Bill Hightower; phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this Bill Hightower fellow who claims to be a Navy SEAL on his Facebook Page;
He also claims to be a Navy Chief on LinkedIn, even though he can’t spell the rank;
He goes all secret squirrel when confronted;
Well, he was in the Navy and he served on the Gearing-class destroyer USS Bailey (DD-713) but the ship was in Charleston, South Carolina the entire time he was assigned according to her logs.
Based on Hightower’s FOIA Summary Sheet, it shows that he did just under 4 years of active duty in the Navy and not the 48 + years that he claimed. Bill was discharged as a Seaman Recruit (SR) E-1 vs. his claim of being a Chief (E-7).
There is no record of Bill Hightower attending BUD/S, NO jump school, and NO SEAL Command.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Hey, wait: Is that a rifle in his hand? Wonder if he was convicted of those felonies? Felon is possession of a firearm is not a good thing.
A tickle monster too (see the Phonies site).
Oh BTW: Florida.
Yep.
Another 4-year, E-1 Shitbag.
Surprised he does not have some faded tattoos on the unbelievably large biceps.
Yep, another loser migrated to Florida after going to school in Michigan and other places. Sometimes I regret that this is such a nice place. If it were a shitty place it wouldn’t attract so damned many losers.
Of Course Florida, he’s a phony Seal. Nuf said.
Cocksucker!
Ka-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Shack!
Maybe someone wiser in the language of “LEO/Court speak” can enlighten me —
Do the charges involving a 16 y/o girl mean he was whacking off in front of her or he was showing her his package?
… allegedly.
Depends upon the degree level of the crime, and by the way state law defines that particular crime.
Sexual Conduct, in most cases, involves sexual activity without intercourse; wherein he fondled or had the victim fondle him, he was seen to be “pleasuring his nasty self” in front of the victim, or flashed the victim, etc.
Whereas in Minnesota, as an example, the Sexual Conduct is 1st, 2nd, or 3rd Degree level, where each has it’s list of criteria that needs to be present during the act for a proper charge to be made.
That’s sure what it sounds like. However like Mark, my experience is in MN statutes, which are a confusing mess.
Not only does he have a meat gazer’s grin, he’s all flabby and pasty with a big head just like the bony eared assfish that he is. Oh yeah, he’s a ticklemonster as well and IMHO those damn things are usually better off dead.
Bill “Low Basement” Hightower spent almost four years in the Navy and achieved the highly coveted rank of E-1 and was awarded an NDSM.
They don’t just hand that stuff to you.
Four years + discharge as a vaunted E-1 = heavy duty dick stepping.
I left Bill J. Hightower, NOT A SEAL, some love in a facebook message:
“Usually when I message a phony, rather than take my advice, they block me on Facebook, probably thinking that it will make it all go away. It will not. There is a link below. At that link, every one who comments will initiate a google reference about you,. When anyone wants to look you up, they will see you as the shitstain that you are. Less than 4 years in the navy, on a Destroyer that didn’t cruise, getting out with the rank of Recruit E-1, and then being so fucking dumb that you claim SEAL? Claim E-7? You are a piece of work and surely not smart enough to click on the link, and go there to try to unfuck yourself. Blocking me will only prove what we already know about you.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=79271“
Has a real SEAL ever worn one of those hats?
Rhetorical question, sj? I think you already know the answer.
*grin*
Ohh Billy!
The Stupid is strong with this one.
Suggesting a pounding for this obnoxious inflated, pustulent, creeping, oozing sore stuck on humanity’s ass is what I would normally do.
However, a pounding is, I think, insufficient. I’d prefer the Mountain of Insults, if ChipNASA can get up from his chair and foist it upon us. It’s getting heavy, you know.
I move that this hideous THING lower than Satan’s backward hooves get that award. Anyone want to second the motion?
Second
Now it’s time: AYE!
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Hell yez!
Buttt…..no dog…no vest….no motorcycle……he just has to be legit…how can that not be???
That hat has doofus spelled wrong.
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Why, what happens when you
GOOGLE GOOGLE BILL J HIGHTOWER GOOGLE GOOGLE ???
