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Stupid criminals of the week
Ex-sheriff’s deputy sent to prison for child pornography, stealing from drug takeback program A former Osceola County [Michigan] sheriff’s deputy was sentenced to prison on child-sexually abusive activity and drug charges. Andrew Wernette, 39, of Reed City, was sentenced this week by Osceola County Circuit Judge Scott Hill-Kennedy after pleading guilty to multiple charges. “This […]
NYPD confiscates large-caliber pneumatic smooth bore cannon off Hummer
“Common sense” and “sensible” gun control is working in New York City. Some rap ‘artist’ I’ve never heard of drove this olive drab Hummer into Manhattan with that weapon of war mounted to the roof. NYPD swooped in and rid the streets of that illegal, dangerous t-shirt gun. Wait, t-shirt shooting gun? NY Post reports; […]
Stupid criminals of the week
A 911 dispatcher in Louisiana was arrested after authorities say she refused to return $1.2 million that was accidentally deposited into her account A woman who worked for more than four years as a sheriff’s dispatcher in Louisiana was fired and arrested after authorities say she refused to return more than $1.2 million that was […]
New Louis Vuitton C-130 shaped bag is a whopping $39k
Looking for that perfect accessory for your overpriced designer flight jacket, then Louis Vuitton has you covered. It’s just gonna cost you a bit. For the low, low price of $39,000, you can be the envy of all the ladies at the O Club. For comparison’s sake, a new O-1 (who could actually be flying […]
Stupid criminals of the week
Stamford [CT] man tried to rob bank with a hammer A city man is in custody after he tried to rob a bank with a hammer in downtown Stamford, police said. Denzel Byrd, 30, pulled out a hammer and demanded tellers at the Chase Bank at 45 Prospect St. “give him money” around 6 p.m. […]
Stupid criminals of the week
Ex-Pike County sheriff Charles Reader to serve three years in prison for theft in office First up is a stupid cop. A stupid sheriff himself actually. You see, taking money from evidence were merely loans to wash the squad cars. Everyone does that, right? Former Pike County [Ohio] Sheriff Charles Reader — who stood tall […]
Stupid criminals of the week
My mailbox overflows with stupid lately. I have enough I’ll probably have to make a mid-week article to clear the backlog. I’ll get to the ones I find the most funny here this week. Thanks to Jeff LPH 3, KoB, and AW1Ed for contributing to this week’s follies. Driver in stolen vehicle gets vehicle stolen […]
Yer Friday Funny: That Song’s About WHAT?!!
Here ya go: listen as Uncle John sings us “The Dildo Song”. OK, people: get yer minds out of the gutter. The song’s about a community on Newfoundland. Seriously. Don’t believe me? Here’s a picture of the road sign for the community. And here it is on Google Maps. Per Google Maps, there’s also apparently […]
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