kind words of support, Sir – means the earth to me. Like a couple/three other members here, I don’t do Facebook or connect to any other social media platforms – this has kinda become an internet roost that I like to stop by a few times a day and read through and sometimes, comment to. Like MarineDad61, I too prefer being referred to as blunt, tenacious and also….relentless. Bottom-line – for the privilege of serving my country(Canada) and for the very little I really did and as long as there’s valour vultures and thieves out there, I’m going to be the guy that get’s an evil look on his face, folds his arms, sneers and says ‘Uh huh, no-way – not on my Watch – Never’. Cheers and thanks again.
Could someone do some cut’n’paste of the FB stuff for those of us without access? I certainly do not have an account and absolutely do not want one 🙂
DougieDiver is well on his way to the wrong kind of fame.
DeepSeaDougie needs to sign on to VG and go live.
Throw that seal a fish!
TW,
I put up some…
and encouraged others to save the screenshots of what they see.
New comment just above.
Thanks! It will be helpful to have actual records of his malarkey as others come along and find that he has long since closed in FB account(s)
TW,
Deja Voo Doo.
New Hoo Doo.
Just below.
TW (and PAGE ADMINS),
Wow. New.
Doug Reeves is accusing someone ELSE of false claims now,
on his Book of the Fake.
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Doug Reeves
You are obviously connected to Jim in some way, either girlfriend or wife. Tell the master reporter to just look in my Navy File and see my service off the Iranian coast.
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Doug Reeves
The bottom line is I was there and I have escalated his false claims to a higher authority. The fact is he can’t admit that he has done wrong and no amount of proof will ever placate him.
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https://www.facebook.com/doug.reeves.9659
Define “higher authority”
A) God
B) Attorney
C) Don Shipley
D) Whoopie Goldberg
E) All of the above
F) Judge Judy
G) Dr. Phil (we know someone
(Florida!) who went that route)
Who took their beef with TAH to Dr. Phil?
rgr769,
Jeremy DeWitte, busted by Guardians of the Green Beret,
and chronicled here at VG since.
He didn’t go to Dr. Phil about VG, but for this.
Damn, I forgot that shit-show. My CRS caused me to forget the brain cells I wasted watching that fiasco.
Or do you mean Dr. Phil Monkress?
I pray to God, love Whoppi Goldberg but think Don Shipley is probably the ‘higher authority’ in this matter. *shrug* Just say’n..
In matters of SEAL posers, I believe God defers those to Don Shipley. Kind of an avenging angel with legendary hair.
😎👍
Yeah, like the Clint Eastwood line: “God couldn’t be here today so he sent me instead”.
Mackerel?
Fact: Dougie is an embellishing chunk of shit.
Fact: I believe that we’re not close to done with this yet.
I remember a quote from a movie I love and it fits here but backwards because the individual speaking and the person being spoken to are the opposite of this situation…I think those that have seen this get it.
Maj. Malcolm A. Powers : I’m going to run you out of the corps, Highway. And you know what’s funny? You’re going to do all the work. Sooner or later you’ll disregard procedure, disobey an order, or just get drunk. You can’t help it.(This applies to Dougie here) ” You’re too old, too prideful, too stupid to change. I’m going to enjoy seeing you fall, Highway. Now get out and send in that idiot, Ring.
I think that about good ole Dougie here and he’s about to get (If he’s not starting to gape yet) his collective shit pushed in by the Intrawebs and everyone that’s pointing out this story is a pile of steaming, stinking, sloth scat!!.
Dougie here ain’t gonna quit until it’s painful and I believe that’s on the way and he just can’t help himself.
That quote is a great addition to this thread.
This is two days in a row you’ve put a smile on my face and a chuckle in my belly.
Are you some sort of wizard?
@ChipNASA – and thank you for quite a few of your words that cause me to recall another great line from another movie that applies here(300 (2006) and REALLY applies to Dougie – “This gonna take awhile, you’re not going to like it and IT’S REALLY GONNA HURT”.