What a great phony Seal start for this Sunday morning.
FYI- A week or too ago, I found out that if I left clicked the mouse over all those DD 214’S and the other material for me to make out, they get enlarged where they are now nice and clear. Using my fingers on the screen only made the print blurry when I tried to enlarge them. Another learning curve for myself not being a computer savvy person.
The closest I ever got to BUD/S was seeing some trainees marching across the road when I was doing LPO Leadership Course at Coronado.
That being said, I’ve got fingers thicker than this guy’s arms, and he wants to bullshit us about being a SEAL?
But then again, 6 year SR. Ain’t no shitbag like an old shitbag. Wonder if that last two year stint at Bainbridge might have been as a “guest”?
I do, however, particularly like they blanked out all the marks, rate/rank, etc., on his Page 5, but if you look at the top it gives an average of all marks; the 2.83, 2.76, etc. Now I know I was never SOY material, but Jesus man, you have to REALLY work at getting marks that fucking bad!
the closest I ever got to buds was a weed plant
I used to get bud’s from Mr McDope…
They didn’t look anything like Bill J Hightower…
Although, they were usually bigger than Mr Bill H Hightower’s arms !!!
A lot more fun too |!!!
Speaking of fun, here’s hoping the cherry on top of the shit sundae for Bill J Hightower get a chance to be popped by someone we all know and love, Mr Tiny !!!
I use to keep a boat at the Little Creek Marina, right across the creek from the SEAL base. Good fishing in that area.
Best mark was 3.0 in Military Appearance, the easiest area to ace (4.0 scale at the time). This clown was a dick-stepping dirt bag from Day 1 of what passes for his “service.”
WTF is with these slick sleeve assholes that do 3 weeks or 3 years that get discharged as E-1’s and self promote themselves to E-6,7,8,9 ? Do the people around him notice he wasn’t gone for 20+ years ? are they that stupid and unobservant in his neck of the swamp ?
“self promote themselves”
It’s like getting college credits for “life experience”.
I served in Viet of the Nam so I don’t need no stinking college transcript
These are the same assholes who walk around bragging, “I could have been a nuke, but…”
And about 90-95 percent of the time, they’re full of shit. Most couldn’t cut the scores on the ASVAB, were druggies, criminals, or did “try” to go nuke but rocked out on the Week 3 Academic Board in “A” school.
Like some who said “I would have gone Infantry but my ASVAB was too high”.
Also love how he claims 42 years but only made Chief, not Master Blaster. HYT mean anything to you, asshole?
I personally knew ONE enlisted person who did 40+ years AD, and that was my first COB. He did his FIRST COB tour the year after I was born, by the time I met him he was on his SEVENTH.
That man was a leader and inspiration in every sense of the word, and Hightower isn’t a festering pimple on a dog’s ass.
RIP, D. B. Follo.
William John Hightower AKA “Bill” has never been a Navy SEAL
William John Hightower AKA “Bill” has never been a Chief Petty Officer
BUT,
William John Hightower AKA “Bill” has a rap sheet and has been arrested FOUR separate times:
Deal with your newly found “fame”, William John Hightower AKA “Bill”
The interwebs are forever.
He can’t even spell “Cheif” right
He served on the USS Faggot, a homosexual prison ship as a cabin boy.
that’s where he got the nickname Bill “The Bilge” and was pumped frequently.
I actually heard he volunteered for that particular detail.
And was routinely “comforted” by Captain Ned.
His favorite play is “Buggery on the High Seas”:
Man Ho! Productions presents:
Eric Johns and Chuck U. Farley
In the south seas saga
“BUGGERY ON THE HIGH SEAS”
Captain: “Hoist that scurvy dog from the yardarm!”
Sailor: “Aye, Captain!”
Captain: “Yeoman Bosuns”
Yeoman: “Sir!”
Captain: “Read the charges.”
Yeoman: “Aye Captain! Seaman Kelly! You have been charged with the heinous crime of buggery on the high seas. How do you plead?”
Kelly: (Whimpering) “I’m innocent, I’m innocent, you gotta believe me.”
