Canabal illegal alien reportedly started eating himself after being seated on a deportation flight
During a briefing at “Alligator Alcatraz”, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem talked about an illegal alien who tried to eat himself. He boarded a deportation flight and was seated; then he started to eat himself. Officials had to remove him from the flight so that he could get medical attention. Noem emphasized that violent illegal aliens are being targeted for detention and deportation. However, as Border Czar Tom Homan previously said, nonviolent illegal aliens seen with the violent illegal aliens will also be picked up.
From The Post Millennial:
“The other day I was talking to some [US] Marshals that had been partnering with ICE,” Noem recounted. “They said that they had detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home, and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself, and they had to get him off and get him medical attention.”
Noem stated that the incident serves as an example of how former Democratic President Joe Biden “let the worst of the worst come here.” She did not disclose the identity of the individual in question.
“These are the kind of deranged individuals that are on our streets in America that we’re trying to target and get out of our country because they are so deranged they don’t belong here,” Noem continued. “They shouldn’t be walking the streets with out children, and they shouldn’t be living in the communities without families who just want to…raise their children to grow up and get a job, and to live the American dream.”
“We are going after murderers and rapists and traffickers and drug dealers and getting them off the streets and getting them out of this country,” Noem said.
The DHS secretary thanked law enforcement for their tireless work in apprehending criminal illegal immigrants since President Trump took office in January and enacted mass deportation operations. Noem described “Alligator Alcatraz” as a “state-of-the-art facility” equipped with 3,000 beds, which will house illegal migrant detainees to be processed for immediate deportation.”
Additional Reading:
Daviscourt, K. (2025, July 1). DHS Sec Kristi Noem says illegal immigrant cannibal started eating himself on deportation flight. The Post Millennial. Link.
Category: Illegal Immigrants, Society
So was he like full on chomping into the muscle on his arm? or cutting off his fingers and eating them like chicken wings? Did they know he was a cannibal before they picked him up?
You sure he wasn’t a Cannibal?
Should’a let him finish dining, then dispose of the remains.
Or ask the stewardess for a doggy bag.
I have too much respect for any dog than to feed them leftover illegal alien cannibal remains.
If it were a woman I could make a crude joke here but I’m
not going there.
Wonder if he had a rubber neck?
Any comment along the lines of “That pussy ain’t gonna eat itself” would definitely be out of line.
Ronaldo Geronimo (Ron Jeremy?)
He might have been thinking that “putting on the crazy” would be a good way to get “three hots and a cot” in a mental hospital.
Lots of strange aircraft mishaps lately.
I’m wondering if any of them involved deportees.
Not a fan of commercial flights and I would rather fly cargo
class sitting on the floor of a C-130.
Once you got used to them, those nylon troop seats weren’t the worse thing in the world.
Still better than Spirit Airlines.
I much preferred riding a C17 over a 130!
I’ll take any MILAIR flight on any platform before I’ll ever get on board another Tower (Sc)air flight. Too many dodgy circumstances, usually on the way to NTC or Ali-Al-Salem.
If you end up on a C-5, just budget an extra day or two of travel time. You will make an unscheduled stop for repairs at some point.
A C-5 mechanic friend once asked me “If there are 5 C-5’s on the flight line, and 3 are on jackstands, what does that mean?”
It means they ran out of jackstands.
Only sat on the floor of a C-130 with a cargo strap across my lap twice in the Viet of the Nam. That was quite uncomfortable, but most of my 15 months there was uncomfortable. Especially humping a rifle and rucksack in the jungle covered mountains and sleeping in a hole or a hammock at night.
According to some blue annons, the illegal aliens are being shoved out of the airplanes over international waters. I tried to find the video that I saw where a woman made this claim outright.
I saw this story on Crowder, and apparently the genesis of this story is 5 people washed on a shoreline in ITALY bound in shackles. Never mind that Miami to Naples is 12 hour flight ONE WAY, but these Blueanon types don’t about the immigrants trying to make the shores of Sicily in rickety boast from North Africa and how DANGEROUS that dangers. Nor do they know about the ruthless pirates/cartels that traffic people between the 2 continents. But hey, it must be Trump’s fault, right? I mean these jackals still believe in the pee-tape.
Update: From Google AI Overview:
In other words, NOT dropped out of a C-130
Wouldn’t bodies dropped from an airplane onto the ocean be akin to slamming into concrete? Wouldn’t the bodies be a little mangled from the impact?
One does not just “push migrants out of planes” willy-nilly.
Everyone knows you palletize them first.
Depending on the “migrants”, I am ok with this… MS-13, TdA, etc…
“One does not just walk into Mordor.”
Boromir, Lord of the Rings
His prayers have been answered. It’s not happening. But spread the fear, it will keep them from coming.
You people KNOW, I’m not only retarded but disturbed as well so this is YOUR fault…..
ENjoY…. 😀
ROFLOL!!!
Thx, I needed that.
Brings my black humor blood levels back up to normal.
Knuckledragging my life away has humor to keep your dark humor blood levels even. There are some tasteless to some humor there on occasion ( see #12, dated Tuesday I believe).
It’s one of those “I can’t post this anywhere, but I know someone who I can send it too” memes.
Or don’t go look. He used to call his compilations ‘shit I post on Facebook ‘.
Nothing wrong with a little Robot Chicken, just not too sure about AI Chicken in every the Pot.
You sick fucker! I LOVED it!
That’s Demonic shit right there. Seems to be rampant among the illegals.
Tobasco or Texas Pete?
This
I put that shit on everything!
So does Mrs Eggs, along with fresh ground chiltepins.
Isn’t that Frank’s red hot?
Not at D’s Cantina. Frank’s is for wings. That’s all.
Ooh, I forgot that one…good stuff!
Cholula: the official hot sauce of the US Merchant Marine. That shit is all I’ve ever seen on the mess decks in my decades of sailing.
Spaceballs was supposed to be entertainment, not a guide:
Wasn’t there a Stephen King short story about something like this? Some guy trapped on an island eating himself to stay alive…
Never thought I’d see it in real life.
Skeleton Crew [1985] {anthology}
Story 16: Survivor Type.
A crooked surgeon who smuggles drugs is shipwrecked on a tiny desert islet. He has to choose between starvation and survival. All he has is a scalpel and a briefcase full of heroin…
Reverse Hannibal Lector?
A federal judge issued an order, effective July 16, blocking Trump’s order related to asylum access at the border. The Trump administration has two weeks to appeal:
https://apnews.com/article/immigration-asylum-lawsuit-trump-border-aclu-af374b821fb3872078beb5a495e01d8e
Was he served kiante and favre beans to go with his main course?
Hannibal Lector approved menu (its not just for when company comes over).
He looked in the mirror and said to himself “I look good enough to eat.” So he did.
Reminds Hack of the traveling salesman who meets a farmer who has a pig with one leg.
Looks like Hack Stone is the first among the Deplorable Garbage to post this link. Bet you can’t eat just one.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b2aH9tu4s30&pp=ygUXU295bGVudCBncnJlbiBpcyBwZW9wbGU%3D
cannibal
Quit stopping problems that are fixing themselves!