Eric Graham – Phony Air Force PJ
The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Eric Lee Graham. Graham’s Facebook page claims that he lives in Saint Martin, but he aslo shows comes a Wilmington, Delaware address. He is originally from Michigan. His middle name is “Lee” but it is also listed as “Lamont.” Graham is 47 years old at the time of this writing – July 2021.
Graham does seminars and classes in persuasion.
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People were suspicious of the claims and he was reported. The Pararescue (PJ) Foundation was contacted and after providing them with his name and other identifying information the organization confirmed he was not on their master list of PJs.
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FOIA RESULTS
NATIONAL PERSONNEL RECORDS CENTER (NPRC)
NPRC FOIA Results – Eric L. Graham – Summary Sheet
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DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE MANPOWER DATA CENTER (SCRA)
The DoD Manpower Data Center / SCRA database was searched with the following results.
DoD Manpower Data Center / SCRA Results – Eric Graham
DoD Manpower Data Center / SCRA Results – Eric Graham
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DISCUSSION and SUMMARY
According to his official military records, there is no evidence that Eric L. Graham had the military training to become a U.S. Air Force Pararescueman (“PJ”) nor were there awards or duty stations that would support such a claim.
From the videos, I can see where people might get the idea that this guy was some kind of Special Forces hero. There are some serious badass types in the Air Force, but little Eric here does not seem to have any of that kind of training in his records. There are some links online to what the very select few in the Air Force go through to be in their Special Forces. Here is a link:
Air Force Special Forces Pipeline of training.
I have served with and still have regular contact with some members of the Air Force that do some seriously badass work. Their EOD units are second to none. It’s a shame clowns like this Graham fellow can not be proud of their actual service. Mr. Graham should be aware of how small the Air Force PJ community is, claiming to be one of them is just stewpit.
It seems little Erics skills of persuasion need a bit more work… I am unimpressed. But then again, I do not have a Titanium Mastermind… I am but a humble Jarhead. SFMF
Category: Air Force Poser, Valor Vultures
The fact the organizations like Guardians of the Green Beret and Pararescueman Foundation exist is to PROTECT the good the name of the elite warrior types from phony POS’s. You notice there are no Cook, Transport, SNIPE, ect. type groups out there to stop all the fakes from sullying their good name, right. It’s because the non-“Cool guy” rates/MOS’s are guilty of the posing and fakery. It’s just more shame heaped upon the REMF Brotherhood by this douche. However, we will persevere and move on.
Have WE EVER seen a bogus Mechanic, Cook, Supply or AG Clerk?
People who have seen me type have questioned my claim of duty as a mailclerk. Lol.
my pet theory is the vaaaast majority of fraud at the VA are people getting disability but from non-existent injuries during their otherwise “boring” time in the service, or getting benefits after completely making up their service but, again, in a “boring” job. some “no shit, there i was” rootin tootin snoopin n poopin secret squirrel with a fruit salad that’ll make Del Monte blush brings TONS of attention, but some nobody shmuck getting disability for a non-existent back injury during a non-existent rollover crash suffered during a field problem? (bonus points if it actually happened but they weren’t involved). some clerk with a lifelong “limp” they claim is a result of some dipshit accidentally knocking a filing cabinet over and they’re on permanent VA disability? some guy at a parade getting a buncha free shit just making up 3yrs stateside service in the motor pool? seriously, unless theyre running their suck or bringing a lot of attention, who’s gonna dig into that? heard a story secondhand about an auditor for the VA. they caught a former supply guy getting bogus disability after taking a tumble off the o-course during PT not long before he was gonna ETS. claimed he had permanent loss of motion, nerve damage, sleep problems, the whole nine. only got caught after he slipped at a check up and was able to move around a little too well and when pressed contradicted a basic part of his story. decades of disability for what was just a rolled ankle. another guy claimed burns suffered from a malfunction while working in the mess, turns out he carelessly roasted himself while working on his motorcycle AFTER he left the service, but was still able to weasel his way into the system! it’s funny- i know ONE real deal shooter (pre-GWOT), career spec-ops, 3-letter adjacent, you know the type. if it ever comes up that he’s retired military (almost never-he only answers in the affirmative if asked) he always just says he spent his career sitting around fixing radios. knows enough about commo to bluff his way into having the… Read more »
My wife watched a Fox news story about a widow complaining that she has been waiting years for disability benefits from late husband. I explained that I doubted she is legitimately entitled to surviving spouse benefits, since my mother was promptly granted the widow’s benefits from my WWII father’s VA disability benefits. All the VA required was proof of his death and that my mother was still married to him. So, when Fox reports there are 500,000 widows trying to get these benefits, I am suspicious. I wonder how many of our deceased phonies’ widows are claiming VA benefits to which they are not entitled.
Still waiting for a phony “wire dog” (allegedly) from commo.
Michael Sonny Smith – 31 Series Wire Dog/52 Series Reefer Fixer. Claimed he was there in Viet of the Nam, Ranger Company and Door Gunner, closest he ever got was Fort Lewis in 1976. Has already bought a commercial gravestone with Viet Nam engraved on it for when he kicks the bucket in Arkansas.
Look him up – He’s in the archives.
#1 on the Google of Fu —
https://militaryphony.com/2018/10/15/michael-sonny-smith-phony-vietnam-veteran/
I fixed one of his flyers:
Nice
Good one!
I registered and paid my fee only to hear nothing. I learned my lesson so can’t say I didn’t get my money’s worth.
Here is something that could be posted to social media sites that Eric Graham, phony Air Force Pararescueman (PJ), also posts on:
thebesig,
Holy Crap,
Eric Graham is spitting it out on Twitter.
Today.
Are there any expert Twitter users out there,
who can expose a twit?
https://twitter.com/TheEricGraham
Man, this peterpuffer’s twatter is full of teenage girl-type motivation quote bs.
I’d bet this guy rocks macramé bracelets too.
Weeps to Coldplay.
Has spa days.
Unironically drinks mimosas during brunch with the boys.
What’s a mimosa?
I like you.
Dunno.
Must not contain scotch or whiskey.
A mimosa is for those who can’t even handle a wine cooler!
