Yer Friday Funny: That Song’s About WHAT?!!

| January 15, 2021

Here ya go: listen as Uncle John sings us “The Dildo Song”.

OK, people: get yer minds out of the gutter. The song’s about a community on Newfoundland.


Don’t believe me? Here’s a picture of the road sign for the community.

And here it is on Google Maps. Per Google Maps, there’s also apparently a place nearby called “South Dildo” which is – as you might have guessed – just a few miles south of Dildo. And there’s also a similarly-named island around a kilometer offshore from the community.

Oh, and they have a brewery too – the Dildo Brewing Company and Museum (reload the page if you get an error message and the website should come up correctly). It’s located at 1 Front Road, Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. (They also apparently have a second location in Saint Johns at 332 Water Street.)

No word on what their beer tastes like, though. (smile)

Category: Pointless blather, Who knows, WTF?, YGBSM!!

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Oblig…and proper manners


Heh heh…I was almost phalling down laffing. Such a symbol.

We are doubly blessed down heah. We have a City of Cumming and the Town of Climax. And yes, they are a good distance away, hard to get to and it takes awhile to get there…but not long to go thru.

Lurker Curt

Phalling down!!! 😉

Commissioner Wretched

They’re like my little corner of heaven, Waverly Hall … both sides of the sign say “City Limits.”


Hondo, I have been thru Jakin on my way to Climax. One of the several ways to get there.

Green Thumb

So, we finally found the birthplace of the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) whom we affectionately refer to as “Phildo”.


ROAD TRIP! Dildo to Uranus… Uranus, MO that is,
Population 189 on old Route 66 next to Fort Leonard Wood, MO. Home of the Uranus Fudge Factory.


Hope,Arizona…a few miles outside of the town heading west is a sign that says, “You are now beyond Hope!”.

Pam 645X0

Used to live in Michigan. Hell does indeed freeze over every winter.


We know things are REALLY going down hill when an Ice Cream is named after Puppet Joe:

Or a Welcome Center in Delaware:



And of course ninja, your list would not be complete without my favorite…Dick Lick Springs in Arkansas.

I think Bill Clintoon took Monica there once. (grin)


Loveville in the PDRofMD. Really just a wide spot on Rt. 5, but people like to send valentines through there for the postal stamp.


Did a tour at NAVFAC Argentia, Nfld. Always a source of amusement.

Milo Mindbender

Coincedentaly the town of Dildo NFLD is off Conception Bay, which isn’t how this works.
Water street in St John’s NFLD is 1 block off the main harbor channel, that and Duckworth are the 2 night spots, I was stationed in Argentia back in tbe late 80’s and had a pretty good time there.