Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton; won the Gulf War by himself
Our buddy, Scotty, hunted down this clown, Keith Keeton, who apparently won the Gulf War all by himself. The story he tells is that, as a staff sergeant, he was receiving the surrender of an Iraqi general when he was shot by his Saudi translator’s pistol (the first victim of a green-on-blue attack), earning a Purple Heart, and as an engineer, he killed an Iraqi T-72 tank, despite the fact that Engineers don’t have an anti-armor capability once they leave the cover of the infantry unit to which they’re attached.
Anyway, here’s what the NPRC says about the Purple Heart;
There’s also no mention of that Bronze Star, either.
You’ll notice in the picture that he’s wearing jump wings and a Purple Heart on his little motorcycle jacket. Well, there’s no jump school listed in his training;
And his participation in the Gulf War lasted 11 days a couple of weeks after the war ended;
Scotty has more on the clown.
Category: Phony soldiers
#304 wuz I. Just want to make sure we’re all on the same page.
@305.
We are.
The “Big Turd” remains silent.
Probably going clandestine to free those Iraqi Generals.
Taking out a loan on his trailer to convert in to dinars.
Fuck this clown.
Looks like we passed the four (4[IV]) month mark, Keith “Big Doggy” Riley Keeton, and we are …………. (hold on, now)
Still……….. (wait for it!)
WAITING!
(per #95/#107)
And the “Big Shitbag” attempts to disappear when you rattle his cage…
I think he’s afraid of you guys.
I have a big story for you all, believed he was a best friend of mine until last week. Not sure to tell all on this site, but you all would get a huge laugh on this story!!
Marie@310, Please, do tell all.
Feel free to share, marie.
Oh yeah, I wanna hear this. Big Dawg get caught licking his ass again?
Hmmmm . . . sounds like this might be interesting. (smile)
Marie@310, I can’t wait to hear about it, do tell!!
All ears!
Phildo, Paul (of the Ballsack) and B”Big Turd” Riley Keeton.
Two and a Half Turds.
Could be a new TV show.
Lairs, thieves, perverts, criminals, the works.
I stand corrected.
Two Half-men and a Turd.
And the “Big Dawg” cannot produce any records or evidence when you rattle his cage…
The “Big Dawg” was running that suck nonstop about his heroics and those Iraqi Generals.
Not so much anymore.
And the “Big Dawg” cries foul when you question his claims…
Hey, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton, how are those records coming along? I can’t hardly wait, the suspense is just killin’ me! Do I need to link to that “Anticipation” vid again?
Marie @ 310, feel free to share your anecdote(s) with us. Inquiring minds want to know, and we could all use a good laugh once in awhile.
And the “Big Dawg” clings to his fairy tales when you question his claims…
This clown is a real piece of work. I really think he believes it.
And the “Big Dawg” takes the moral high ground when you rattle his cage….
Hey, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton, we’re coming up fast on the five month mark! What’s the good word (re #97/#107)? Paperwork being processed as we speak? Records are on their way via USPS Express Mail? You’ll get around to it right after you’re done cleaning your cat’s ears? Share with us, why dontcha. Inquiring minds want to know.
@310 – Marie, what’s the story?
GT, is da ‘beeg dawg’ an associate of phildo, or is it just a coincidence they’re in the same state?
@325.
Yeah, they know each other although on different levels is my best guess. Kind of like a Battalion CO knowing a junior SL or TL.
That whole MC seems to be riddled with posers.
The “Big Dawg” claims he is refusing to show his records because he is afraid it will only intensify the current situation.
I just do not get how an Atomic Specialist (or whatever) finds himself in a position with a TERP to arrest Iraqi Generals. And was not the “Big Dawg” shot? I can only envision where the “Big Dawg” challenged him to a draw just to be chivalrous or such.
Maybe the “Big Dawg” was CIA or something. Who knows.
Anyway however you play it, the “Big Dawg” is full of shit.
And the “Big Dawg” stays quiet with his claims when you rattle his cage….
I can only believe that the “Big Dawg” is tapping out.
But time will tell.
Say it ain’t so … say it ain’t so, Joe!
But I think you’re right. Time has told us all we need to know.
But I may keep inquiring once in a while, just for the nostalgia (and of course the inherent Google-icious goodness, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton, if you’re out there) that would be in it.
And the “Big Dawg” stays in his cage when asked to verify his claims….
Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton,
Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton,
Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton,
Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton,
Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton, and
Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton:
Six months (give or take a few days) and counting.
Hey, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton,
Wishing you a happy Veteran’s Day. Make sure you get your lard-ass out in public today so that everyone can see your phony PH and BSM awards.
Or are those records (still) in the mail?
NDBF.
This is the same guy that runs the Lake County United Motorcyclist Association. I just saw a flier and saw his name as chairman. I believe it is this weekend in Leesburg at their Wal-Mart off hwy 27/441.
Thanks for the tip Rachel. Seems like the effort is for a worth-while cause, it’s just too bad that they couldn’t find someone other than Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton to be involved, since he doesn’t seem to possess a pair –
http://www.combinedlakecountytoyrun.com/
Looks as if people down that way don’t mind associating with a liar. What a damn shame.
Patriot Riders are the only MC I would ever consider being a part of.
Feel free to e-mail the owner of Gator Harley-Davidson at –
gatorbikes@aol.com
It’s the endpoint of the Toy Run for this year, and they might be interested in learning more about who they’re associating with.
AOL? They’re still in business?
Hey, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton! How’s the records request coming along? I certainly haven’t forgotten, I’m still waiting, and in the spirit of the season, hey, sometimes miracles do happen. And if not, I’ll definitely be championing you for at least final four status as we head into SVT season.
Have a happy whatever it is that lying NDBFs celebrate.
The “Big Dawg” has become very quiet indeed.
Actually, it’s fine with me if he chairs stuff like the Toy Run. And continues to ride with an MC or three. All I want is for him to quit claiming military service he does not have.
That is all. Really.
Sure, it would be nice to have some contrition as well, but I’ll not hold my breath.
@341.
However, it seems that particular MC supports and enables posers.
I can only wonder if the Phildo is still buying the drinks?
Is the “Big Dawg” still rolling with his North Florida MC?
You know, the one that wipes posts, supports/enables posers and still drinks up when the Phildo is buying?
LOL Big Dawg
Hit this dude up again.
Standard 3-time point research.
Turd boy changed his story.
And the “Big Dipshit” has trouble when sticking to his claim…
The buttfuckery of it all…..
I need a drink.
Hey, Keith “Big Dawg” Riley Keeton! What’s shakin? Still rockin’ the PH and BSM on your biker vest?
Still waiting on those records, “Big Dawg”? We’re gettin’ awful close to SVT time, and you can be sure I’ll be doing my best to be your biggest booster.
It’s almost like the Oscars, I guess, where the movies that came out earlier in the year seem to be overshadowed by the latest releases. But IMHO I believe your level of fakery (PH and BSM), outright lies (i.e., “the ‘real records’ have been requested”) and a$$hattery (see video above) deserves at least ‘nomination’ level attention/scrutiny. Sure, you won’t make it up to the stage podium to have the statue placed in your grubby little hands, but you won’t be able to say it was for lack of trying on my part. Go, “Big Dawg”, Go!
Damn, I’d almost forgotten about Keith “Teacup Poodle” Keeton here. I guess he quit yapping, got scared, tucked his tail between his legs, and ran off.
Still rocking the lie !!
https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/nJeE8QAHPExs9gOB5QLWvdMTjNZETYmyPJy0liipFm0
Gee, WhoDat? – and they’ve been captured now in case they disappear, too. (smile)
Thanks, “WhoDat?”! “Rockin’ the lie” for sure!
That picture was from just a few weeks ago. He is still rockin that lie!
Too bad we can’t give a shout-out to those ACU-wearing folks in picture #19 of 80 in that album. I’d wager they’d be interested in “Big Dawg”‘s BS.
@357.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
And the “Big Shitbag” continues to shit in his cage.
I actually spoke to this fool a while back and although he supported and stuck by his claims, he seemed to be “backing down” in the bigger picture due to the heat he, his family and his endeavors in charitable work were taking (And I commend the charitable work).
But this buttfuckery just reinforces the perception (and fact) that he is a sack of shit and a Phildoesque lair.
So much for any good he accomplished.
Maggot.
And mini-medals? As if.
Just go with the lapel pins.
It would seem that the “Big Turd” just needs the attention.
Brigand.
Give q shoutout to the keynote speaker in photo #21. COL DANNY R. McKNIGHT
(Look at the ppoint slide)
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