High five, one and all.
What’s Mimosa? Good one…
They could attach a copy of the above photo and Military Phony’s comment to their tweet.
Here is his YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/EricGraham1
Lamont “you big dummy” may have been overexposed in Portland. Something happens to people when they go there.
Good news, early on.
(Due to yesterday’s MP story)
Update….
The other guy in the video above
has been up all night, dealing with this.
He has commented on the MP FaceBook page,
and posted a public statement on his own page.
[Mark Joyner –
“Stolen valor” is a very serious matter.
It goes without saying I will have no further relationship (business or otherwise) with this man.
I’m still reeling from this so I’ll keep this brief.
I really don’t know what to say.
I’m embarrassed I was Theranos’d by him.
And I apologize to anyone who did business with him because of our, now former, association.
People are now coming to me with stories about other things he’s done, so it looks like this is just a small part of it.
Contact my company’s help desk at xxxxxx @ xxx.xxx
or send me a PM if you were burned by him.]
Bonus – Eric Graham has been commenting, too…. and now mentions “USAF nuclear weapons program.”
And more…
Kudos to Mark Joyner,
for reacting quickly,
and taking decisive action against
Phony ParaRescue Eric Graham.
https://www.facebook.com/markjoynerpersonal/posts/10159618911702359
More….
Eric Graham has already resorted to deleting comments (with MP link) and
blocking commenters on his Book of the Fake.
There were comments with links from 3 others before I got to see it (yesterday).
After my comments, POOF (for me).
There may be more by now,
but Eric Graham is putting his quarters in the whack-a-mole machine.
Have a look….
https://www.facebook.com/the.ericgraham
Here’s one from hi on Farcebook: Eric Graham Mark is 100% right about this and I take full responsibility for my mistakes and actions here. I’m not going to make any excuses, because as a veteran what I said and did was inexcusable. While there are several factual errors in the page he linked to, the base claim is accurate. I’m still not sure WHY I said it to him, but when we first met at an event we spoke at in Thailand, we really hit it off and wound up talking for nearly 16 hours. Durning that time we swapped “military stories”, and for whatever reason, being a bit “star struck” and wanting to impress him, even though I’m proud of my military service, rather than telling him about my honorable service in the USAF nuclear weapons program…. I told him I had trained as a PJ. That was not true. And I should have admitted that to him later when we formed a partnership. I never intended that claim to “go public”… However, later when he brought it up during one of our live coaching calls, I just “went with it” and didn’t set the record straight again. I’m ashamed and embarrassed by my actions, and Mark has every right to be upset. Working with him, and building and serving the tribe we created together was one of the greatest honors of my life. And I’ll cherish the memories and impact we were able to make for those we served for the rest of my life. I’m deeply sorry to Mark, our team and the members of our tribe for my failure of integrity here. And while I fully understand, and agree with Mark’s decision to end our partnership and unfortunately friendship as well over this… Just know that I fully believe in and support him and know that he will continue to guide those in the Solomon’s Ark tribe with the same brilliance and integrity he has always shown. The example he set has made me a better and stronger man in every way, and I’ll forever… Read more »
‘Titanium mind’? TWAT WITH TEETH is more like it. Smarmy lying little git
“I never intended that claim to “go public”…”
Then WHY the mudda-fuck did Eric Graham claim so in that damned video? The monkey snot-headed shit stain!
As usual with these dipshits, he’s not embarrassed because he made a mistake. He’s embarrassed he got caught.
If Hack Stone had 16 hours to kill in Thailand, he would not be trading war stories with a fellow veteran. He could probably find some entertainment to distract him in one of the local drinking establishments. If Hack has the wherewithal, he will dig up a sketch that a young enterprising female made for him while in Pattaya. Suitable for framing, it should be worth big bucks some day.
Was it a Marilyn’s-Go-Go? 😁
Here’s another from Eric Graham on Farcebook:
“Mark Joyner While I never made the claim outside of a handful of coaching calls in our private group, again. You are 100% correct. I should have never made it in the first place. It was absolutely wrong. It put you in a terrible position. And the reputation damage should be fully on my shoulders, where it belongs. There is no excuse. You showed me nothing but trust, respect and friendship and I betrayed all of that. And you’ll never know how sorry I am for letting it go as far as I allowed it. Shouldn’t have said it in the first place. Should have come clean when we partnered. And should have put and end to it when it came up on the first time during the group call. By that point I was so far “invested” into the lie, I was too chicken-shit to man up and do the right thing.”
That unwashed sphincter is spinning like the turbine blades in a Fighter Jet Engine!
And in spite of ALL of his evasive and entirely transparent LYING – at the end of the day he’s still just another POS…
FUCK YOU Eric Graham
Had to do a quick Google-fu on what Theranos’d meant. Holy multi-billion-dollar scam batman. (Interesting note that was kind of shocking, James Mattis was once on the board of directors for Theranos). But yea, good on the dude for quickly and publicly severing ties. And looks like Eric has a lot of extra baggage he’s carrying around.
Wow.
MP/VG has really uncovered a huge lingering turd with Eric Graham.
Others (on Mark Joyner’s FaceBook page) are now
airing out old problems with Eric Graham,
with internet links,
like this 1, on the WayBack Machine.
It also shows, that Eric Graham has been moving around a bit.
This 2012 story has him living in Gallatin, Missouri.
Ugh.
[Sep 7, 2012, 13:48 PM
Jefferson City, Mo. – Attorney General Chris Koster announced today that The Conversion Doctor and its owner, Eric Graham, will pay $37,829 to settle allegations that it sold business improvement products to consumers but failed to provide the products.
Graham, of Gallatin, Missouri, will pay more than $34,000 as part of a settlement involving his business, The Conversion Doctor.]
http://web.archive.org/web/20161230123327/https://ago.mo.gov/home/news-archives/2012-news-archives/ag-koster-reaches-37-000-settlement-with-business-obtains-restitution-for-consumers
Ooooh, it appears that fake claims of being a USAF PJ are some of his lesser problems, the plot thickens,…
His previous addresses were all over the place, but now it makes sense.