Accuser: (Effeminate sounding) “He’s lying.”
Kelly: “I am not!!!”
Accuser: “You are so you big fibber!!”
Kelly: “You better watch out or I’m gonna get you.”
Accuser: “You already did, that’s why you’re in trouble now.”
Captain: “SHUT UP!!”
Accuser: “But he’s a big fibber, he’s lying!!”
Captain: “Shut up or you’ll get what he’s getting.”
Accuser: “And what’s that?”
Captain: “Fifty lashes with a cat-o-nine-tails!”
Accuser: “FIFTY LASHES?!! He should get at least a hundred for what he did to me, the big fibber, you liar liar liar.”
Captain: “Hoist that scurvy dog from the yardarm!”
Accuser: “Ow!!! You’re hurting my wrists!!! Hey this isn’t funny now you guys” (Sound of cloth being torn) “Oh, rip the shirt, how cliché. I suppose you’ll have me walk the plank next of something.”
Captain: “Take that you DOG!!!” (Sound of whip)
Accuser (after each lashing): “Ow! Oh! Oooh! Oh yeah!! Yeah, yeah!!” (Fade out)
He loved to swab the poop deck
He seems fascinated with Tanzania (note the picture of the lamp and the claim he attended the Victoria Academy in Tanganeka)which I guess he thinks makes him sound like he visited exotic places in his almost half century of non-service.
So as a charitable gesture on this Sunday i will help him out – it is spelled “Tanganyika” you F***ing moron.
He went to the “victoria accadmey tanganeka”
What a fuckstick
Well, it looks like he went to Torpedoman’s Mate school as an E-2 in 1966. And when he was discharged, he had no rate at all, not even Boatswain’s Mate which — if I’m reading this correctly — became his primary job code in July of 1966 (note: I’m not really familiar with 60’s-era records, so I could very well be reading this incorrectly and would appreciate someone correcting me if so). He reported to TM school on 01 April 1966, which was a Friday, for an 11-week class, which would have had him graduating on or about June 17, 1966, provided that he graduated. That would have put his change of primary job code from Torpedoman’s Mate to Boatswain’s Mate (if that’s what the job code listing actually means) in less than a month after. That suggests that he either sucked at being a TM so bad, or something went very wrong in whatever would have been the 1960’s equivalent of the Combat Acoustics division, that his division officer sent him packing to Deck Division. I don’t see anything anywhere ever referring him to “TMSA” or “TMSN” or “BMSA” or “BMSN” (although, granted, all of the rate column in his record of assignments are marked out), which sort of suggests to me that he did not, in fact, pass the TM school, and that’s why he went to Deck upon return to the ship. Again, note that I am not familiar with how things were run at that time period and that this is pure speculation based on incomplete information anyway, so I might be completely wrong. Anyway, it looks like he passed a “Military Requirements for Petty Officer Third/Second Class” correspondence course in 1967, but then rocketed back to Seaman Recruit (E-1) by the time he was discharged. For what it’s worth, Boatswain’s Mate is a hard life. I have the utmost respect for people who were successful at it — it takes moxie, dedication, and real smarts to master that kind of stuff — and I generally am understanding when people can’t hack it. But to not… Read more »
I should correct myself and say that he hasn’t claimed to be a Chief, but a “Cheif”, whatever that is.
Crazy
Half-wit
Endlessly
Inventing
Falsehoods
Bwah hah hah — of COURSE it would be an acronym. Brilliant!
“BJ” Hightower…any bets this perv was a fan-room action figure during his time on the Bailey? Might explain that E-1 discharge
William John “Bill” Hightower left service after 3 years, 8 months as an SR (E-1). Seriously? I was promoted to Sp4 (E-4) just ten months after my enlistment date.
Bill Hightower HAS NEVER BEEN a USN SEAL.
Bill Hightower HAS NEVER BEEN A USN CPO.
Bill Hightower HAS been arrested for Lewd and Lascivious Conduct on a Child Less Than 16 Years Old
Bill Hightower HAS been arrested for Lewd and Lascivious Assault or Act
Bill Hightower was also arrested for Aggravated Assault.