This is what a lot of these guys need to do once exposed.
“Shut up and take the pain! Take the pain!”
😎👍
I’ve eaten at every Trident Grill in Tucson and had an awesome lunch at the Hotel del Coronado once. This makes me just as much a SEAL as Dougie.
I took a work trip for a conference at the Long Beach Convention Center. This is just a couple miles north of Coronado. I can honestly say that I was trained by (i.e. near) SEALs while on that trip.
Hell, I used to keep a boat at Little Creek Marina in Virginia Beach! That’s almost the same thing as being stationed with SEALs. And on Friday nights, there were SEALs, everywhere, particuarly around payday.
I can top that. I’ve had beers at McP’s, so just mail me my Trident already.
Shim for Jesus!
I shopped at Ranger Joe’s in Columbus GA when I was stationed at Benning which makes me as much of a Ranger as Doug Reeves is the SEAL he claims to be.
Oh oh.
Holy Guano, Batman.
We have a 4TH realtor bio.
Same Bat claims.
Same Bat guano.
https://www.proxioshowcase.com/px/simplyrealtyfl
That makes the score:
BIOs written in First Person: 1
BIOs written in Third Person: 3
What’s odd is the website says “About Me” and then it talks about him in the third person, like it a fake staff person writing it.
“Prior to his naval service Mr. Reeves attended the University of Miami and minored in marine biology and worked under the direction of shark biologist Dr. Samuel H. Gruber at the University of Miami’s Rosenthal School for Marine and Atmospheric Science in a research project involving the study of shark behavior that also *included training dolphins*.“
I’m not one to sympathize with aquatic marine life, but maybe a go fund me is in order to help those poor traumatized fishes.
What study of shark behavior would be complete if it didn’t include training dolphins?
This guy is so FUCK’N STUPID… Does Dougie think that someone ISN’T going to give the University of Miami and/or Dr. Gruber a quick call or email to VERIFY his bogus bona fides? And just like that – Reeves became the new poster-child for all thing’s Delusional!! FMTT’s…
I’m sure that it’s already getting done.😁
I’d like to know just how many sharks have come to him to have hooks removed from their mouths.
Only his hairdresser knows for sure..
They like this biologist a lot more than they’d like him.
They know her and what a wonderful human she is, but they’d look at him and say “LUNCH!”
Uh, no.
Dipshit was born in 1956.
He joined the Navy at 20. What he described MIGHT be done by a grad student or someone doing doctoral level work. This guy? Maybe failed Keg Tapping 101.
FAIL.
That is quite a bio our hero has crafted for hisself. I do believe he has the skills necessary for that B.S. degree, as he is one world class B.S. artist.
Think someone really ought to give Coldwell-Banker a tap on the shoulder ‘bout Reeves’ BS bona fides… Wouldn’t be the first time someone lied to a corporation and was promptly and publicly shit-canned for their con…
Nah…the issue at hand is his false representations about his military service.
The desired outcome is for him to correct the false/misleading representations.
So far, this turkey has not actually gone Bernath and started suing people.
All he has to do is to admit that he held forth with misleading information about the nature and character of his military service, remove the misleading information and he probably owes a few folks an apology for insulting their intelligence.
Please do not insult turkeys by using that bird species in relation to this slumguzzler.
Amen.
Copied and pasted from his bio:
“Mr. Reeves is a military veteran of the United States Navy and during his training in Coronado, CA, became a Navy Seal diver; he has served in a variety of duty stations in the United States and overseas participated in the Persian Gulf War.”
Turbo-cocksucker.
UPDATE – FakeBook POOF?
Either I was blocked (for my Like clicks)
OR….
Doug Reeves just took down (deactivated)
his primary page on the Book of Fake.
Either way, blocking or hiding, is a really really poor look,
NOT something the innocent tend to do.
See for yourselves >>>
https://www.facebook.com/doug.reeves.9659
Verified by a friend….. POOF.
Deactivated. Down.
(However, deactivated accounts
CAN be reactivated (resurrected) later.)