Eric here appears to be a scammer. Numerous complaints from people that have been ripped off. The PJ claim may be the cherry on top.
* https://www.complaintsboard.com/graham-advantage-scam-c200917
* https://www.pqinternet.com/scams/internet-business-ethics-101
* https://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/eric-graham-conversion-doctor-scam/internet-missouri-/eric-graham-conversion-doctor-scam-httpwwwconversiondoctorcom-eric-graham-scam-tak-629247
* http://web.archive.org/web/20161230123327/https://ago.mo.gov/home/news-archives/2012-news-archives/ag-koster-reaches-37-000-settlement-with-business-obtains-restitution-for-consumers
* https://saltydroid.info/not-naming-names-eric-graham/
* http://web.archive.org/web/20100623071405/http://www.bbb.org/kansas-city/business-reviews/internet-shopping-services/graham-advantage-in-kansas-city-mo-99129025#ratingdetails
Aah, so once again we see that Stolen Valor is merely the proverbial rancid cherry atop a shit sundae as Eric Graham has been called a serial con gamer by multiple people!
Eric L. Graham DID serve in the US Air Force Air National Guard.
Eric L. Graham WAS NEVER a US AF Pararescueman or “PJ” according to records found.
Eric L. Graham has been profiting from his FALSE CLAIMS of being a USAF PJ.
Eric L. Graham also looks like another reject Apprentice towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the rear).
Eric L. Graham has made himself a set of “Skid marks” on the underpants of Society by lying about his Military Service.
Eric L. Graham was awarded The Air Force Achievement Medal according to records found.
Eric L. Graham is the human embodiment of a $1.50 haircut in modern times.
Eric L. Graham was awarded the US Air Force training Ribbon.
Eric L. Graham smells like he wipes from back to front.
Eric L. Graham was awarded the US Air Force Good Conduct Medal according to records found.
Eric L. Graham looks like the type who drives around alone wearing a mask.
Eric L. Graham fucketh himself with his false claims of being a PJ.
Eric L. Graham is another reason why the Gene pool needs a Lifeguard.
If Eric L. Graham was an inanimate object, he’s be a Participation trophy.
I’d say that Eric L. Graham is as dumb as a rock, but at least a rock can hold a door open.
Eric L. Graham needs to care for as many plants as he can to compensate for the oxygen that he has wasted.
Eric L. Graham is less useful than a screen door on a Submarine.
Eric L. Graham is obviously scrambling to do damage control on what he has done to himself.
Eric L. Graham is now wallowing in the Google®™ fame he has brought on himself as Eric L. Graham will now find out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!
P.S., Commo Check, how copy, read back,
((((OVER))))
D’s Cantina copies:
Eric L. Graham DID serve in the US Air Force Air National Guard.
Eric L. Graham WAS NEVER a US AF Pararescueman or “PJ” according to records found.
Eric L. Graham has been profiting from his FALSE CLAIMS of being a USAF PJ.
Eric L. Graham also looks like another reject Apprentice towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the rear).
Eric L. Graham has made himself a set of “Skid marks” on the underpants of Society by lying about his Military Service.
Eric L. Graham was awarded The Air Force Achievement Medal according to records found.
Eric L. Graham is the human embodiment of a $1.50 haircut in modern times.
Eric L. Graham was awarded the US Air Force training Ribbon.
Eric L. Graham smells like he wipes from back to front.
Eric L. Graham was awarded the US Air Force Good Conduct Medal according to records found.
Eric L. Graham looks like the type who drives around alone wearing a mask.
Eric L. Graham fucketh himself with his false claims of being a PJ.
Eric L. Graham is another reason why the Gene pool needs a Lifeguard.
If Eric L. Graham was an inanimate object, he’s be a Participation trophy.
I’d say that Eric L. Graham is as dumb as a rock, but at least a rock can hold a door open.
Eric L. Graham needs to care for as many plants as he can to compensate for the oxygen that he has wasted.
Eric L. Graham is less useful than a screen door on a Submarine.
Eric L. Graham is obviously scrambling to do damage control on what he has done to himself.
Eric L. Graham is now wallowing in the Google®™ fame he has brought on himself as Eric L. Graham will now find out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!
He lives in Saint Martin (presumably the island?)
(They speak English, French, Spanish and Dutch there, so here’s a response in Dutch)
Eric L. Graham diende in de US Air Force Air National Guard.
Eric L. Graham WAS NOOIT een US AF Pararescueman of “PJ”, volgens gevonden gegevens.
Eric L. Graham heeft geprofiteerd van zijn VALSE CLAIMS om een USAF PJ te zijn.
Eric L. Graham ziet er ook uit als een andere afgewezen Apprentice-handdoek Fluffer bij Brucie’s Bath-huis (ingang aan de achterkant).
Eric L. Graham heeft voor zichzelf een reeks “Skid marks” op de onderbroeken van de Society gemaakt door te liegen over zijn militaire dienst.
Eric L. Graham ontving de Air Force Achievement Medal volgens gevonden gegevens.
Eric L. Graham is de menselijke belichaming van een kapsel van $ 1,50 in de moderne tijd.
Eric L. Graham werd onderscheiden met het US Air Force-trainingslint.
Eric L. Graham ruikt alsof hij van achteren naar voren veegt.
Eric L. Graham ontving de US Air Force Good Conduct Medal volgens gevonden gegevens.
Eric L. Graham lijkt op het type dat alleen rondrijdt met een masker op.
Eric L. Graham neukt zichzelf met zijn valse beweringen dat hij een PJ is.
Eric L. Graham is nog een reden waarom de genenpool een badmeester nodig heeft.
Als Eric L. Graham een levenloos object was, dan is hij een Participatietrofee.
Ik zou zeggen dat Eric L. Graham zo dom is als een steen, maar een steen kan tenminste een deur openhouden.
Eric L. Graham moet voor zoveel mogelijk planten zorgen om de zuurstof die hij heeft verspild te compenseren.
Eric L. Graham is minder nuttig dan een hordeur op een onderzeeër.
Eric L. Graham probeert duidelijk de schade te beperken wat hij zichzelf heeft aangedaan.