Bill Hightower was also charged with Improper Exhibition of a Firearm.
Bill Hightower likely blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Bill Hightower left the US Navy as an E1, a sign that he was a far less than even satisfactory Sailor.
Bill Hightower likely couldn’t even get hired as an Apprentice towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Bill Hightower needs to be outed and stay that way.
Bill Hightower needs to be locked away for as long as possible the next time he gets arrested.
Bill Hightower has likely NEVER told the truth about himself.
Bill Hightower is Dutch Rudder Gang material.
Bill Hightower is someone I wouldn’t even hire to take out the trash.
Bill Hightower is likely “that guy” who everyone in his neighborhood refers to as “that creep” and the reason every Father with a Daughter stays locked & loaded.
Bill Hightower looks like the type one would expect to see roaming around in a windowless van looking for dates at highway rest areas.
Bill Hightower is another Bony Eared Assfish, a slimy little ocean bottom feeder that hangs out at the deepest depths waiting for its next morsel to fall from above.
Bill Hightower will soon not only discover the Power of Google, but that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER as well. Google be with you, Bill Hightower! Yes Bill Hightower, Google Power!!!
API, read you 5×5 and will repeat for those down range.
Bill Hightower HAS NEVER BEEN a USN SEAL.
Bill Hightower HAS NEVER BEEN A USN CPO.
Bill Hightower HAS been arrested for Lewd and Lascivious Conduct on a Child Less Than 16 Years Old
Bill Hightower HAS been arrested for Lewd and Lascivious Assault or Act
Bill Hightower was also arrested for Aggravated Assault.
Bill Hightower was also charged with Improper Exhibition of a Firearm.
Bill Hightower likely blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Bill Hightower left the US Navy as an E1, a sign that he was a far less than even satisfactory Sailor.
Bill Hightower likely couldn’t even get hired as an Apprentice towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
Bill Hightower needs to be outed and stay that way.
Bill Hightower needs to be locked away for as long as possible the next time he gets arrested.
Bill Hightower has likely NEVER told the truth about himself.
Bill Hightower is Dutch Rudder Gang material.
Bill Hightower is someone I wouldn’t even hire to take out the trash.
Bill Hightower is likely “that guy” who everyone in his neighborhood refers to as “that creep” and the reason every Father with a Daughter stays locked & loaded.
Bill Hightower looks like the type one would expect to see roaming around in a windowless van looking for dates at highway rest areas.
Bill Hightower is another Bony Eared Assfish, a slimy little ocean bottom feeder that hangs out at the deepest depths waiting for its next morsel to fall from above.
Bill Hightower will soon not only discover the Power of Google, but that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER as well. Google be with you, Bill Hightower! Yes Bill Hightower, Google Power!!!
To add:
William J. “Bill” Hightower has a history of sexual offenses which should make him eligible to register on the State of Florida’s sexual offender registry (but he’s not, apparently).
Start of a new week, and we already have our first fake SEAL. It is beginning to look like every man who served in the Navy and was largely a failure as a sailor is now a fake Navy SEAL and some rank of NCO or officer. Amazing!
The Big Green Machine (Army) doesn’t stand a chance in our POSer competition with these metrics. It is like Navy is “Jusify” (3-1 odds) and Army is “Combatant” (72-1 odds) in our POSer Derby.
Right. There are three groups of people that served in the Navy:
1) SEALs
2) Fake SEALs
3) The minority that are left sandwiched in between
Bill Hightower is a Diaper-Sniper
That is funny…albeit disturbing as well. Nice.
That’s getting added to the Mountain of Insults®™
How about “diaper-sipper?” It is also pretty likely he is a sipper of penis.
Questions for Navy guys:
What is symbol letter code that indicates some is boatswain mate (spelling?)?
Is being a Bosin a rate that is not held in well regard?
Knowing nothing about maintaining a ship, I am guessing that it requires just about non-stop maintenance and regular repair. Is that the sort of work a Bosin does?
I do hate chipping old paint but kind of enjoy putting on a new coat.
Finally, what rate are the guys who handle anchors, dock lines, ship-to-shore connections and such?