Only goes to show how COWARDLY(read: not-the-SEAL) he really is..
Hatchet,
Quick recheck on the 4 whoresmen of real estate bios.
You know, since his Book of the Fake went POOF.
No changes. Even here, at his primary bio. Same.
(paste)
[About Me:
Douglas Reeves was born in Cincinnati, Ohio and has been a native of Miami since 1971. Mr. Reeves and his wife share a passion for diving and fishing, and recently dove “The Great Barrier Reef” in Australia in October of 2019.
Prior to his naval service Mr. Reeves attended the University of Miami and minored in marine biology and worked under the direction of shark biologist Dr. Samuel H. Gruber at the University of Miami’s Rosenthal School for Marine and Atmospheric Science in a research project involving the study of shark behavior that also included training dolphins. Mr. Reeves is a military veteran of the United States Navy and during his training in Coronado, CA, became a Navy Seal diver; he has served in a variety of duty stations in the United States and overseas participated in the Persian Gulf War.
After discharge from the Navy Mr. Reeves served as a counselor at Boystown of Florida to help dependent children where he was at one time, one of the boys. This vocation to help children led Mr. Reeves to the next chapter of his life, helping adults and children in Emergency care as a Registered Nurse for 23 years. He currently maintains a Bachelor of Science Degree active nursing license.
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, those being chiefly, honesty, integrity, and perseverance. I value the trust placed in me and will strive to deliver real estate experiences beyond your expectations.
Douglas Reeves
Realtor-Associate
Contact Me:
786-338-5222
hawaiiblu@aol.com]
(end paste)
http://www.simplyrealtyfl.com/local-real-estate-agent-realtor
His his contact page at the realty site asking “How may I help?”
http://www.simplyrealtyfl.com/pages/9068430/contact-a-real-estate-agent-realtor.aspx
Did you give him a call? rotf!
Yep, POOFARINO!!!!!!!!!
BBBWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *gasp* FUCK……YOOOOOOOOUUUU DOUGIEEEEEE…..BBBAAWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! (No, I’m not doing that to Dougie’s mouth. He can fine a dirty hobo to do that for a $ “buck, 298″. ” )
UPDATE – FakeBook UN-POOF.
Reactivated.
RESURRECTED.
More, it appears ALL the previous comments and clicks are still there.
And, it remains open for clicks and new comments.
This is a good sign.
If Dougie went and got himself an official on-line certificate of ministry, he could add Holy Diver to his list of accomplishments..
I think he’s been down too long in the midnight sea…
OK EVERYBODY!!! OK!!!!
I’m calling it. (Not really a stretch)
This cuntbrain is going to top 200 posts and 2 pages.
I *hope* he comes back to MP (cause he *certainly* ain’t got the ballzzzzz to show up here and have a friendly discussion) and chew toys some more or for some reason, gives us a reason to throw him out like chum….
ChipNASA,
Current comment count 116 + 116 + 1(this comment) = 233
Page 2 now outnumbers Page 1.
I (now) predict 300 and 3.
Especially if he shows up here.
You know, to set everyone (else) straight.
I’ll put this out there,
assuming Doug Reeves sees these comments.
To Doug Reeves,
Your best avenue at this time…. is
1 – Apologies
2 – Truth
3 – Editing ALL 4 of your real estate bios
to accurately show your HONORABLE service in the US Navy.
Amen.
MarineDad61, if I may…?
1 – They should be PROFUSE APOLOGIES – as in, you should sound like your drowning in your own sweat when you beg for forgiveness from Don Shipley, Mike Thornton AND anyone else you may have named as part of your SEAL fantasy/scheme.
2 – THE PLAIN TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THE REST…. AND DON’T MUMBLE.
3 – Editing ALL 4 of your real estate bios
to accurately show your HONORABLE service in the US Navy.
4 – SWEAR to GOD you’ll NEVER do it again!!!!!!