Eric L. Graham wentelt zich nu in de Google®™-faam die hij over zichzelf heeft gebracht, aangezien Eric L. Graham er nu achter zal komen dat HET INTERNET VOOR ALTIJD IS!
Tres Bien, bonne copie,
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I copy:
Eric L. Graham DID serve in the US Air Force Air National Guard.
Eric L. Graham WAS NEVER a US AF Pararescueman or “PJ” according to records found.
Eric L. Graham has been profiting from his FALSE CLAIMS of being a USAF PJ.
Eric L. Graham also looks like another reject Apprentice towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the rear).
Eric L. Graham has made himself a set of “Skid marks” on the underpants of Society by lying about his Military Service.
Eric L. Graham was awarded The Air Force Achievement Medal according to records found.
Eric L. Graham is the human embodiment of a $1.50 haircut in modern times.
Eric L. Graham was awarded the US Air Force training Ribbon.
Eric L. Graham smells like he wipes from back to front.
Eric L. Graham was awarded the US Air Force Good Conduct Medal according to records found.
Eric L. Graham looks like the type who drives around alone wearing a mask.
Eric L. Graham fucketh himself with his false claims of being a PJ.
Eric L. Graham is another reason why the Gene pool needs a Lifeguard.
If Eric L. Graham was an inanimate object, he’s be a Participation trophy.
I’d say that Eric L. Graham is as dumb as a rock, but at least a rock can hold a door open.
Eric L. Graham needs to care for as many plants as he can to compensate for the oxygen that he has wasted.
Eric L. Graham is less useful than a screen door on a Submarine.
Eric L. Graham is obviously scrambling to do damage control on what he has done to himself.
Eric L. Graham is now wallowing in the Google®™ fame he has brought on himself as Eric L. Graham will now find out that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER!
He instructs an “Advanced Persuasion Master Class” but can’t convince the USAF PJ community he’s not one of them.
Weak sauce.
NEXT!
He has announced his next set of seminars:
* Ultimate Persuasion: How to Convince People you are Something You Are Not
* Self-Identification: How to Successfully Switch Genders and Pump New Life into your Business
* Relocation: Pack a Bug-Out Bag, Take Only What you Need, and Get Out of Town
Now YOU listen to ME, DC!!!! If I want to pretend that I’m a Space Fleet Doorgunner, I can say that if I WANT TO!!!!
And if you try to stop me, I will start a hysterical crying fit right on the floor in front of you!!!
Ha!
Before the advent of social media and online investigations a person with a felony could change their identity and start a new life. Some asshole could also claim to be a war vet with chestful of medals and no one would be the wiser.
Not today. All it takes is a web search and game over for all these phony assholes. Reap what you sow bitch.
So what exactly is a Ground Radio Communications Journeyman? Does the Air Force have a lot of people running around with radios who aren’t talking to planes (like a Tactical Controller)? I played with the PJs and TacPs while I was a youngin’. They were the cream of the crop as far as Air Force types that speak Army!
Had a few PJs in my Ranger School class too! Interesting to note, they go to Airborne school first, than to Ranger School, and finish with Halo and Scuba (in Army Additional Skill Identifiers that would be a W9er) before they even start all their medical and MOS qualifying schools. I wonder how many folks in the tried and made through all the Army schools just to fail at actual PJ school? They would have a bunch of badges and now actual certs…though Mr. Graham seems to have not even passed Army Airborne school!
I’m guessing it’s roughly equivalent to the army’s old 31C, 31M, 31D, 31R MOS’s or the more current 25C and 25Q. I had 30 days of TRC-170 training at Kessler AFB, lived in the same dorm as some combat controller trainees. Could that have been the source of his delusional career?
SFC D,
Actually closer to the 80s/90s MOS 25E/35E.
Lucky me, that was my new MOS in the National Guard,
after being an Air Force crypto maintenance tech,
who worked from the same buildings and units
as the “Ground Radio” guys.
MI Ranger,
Ground Radio Comm is an AFSC(MOS)(now 2E1X3).
Journeyman is 5 level (2E153)
My experience is old (1980s), and the AFSCs have changed,
both in job types and numerics (I was 30650 Crypto Maint.),
but every Communications/Information Systems Group/Squadron
had sections for each electronics specialty, such as Crypto (me),
and then Teletype, Ground Radio, and other sections down the halls.
It’s all here. In great detail,
in the 2E1X3 career field education and training plan.
https://www.careeronestop.org/competencymodel/modelfiles/ground%20radio%20comm.pdf
I must add,
that as a 1980s 30650 Crypto Maintenance Tech,
with classified training, equipment hardware, keying material,
and customer equipment locations,
this did NOT lend itself to crypto types turning themselves into Rambo, Secret Squirrel,
or even branching it into “USAF nuclear weapons program” claims.
Yes, I worked 1 year on the same base as GLCMs.
That doesn’t make me Rambo, Duke Nukem, or Maxwell Smart.
Eric Graham worked on the same base as Minutemen.
Not (often) in the holes.
Not at the button.
Mostly in an air conditioned workcenter with benches and test equipment.
Mostly taking care of various “ground radio”
at the above ground units and agencies on base.
What a MF weasel.
I believe that is the old Dirt Radio AFSC. They maintained the Base radios or in his case the radios on Malmstrom associated with the Missile Field and later the radios associated with a Air National Guard Air Control squadron (ground based radar unit)
USAFRetired,
Yes, IMHO a career field worthy of praise, even self praise,
without the need to embellish, lie,
or go full Waldo with special ops fantasy.
In answer to your first question, USAF is just like the other branches. Everybody has a radio.
In answer to your second question, we had a guy at my tech school (AIT) who had been in the pipeline for one of the battlefield careers (CCT if I remember right) and blew out his ACL in the tech school. He’d been through jump school and all that, but was still considered a first-term airman tech school student so didn’t wear the badges.
Mason,
So USAF won’t let them wear the badges until they get an MOS huh! Do any of them reclass to a different MOS or do they simply wash out of the USAF. I have never seen a “Zoomy” with an Army qual badge that wasn’t a member of SOF.
I currently hang out here at an Air Force base in SC.
