Yer Friday Funny: That Song’s About WHAT?!!

| January 15, 2021

Here ya go: listen as Uncle John sings us “The Dildo Song”.

OK, people: get yer minds out of the gutter. The song’s about a community on Newfoundland.


Don’t believe me? Here’s a picture of the road sign for the community.

And here it is on Google Maps. Per Google Maps, there’s also apparently a place nearby called “South Dildo” which is – as you might have guessed – just a few miles south of Dildo. And there’s also a similarly-named island around a kilometer offshore from the community.

Oh, and they have a brewery too – the Dildo Brewing Company and Museum (reload the page if you get an error message and the website should come up correctly). It’s located at 1 Front Road, Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. (They also apparently have a second location in Saint Johns at 332 Water Street.)

No word on what their beer tastes like, though. (smile)

Category: Pointless blather, Who knows, WTF?, YGBSM!!

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  1. ChipNASA says:

    Oblig…and proper manners

  2. KoB says:

    Heh heh…I was almost phalling down laffing. Such a symbol.

    We are doubly blessed down heah. We have a City of Cumming and the Town of Climax. And yes, they are a good distance away, hard to get to and it takes awhile to get there…but not long to go thru.

    • Lurker Curt says:

      Phalling down!!! 😉

    • Commissioner Wretched says:

      They’re like my little corner of heaven, Waverly Hall … both sides of the sign say “City Limits.”

    • Hondo says:

      Georgia also has the town of “Jakin”.

      FWIW: as I recall, Google Maps gives the distance between Jakin and Climax at between 35 and 40 miles. (smile)

      • KoB says:

        Hondo, I have been thru Jakin on my way to Climax. One of the several ways to get there.

        • Hondo says:

          Been to Climax a few times myself. But best I can recall, I’ve never gone there via way of Jakin – it was a side trip off the main route and I bypassed it. (smile)

  3. Green Thumb says:

    So, we finally found the birthplace of the False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points Logistics) whom we affectionately refer to as “Phildo”.

  4. Berliner says:

    ROAD TRIP! Dildo to Uranus… Uranus, MO that is,
    Population 189 on old Route 66 next to Fort Leonard Wood, MO. Home of the Uranus Fudge Factory.

  5. AZRobert says:

    Hope,Arizona…a few miles outside of the town heading west is a sign that says, “You are now beyond Hope!”.

  6. AW1Ed says:

    Loveville in the PDRofMD. Really just a wide spot on Rt. 5, but people like to send valentines through there for the postal stamp.

    • Hondo says:

      And for those truly unlucky guys out there, we have Onancock, VA. It’s on Virginia’s eastern shore (bayside), just west of US13. Passed through the area a couple of times, but never visited the town.

      I kinda wonder if Pee Wee Herman has a vacation cottage there, though. (smile)

  7. DocV says:

    Did a tour at NAVFAC Argentia, Nfld. Always a source of amusement.

  8. Milo Mindbender says:

    Coincedentaly the town of Dildo NFLD is off Conception Bay, which isn’t how this works.
    Water street in St John’s NFLD is 1 block off the main harbor channel, that and Duckworth are the 2 night spots, I was stationed in Argentia back in tbe late 80’s and had a pretty good time there.