Sockpuppet Alert… ON the MP article. [paste] Roland L 07/24/2021 at 13:59 Based on the article, Mr. Reeves might have written his biography in a manner that does not meet the criteria of the self-appointed investigators of this webpage, as well as visitors. What concerns me is that the owners of this page are dragging this man’s name through the mud because of their own personal criteria for how veterans should represent themselves. His livelihood and reputation are at stake, and this article has opened him up to a lot of abuse. Would I have written my bio differently? Sure. The author of this article obviously would have. But Mr. Reeves has decided to write it his way. Now, you have basically publically shamed him based on your own standards. I find this approach lacks justice for him, and gives the appearance that you are a group of headhunters in the night looking for your next victims. Big thumbs down. [end paste] Response…. [paste] militaryphonies 07/24/2021 at 21:50 You presume to speak for Mr. Reeves, yet you do not. Reeves was given several opportunities to explain his claims and he was defiant, so I don’t think he would have written it differently. Although you may have, we didn’t post the article on what someone may have done differently, we post it on what is out there in the public – and still is, I might add. We don’t expect you to understand, but those men that have earned the label Navy SEAL do so at great personal sacrifice to themselves and the brothers they fight and die beside. This is not like burping and asking to be excused, the transgression is a deep one and Reeves should fully understand this. When you say “dragging a man’s name through the mud because of their own personal criteria for how veterans should represent themselves” please take note of our format. A = here are the claims the individual is making (with screenshots) B = this is what the official military records say and C) A does not equal B. Very simple and… Read more »
What happened to the Clark Kent glasses?
Probably fake as well.
A few questions and no, I’m not a vet so just be nice.
1. I thought the MOH was known as the MOH to all in the service. Calling it the CMOH seems a bit odd for someone who served.
2. Is there a SEAL Diver designation. I thought SEALs were kind of like commandos who were special ops. Divers could be special ops, I guess but when I think of Navy Divers as a group, I think of people who are doing more salvage work. Please, I’m not trying to get insulting. It’s an honest question.
Andy Kravetz, reporter
Peoria (lll.) Journal Star
Good to see you back, Andy. I’m sure the old timers remember you and will be more than happy to answer your questions, with just a little bit of good-natured rubbing!🤣
Never was gone. I enjoy the humor and the banter. Don’t have much to add at times as well, I’m not a vet so I don’t know some of the inside jokes. Plus, I’ve been swamped with COVID, gun violence here and issues that aren’t related to TAH. But I still love the site.
Andy
Good to see and hear from you, I sincerely wish that other Reporters researched like you do before they published!
Andy,
In answer to your questions.
1. It’s common for folks to get confused about the Medal of Honor and add Congressional to the front. During the presentation of the award there is verbiage along the lines of it being presented on behalf of the US Congress. And the Congressional Medal of Honor Society can confuse people even more. I know lots of folks in uniform during my 20 years that got Congressional part wrong.
2. There is no SEAL diver designation. Never has been. There are divers and there are SEALS. Completely separate jobs. All SEALS carry the appropriate NECs (additional job classifications) for their diving status but no divers are classified as SEALs. A quick check of Wikipedia will provide tons of accurate information on this topic.
In order to be awarded an NEC one must complete all of the required training. Wash out of the class 5 minutes before graduation and that individual is a never has been.
Doug “Dunnage” Reeves appears to have some legitimate service but none of it involved him being a SEAL or a Seal diver.
I figured on the wash-out part but I was wondering about the diver part. I get they are two completely different jobs and I knew that there is a MOS or a job for divers within the NAVY. I just don’t know if there was a specialty within the SEAL Community. Some might say the SWICs are SEALs. They aren’t but they got through similar pipelines.
Appreciate the information and glad to see the site is full of people who are willing to teach.
Not a frog myself, but I’m 100% certain diving is a basic skill set every member of a team has.
All SEALs are trained SCUBA divers, as it is one of their basic infiltration skills just like airborne quals. Everyone who is a SEAL is a diver.
I double dog dare you to call a diver a SEAL or a SEAL a diver. 🙂
Public Information:
The LT mentioned by Reeves is Peter Ewald Toennies.