“Do any of them reclass to a different MOS or do they simply wash out of the USAF. ”
The simple answer is “Yes”.
You can washout of your Tech School and it’s possible to have the opportunity to be assigned to another AFSC but a couple of notes…
1. Medical injury – whatever ails you better not be so significant as to not allow you to do jobs (Security or Cargo, like me or Maintenance) unless they’re going to stick you in Finance or Personnel, BUT, that being said, you’d better be able to heal enough to pass the PT test and be annually (not ANALY, but I digress) deployable
2. If you’re just too stoopid or not fit enough or mentally weak, you can go to an easier career field, but again, based on the needs of the AF and the availability.
If it’s a draw down or things are full, of course, there’s the door.
(My educated interpretation)
The guy I knew was reclassed. I think most of them are retained unless their injury is career-ending.
In the Reserves and Guard, seeing other branch qual badges is common. USAF is the only branch that lets you wear anything previously earned. One of the officers I worked with was very proud of his enlisted submarine badge he got from a summer cruise while in NROTC.
Most impressive was a quiet unassuming fella. Retiring as an E-6. I was in Civil Engineering so we pretty much never wore blues. He gets up in front of the squadron in his to get his retirement award and he’s sporting a CIB, Vietnam service medals, and a Silver Star.
I had a short pudgy guy in my squadron in 1988 when I went to the Reserves after active. He was my first roomie on a Reserve Weekend at Dover. We got to be good friends.
First Christmas, we had to wear blues. Motherfucker had like 6 rows or something but what stood out were the Vietnam Service Medal & the RVN Campaign Medal with 1960 Device, OK, I recognized them, but then I saw two blue striped ribbons and had to ask and clarify, “Ray, are those Korea ribbons”, and not 30 or 60 days on the Peninsula ribbons but 1950-1954 Korea War and UN Medal Ribbons. What the Actual FUCK?!?! He also had at the very least a bronze star.
Ray enlisted in the Marines during Korea, served and got out. Went Marine Reserve. OK, Went Army. Got Out. Went Air Force and finally, went Air Force Reserve. Again, W.T.F. Dude.
He told me the best story about how officers in Korea had to dig foxholes just like the dog faces BUT they had to have the BAH deduction taken out of they pay, (or something like that), for foxholes.
He was a good dude and co-worker.
That’s pretty cool. One of the O’s in my shop (a Lt Col) had been in since Vietnam. Was an Army draftee, sent to the jungle. He got out, got his engineering degree, commissioned into the Army Guard, moved to the Air Guard, then to the Air Reserves. I think he was nearing 40 years TIS when he retired.
I remember one story he told of Vietnam. The Army in its infinite wisdom decided to move the rifles from the barracks to the armory. First time an attack comes in, there’s a rush on the armory. The service window at the armory swung outward. The crush of people prevented them from getting their weapons out.
He told this story after we were hearing about how the deployed in Iraq at the time (late ’03-04) were moving individual weapons to the armory.
For those keeping track, it took the Air Force 282 days to finally get a tick mark on the FY21 Valor Vultures Tote Board.
Oh, Well, such is expected from a branch whose Chief of Staff doesn’t even have an Air Medal./smile
It’s like the guy that finishes dead last in his medical school class – they still call him “doctor.”
That’s just over three Kamala border visits.
Okay, now let’s try the *NEW AND IMPROVED* version: Eric L. Graham DID serve in the US Air Force Air National Guard. Eric L. Graham WAS NEVER a US AF Pararescueman or “PJ” according to records found. Eric L. Graham has been profiting from his FALSE CLAIMS of being a USAF PJ. Eric L. Graham also looks like another reject Apprentice towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the rear). Eric L. Graham has made himself a set of “Skid marks” on the underpants of Society by lying about his Military Service. Eric L. Graham was awarded The Air Force Achievement Medal according to records found. Eric L. Graham is the human embodiment of a $1.50 haircut in modern times. Eric L. Graham was awarded the US Air Force training Ribbon. Eric L. Graham smells like he wipes from back to front. Eric L. Graham was awarded the US Air Force Good Conduct Medal according to records found. Eric L. Graham looks like the type who drives around alone wearing a mask. Eric L. Graham fucketh himself with his false claims of being a PJ. Eric L. Graham has multiple people alleging that he has conned them for multiple thousands of dollars each. Eric L. Graham is another reason why the Gene pool needs a Lifeguard. Eric L. Graham never attended the US Army Airborne School, something required to become a USAF PJ. If Eric L. Graham was an inanimate object, he’s be a Participation trophy. Eric L. Graham has multiple business complaints against him. I’d say that Eric L. Graham is as dumb as a rock, but at least a rock can hold a door open. Eric L. Graham was ordered to reimburse past clients in the State of Missouri. Eric L. Graham needs to care for as many plants as he can to compensate for the oxygen that he has wasted. Eric L. Graham is less useful than a screen door on a Submarine. Eric L. Graham is less trustworthy than a horde of Used Car Salesmen. Eric L. Graham is obviously scrambling to do damage control… Read more »
If the Road of Life was paved with dicks, Eric L. Graham would walk through it on his ass.
Eric Lee Graham has dorked the STOLEN VALOR SQUEAKHOLE! COCKSUCKER!
“Mr. Graham should be aware of how small the Air Force PJ community is” – Especially in Portland, OR, Home of the 304th Rescue Squadron.
https://www.920rqw.afrc.af.mil/Units/943rd-Rescue-Group/304th-Rescue-Squadron/
What a sack of shit. I didn’t think anyone could surpass the degree of assholiness exhibited by His Immenseness, Charles Henry Dawes, but this fuckstain has truly raised the bar.
Well deserved KUDOS
to whoever reported Eric Graham to MP,
the staff at MP for deciding to fetch Graham’s FOIA military records,
the staffs at both MP and VG for running the expose’ articles,
and also to Eric Graham’s (now former) business associate Mark Joyner,
seen in the video,
who took quick action, and carried the ball to his own fans and friends
with a condemning post about Eric Graham on his own FaceBook page.
