Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton; won the Gulf War by himself
Our buddy, Scotty, hunted down this clown, Keith Keeton, who apparently won the Gulf War all by himself. The story he tells is that, as a staff sergeant, he was receiving the surrender of an Iraqi general when he was shot by his Saudi translator’s pistol (the first victim of a green-on-blue attack), earning a Purple Heart, and as an engineer, he killed an Iraqi T-72 tank, despite the fact that Engineers don’t have an anti-armor capability once they leave the cover of the infantry unit to which they’re attached.
Anyway, here’s what the NPRC says about the Purple Heart;
There’s also no mention of that Bronze Star, either.
You’ll notice in the picture that he’s wearing jump wings and a Purple Heart on his little motorcycle jacket. Well, there’s no jump school listed in his training;
And his participation in the Gulf War lasted 11 days a couple of weeks after the war ended;
Scotty has more on the clown.
Category: Phony soldiers
First off, I don’t ride in any club or ride period. Secondly, I never bragged about knowing a buddy which is not a Hells Angel. Stating what he told me I believe is nothing of a bragging right but just word of mouth. If they ride for American Legion, AmVets or the VFW, I’m proud they served regardless of how many patches or pins they wanna wear. Who are you to dictate what kind of biker they are for expressing what they did in service? Last time I checked its a free country to express. However, I do have a problem with those that display awards of valor or tell stories which never happened. Those that served honorably like myself try to keep it that way and out those that “brag” and display things that are untrue. I could careless if it’s a biker, law official or a priest. That’s a reason for this blog to help get rid of phony valor like your buddies in this club in which you brag about knowing internal information and where and when they meet.
101- First off, I don’t ride in any club or ride period. Secondly, I never bragged about knowing a buddy which is not a Hells Angel. Stating what he told me I believe is nothing of a bragging right but just word of mouth. If they ride for American Legion, AmVets or the VFW, I’m proud they served regardless of how many patches or pins they wanna wear. Who are you to dictate what kind of biker they are for expressing what they did in service? Last time I checked its a free country to express. However, I do have a problem with those that display awards of valor or tell stories which never happened. Those that served honorably like myself try to keep it that way and out those that “brag” and display things that are untrue. I could careless if it’s a biker, law official or a priest. That’s a reason for this blog to help get rid of phony valor like your buddies in this club in which you brag about knowing internal information and where and when they meet.
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That’s what I thought fake ass wanna be biker!!
was not in the USMC or any MC my bike is too Jap for those clubs.
Both of you idiots shut the fuck up! Paper work is on its way to show all you dumb assets what’s what!!
@107 – Will that include your PH certificate ??
@107 – I hope you step on a Lego!!
keith keeton@107, is the paperwork being forwarded from a closed military hospital in Panama?
@107 – Well, if it ever does show up, let me know. I’ll be over here, with my breats moist and heaving with anticipation. 🙂
@99/101/102: The Legion Riders/AmVets Riders/Warriors aren’t MCs and never claim to be, they are Riding Associations. As far as the “diamond club”, it could be any of the 1%er clubs, no one said anything about which one. As for USMVMC, they are but one Veteran MC. I take exception to equating Legion Riders to low standards for membership. If you don’t know what they’re about, get informed. There used to be a USMVMC chapter in my state, but they were shut down by the Club Coalition for reasons I do not know, nor do I care to know, but I did meet several of them at some charity functions in the past and they seemed to be decent enough fellows and none of them were “talkers” bragging about their service. Every group has their bad apples and it is up to the organization to deal with them as they see fit.
As a side note @106: The only MCs that I know of that have a requirement on what make or type of bike you ride are 1%ers and Iron Order, a non-1% Club that requires a cruiser style motorcycle. Many of the folks I ride with are on “Jap bikes” and I, myself, ride an Italian bike.
@95 and @107 –
Waiting.
Keith–still waiting, homie. Sounds like you’re rockin the bullshit like your buddies Phillip Dale Monkress and Paul Wickre (Google hits!!!)
Is there a stupid pill ya’ll gotta take before joining that club? Or is that cute leather jacket just a wee bit too tight and cutting off oxygen to your brain?
Guess which one is “Big Dawg” Keeton:
Once rocks started being turned over down there in Florida, all kinds of weird shit started crawling out.
Military Imposters, Fake Bikers, etc. What’s next? Gay Nazis and the Little Orphan Annie Decoder Ring Society?
Fucking pussies. I wish some true 1%’s would roll down there. They would fix that poser biker club. Big “Pussy” Keeton and Phildo included.
@95 and @107 –
Still waiting.
And I’ll keep waiting and commenting here just to make sure you don’t fade off into the sunset. Because, of course, “the paperwork is on its’ way” (#107), “records to be updated” (#95), the check is in the mail and she told me that she was on the pill.