In 1996, he was a Captain and was the Commander of Naval Special Warfare Group Two:
https://scholar.lib.vt.edu/VA-news/VA-Pilot/issues/1996/vp960721/07210050.htm
You can find Toennies’ current picture here as well as a short synapsis of him being a Navy SEAL:
http://jimjewell.com/a-pocket-of-resistance/heroes-mine/
Research indicated Toennies was Commissioned in 1971.
What I gathered is that Reeves embellished his time with the US Navy, i.e. he attended BUD/S, went through the SCUBA or Diving Phase of BUD/S (I saw the documents with Toennies name), but washed out.
Can’t put my finger as to why Reeves designated himself a Gulf War Veteran.
“Can’t put my finger as to why Reeves designated himself a Gulf War Veteran.”
That’s the All-Points Logistics training coming through.
My experience tells me that no matter when you wash out of a Military School THAT’S IT, you are a “Never Were” regardless and that applies across the Board, BUD/S, Army Ranger, Airborne, Sniper, SF Q Course, Diver,…
‘ Can’t put my finger as to why Reeves designated himself a Gulf War Veteran.’ Perceived’cool-factor’? Further embellishments..?
Makes no sense…
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Wait a minute let me get this straight.
In Oct 01, at a deployed location, when I hooked the SEALs up with survival vests, briefed them on the location of components and CPO “H” gave me his SEAL coin (Team 3, his previous team, as he didn’t have one from DEVGRU aka Team 6) and you’re telling me that didn’t make me a SEAL?
Damn you, I’m butt-hurt now. Thanks guys yall just ruined my day or should I say life…..
LOL
Mike B,
Didn’t that make you a Pararescue PJ,
just like recent MP/VG subject
Eric Graham was claiming?
—
Eric Graham – Phony Air Force PJ
| July 9, 2021 | 132 Comments
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=115287
Hmmm, supported the 71st RQS out of Moody in 1999 in Kuwait (Ali Al Salem) during Southern Watch, guess that WOULD ALLOW me to claim PJ status.
Kidding aside I’m proud of my time as an Aircrew Life Support troop. Worked with some awesome crew dogs.
Spent 17 out of 23 under AFSOC, got to meet and support SEALs, PJs, CCT, Green Berets, Rangers etc.
Had 4 pilots eject when I was under TAC/ACC all survived. My name was all over their parachutes, survival kits, Helmets and masks. I had conducted their ejection seat training, survival training etc.
I’m a graduate of the USAF Combat Survival School (SV-80-A) and Water Survival School (SV-86-A). Doesn’t make me a SERE troop, although we did a lot of what they did.
I have no need to be anything bigger or better. Loved my job, did it to the best of my ability, never turned down a deployment opportunity or an opportunity to support our sister services.
Mike,
Very cool.
30650 Crypto here in the 80s,
Lackland, Ramstein, Comiso,
and then Army NG 29E/35E into the 90s and early 2000s,
with a Gulf War tour of duty in 90-91.
Ground communications electronics nerd.
Not exactly the basis for awe inspiring stories.
And, all my old memories of “classified”
concealed the most mundane and silly crap,
like an AF Major closing a crypto equipment card reader
on his peanut butter and jelly sandwich,
in an underground command post.
<< Guess who had to clean out hundreds of spring loaded contact pins?
LOL
Awesome Marine Dad…AD wise I did George AFB CA, Rhein Main AB FRG, Columbus AFB Miss, Tyndall AFB FL.
As a Reservist and ART I did Duke Field FL, Kessler AFB Miss, and back to Duke Field FL.
Was in from Jan 86 until I was medically retired in Sept 08.
I started out as a 122X0 Aircrew Life Support, re-designated 1T1X1 Aircrew Life Support during the 90s career field realignment, later they merged the Parachute shop with us and re-designated us as 1P0X1 Aircrew Flight Equipment.