This snowball (of shit) is bigger than anyone knew,
dating back to at least 2010,
from Missouri, to Alaska, then Florida, and now Delaware.
It’s 90F summer, and the snowball is rolling.
He sold “business improvement products?”
Reminds me of an old Onion article:
“I Provide Office Solutions,’ Says Pitiful Little Man”
https://www.theonion.com/i-provide-office-solutions-says-pitiful-little-man-1819564867
OK, OK!! Guys calm down, I have an answer for you.
the Nuke shit he’s claiming is entirely possible that he was certified to work with nukes. I mean be around people who *ACKSHULLY* performed the work, like, he fixed their radios. He probably was certified as a shreadout of his AFSC to be in contact with areas or people who were nuke qualified.
Those of us in the Transportation careerfields (Surface/Air cargo and Vehicle Slops) could get nuke certified insofar as driving a vehicle pulling a trailer with nukes on it or being able to be in a Facility or Aircraft with nukes. Not that we “Handled” then as it were. I wasn’t qualified so I’m a little talking out of my ass here but I was exposed it as part of the career fields and folks that were, I was at Peterson AFB and some areas there and somehow associated with Cheyenne Mountain Complex had some kind of nuke “stamp” on their records and shit. You get what I’m saying.
Oh and as a comparison of my regular job, I had a PRP cert for the Space Shuttle, meaning Personnel Reliability Program, for being around areas where the Shuttle was (for physical access), wholly unrelated to my Space Shuttle Door Gunner Training and Certification,
( https://imgur.com/33ZTjdj )
ANYWAY, the other point is that yes, I’m legit standing up for this dude being a PJ.
He absolutely is a fully qualified (as he’s admitted to, apparently) PJ…..
Prodigious Jerkoff
ChipNASA,
Good point about PRP.
A DUI or a wife slapping would get someone removed from PRP,
which would get a crypto type removed from the workplace (and job sites).
But I stand by the remainder,
even going in the hole twice a month to retrieve a broken radio,
or deliver a replacement, does not a Nuke Rambo make.
Egg-Zachary.
And for some reason, I forget because more of your handle than your general posts, I have a tendency to forget you’re Chairforce like me.
*fistbump*, AND if I’m not wrong, similar time and places and such. Weren’t you Maintenance?
ChipNASA,
Yes.
USAF 83-87. Crypto Maint.
Army National Guard (PT) 89-04. FM Radio Maint / Inspector.
Toss in an activation for DS/DS in 90-91.
Not ChairForce here.
3+ years overseas, COT Germany / Sicily,
I have both long & short AF overseas tour ribbons.
Had I reenlisted in the Air Force,
what with my NATO TS/SCI+ (nuclear) clearances,
my next stop was Eric Graham Ville.
2 children enlisted in the Marines.
1 is now a Captain. And a pilot.
Hence the handle, which could be MarineDad61x2.
Marconi Mechanic.
RGR 4-78,
Yes, and before the Marconi, the GRM-114B.
https://radionerds.com/index.php/AN~GRM-114#GRM-114B
Those might as well be written in Portchageek, you don’t let me around the electronics with a screwdriver unless you want to smell the magic smoke.
My shop has a couple of newer version GRM’s. We do very little radio work anymore, mostly turn-ins.
D-bag.
Eric Graham has a 2nd page on the Book of Fake.
A public page, a FAN page, for Liking, not friending.
Open for comments, but a friend is telling me this page was already found by others, comments were left, and those new comments and some recent posts all went POOF.
https://www.facebook.com/EricGrahamFans/
Someone just hit 4 posts on this Eric Graham Fans page
with MP link comments, only 20 minutes ago.
Let’s see how long those stay up.
Yeppers, I got the message that I can no longer post comments. This may have been caused by posting a link to this article on a lot of his posts on his listed page.
Phakheem!!
I wonder if he teaches his courses at All-Points Logistics in Merritt Island, FL?
I bet he does.
I betcha he doesn’t have a disposable flunkie to harass those who have exposed his fakery!
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Dickweeds and miscreants: It’s right there in the first 20 seconds of the video. Multiple references to “Air Force Special Forces”. Someone had to pull a FOIA on this hero?
LEGIT!
Yawn, its been weeks since somebody called me an asshole and said I was wrong.
Starting to think the world has gone soft… even the Valor Vultures.
So many phonies…. So few lawn darts these days.
You’re an asshole and you’re wrong.
See, you’re an asshole and you’re wrong. It’s been seconds, minutes maybe hours, since someone said you’re an asshole and you’re wrong.
Feel better?
Happy Friday, you pink robe, nuts dangling in the wind, sumbitch!!
(Shhhhhhh…. good to see you posting, way too infrequent IMHO)
Ahh, it’s almost like I am loved.
Butt you’re still an asshole.
(^__^)
(see what I did there?)
Almost, motherfucker.
Bitch.
He may be an asshole, but he ain’t wrong.
I am spending time on Saint Martin in a few months. I will have to look the clown up. Might find him working in a marina sucking out holding tanks.
Will he even be able to get hired as a Dishwasher in a truck stop after this?
A Proud Infidel@,
There’s a Dino Mart in Elko, Nevada.
He can acquaint himself with a bunch of black leather vests.
And whores.
This clown is a piece of work. Outside of the sad-sacks that’d pay for this course ,is anyone impressed about ‘I werz a speccil Orps giy”? Most people are clueless about the process(es) and the true test is staying in one of these units.
Besides, who needs trading on how to grow a beard and walk around in silkies at the gym?
That corporate training seminar that he provided to All Points Logistics was off the chain! Especially that part where he had the entire auditorium under mass hypnosis and convinced them to go on the Internet and attack anyone who questioned the legitimacy of Phil Monkress claiming to be a US Navy SEAL.
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I have to say that what strikes me as odd in regard to the video clips is that they seem to equate being a PJ as some kind of door-kicking tip-of-the-spear combat commando.
They are bad-ass, don’t get me wrong, but as I understand it they are primarily a medical rescue person. Downed pilots, that type of thing.
I’m sure they expand into other areas just like the one guy that is destined for the MoH bestowed upon him. I just don’t think they lead the charge in any tip of the spear combat mission but may be along for medical support or rescue.
