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Pentagon Denies Alien UFOs
The Defense Department confirmed that leaked photos and video of “unidentified aerial phenomena” taken are indeed legitimate images of unexplained objects. Pentagon spox stated photos and videos of Unidentified Ariel Phenomena (UAP) objects characterized as “sphere” shaped, “acorn” shaped and one a “metallic blimp” flying through the clouds were taken by Navy personnel. The Unidentified […]
Is there nothing COVID can’t do?
Pandemic Caused Active-Duty Obesity The DoD updated its 20-year-old policy March of last year to establish body composition and physical fitness standards for active-duty service members. The revised DoD Instruction 1308.03 states all service members “will maintain physical readiness by possessing the necessary body composition and aerobic and anaerobic fitness to successfully perform in accordance […]
Biden Jab Mandate for Feds Blocked
Angry Joe is Angry. Back in November of ’21, Federal Employees with natural COVID immunity filed a class action lawsuit against Joe’s Executive Order (EO) requiring all feds to get the jab. Fauci and other members of the so-called Safer Federal Workforce Task Force were included in the lawsuit. The suit contended that the vaccine […]
Vaccine Vets- No Thanks
The service branches will rescind COVID-19 vaccination policies by 17 March, according to a Pentagon memo. The memo also expunges personnel records of any flags and halts involuntary separations for those who have refused the jab. The new guidance follows SecDef Austin’s 10 Jan policy memo, which formally ended the vaccine mandate for all service […]
Marine Guile Defeats DARPA AI
Dr. Lawrence Lightbulb, Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) LC sends us the humorous tale of how our Marines were tasked with defeating DARPA’s new Artificial Intelligence (AI) detection system. DARPA eggheads placed their AI robot in the center of a traffic circle and defied the Marines to approach it undetected. So they did. US […]
There are Sharks in the Ocean
Watchin’ the sun bake all of those tourists covered with oil Slow news day today, at least until the Congress Critter Cluster Foxtrot is back on. So slow Fox has broken the stunning news that sharks lack the courtesy to avoid beaches frequented by non-marine mammals. People, in other words. This revelation was exposed via […]
PNAS study questions – social studies’ replication
Or, to rephrase, once a social study is done, the findings aren’t able to be reached twice in a row. How much would you trust a study which concluded 2+5=6? Or 7? Or 4? depending on who looked at the data. Probably not much. A new paper published in the Proceedings of the National […]
Deputy Assistant Secretary for Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition, Again
Samuel Brinton I had hoped we were done with the Biden Administration’s radioactive drag queen, but sadly no. The non-binary nuke made the news last week for a bizarre theft of a woman’s suitcase worth $2,325 from the MSP Airport in September. He checked no luggage for the flight, yet he walked out with the […]
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