My deployments:
Operation Desert Shield/Desert Storm 1991 w/ 7th SOS, 39th SOW
Operation Joint Endeavor IFOR 1996 w/ 5th SOS, 919th SOW
Operation Joint Forge SFOR 1998 w/ 711th SOS, 919th SOW
Operation Southern Watch 1999 w/ 71st RQS, 347th RG
Operation Enduring Freedom 2001 w/ 711th SOS, 919th SOW
Operation Enduring Freedom 2002 w/ 711th SOS, 919th SOW
I was never Commo, but how about an incoming CO asking the S6 NCO about how to connect his private laptop to SIPRNET? It happened.
I’d believe it. My brother did Combat Comm for me 20 years in the USAF and has some stories…..
Like the officer that came back from the Desert and wanted him to clear the pornogrphy from the computer he used. Turns out it was Kiddy Porn, and yes my bother reported it, and didn’t delete it.
I can believe that about the Officer and Kiddie pr0n, our Unit got rid of an Officer for that, threw him out with the previous day’s trash!
Had a CPT at Bagram, 2002, decided he could just switch his laptop back and forth between SIPR and NIPR as needed. DISA blew up our phones, took us a bit to track him down. He was last seen standing at attention as his commander surgically removed his ass with my BDE commander happily observing.
I know who that dumbfuck was.
That was just the rancid cherry on his dumbfuckery
So according to these idiots rationalization, I supported AFSOC Aircrew, Fighter Pilots, SEALs, PJs, CCT, FACs, Rangers, Green Berets and and gave Water Survival Training to Astronauts, and been through Survival Schools and the Altitude Chamber.
So that would make me an Special Operations Aircrew PJ CCT FAC Fighter Pilot, and a Green Beret SEAL Ranger, SERE/Physiologist Instructor Astronaut.
Damn……I’d be some kind of Special, read as Special Ed! LOL!
In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny “What a bunch of maroons!”.
There is no excuse and no quarter for a man who rejects the truth once it is proven.
(Visible to everyone, no FaceBook required.)
In your own words…
On this profile photo on his Book of the Fake…
What exactly is Doug Reeves doing with this fish?????
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1694320997377952&set=a.1494305867379467
Not sure what the hell Reeves is doing with that fish but willing to wager that it’s probably against the law…
Hatchet,
As for the tuna,
Reeves was likely a fan of the 70s album by REO Speedwagon,
You can rape a piano, but you can’t rape a tuna.
Or…. the song
“The Unidentified Flying Tuna Trot”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Can_Tune_a_Piano,_but_You_Can%27t_Tuna_Fish
Here’s the *NEW AND IMPROVED edition with an EXTRA scoop of Google® Hits™: Douglas Robert Reeves looks like a rookie Timeshare Salesman. Douglas Robert Reeves WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according records found. Douglas Robert Reeves continues to spin like the turbine in a jet engine. Douglas Robert Reeves successfully completed the course of Introduction to Business while serving. Douglas Robert Reeves CLAIMS to have been a “Navy Seal Diver” [sic] while that Raye never existed. Douglas Robert Reeves WAS NOT a participant in the Gulf War according to records found. If Douglas Robert Reeves was an inanimate object, he would be a cheap participation trophy. Douglas Robert Reeves looks like he couldn’t even lead drunk Sailors to a whorehouse on payday weekend. Douglas Robert Reeves looks like someone tested way too many Medications on him. Douglas Robert Reeves has miles to go before he reaches mediocre. Douglas Robert Reeves is one reason the middle finger was created. Douglas Robert Reeves grins like an Opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush. Douglas Robert Reeves, I’d rather treat my baby’s diaper rash than have lunch with you. Douglas Robert Reeves passed Elementary Algebra while serving. Douglas Robert Reeves is a pizza burn on the roof of life’s mouth. Douglas Robert Reeves looks like he has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare. Douglas Robert Reeves is so full of shit that his toilet is jealous. Douglas Robert Reeves has far more dick in his personality than he does in his pants. Douglas Robert Reeves was awarded the Navy Expeditionary Medal according to records found. Douglas Robert Reeves has the facial expression of a puppy that just got paddled for pissing on the floor. Douglas Robert Reeves is a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. Douglas Robert Reeves is a Licensed real Estate Agent in Florida. Douglas Robert Reeves claims to have studied Marine biology at the University of Miami which currently has not been either verified or debunked. Douglas Robert Reeves, are those lines in your face or marks from the coat hanger? Douglas Robert Reeves will now wallow in his newfound… Read more »