I could be wrong but that is my understanding of them.
https://www.airforcemag.com/silver-star-for-pararescueman/
https://www.stripes.com/theaters/us/silver-stars-awarded-to-two-green-berets-and-a-pararescueman-for-close-quarters-taliban-battle-1.642810
https://www.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/2042058/two-pararescue-airmen-receive-silver-star-for-gallant-actions-in-afghanistan/
https://www.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/2042058/two-pararescue-airmen-receive-silver-star-for-gallant-actions-in-afghanistan/
These are just Silver Star recipients for an example. I attended SSgt Kline’s ceremony as the 306th was under the same Rescue Group that I retired from.
Sorry for the double article reference.
DamneD pFhoNe kkwbordS!!
He certainly seems like a PJ to me.
Pretentious Jackass, that is.
Went to Graham’s Ewe-Tube channel and commented accordingly – ‘CLAIMS TO BE – Ex-USAF Pararescueman, or a “PJ” – ACTUALLY IS – Served
USAF ’92-’96-ANG ’97-’93 as a GROUND RADIO COMMUNICATIONS JOURNEYMAN.
Valor Guardians and Military Phony dot com – input ‘Eric Graham’.’
Be interesting to see just how long those comments last…
POS
Hatchet,
Reading this, I went to YouTube, searched for “Eric Graham”,
clicked Filter / Upload date, and found this. Uploaded TODAY.
Eric Graham is more full of shit than ten million Seagulls, a horde of Used Car Salesmen and three Platoons of Politicians all put together!
YOU NAILED IT!!!
Thankyuhverymuch!
Bravo Zulu, MarineDad61! Nothing quite like a bit of sunshine to scatter the cucarachas. Posted the very same on Mildred’s channel too. Ought to be interesting to see how long Graham lasts in this focused ray of sunshine…
Cheers Mate!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!! By sometime tomorrow, Graham’s probably going to be doing the very same AND very probably spitting blood too. *shrug* Such are the best laid plans of gutless wonders, liars and valour thieves…
Hatchet,
MORE coming, SOON.
On YouTube!!
A local bud is helping out now,
putting together a nice new video.
IMHO an attention grabber, for a looooooong time.
I’ll post the link here when I see it.
Massive COOL! Looking forward to that post..
ROCK ON MarineDad61, can’t wait to see it!
A Proud Infidel@,
Scroll down, just below this.
It’s already up.
“Eric Graham Phony Air Force PJ Pararescue
repeatedly LIES to Mark Joyner”
3 minutes long.
Includes the Mark Joyner post on FakeBook.
Includes plugs for MP and VG.
I’m impressed. 🙂
Amen to that! Just wanted to say this again, just maybe this and “Commo Checks” copying and pasting it will increase the Google®™ hits bringing searches to this thread: Eric L. Graham DID serve in the US Air Force Air National Guard. Eric L. Graham WAS NEVER a US AF Pararescueman or “PJ” according to records found. Eric L. Graham has been profiting from his FALSE CLAIMS of being a USAF PJ. Eric L. Graham also looks like another reject Apprentice towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the rear). Eric L. Graham has made himself a set of “Skid marks” on the underpants of Society by lying about his Military Service. Eric L. Graham was awarded The Air Force Achievement Medal according to records found. Eric L. Graham is the human embodiment of a $1.50 haircut in modern times. Eric L. Graham was awarded the US Air Force training Ribbon. Eric L. Graham smells like he wipes from back to front. Eric L. Graham was awarded the US Air Force Good Conduct Medal according to records found. Eric L. Graham looks like the type who drives around alone wearing a mask. Eric L. Graham fucketh himself with his false claims of being a PJ. Eric L. Graham has multiple people alleging that he has conned them for multiple thousands of dollars each. Eric L. Graham is another reason why the Gene pool needs a Lifeguard. Eric L. Graham never attended the US Army Airborne School, something required to become a USAF PJ. If Eric L. Graham was an inanimate object, he’s be a Participation trophy. Eric L. Graham has multiple business complaints against him. I’d say that Eric L. Graham is as dumb as a rock, but at least a rock can hold a door open. Eric L. Graham was ordered to reimburse past clients in the State of Missouri. If the Road of Life was paved with dicks, Eric L. Graham would walk through it on his ass. Eric L. Graham needs to care for as many plants as he can to compensate for the oxygen that… Read more »
Interesting…. Umm, he almost kinda can’t quite…seem to remember what MODEL OF RIFLE he was use’n when he was wit da Spatial Forces in da Air Force. Odd. I have no trouble remembering what Rifle our Regiment used – Hell! I can still remember my rifle’s serial number. Hmmmm. K. Next! Says Eric – I’M NOW IN BETTER SHAPE THAN I WAS WHEN I WAS IN SPECIAL FORCES IN THE AIRFORCE(a Goebbels gambit – repeat the lie often enough…). In spite of and still, it does beg the question – WHY did he leave the Airforce in the first place? Or rather, WHAT caused him to… A personal observation – at approx the 1:06;mark, Joyner is introducing/talking about David Goggins, Eric Graham appears to be wiping SWEAT off his brow(Uh, whutzamattah Eric, are ya scared to talk to a real-deal-by-God-Navy-SEAL?) – also, facially and body-language-wise, Graham appears to be agitated and unsettled – It occurs to me that I would absolute full-on LOVE to hook Eric Graham up to a Polygraph machine… A wicked thought takes almost hold that decency causes me to reject..mostly. Onward. ‘When your planning a life & death-style-miss’n er mission etc’ – a FreudIan slip? The body-language does indicate such(constant eye-widening and hyper-gesticulation). At the 1:40 mark, Eric Graham begins to describe an exercise that they had to perform(w/ 50 gallon drums on a twelve mile march) – ALL of the metrics/measurements he described about that exercise were ALL approximate. Can’t speak for any of our esteemed TAH staff or it’s denizens but….when our Platoon Sergeant said we were going on a ten mile route march – you could bet the farm/your ass/ etc that it was going to be ten miles PLUS – that march-distance was NEVER approximate and there was NEVER anything halfway about it. Anyway, guy’s records SHOW he was NEVER a PJ. OK, so wicked thought disclosed? After Eric Graham completes his fantasy Polygraph test(and, well you know…FLUNKS!) – he gets Waterboarded for..weeks. That and it just conjures that great line from Zero Dark Thirty – “You lie to me, I hurt… Read more »
