Fit, Biological Female to Grace Playboy’s Centerfold!

| February 18, 2025 | 21 Comments


Gillian Nation

Playboy Returns to Fit Females, Nudity, After Woke Rebrand Fail

Alana Mastrangelo

Playboy is reportedly returning to its roots after going through a failed woke rebrand that included pop star Lizzo on a centerfold, a transgender Playmate, and a ban on nudity.

After a five-year hiatus, the magazine was relaunched this month with a new issue including a fully nude centerfold featuring Guess model Gillian Nation — a fit, biological female — who has been crowned Playboy‘s 2025 Playmate of the Year, according to a report by Daily Mail.

The move to revert back to its original content comes after the magazine announced in 2017 — just one month after the death of Playboy‘s founder Hugh Hefner — that French model Ines Rau would be its first transgender Playmate.

“It’s the right thing to do. We’re at a moment where gender roles are evolving,” Hefner’s then-26-year-old son Cooper said at the time of the decision to feature men in Playboy.

Notably, 2017 was also dominated by the #MeToo movement, followed by woke “cancel culture” running rampant.

Cooper ended up leaving the company in 2019, after which an editorial team of two women and a gay man took over with a mission to make Playboy more progressive, Daily Mail noted.

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Green Thumb

Nice!

MIRanger

A spew warning would have been helpful!

Graybeard

I concur 110%

5JC

The old bait and switch. The nice new Vette outside the dealership was just a convenient spot to put the leaky ’94 Ford Mustang price tag.

Fyrfighter

That’s no mustang, it’s a 15 passenger van!

SFC D

She probably beeps when she backs dat azz up.

Hack Stone

1980’s vintage Jaguar. Most of the original parts are long gone, can’t make it up River Road without belching noxious fumes, leans to one side, and you can’t fit it into a standard parking spot.

KoB

I guess people weren’t buying the magazine “…just to read the articles…” after all.

5JC

I thought they went under decades ago.

Green Thumb

Yeah.

Guilty here.

After salivating a few minutes, I actually read the article. Quite informative, actually.

Atlanticcoast63

Nature is healing.

Amateur Historian

Yes. Wokeness was such an unnatural phenomenon that it was affecting our p**n.

Prior Service (Ret)

I’ve always dismissed “trigger warnings” as a leftist, weak-minded crutch for milquetoast libs. Right up to the point where I scrolled down and saw that yak-inducing beast.

I now understand the need. I may have to cleanse my eyes with someone more visually appealing.

MIRanger

I’m having to find something to clean my monitor off!

jeff LPH 3 63-66

Before playboy went south, we had playboy and other girly magazines aboard the LPH-3. inside the second deck
chill water space we had chilled water tanks against the bulkhead and on top of one of the tanks, we had a fart sack on top with Playboy and other girly magazines. Great space to skate and grab some nooners.

Skivvy Stacker

Ain’t enough beer in the world would make THAT look good…

MIRanger

I always read it for the articles. Used to be some really knowledgeable ones on everything from Audiophile stuff, cigars, whiskey, photography, cars, and occasionally music and tools.

I remember when the PX used to carry an assortment. Someone mentioned a phrase I used to here in my younger days of endless NTC/JRTC/Hohenfels (JMRTC) rotations… “it’s nudy magazine day!” Made me nostalgic.

Amateur Historian

Who and where is the guy who would likely say he’d still hit that? I forget who that was.

AW1 Rod

WHAT??? You mean trannies and morbidly obese slugs of flesh weren’t selling?

Hack Stone

In the immediate aftermath of 9/11, Hack Stone put a lot of time at the “undisclosed location” that we all know. Since Hack Stone was the only Marine on his team, he had the Marine Berthing area all to himself. 40 empty racks, maybe more. So Hack walked around, checking things out, and found a couple of 1960’s vintage Playboy issues. Not much as far as seeing Kelly’s Canyon, but the the standard strategically placed hand over the goodies, and every girl posing must have been sporting 8 pounds of Aqua Net.

26Limabeans

Please remove the photo of her humping a dog.
Sorry but I cannot unsee that.