API, I copy as follows: Douglas Robert Reeves looks like a rookie Timeshare Salesman. Douglas Robert Reeves WAS NEVER a USN SEAL according records found. Douglas Robert Reeves continues to spin like the turbine in a jet engine. Douglas Robert Reeves successfully completed the course of Introduction to Business while serving. Douglas Robert Reeves CLAIMS to have been a “Navy Seal Diver” [sic] while that Raye never existed. Douglas Robert Reeves WAS NOT a participant in the Gulf War according to records found. If Douglas Robert Reeves was an inanimate object, he would be a cheap participation trophy. Douglas Robert Reeves looks like he couldn’t even lead drunk Sailors to a whorehouse on payday weekend. Douglas Robert Reeves looks like someone tested way too many Medications on him. Douglas Robert Reeves has miles to go before he reaches mediocre. Douglas Robert Reeves is one reason the middle finger was created. Douglas Robert Reeves grins like an Opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush. Douglas Robert Reeves, I’d rather treat my baby’s diaper rash than have lunch with you. Douglas Robert Reeves passed Elementary Algebra while serving. Douglas Robert Reeves is a pizza burn on the roof of life’s mouth. Douglas Robert Reeves looks like he has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare. Douglas Robert Reeves is so full of shit that his toilet is jealous. Douglas Robert Reeves has far more dick in his personality than he does in his pants. Douglas Robert Reeves was awarded the Navy Expeditionary Medal according to records found. Douglas Robert Reeves has the facial expression of a puppy that just got paddled for pissing on the floor. Douglas Robert Reeves is a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. Douglas Robert Reeves is a Licensed real Estate Agent in Florida. Douglas Robert Reeves claims to have studied Marine biology at the University of Miami which currently has not been either verified or debunked. Douglas Robert Reeves, are those lines in your face or marks from the coat hanger? Douglas Robert Reeves will now wallow in his newfound Internet fame as Douglas Robert Reeves finds out… Read more »
Good copy, I love seeing others throw these barrels of Google® Hits™, it steers internet searches on people like him this way!
Current comment count:
118 (Page 1) + 180 (Page 2) + 1 (this comment) = 299.
The 300 predicted will be met by the NEXT comment.
Prediction of a Page 3 (based on today’s and tomorrow’s antics) still stands.
So then this makes ME numma 300 on this thread about Douglas Robert Reeves?
MarineDad61, moderate apologies for inasmuch stepping on your post yesterday(giving stepped directions to Reeves to apologize). Your directions were spot on. Like yourself, just want this guy to Man-up, own his ‘mistake’, apologize for it and swear he’ll never do it again. And again like yourself, I’m a bit surprised by the overall comment-count on this particular subject..
I think the comment count naturally goes up when the “perp” is defiant and combative.
As well as when we get sockpuppets and/or Enablers…
Hatchet,
You’re good.
Requests (and/or demands) to do the right thing
work well in numbers.
I suspect he has been getting at least a few
emails and phone calls, requesting (or demanding) the same.
His business Book of the Fake is chain links POOF deleted.
Gone.
Reeves is now ignoring his personal Book of the Fake,
but he has left all the comments and clicks up for open view,
no deleting, no blocking. Odd.
https://www.facebook.com/doug.reeves.9659
Marine Dad 61- TAH readers haven’t had a phony bone to chew for a while; hence the pent-up demand creates a high comment count. In pre covid 19 days, Doug Reeves would have earned fewer comments for a few reasons:
-Bigger fish in the sea of phonies
-Small fakery footprint
-No motorcycle and leather vest photos
-No service in a veteran’s organization color guard
Doug Reeves can stop the comments by crying “uncle,” correct the record and move on with his life.