Just wanted to say this again, just maybe this and “Commo Checks” copying and pasting it will increase the Google®™ hits bringing searches to this thread: Eric L. Graham DID serve in the US Air Force Air National Guard. Eric L. Graham WAS NEVER a US AF Pararescueman or “PJ” according to records found. Eric L. Graham has been profiting from his FALSE CLAIMS of being a USAF PJ. Eric L. Graham also looks like another reject Apprentice towel Fluffer at Brucie’s Bath house (Entrance in the rear). Eric L. Graham has made himself a set of “Skid marks” on the underpants of Society by lying about his Military Service. Eric L. Graham was awarded The Air Force Achievement Medal according to records found. Eric L. Graham is the human embodiment of a $1.50 haircut in modern times. Eric L. Graham was awarded the US Air Force training Ribbon. Eric L. Graham smells like he wipes from back to front. Eric L. Graham was awarded the US Air Force Good Conduct Medal according to records found. Eric L. Graham looks like the type who drives around alone wearing a mask. Eric L. Graham fucketh himself with his false claims of being a PJ. Eric L. Graham has multiple people alleging that he has conned them for multiple thousands of dollars each. Eric L. Graham is another reason why the Gene pool needs a Lifeguard. Eric L. Graham never attended the US Army Airborne School, something required to become a USAF PJ. If Eric L. Graham was an inanimate object, he’s be a Participation trophy. Eric L. Graham has multiple business complaints against him. I’d say that Eric L. Graham is as dumb as a rock, but at least a rock can hold a door open. Eric L. Graham was ordered to reimburse past clients in the State of Missouri. If the Road of Life was paved with dicks, Eric L. Graham would walk through it on his ass. Eric L. Graham needs to care for as many plants as he can to compensate for the oxygen that he has wasted.… Read more »
SINCE nobody else has yet, I hereby make an official motion for Eric graham to receive the TAH® Hemisphere of Insults™, what say y’all?
You have all misunderstood him. He wasn’t USAG PJ, he was the PJ boy at Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in rear).
His job was to wash the stained PJs….
@API l®™ – I strongly support and indelibly second your motion to level THE fullest measure of the the TAH® Hemisphere of Insults™ at this pillock! Doped and Scoped. SEND IT!!!
*PTUI*
Aye.
Reric Raham?
*GRRRRR*
Sic ’em!!
Multiple locations of discussions and votes (Oh and I can properly register and COUNT FUCKING VOTES BITCHES!!!!)and whatnot asking for deployment of the HoI and Without further delay…I give you… The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Eric (Rhymes with “Big Dick”, figuratively, not literally, unless you’re talking about his lying) Graham (As touch as a children’s fucking snack cracker) – Phony Air Force PJ, but in reality, yes he was kinf-of a PJ, a “Prodigious Jerkoff!!”, HEY DICKLESS (SUPER Dickless) WONDER, (“Yes, it’s true this man has no dick!” …**HT to Ghostbusters**) We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, , vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, broke taint cocksucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Anal ring dome probably left over from bobbing for apples in the porta potty, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to… Read more »
Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, untreated, festering pus pocket, You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, you twink, You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, It’s impossible to underestimate you, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job, oh wait, you *SHOULD* be ashamed too, because, the more the merrier, You are the human version of period cramps, If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty, You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day, you thought you’d be nice the other day and you lent a girl an umbrella, so, that makes the total of girls you’ve made wet this year -1, if you were a trophy at the end of my race, I’d walk backwards, you try to present yourself as a knight in shining armor but really, you’re a loser in tinfoil, if you were ever a teacher, your students would never wear a seatbelt while driving to school, because they’d want to die before ever having to take one of your classes, you’re what Olive Garden is to real Italians, He has the facial expression of a washed-out panhandler you see at finer Bus Stations everywhere, he looks like Hunter Biden’s stunt double. If he was on Prison Bachelor, he would offer his cellmate his brown rose, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee, this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by his actions and subsequently, is in danger of raising blood blisters on his Third Thumb due to the protracted use of his Special Purpose Magnifying Glass and eyebrow tweezers, You just **HAVE** to have any attention… Read more »
you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared Gorilla Glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung… Read more »
you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, This guy is a piece of lint on stinky goat nuts, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, This guy has spunk. And by spunk, I mean he likes to ingest copious, and I mean immense, monumental and breathtaking, amounts of Baby Batter, Ball Barf, Trouser Gravy, Man Chowder, High Fructose Porn Syrup, Daddy Sauce, Choad Nectar, Throat Yogurt, Penis Colada, Nut Butter, and Weiner Sauce, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, I hope that soon you get to meet Jesus, and by that, not die, but that would be nice, BUT and I mean “BUTT”, you get vigorously and repeatedly ventilated by a guy named Jesus in jail, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, you weak-kneed no-load pus-nuts pisspants needle-dicked cockroach-fucking slug-licking bucket of lying cockroach… Read more »
And as The Gun Bunny wept with Joy, all of the miscreanted d’weeded deplorables and the Adorable Deplorables said…AMEN!
BDA 100/100 ALL HAIL ChipNASA and the TAH HoI!!! ALL HAIL!!!
skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this…. “
So without further ado, here is a link to the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, for your listening pleasure, if you want a musical accompaniment to the The Hemisphere of Insults®™
Patton Quote added to the end …
On George S. Patton: (Multiple sources but… http://www.pattonhq.com/speech.html )
“He could, when necessary, open up with both barrels and let forth such blue-flamed phrases that they seemed almost eloquent in their delivery. When asked by his nephew about his profanity, Patton remarked, “When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It may not sound nice to some bunch of little old ladies at an afternoon tea party, but it helps my soldiers to remember. You can’t run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An Army without profanity couldn’t fight its way out of a piss-soaked paper bag.” “
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