The “Big Dawg” craps when you rattle his cage….
You pathetic wannabe tough guys behind your keyboards…I laugh at your comments and each one funnier then the last one. For you intellectual dumb asses out there, it takes as long as it takes for that request to be furnished and come to light but please keep up the great work…with your bad ass typing. Hahahahaha!!!
This “keith keeton” fellow is writing us from NoVa, so I’m thinking it’s not the real one.
Dumb asses!!!
Well, I see “keith” got back to Florida sometime before 10:04PM on 4 Jun 2013.
How’s the weather NW of Orlando these days, “Big Dawg”?
@95 and @107 –
Still …. waiting.
@119 –
“… ,it takes as long as it takes …” Apparently, you’re also a Yogi Berra fan.
@120 –
Well, real or not, I’m certainly enjoying his (#’s 119/121) erudite commentary, including a home-cooked Yogi-ism (see above comment), an oxymoron (“intellectual dumb asses”) and the enthusiastic application of !!!Exclamation Points!!!
Aw, shit–school’s out, I see. So, “Keef”, does your mommy know you’re playing on the ‘puter while she’s out playing lot lizard at the local truckstop?
@95 and @107 –
Still waiting.
You know, if you hadn’t checked-marked the “Dog-sled Courier” box on the USPS mailing form, this whole kerfuffle would have probably been cleared up a long time ago.
But we’re patient. And you did promise.
Hondo…how’s my cock taste in your mouth?
Hahahahaha Classic!
I get so tired of the misdirection. Stop being a fucking child, and stay on topic. Answer the questions or just ignore them, but don’t come in here swinging your dick and being a pus. Either you lied or you didn’t. It’s that simple. Put up or shut up!
BTW, how’s the brothers treating you?
@95 and @107 –
Still waiting.
@95 and @107 –
And ….. still waiting.
Awwww…they’re so cute at that age.
“The Big Dawg craps when you rattle his cage”….
tURD.
Turd.
Find something better to do with your lives then! All you assholes have nothing better to do then live on a computer and act like you know shit. Feeling famous that I have gotten all your worthless time over this bullshit. Living a great life, making great money and retired. You all are leaches awaiting the next story true or untrue and the funniest thing is I don’t have to prove shit to anyone because I’m still living a great life with or without a club. Have fun with this blog, I’ll be cruising the Eastern Caribbean. Hahahahaha
welcome back keith, do you know our friend Paul Wickre? you seem to be using a playbook similar to his.
^ there’s another one, no life!
Perhaps Amazon.com would like to know that one of their employees is using their IT infrastructure to post lewd and harassing comments that disparage veterans.
And if it’s not one of their employees, then I’m wondering if they’d like to know someone is making unauthorized use of their computer systems.
Keith, have fun on the cruise. Careful you don’t fall overboard and sink from all the phoney bling on your vest.
Will do and try not to slip on your boyfriend’s fuck while I’m away either
Yeah. When you actually have no defense, throwing in verbal trash makes you look like a real man. Well, maybe in your delusional world, but out here in the real world, your stooping to that level simply is an admission that you have no defense of your actions and are a very small person.
Whatever.
guys I got it, the remnants of the hurricane that passed over FLA made it too nasty to ride this weekend, so “Big Dud” has to find something to do with his weekend. so why not poke the sleeping bear that is TAH?
Actually, he’s posting from NoVa so I’m pretty sure it’s not really Keeton. Just some troll trying to stir shit up.
How in the heck he just served 11 days in theater? He must have got sent back to the states due to frost bite from being in the rear and sitting too close to the AC!
does he coorlate to any other trolls in other threads? maybe its someone that is a regular trying to give their under dog bet a fighting chance in the tourney. im gonna go pretend to be the weeble and see if i can help her odds a bit
@95 and @107 –
Of course (what else would you expect?), we’re still waiting.
@145 –
Either way, I’m happy to see ‘Keith Keeton’ and or ‘Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton’ spelled out on my monitor for all the Google-y/Bing-y goodness that it brings.
@95 and @107 –
Yep. You guessed it. Still waiting.
@95 and @107 –
And we are …. still waiting.
The “Biscuit Dawg” cowers when you rattle his cage…..
G.T. don’t mean little cur Keeton?
@95 and @107 –
It sort of early in the day, but what better time could there be, with a hot cup of coffee and today’s paper in front of me, to be …. waiting.
C’mon, Keith “Big Dawg” Keeton, I’m rootin’ for ya. You can do this.
@95 and @107 –
Still waiting. Why? Well, because, as we all know, “… , it takes as long as it takes …” (#119). But eventually, “The truth will prevail.” (#95).
@95 and @107 –
Still … waiting.