🙂
Doug Reeves makes no mention of real estate sales skills or success on his company bio page. (He did represent a buyer on a small house sale almost a year ago.) Instead, his bio resorts to puffery and lies on his non-real estate accomplishments. Going by his online biography, I would hit the browser’s last page button and look elsewhere for a successful real estate agent.
BTW:
Doug Reeve’s bio page may violate the Realtor® Code of Ethics, Article 12:
REALTORS® shall be honest and truthful in their real estate communications and shall present a true picture in their advertising, marketing, and other representations.
Lori Benton in 3….2….1….
😀 Good one..
DOUG – this will take no effort – ALL you need do is RETRACT your bogus claims, APOLOGIZE and vow you’ll never do it again. That’s it. That’s all. As our Lucy Liu said(in Kill Bill, 2003) “NOW’S THE FUCK’N TIME”!!!
Reeves’ Facebook page is now gone…
I should have known that this love would never last.
I see it clearly through the whiskey in my glass.
That you’re gone… GONE, GONE, GONE!
tshe,
2nd time POOF.
Asking a local friend to verify.
There were new comments earlier today.
This isn’t over.
Somethin’s goin’ on in Florida.
Ugh, this guy.
My speculation – his personal Facebook page has not been used in years (the one with all the fish).
He disabled his more frequently used realtor FB page and probably thought he could be defiant on an old FB page and none of his friends or loved ones would be the wiser. Then, when they stated seeing it, he shut it down.
I could be wrong, but that’s what I think.
MarineDad61 & tshe,
Down again? His FarceBook is up and down like a Hooker’s breakfastt… FMTT’s! As Don Shipley would say: Oh you, MOTHERFUCKER, you fuck’n Motherfuc…(the slow Shipley head-shake and sneer)…
YOU DAMN SKIPPY, THIS AIN’T DONE. Not by a long shot…
NOT UNTIL DOUG REEVES PUBLICLY APOLOGIZES!!
Hatchet and tshe,
More importantly,
ZERO changes to any of the 4 real estate bio webpages,
that crap that got him into this trouble.
The Four Whores-men are all still saying
“became a Navy Seal diver” who
“participated in the Persian Gulf War”.
https://www.proxioshowcase.com/px/simplyrealtyfl
Shitheads are a-gonna be shitheads.
A Proud Infidel@,
Humping a tuna on a public photo
on the Book of the Fake
makes him a TunaHead.
Oh I agree, we’re a tenacious group, especially when our tummies are empty from Chew Toys and Snacks.
ChipNASA,
Reminder,
ANYONE here (no FakeBook required)
can check on the status of the Doug Reeves Book of the Fake, by clicking on this link to his public profile photo,
and seeing either a box wrench (page down)
or the Book of the Fake profile photo of
Doug Reeves the Tuna Humper.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=1694320997377952&set=a.1494305867379467
I just went on at 7:30 EST and NO BUENO!!! Error message, I’m not blocked (personally) because I’m in a “Mark FUCKER-Cation” (staycation?) for another 4 weeks because I support shooting motherfuckers in the face rather than being murdered.
FUMZ!!
https://www.wkrg.com/news/ecso-investigates-deadly-shooting-as-stand-your-ground-case-2/
Damn! If sixty yr old guy had kept his cool and just kept his hands to himself… But ditto here for shoot’n ‘em in the face rather than being murdered. Uh huh. Fuck that shit..
Just checked his FakeBook acct(@ 06:50 EST) and Boopkiss. Either it’s still down or Reeves has taken it down yet again. Either way – THIS IS NOT OVER. Until Dougie PUBLICLY apologizes and ‘fesses up, this is ANYTHING but OVER..
Yes Sir. Tenacious and…relentless. Thank you for that observation.
The Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation might be interested in hoe he has “misrepresented” his past, just a-sayin’…