The Navy’s Boatswain’s Mate (BM) rating is one of the two oldest in the Navy, dating back to 1794.
1. BM- BMSR, BMSA, BMSN, BM3, 2, 1, BMC, BMCS, BMCM, E-1 through E-9.
2. As part of Deck Division they do a lot of the physical labor related to ship topside maintenance and other tasks. It can be dirty and dangerous work. Some may look down on “Boats” as they are called, but rarely in person. They tend to take a rather direct approach to perceived insults.
3. Navy Careers Link
I think this covers your remaining questions, TW. “Boats” have a long reputation as work hard-play hard types, and do not tolerate fools or insults. They pretty much hate every other rating in the Navy as lesser beings, but have a special place for “Brown Shoes,” or Navy flyers like me. I generally stayed away, but was sure to check my wallet, watch and rings after contact with them.
Hope this helps, and standing by for a broadside from a certain Master Chief.
*grin*
>> Finally, what rate are the guys who handle anchors, dock lines, ship-to-shore connections and such?
The Boatswain’s Mates (BMs) generally handle anchors & anchoring. The various mooring lines are usually handled by teams of people and these are drawn from the whole crew, but the mooring process has deep BM-level involvement, of course (and they maintain the capstans). As for the ship-to-shore connections — those are generally handled by the people whose job rating it is to handle whatever it is that’s going through those lines. There is a group of engineers (Enginemen, or ENs, specifically) who are responsible for things like the freshwater system and they generally rig up the water connection to the shore after the ship’s Hospital Corpsman, or HM, tests the incoming water for purity & safety. Sewage lines are hooked up by the Hull Maintenance Technicians, or HTs, who manage the ship’s sanitation systems (among other things), whereas the ships’ Information Systems Technicians (ITs) will hook up things like phone and the all-important Internet connectivity. This is for a “small boy” like a destroyer. Your average carrier setup may vary.
What is symbol letter code that indicates some is boatswain mate (spelling?)? BM
Is being a Bosin a rate that is not held in well regard? False
Knowing nothing about maintaining a ship, I am guessing that it requires just about non-stop maintenance and regular repair. Is that the sort of work a Bosin does? Not necessarily
I do hate chipping old paint but kind of enjoy putting on a new coat.
Finally, what rate are the guys who handle anchors, dock lines, ship-to-shore connections and such? That would be BM
A BM2 aboard ship is a god.
You can tell by all the keys he has on his belt.
True
I am in contact with NOT A SEAL William Hightower, who offers this:
“I know. I was a combat platoon Officer with the 1St Inf. Division in Viet Nam, and when I came back I visited him on board ship where he was in the brig fro jumping ship in Europe. I have been trying to stop him from lying for years now, and he will never show me his 214. I told him I would be glad to send him mine. But I am a God fearing born againg christian, and I can not help who my brother is.
Pretty much affirms everything, doesn’t it?
****That should read “I am in contact with his brother”. Not with him.
I asked the brother of Phony William “Bill” Hightower if the phony was aware that there was a post about him. He replied with:
“Yes, I gave him a copy of it, but have showed him similair things before. He is just a pathological Liar and can not get away from it.”
Lets see 4 years in the Navy, left as an E-1 and no Good Conduct medal. The brothers insight into him going over the hill seems to provide the missing link.
Puss bag
GOOD LORD!!! I hope people are still notified of this post. I can’t believe how long of a feed this and what I really cant believe is that I met this FUCKING IMPOSTER , TODAY , on VETERANS DAY at my WORK where we give out FREE MEALS. NOW it does calm me .1% that he actually served… But this motherfucker sat in front of me for almost 2 hours telling me absolute bullshit about his life. Motherfucker tells me he was born in Tanzania africa as mentioned which he said something about tanganeeka too he talked about how people say they’re fake seals all the time this and that this and FUCKING THAT etc oh my god I could go on forever but fuck him thank you everybody thank you thisainthell and thank you mountain of insults, but apparently even as his brother says, this slimy fuck is a pathological liar and none of this changed anything. What a piece of fucking work. To this day 11/11/18 he claims the same horseshit what a sad excuse for a human being