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Stupid criminals of the week
First up we got one that’ll make you ??? Clarkston man charged for allegedly masturbating with Elmo doll during home inspection A home inspector who allegedly masturbated with an Elmo doll during a home inspection — which was recorded by a camera in the baby’s room — has been charged with two misdemeanors. Kevin Wayne […]
Baltimore prosecutor has a surefire plan to reduce crime!
If you want the crime rate to go down, you can do many things. Improving schools, adding cops to the streets, or gentrifying blighted neighborhoods all immediately come to mind. Baltimore is doing none of these things. Taking a lesson from The Wire’s Season 3, Baltimore’s chief prosecutor’s plan is to just make illegal shit […]
Stupid criminals of the week
Stamford [CT] man tried to rob bank with a hammer A city man is in custody after he tried to rob a bank with a hammer in downtown Stamford, police said. Denzel Byrd, 30, pulled out a hammer and demanded tellers at the Chase Bank at 45 Prospect St. “give him money” around 6 p.m. […]
Attack on the Capitol
This is breaking news and a developing situation. As we’ve been taught by our “leaders” in Congress and the celebrities that always know best, we should immediately jump to all sorts of conclusions. Fox News is reporting; The United States Capitol was locked down on Friday due to an “exterior security threat,” as the United […]
Stupid criminals of the week
Ex-Pike County sheriff Charles Reader to serve three years in prison for theft in office First up is a stupid cop. A stupid sheriff himself actually. You see, taking money from evidence were merely loans to wash the squad cars. Everyone does that, right? Former Pike County [Ohio] Sheriff Charles Reader — who stood tall […]
Stupid criminals of the week
My mailbox overflows with stupid lately. I have enough I’ll probably have to make a mid-week article to clear the backlog. I’ll get to the ones I find the most funny here this week. Thanks to Jeff LPH 3, KoB, and AW1Ed for contributing to this week’s follies. Driver in stolen vehicle gets vehicle stolen […]
Stupid criminals of the week
Customer charged, 2 teens shot over car break-in at Atlanta Waffle House A 13-year-old and 14-year-old are in the hospital and one man is in jail after a shooting outside an Atlanta Waffle House. The gunfire erupted around 10:30 p.m. at the Waffle House on 2914 Memorial Drive in southeast Atlanta. Channel 2?s Steve Gehlbach […]
Stupid criminals of the week
Hawaii Democrat Sharon Har, who railed against drunken driving, busted for alleged DUI What? A hypocrite with a (D) after their name? Hard to believe… Hawaii Democratic state Rep. Sharon Har, a longtime crusader for harsher punishments for drunken drivers, found herself in handcuffs late last month for allegedly driving under the influence in Honolulu, […]
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